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pussy in a bottle on: September 09, 2009, 02:14:19 PM
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 02:18:09 PM
Gross.
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 02:40:30 PM
Actually I enjoy the natural scent of a woman. As long as she's rinsed it off once a day or so.

Aging  only works with whiskey, wine and cheese.
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 02:56:53 PM
I like it too, but really, sniffing some bottled stuff is pretty gross.
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 02:59:18 PM
i do not want to click the link. is it bottled vaginal fluid or something?



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #5 on: September 09, 2009, 04:48:17 PM
Mofo you can't tell me that if you walk into a room, catch the faint olfactory remnants of your woman you don't stop for a second and instantly wanna break that shit off...
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 06:44:32 PM
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dude that bitches face is ugly but i wanna stick things in her snatch
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 07:58:14 PM
not clicking the link. Hip, you tell me if it was good in the end
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #8 on: September 10, 2009, 12:50:47 AM
the website is actually not disturbing, other than the product itself and topless women with their crotches covered. keepin' it classy.
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #9 on: September 10, 2009, 01:06:13 AM
This is too gross, but if you want YOUR pheromones in your fav scent?

Some of your period blood, while it's red and fresh,

along with some of your own cum, minus K-Y, or sperm, or like that.

It's a witchy thang, sort of, but it's a scientific thing, also.
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #10 on: September 10, 2009, 01:47:59 AM
I'm going to bottle my period blood and send it to Danzig's new girlfriend.



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #11 on: September 10, 2009, 02:01:49 AM
Give me her address when you're done.



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #12 on: September 10, 2009, 02:03:50 AM
If you find her address I will let her kiss you.



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #13 on: September 11, 2009, 02:16:00 PM
I once smelled an "old man" scented candle at a joke shop...I felt sick for the rest of the day.



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #14 on: September 11, 2009, 06:37:22 PM
That company is in based Cologne. Theres irony there for Dave.

When I'm in Cologne in October, I'm going to go there and demand to know how they manufacture their product.

Inquiring minds NEED to know!



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #15 on: September 11, 2009, 10:21:13 PM
Nice ...
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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #16 on: September 11, 2009, 11:47:42 PM
See, watching out fer ya, bro...



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #17 on: September 12, 2009, 03:49:53 PM
"Smell Me And Com" ...
Cute ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #18 on: September 14, 2009, 07:47:28 PM
I somehow KNEW jai didn't find this on her own....
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #19 on: September 15, 2009, 04:19:53 AM
What in THE FUCK is her avatar of?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #20 on: September 15, 2009, 08:32:30 AM
That company is in based Cologne. Theres irony there for Dave.

When I'm in Cologne in October, I'm going to go there and demand to know how they manufacture their product.

Inquiring minds NEED to know!

I'm picturing Japanese men sitting at a table with an open-legged woman in front of them, sniffing all day until they get it right..



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #21 on: September 15, 2009, 12:33:56 PM
I somehow KNEW jai didn't find this on her own....

haha.. Sadly not.



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #22 on: September 17, 2009, 05:09:22 AM
That company is in based Cologne. Theres irony there for Dave.

When I'm in Cologne in October, I'm going to go there and demand to know how they manufacture their product.

Inquiring minds NEED to know!

I'm picturing Japanese men sitting at a table with an open-legged woman in front of them, sniffing all day until they get it right..

Make that German's and your on the money.



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #23 on: September 18, 2009, 01:16:11 PM
HEY!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #24 on: September 18, 2009, 01:32:25 PM
not clicking the link. Hip, you tell me if it was good in the end

there is a little video where two nordic women are stroking eachother a little bit. nothing too racy, though. product aside, website did not offend, except where the narrator says "vaginal" but pronounced it "vuh-JYY-nuhl".



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #25 on: September 19, 2009, 03:38:16 AM
HEY!!!

Dude, if you were offered a job judging vaginal smell, tell me you wouldnt jump at it?



Re: pussy in a bottle Reply #26 on: September 19, 2009, 06:42:49 AM
*looks away*

Yes ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')