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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on June 06, 2009, 07:18:05 PM
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...that eitje looks a lot like Charles Whitman? And that they're both from Austin, TX?
Just sayin...
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Charles Whitman? And that they're both from Austin, TX?
Ooohhh, history fail.
Whitman grew up in FLORIDA.
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Austin, Boston, Florida... it's all the same, really.
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well, you know... i've never seen them in the same place at the same time.
kind of like alanis morrisette and dave grohl.
mmm hmm.
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You know, Lucas took me on a guided tour of UT, and when I saw the bell tower, I asked if that was the Whitman tower.
Lucas gave me a history of the tower after that I asked that question.
It was very cool of him :)
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Lucas seems like the kind of guy that would gently wash, dry, then preen & primp your balls if you really pleaded your case, let him know how appreciative you would be, and really drove in the fact that he would be helping someone unfortunate by just doing right thing.
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You know, I JUST MIGHT.
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That's a good quality to have, being nice. Unfortunately I'm cursed with the selfish asshole gene, so be thankful, even if you end up making dreads out of someones ball hair.
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You know, I bet ball hair is much like DOLL hair.
Joy, what do you think about that?
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Actually, ball hair is much more coarse. The balls are a harsh environment.
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Well Luke, some of the bubble cut Barbies from the 60's have coarse hair that could closely resemble ball hair..
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*shakes head*
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Ball hair is curly for a reason, you know. It would stab you in the tongue and poke you in the eye if it weren't.
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Manscaping can be a great thing.
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I knew that was coming ...
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And I know you will be when I get down to FL.
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Always ....
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And all over..
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Wait, wha?
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You don't want to get it on the walls?? Ok then, we'll use a glass.
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Ahhh, got lost for a second ...
I'll put it wherever you deem fit ...
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Damn straight you will..
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What?
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Just stay tuned, bro ...
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Same Bat channel?
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You know it ...
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Just stay tuned, bro ...
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To the Rape Barn with you!
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OooooOooo, rape barn! I feel so special!
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Is the door fixed yet?
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"If you see a cumstained sign in the side of the road, it's just 15 miles to the ...RAAAAAPE BARN!
Rape Barn, Bay-beee ... (Rape Barn, Baby)
We're headed up your Hershey Highway ...
Gonna cum in your face ...
Gonna cum in your face ..
I've got me a Kong Dong, it's as big as a whale,
And it's gonna split your tail ... (Ooooo!)
We've got us an orgy, My face can seat twenty,
Hurry up and let's all get sweaty ...
The Rape Barn is a little old place where,
we use whips and feather-rrs ...
Rape Barn, Bay-beee ... (Rape Barn, baby!)"
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More comedy gold ....
Lost to the ages ....
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Holly shit I was just thinking of the rape barn earlier today.
Good memory dude.
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And song ...
Sheesh!
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I'm having a little trouble fitting those words into the Love Shack theme.
Have any tips on how to do it?
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Listen to the song ...
Go to YouTube and look up the karaoke version ...
Sing along ...
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I think it's because it takes several people to do the shack version.
Hard for one person to keep on track if you cant do the ludes at the same time as well.
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Fair Nuff ....
It's still funny ...
... and about The Rape Barn
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...and about the Rape Barn
Is this a place where the girls go willingly? Hey might work for some of the guys too!
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They could; however, the concept was not truly "willing" ...
... thus; The Rape Barn
Actually, Ian would know much more about this than I would; he was a "frequent flier" ...
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The term willing is relative. I was thinking a woman might want to go there just to get fucked by several strangers. I need to meet those women, or at least watch them while jacking off.
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Damn, too bad Craigslist closed down that section ...