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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: hip on September 09, 2009, 11:45:54 AM
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since embarking on my absolutely awesome, sex life with my boyfriend, i've realized that a few of the things that i've either always thought about or were the things that would push me over the edge to cumming so hard my body shakes, are actually considered fetishes! i've since come to terms with the fact that i'm a naughty girl, who likes to be spanked, tied up (i'm talking light bondage with ribbons or ties, nothing leather or studded or anything like that), and talked dirty to.
i know these aren't the craziest things to ever arouse a girl, but it's just that when i finally embraced these things that make me wet (sometimes at the mere thought of them), sex has been so fucking good. i'm curious as to what gets you people going (no answer required from zoomie: the partialist, or danzig: the snowballing neckbearded manboy).
another one that's good to jumpstart my orgasm is general rough-ish body grabbing and a little hair pulling. is the hair thing considered a fetish i wonder? it just reminds me that i'm being fucked. mmm.
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oh yeah. i also like to be bitten. carry on reading this but not posting anything.
faggots.
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I'd respond to this, but I don't want to scare anyone.
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Oh man, let's hear it.
Eitje, don't read below this post.
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You go first.
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I'm not the one who posted this:
I'd respond to this, but I don't want to scare anyone.
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So you aren't going to post about how you enjoy pretend rape? :'(
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Why do you people keep confusing things I like with things my girlfriend likes?
Here's my fettish: I like to put my dick in females. I used to like to fuck for a long time thinking (and caring) that I was impressing somebody, but now I'm a big fan of busting my nut quickly.
I'm also really weird, cause like if my girlfriend wants me to pee on her or have really rough sex with her I'll do those things. I know it's highly unusual to do things your partner wants you to do and all that, but what can I say, I'm a freak.
Anyway, if it were up to me sex would involve my girlfriend pulling down her pants and then I'd fuck her. Then when we were done we could go back to the other stuff we were doing (seprately) before the sex without me catching any grief over the fact that the things I want to do don't involve watching project runway, and the things she wants to do don't involve fixing shit in the basement.
We all have to have a dream, right?
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krsna is a total sex freak! point and laugh, everyone.
out with it all, brook. this thread's for you.
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Sex, rough sex, really rough sex, improvised bondage, girls who like rough sex, rough, passionate foreplay, delayed orgasm, denied orgasm, forced orgasm, orgasm-on-command training, catholic schoolgirls, tall girls, daddy issues, literature, slow, slow foreplay which gently transitions to long, long lovemaking leading to glacial juggernaut orgasms, candle wax, red wine-fueled crime-scene sex, blood on the sheets, blood on the headboard, blood in the kitchen sink.
Brunettes, auburns, olive-skinned, alabaster-fleshed, green eyes, vulnerable secrets, danger and the women who laugh at it. Submission (hers). Dom-meets-dom clash of the titans sex.
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danger and the women who laugh at it.
that made me lol. you can't be serious.
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Princesses fucking bore me.
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not true, if you consider the fierceness with which you post such aggressive negativity towards me.
wink wink
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Anyway, if it were up to me sex would involve my girlfriend pulling down her pants and then I'd fuck her. Then when we were done we could go back to the other stuff we were doing (seprately) before the sex without me catching any grief over the fact that the things I want to do don't involve watching project runway, and the things she wants to do don't involve fixing shit in the basement.
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Actually the girl I am having relations with is very submissive and rarely initiates anything. I like being domineering (light choking, smacking, telling her what to do), but I also miss the part where my former gal pal "J" would unzip me and start blowing me on the couch, or that time when she beat the shit out of me when we were fucking because she was pissed at me (remember the photos with bruises). She took matters into her own hands sometimes. I like the back and forth. I don't want to have to do all the work and be the only one with imagination.
As I said before I like the thrill of exhibitionism as well.
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Brunettes, auburns, olive-skinned, alabaster-fleshed, green eyes, vulnerable secrets, danger and the women who laugh at it. Submission (hers). Dom-meets-dom clash of the titans sex.
That's me. Dang.
My number one fantasy, in my mind, is having a guy fuck my mouth while I am laying on my back across a table and my throat is slit. There is a girl straddling me at the same time sucking the cock that is coming in and out of my throat.
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[zorak]frrrrrrrrrreeaakyy[/zorak]
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Actually the girl I am having relations with is very submissive and rarely initiates anything. I like being domineering. I don't want to have to do all the work and be the only one with imagination.
If she's truly submissive, tell her what you want and she'll do it or be punished.
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this has been here long enough.
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^^ this was not me, by the way.
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Don't even lie.
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YOU LIE!
(http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/assets_c/2009/09/wilson_shouts_health_care_speech-cropped-proto-custom_2.jpg)
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I think you should cut eitje, I mean, that guy loose so he can find some real cock. Because he's gay.
Now before you get your panties all in a bunch, all I'm hearing about your sex life so far is that he wants you to fuck him in the ass, and now he wants to suck on your strap-on dong and eat your load. Perhaps he's in denial but yes, he's gay. Ask Margaret Cho, she'll tell you.
Let this poor boy free so that he may spread his asscheeks for some hot throbbing flesh and blood penis and taste gooey sticky loads of self-actualization.
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Does he shave his ass ?
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Look out! Hojo wants to break him in.
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I think you should cut eitje, I mean, that guy loose so he can find some real cock. Because he's gay.
Now before you get your panties all in a bunch, all I'm hearing about your sex life so far is that he wants you to fuck him in the ass, and now he wants to suck on your strap-on dong and eat your load. Perhaps he's in denial but yes, he's gay. Ask Margaret Cho, she'll tell you.
Let this poor boy free so that he may spread his asscheeks for some hot throbbing flesh and blood penis and taste gooey sticky loads of self-actualization.
We also have regular guy/ girl hetero sex, but who wants to hear about that? We kiss, we touch, we do oral, he puts his penis in my vagina and we like that too. It's about 50% kinky stuff, 50% regular stuff.
I mean, come on dude, this is the fetish thread not the "post about your normal sex" thread.
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Okay, carry on.
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I suggest he has already been broken in.
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i will never understand the want to lick a dude's asshole.
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I suggest he has already been broken in.
Yeah, but not for real. Rubber implements don't count.
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[zorak]frrrrrrrrrreeaakyy[/zorak]
haha, yes!
Actually that reminds me of that old Milemarker song, Sex Jam Two: Insect Incest.
"You ought to kick it to me and then bite off my head. That's the way the insects do it... Exosekeletons filled with fluid!"
Man I used to love those guys.
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i will never understand the want to lick a dude's asshole.
did you see what i put before i edited? how did you know that's one thing that i put? or did you?
hmmm.
his ass reminds me of the flavor of tea actually. i never thought i'd be into it and i also thought the idea of it was gross. but now i looove doing it.
i should've been born as a crossdressing gay man.
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I always wondered what poop tasted like but never enough to find out. I figured it would taste like stinky clay - all chalky and devoid of nutrients. I wonder if it has a lot to do with his diet. I bet it does.
Thanks tricky.
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I don't know what poop tastes like because people wash their ass.
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Brunettes, auburns, olive-skinned, alabaster-fleshed, green eyes, vulnerable secrets, danger and the women who laugh at it. Submission (hers). Dom-meets-dom clash of the titans sex.
That's me. Dang.
My number one fantasy, in my mind, is having a guy fuck my mouth while I am laying on my back across a table and my throat is slit. There is a girl straddling me at the same time sucking the cock that is coming in and out of my throat.
I basically picture you being the sort of girl who will fuck to the tune of Jan Davis' Watusi Zombie spinning dangerously on an old record player.
Jan Davis - Watusi Zombie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JFh0r6Z96k#normal)
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I suggest he has already been broken in.
Yeah, but not for real. Rubber implements don't count.
Like hell. Having a cock in your ass doesn't make you gay, but it does make you a fag. What material said cock is constructed from is of no consequence.
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What I meant is rubber implements don't count for the loss of virginity of the involved orifice or protuberance.
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Bullshit, you were talking about butt fucking and you know it.
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i think he was just encouraging hojo to stick his cock in tricky's boyfriend's ass is all. no biggie.
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I share krsna's fetish.
I want to lift weights in my basement, go to my martial arts classes, read, build things, etc. I don't want to curl up together to watch TV. Or go hang out with her friends. Or be told I should do the dishes or to clean up my clothes.
I guess I have a fetish for girls whom I cannot spend a lot of time with. Like nurses who work the night shift - our schedules don't line-up very well.
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I've done "around the world" before a bunch of times. After I do it though the guy starts begging me to stick my finger in their ass or more. Every guy wants to be fucked in the ass by a pretty girl.
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... No.
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... No.
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Well I guess the rule doesn't apply if you've already had it done to you by a man.
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I wouldn't go so far as to call Krsna a man, per se.
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Every guy wants to be fucked in the ass by a pretty girl.
You promised not to tell...
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... No.
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Well I guess the rule doesn't apply if you've already had it done to you by a man.
I wouldn't go so far as to call Krsna a man, per se.
Man, when did you get all fruity? You're cut off now, cause I don't have gay sex with fags. It's gay sex with straight dudes only on the krsna train.
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since embarking on my absolutely awesome, sex life with my boyfriend, i've realized that a few of the things that i've either always thought about or were the things that would push me over the edge to cumming so hard my body shakes, are actually considered fetishes! i've since come to terms with the fact that i'm a naughty girl, who likes to be spanked, tied up (i'm talking light bondage with ribbons or ties, nothing leather or studded or anything like that), and talked dirty to.
i know these aren't the craziest things to ever arouse a girl, but it's just that when i finally embraced these things that make me wet (sometimes at the mere thought of them), sex has been so fucking good. i'm curious as to what gets you people going (no answer required from zoomie: the partialist, or danzig: the snowballing neckbearded manboy).
another one that's good to jumpstart my orgasm is general rough-ish body grabbing and a little hair pulling. is the hair thing considered a fetish i wonder? it just reminds me that i'm being fucked. mmm.
I HAVE NEVER SNOWBALLED. I'm a non-snowballing neckbearded manboy TYVM.
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krsna's cock train:
Kid's Slide Cock Cock Train (Cz?onkociuchcia) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHk2HSzXry0&feature=channel_page#normal)
Music by Mr Methane and Freddy Mercury, Brian May producer.
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Dude, that's so fucked up. Gotta be Russia.
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Certainly the language looks soviet-block.
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Look out! Hojo wants to break him in.
Hahaha!
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I HAVE NEVER SNOWBALLED. I'm a non-snowballing neckbearded manboy TYVM.
Nothing wrong with a snowball fight.
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...except everything.
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Wait, I'm lost; so what is gay, what is not, and what qualifies a fag as per this thread?
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i believe krsna has already gone over the types of behavior or desires that would qualify a guy as a fag.
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Yeah, but then others have satuated it to a point where it's not clear, really ...
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a straight man would say "if a guy wants something in his ass he's a fag."
a fag would say "...not necessarily!"
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i'm proudly a flaming faggot.
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Wait, I'm lost; so what is gay, what is not, and what qualifies a fag as per this thread?
You for the first and third questions.
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i'm proudly a flaming faggot.
I'll send you five bucks to post/send a picture of something in your ass. Write Daddy on your ass and do it, and I'll make it ten bucks.
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I'll make it fifty if it's the barrel of a shotgun.
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"Buttfucked With A Shotgun Barrel" is a great song by Birds of Prey.
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A++++ thread WOULD RECOMMEND
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Just make sure you get a pedicure before I get to Philly next month.
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Actually, I played a sweet gig yesterday and CAN afford one, finally!
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A++++ thread WOULD RECOMMEND
At Loaded-Gun all things inevitably gravitate towards faggotry.
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A++++++ POST WOULD RECOMMEND
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BUT WOULD YOU POST IT... IN MY ASS?
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pay pal ONLY
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I'll make it fifty if it's the barrel of a shotgun.
Single or double? I guess if it's double it doesn't really matter whether it's over-under or not, right?
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"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
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Jesus!
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a straight man would say "if a guy wants something in his ass he's a fag."
a fag would say "...not necessarily!"
That's where I'd figured we'd gone with this ...
Thanks for the clarification ....
Now, to conclude the point; What's Dylan?
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A fagger.
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Double fagger. You have to stuff him in a gay man's ass just to tone down his gayness.
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Jesus!
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
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Haha sweet. I was pretty disappointed Sasha didn't even pick up that softball.
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Jesus!
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Not even his wife.
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Shut the fuck up, Donny.
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last night reminded me: i like when my boyfriend "holds me down"... when he's fucking me from behind he can put his hands or hand on my back or my neck or hold my upper arms and push me down into the bed/couch while he fucks me. i stick my ass up nice and high in the air for him and he pushes my head down so he can use and fuck my pussy any way he wants. so fucking hot.
sometimes he ties my arms behind my back and then holds the back of my neck to push me down... that's hot too because i'm helpless to stop his fucking whims and wants. yummy. use me, baby.
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You go, Bill Withers!
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I like being strangled when I am being pounded from behind.
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dirty
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i love it when someone eats a whole pizza then vomits on my chest. Sexy!
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I like being choked and roughed up while making out at times.
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but what if you puke in her mouth?
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but what if you puke in her mouth?
uh-hum.....
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what? bad question?
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bad memories.
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hahahaha ....