Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => For Sale => Topic started by: mosh on February 27, 2009, 10:17:30 AM
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...what do we have left to sell?
Empscum?
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I say we all go in and get the ladies a Diva Cup, pass it around to them and sell what it collects.
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No, go this route:
http://www.mooncup.com/
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Oh did that finally happen? Bagman losing his virginity? Well I'm way less enthused than I thought I'd be.
Anybody wanna sell me some dignity?
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Sorry, I haven't a square to spare ...
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Im a proud diva user!
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How ecologically sound and also disgusting of you. But I've been thinking of blowing my nose and collecting it too...
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[cunt]Ecology esmology, that product is obviously a P.A.T.R.I.A.R.C.H. plot to denigrate mothers and women over thirty, undermining their self-image and therefore making them more pliant to the advances of their disgusting man-dicks![/cunt]
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its not about being ecologically sound, though that's a nice perk I suppose.
It's about doing the best thing for my sanity during that TOM. Tampons, frankly, fucking hurt. The alternative sucks.
This thing rocks and is fun and hilarious to empty and makes a great suction "pop" sound as it comes out. DELICIOUS!
I ought to take pics for bagman!
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Please, spare me.
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Bagman isn't a virgin anymore? I feel like we've time traveled to another reality that I can no longer stand to be a part of.
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don't worry, you can read all about it here
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I know, chad. It's hard to believe, but it's true.
And don't worry, bagman. i'll never top the awesome picture of the cotton pony that tricky sent to you.
it was so brilliant, it brings a tear to my eye
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Oh wow, I just had a nasty ass flashback. That memory had been repressed for many years. How did she get me to open the picture again?? Did she say it was a naked picture of her or something?
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I know, chad. It's hard to believe, but it's true.
And don't worry, bagman. i'll never top the awesome picture of the cotton pony that tricky sent to you.
it was so brilliant, it brings a tear to my eye
I do not remember this... please refresh my memory.
I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, my memory sucks. In the last few years it's gotten pretty bad. And I don't even smokle weed all that much!
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Man, I smokle weed all the timle!
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Does it help your memory?
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Bagman is afraid of feminine hygiene pass it on.
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More disgusted than afraid.
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More disgusted than afraid.
Tell me what I did! I sent you a pic of a used tampon? Was it my used tampon?
If that's the case, man, I'm so awesome.
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Can you send Dave a picture of your used sanitary wear?
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on it...
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sweeeeeet
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I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?
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I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?
Ugh, my Hot Pocket is wanting to come back up.
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I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?
Napkins are good; I can wipe the drool from my face ...
Tampons are good; I can floss after I eat ...
Your choice ...
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Ugh, my Hot Pocket is wanting to come back up.
Hmm, I never tried using a hot pocket as a sanitary napkin before, good idea!
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Thanks for forever ruining Hot Pockets for me.
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OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.
Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.
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OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.
Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.
Women are pretty gross. I'd be gay if guys weren't hideous. If I could clone myself except my clone was a super hot chick with my brain, I'd totally marry him/her/me.
Is that narcissistic?
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valid
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OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.
Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.
Women are pretty gross. I'd be gay if guys weren't hideous. If I could clone myself except my clone was a super hot chick with my brain, I'd totally marry him/her/me.
Is that narcissistic?
Textbook ...
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OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.
Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.
Women are pretty gross. I'd be gay if guys weren't hideous. If I could clone myself except my clone was a super hot chick with my brain, I'd totally marry him/her/me.
Is that narcissistic?
Nah dude, thats not narcissitic, that's GAY!
I bet you eat your own creampies.
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"J" almost blew my goo on my face Sunday. She was beating my meat, and when I erupted she pointed my cock upwards. Speckles hit just above my nipple. Gross.
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I'll get bagman's new address and you guys can send him all the used tampons you can fit in a box.
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Hahaha. I dare you.
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This actually CAN end well...
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Oh I'm excited!
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OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.
Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me.
well, in this case, that's actually horomonal. You could saturate the air with the same kinds of horomones that spew out of pre-menstrual girls, and they'd sync to that release.
So, it can't be unconscious.
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Correction: so it can be conscious.
Hormones are normally unconscious releases. The only exception is in the Revenge of the Nerds radio-play when the Nerds break into the biochem building, steal vials of estrogen and release them into the air-ducts of Phi Sigma Sigma. And even in that rare case, it's only conscious on the part of the Nerds. So I'm sticking to my initial self-righteous disgust. Control yourselves, ladies. Don't give in to peer pressure.
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Hormones are normally unconscious releases.
I guess I'm thinking of it as biological and separate from the brain, and I'm thinking of unconscious as having to do with brain activity.
Otherwise, you could say that gastric rumbles are unconscious behaviors, that toenails growing is an unconscious behavior, or that a joint popping is an unconscious behavior.
Or, to bring this down to the LG level once more, that my ejaculation upon your mother's tits is unconscious.
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Yeah, the ejaculatory act itself is unconscious, but imagining it's goatse's asshole you're coming onto/into is a conscious act.
Consciousness requires a cognizance of and usually control over. Hormones and ejaculate can emerge when you're asleep or comatose and without control.
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I put sand in the Vaseline when I sleepwalk ...
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Yeah, the ejaculatory act itself is unconscious, but imagining it's goatse's asshole you're coming onto/into is a conscious act.
Consciousness requires a cognizance of and usually control over. Hormones and ejaculate can emerge when you're asleep or comatose and without control.
and without a brain!
I think you need a brain to be able to have unconscious acts. otherwise, it's just biological.
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Consciousness resides in the brain. Hence why "getting knocked unconscious" can be euphemized into "getting knocked brainless" but not "getting knocked into your underlying motivations." In other words you're speaking about the psychological "unconscious mind" and I'm speaking of the physiological "unconscious."
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Consciousness resides in the brain. Hence why "getting knocked unconscious" can be euphemized into "getting knocked brainless" but not "getting knocked into your underlying motivations." In other words you're speaking about the psychological "unconscious mind" and I'm speaking of the physiological "unconscious."
right!
and rather than use the same word ("unconscious") to mean two different things, I'm clarifying your "physiological unconscious" as "biological".
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No you're shortening your "unconscious mind" into "unconscious." The term "biological" is way too broad for my purposes. It covers both of our meanings. The problem is that the physiological "unconsciousness" is a misnomer. It would more properly be termed "non-consciousness." As such I'm prepared to clarify but not emend my statement thus:
Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say non-conscious collective behavior really disgusts me.
Sadly this cuts out:
I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF?
Perhaps this is the best:
Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say collective behavior that is not self-willed really disgusts me. C'mon ladies, where's your wille zur macht?
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You both:
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No you're shortening your "unconscious mind" into "unconscious." The term "biological" is way too broad for my purposes. It covers both of our meanings. The problem is that the physiological "unconsciousness" is a misnomer. It would more properly be termed "non-consciousness." As such I'm prepared to clarify but not emend my statement thus:
Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say non-conscious collective behavior really disgusts me.
Sadly this cuts out:
I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF?
Perhaps this is the best:
Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say collective behavior that is not self-willed really disgusts me. C'mon ladies, where's your wille zur macht?
I'll accept this. :)
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Haha OK. I love how we were in agreement the whole time, but it took the form of an argument. It was enough to irritate at least one other person so I'd declare it a partial success.
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I thought brains weren't allowed on this board ...
Mosh, update the disclaimer ...
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mmm virgin men. drooool.
Ive had me a virgin boy. we were 17 then, but still uber fun.
I rocked that boys world. He still comes back for his fix every few years.
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Baggy was 28.
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Yeah, I read that. I hope it was the best pussy he could get. Why didnt he just pay for it? Or give it away and regret it later like the rest of us?
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He "wanted it to mean something". Eventually he just started picking up women on Craigslist, fucking them and dumping them.
But, to quote Elvin Bishop:
He fooled around and fell in love...
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Hahahahaha what a naiive fucker. doesnt he know you dont have to be in love to get a woody?
Dont waste wood. It makes jeebus cry.
and cl?
Dude, have some class and shell out the member fee for onlineboootycall.com
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Meh he got cooties from one of them. And now they're dating.
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hahahahahaha
If yougot cooties you might as well date and fuck em over by marrying em. the ultimate punishment.
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The year ain't over yet...
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From virgin to STD in 8 months.
Not paying for sex was more a pride thing for me (still is), it's not that I wanted my first sex to "mean something" or some emo shit. It was the fact that I didn't want to pay for the sex, and I also didn't want to have to explain to the first real girl I liked/loved that I paid for sex. I mean I didn't tell the girl she was my first until almost two months after the fact. Then it was just nonchalantly. Now that I am completely over the fear of the unknown, I'm a fuck machine.
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I would give you a round of applause for that, but I need not to since you already have "the clap."
Thank you! Don't forget to tip your bartender!
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You are so full of shit. You specifically said that you wanted your first time to be "meaningful". We tried to buy you a hooker, talk you through several girls, you weren't having it. And see where it got you. You're like my kid who just turned 21 who just couldn't stay away from his psycho ex-GF with the big tits. And he wouldn't listen to what people told him. Now he has a criminal record and he almost got tied to her for 21 years.
Hope it's not the high 5 next time.
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Soooo. youre a tightarse...
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the first real girl I liked/loved
as opposed to the fake girls you like/ love?
(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/04/8815.jpg)
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you upset because they get more cock than you do?
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I get plenty of cock. thankyouverymuch.
Might I add- REAL cock too! Attached to a real man!
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Somebody is cervix deep in the Jersey Guido squad...
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Actually, the guy attached to the cock lives in NYC. And isn't a guido.
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My bad.
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Does he leave snail trails on your dresses?
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Nope. But if he so desired, I'd allow it.
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I feel used & discarded, like one of bagman's CL playthings.
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It's ok, you can come back for more tricky lovin' whenever you want!
Just make sure to bring lube this time, k? Cuz that one thing we did kind of hurt.
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Did it involve duct tape, a mouse trap, and a rolling pin?
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Duct tape, yes. Nothing else from your list was involved.