Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 02:36:10 AM
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Cut Copy was fucking bangin'. Sasha, I saw your friend that is getting married (no names) at the Beauty Bar -- after party for the Cut Copy show. I was trying to stalk this super sexy hipster/indie girl who was grinding on my diiiick during Cut Copy's set. I lost her when I went to piss and thought I'd stop by the after party to see if she was there. She wasn't, but your friend was. I didn't say hi though - she was doing somebody's nails or palm reading, or something. At a little table out front.
WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY? I should have just said hey let's go back to my place to this girl. Over the course of the show she slowly backed closer and closer into me, and near the middle of their set my throbbing erection was quite obvious to her and she was rubbing her ass on me! Haha. But I didn't say one word to the girl.
*I split this topic just cuz I saw the option to do so, and it seemed appropriate. Let me know what you all think of this.
-Me
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I thought you were going with Sasha 2.
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You got laid and you're still scared of sex?
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WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY? I should have just said hey let's go back to my place to this girl.
You should have asked her if she was enjoying the show as much as you were. That's the appropriate way to open such a conversation.
Maybe you're afraid of not knowing what to say next? Hint: ask questions about her.
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or just whip your cock out... your choice.
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or just whip your cock out... your choice.
This is how Australians pick folks up at the bar?
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No, we use GHB.
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skype?
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sleep... skype tomorrow, ok?
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cool, catch
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or just whip your cock out... your choice.
I think you meant to say lovestick.
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rock out with your cock out!
get sick with the lovestick!
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WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY? I should have just said hey let's go back to my place to this girl.
You should have asked her if she was enjoying the show as much as you were. That's the appropriate way to open such a conversation.
Maybe you're afraid of not knowing what to say next? Hint: ask questions about her.
The reason why most guys who stay virgins for so long is only because they are almost completely socially inept when in comes to women. Your pussiness is most likely innate and just cuz you had sex once doesn't erase the fact that you are still probably better at neurosurgery than talking to women....and you'll forever be a pussy unless you constantly work hard at NOT being one. But I might just be telling you something you already know.
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You got laid and you're still scared of sex?
That's DEFINITELY not it. Now at least. No more fear of the unknown and being a dummy in the sack. I've had almost 3 months of banging under my belt now.
Well it was little intimidating too because she was with two friends of hers - a couple. She was the 3rd wheel, so I REALLY should have fucking said hello. But the funny thing is I wasn't that disappointed in myself, because I still have pussy! Haha. It's a feeling I've never had before. It used to be that I was sour for a day or two after missing an opportunity. But now it's more like meh, that's cool.
I thought about saying "Hey, do you want to see something swell?" to pick her up or to make a comment about the picture she had of her kissing a cat on her iphone. (I have two cats.) But that would probably be creepy, even though she held the fucking phone up in the air to get a picture.
Whatevs.
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"Hey, do you want to see something swell?"
That is totally creepy! Why don't you start out with simple things like whats your name, what do you do for a living, what are your interests, etc. Try to find a common bond. If she seems cool ask for her #, call her, ask her out on a date, see how it goes, then kiss and see where it goes. I wouldn't start out with sexual innuendos... but I'm also not a guy so what do I know.
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Your pussiness is most likely innate and just cuz you had sex once doesn't erase the fact that you are still probably better at neurosurgery than talking to women
I thought about saying "Hey, do you want to see something swell?" to pick her up
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Talking about cats at a concert is lame and doesn't work unless she's someone you wouldn't like anyway. Canned pick-up lines are lame and never work. Whipping the cock out is really the only way to go unless you have skill.
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Talking about cats at a concert is lame and doesn't work unless she's someone you wouldn't like anyway. Canned pick-up lines are lame and never work. Whipping the cock out is really the only way to go unless you have skill.
So you prefer the Tru method over the Baggy method?
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or just whip your cock out... your choice.
I'm going Mosh on this one.
Although Tricky's is a close second.
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"Hey, do you want to see something swell?"
That is totally creepy! Why don't you start out with simple things like whats your name, what do you do for a living, what are your interests, etc. Try to find a common bond. If she seems cool ask for her #, call her, ask her out on a date, see how it goes, then kiss and see where it goes. I wouldn't start out with sexual innuendos... but I'm also not a guy so what do I know.
The swell thing was a joke. Another good one: "Hey, do you own a chicken farm?" Girl: "No, why?" "Because you're pretty good at raising cocks."
Dude, the venue didn't seem right for the bull crap chitchat. I mean we were both drinking, and dancing to the beats in the air. How could I, without feeling completely douchey, strike up a normal conversation - "Hey, what do you do? Blah blah blah" - in the middle of her pushing back on my dong. No digits for me this time.
But hey guys, I picked "J" up at a concert if you don't remember. But she came up to me and started talking to me first. Then I closed the deal by holding her close to me, getting her digits and setting up a date right then for the Ice Cube concert the following weekend. OH yeah! And SHE bought ME a few beers and drove to my car. Nice. I didn't offer to buy her a drink, so after 20 minutes or so, she offered me one... then two. Her interest level in me was obviously higher than mine was in her. (Still is)
So my problem is I just cannot say the first words. I just don't know what the fuck to say. But as soon as "J" started talking to me, I was completely at ease and had no problems asking her for her number or on a date.
Same sort of thing in speech class. I worry about that shit for weeks before the actual speech, and get sweaty, and shaky right before the speech, but when I actually start the speech it's smooth sailing.
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Another good one: "Hey, do you own a chicken farm?" Girl: "No, why?" "Because you're pretty good at raising cocks."
Haha, ok that one made me giggle.
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OK the situation clearly called for body language. Next time this situation arises, start doing pelvic thrusts. That'll get the message across nice and clear. I doubt it'll work but if it does then you're in for a helluva night and if it doesn't, at least you had fun and gave everyone else a laugh. Unlike the shitty pickup lines I doubt the chick will be smirking with her friends at your expense after you pull a stunt like this.
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I was wondering what the "split" did...
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Just cut the other thread in two, so all the dating advice bit is here, leaving the original shows/concerts thread somewhat more on topic. Seemed like a decent idea, no?
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"Hey, do you want to see something swell?"
That is totally creepy! Why don't you start out with simple things like whats your name, what do you do for a living, what are your interests, etc. Try to find a common bond. If she seems cool ask for her #, call her, ask her out on a date, see how it goes, then kiss and see where it goes. I wouldn't start out with sexual innuendos... but I'm also not a guy so what do I know.
The swell thing was a joke. Another good one: "Hey, do you own a chicken farm?" Girl: "No, why?" "Because you're pretty good at raising cocks."
If by "good one" you mean, "funny/amusing one in the context of discussing funny/amusing pickup lines that would never in a million years actually work", then I agree.
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Baggy, it seems it all boils down to fear of rejection, which I suffer from sometimes also. But you gotta realize, if you don't take control and jump in, yeah you wont feel like shit when you get turned down, but you're not gonna fucking score either. Chances of a chick throwing herself at you are slim, like a once in 28 years thing. It's like a meteor shower. You should try talking yourself up in your head (and only in your head), like your hot fucking shit and this chick would be LUCKY to get with you, and if she turns you down it's her fucking loss, and you go to the next chick.
And thanks for the split Si, we totally needed another official thread dedicated to baggys dating adventures.
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If by "good one" you mean, "funny/amusing one in the context of discussing funny/amusing pickup lines that would never in a million years actually work", then I agree.
Of course, there is no good pick up line.
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And thanks for the split Si, we totally needed another official thread dedicated to baggys dating adventures.
The split was done more for the sake of not turning the shows/concerts thread into another bagman dating thread. There was a clear place to split it, so now this thread reads pretty much as its own entity, and so does the other thread.
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Baggy is really good at turning all the attention on himself, isn't he?
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Like we don't all make that happen.
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Well not the degree that he does. When I make stupid posts people tend to throw an insult at me then get on with the conversation. When baggy makes a stupid post people seem to be more likely to get drawn into a ridiculous argument or conversation.
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Yeah but that's what I'm saying - it's on us if we endlessly discuss things going on in Bagman's life, not on him.
It makes for entertaining posting, and I think by this point most of us legitimately like him and wish him well, so what's the problem?
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There is none. I'm doing what we do best on this board, talk lots bullshit out our ass that really doesn't matter whatsoever.
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Been working for over a decade now, and if it ain't broke...
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If it ain't broke....what? And for that matter, what happens when in Rome?
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I don't know. I've never heard that expression before.
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Sure you have... in the Italian Job.
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...don't fix it.
...do as the Romans do.
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...don't fix it.
...do as the Romans do.
If the Romans don't fix things, than what do they do?
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They made a lot of roads.
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They also killed Jesus.
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When in Rome, kill as many motherfuckers as you possibly can. -Old Celtic proverb
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Jews killed Jesus. I saw the Passion.
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But you should still kill Romans.
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Sounds good to me. I have no feeling about them except the vague baseline contempt I have for everything that is alien.
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Cool... so if we meet up during Moshapoolza 2009, I'll get the contempt vibe?
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No Fred is alien.
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I have pictures of Lee Harvey AND Fred.
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Zoomie: DIdn't you have some funny quite about christianity and jesus being a zombie and whatnot? If you did I'd really like to see that again.