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Title: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 02:36:10 AM
Cut Copy was fucking bangin'. Sasha, I saw your friend that is getting married (no names) at the Beauty Bar -- after party for the Cut Copy show. I was trying to stalk this super sexy hipster/indie girl who was grinding on my diiiick during Cut Copy's set. I lost her when I went to piss and thought I'd stop by the after party to see if she was there. She wasn't, but your friend was. I didn't say hi though - she was doing somebody's nails or palm reading, or something. At a little table out front.

WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY? I should have just said hey let's go back to my place to this girl. Over the course of the show she slowly backed closer and closer into me, and near the middle of their set my throbbing erection was quite obvious to her and she was rubbing her ass on me! Haha. But I didn't say one word to the girl.


*I split this topic just cuz I saw the option to do so, and it seemed appropriate. Let me know what you all think of this.
-Me
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: Doormouse on March 07, 2009, 03:36:11 AM
I thought you were going with Sasha 2.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: underclass on March 07, 2009, 06:12:18 AM
You got laid and you're still scared of sex?
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: taiko on March 07, 2009, 08:21:12 AM
WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY? I should have just said hey let's go back to my place to this girl.

You should have asked her if she was enjoying the show as much as you were.  That's the appropriate way to open such a conversation.

Maybe you're afraid of not knowing what to say next?  Hint:  ask questions about her.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: mosh on March 07, 2009, 08:32:37 AM
or just whip your cock out... your choice.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: taiko on March 07, 2009, 08:35:47 AM
or just whip your cock out... your choice.

This is how Australians pick folks up at the bar?
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: mosh on March 07, 2009, 08:36:29 AM
No, we use GHB.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: underclass on March 07, 2009, 08:38:16 AM
skype?
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: mosh on March 07, 2009, 08:44:29 AM
sleep... skype tomorrow, ok?
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: underclass on March 07, 2009, 08:45:28 AM
cool, catch
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 10:01:27 AM
or just whip your cock out... your choice.

I think you meant to say lovestick.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: taiko on March 07, 2009, 11:54:02 AM
rock out with your cock out!

get sick with the lovestick!

...
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 12:19:50 PM
WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY? I should have just said hey let's go back to my place to this girl.

You should have asked her if she was enjoying the show as much as you were.  That's the appropriate way to open such a conversation.

Maybe you're afraid of not knowing what to say next?  Hint:  ask questions about her.

The reason why most guys who stay virgins for so long is only because they are almost completely socially inept when in comes to women.  Your pussiness is most likely innate and just cuz you had sex once doesn't erase the fact that you are still probably better at neurosurgery than talking to women....and you'll forever be a pussy unless you constantly work hard at NOT being one.  But I might just be telling you something you already know.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 12:37:14 PM
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You got laid and you're still scared of sex?

That's DEFINITELY not it. Now at least. No more fear of the unknown and being a dummy in the sack. I've had almost 3 months of banging under my belt now.

Well it was little intimidating too because she was with two friends of hers - a couple. She was the 3rd wheel, so I REALLY should have fucking said hello. But the funny thing is I wasn't that disappointed in myself, because I still have pussy! Haha. It's a feeling I've never had before. It used to be that I was sour for a day or two after missing an opportunity. But now it's more like meh, that's cool.

I thought about saying "Hey, do you want to see something swell?" to pick her up or to make a comment about the picture she had of her kissing a cat on her iphone. (I have two cats.) But that would probably be creepy, even though she held the fucking phone up in the air to get a picture.

Whatevs.

Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: tricky on March 07, 2009, 12:41:54 PM
"Hey, do you want to see something swell?"
That is totally creepy! Why don't you start out with simple things like whats your name, what do you do for a living, what are your interests, etc. Try to find a common bond. If she seems cool ask for her #, call her, ask her out on a date, see how it goes, then kiss and see where it goes. I wouldn't start out with sexual innuendos... but I'm also not a guy so what do I know.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 12:49:47 PM
Your pussiness is most likely innate and just cuz you had sex once doesn't erase the fact that you are still probably better at neurosurgery than talking to women

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I thought about saying "Hey, do you want to see something swell?" to pick her up
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: Doormouse on March 07, 2009, 12:52:08 PM
Talking about cats at a concert is lame and doesn't work unless she's someone you wouldn't like anyway. Canned pick-up lines are lame and never work. Whipping the cock out is really the only way to go unless you have skill.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 12:53:33 PM
Talking about cats at a concert is lame and doesn't work unless she's someone you wouldn't like anyway. Canned pick-up lines are lame and never work. Whipping the cock out is really the only way to go unless you have skill.

So you prefer the Tru method over the Baggy method?
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: Doormouse on March 07, 2009, 12:58:47 PM
or just whip your cock out... your choice.
I'm going Mosh on this one.

Although Tricky's is a close second.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 01:26:53 PM
"Hey, do you want to see something swell?"
That is totally creepy! Why don't you start out with simple things like whats your name, what do you do for a living, what are your interests, etc. Try to find a common bond. If she seems cool ask for her #, call her, ask her out on a date, see how it goes, then kiss and see where it goes. I wouldn't start out with sexual innuendos... but I'm also not a guy so what do I know.

The swell thing was a joke. Another good one: "Hey, do you own a chicken farm?" Girl: "No, why?" "Because you're pretty good at raising cocks."

Dude, the venue didn't seem right for the bull crap chitchat. I mean we were both drinking, and dancing to the beats in the air. How could I, without feeling completely douchey, strike up a normal conversation - "Hey, what do you do? Blah blah blah" - in the middle of her pushing back on my dong. No digits for me this time.

But hey guys, I picked "J" up at a concert if you don't remember. But she came up to me and started talking to me first. Then I closed the deal by holding her close to me, getting her digits and setting up a date right then for the Ice Cube concert the following weekend. OH yeah! And SHE bought ME a few beers and drove to my car. Nice. I didn't offer to buy her a drink, so after 20 minutes or so, she offered me one... then two. Her interest level in me was obviously higher than mine was in her. (Still is)

So my problem is I just cannot say the first words. I just don't know what the fuck to say. But as soon as "J" started talking to me, I was completely at ease and had no problems asking her for her number or on a date.

Same sort of thing in speech class. I worry about that shit for weeks before the actual speech, and get sweaty, and shaky right before the speech, but when I actually start the speech it's smooth sailing.


Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 01:34:02 PM
Another good one: "Hey, do you own a chicken farm?" Girl: "No, why?" "Because you're pretty good at raising cocks."

Haha, ok that one made me giggle. 
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: Doormouse on March 07, 2009, 01:34:46 PM
OK the situation clearly called for body language. Next time this situation arises, start doing pelvic thrusts. That'll get the message across nice and clear. I doubt it'll work but if it does then you're in for a helluva night and if it doesn't, at least you had fun and gave everyone else a laugh. Unlike the shitty pickup lines I doubt the chick will be smirking with her friends at your expense after you pull a stunt like this.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: bagman on March 07, 2009, 03:11:53 PM
I was wondering what the "split" did...
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 03:32:06 PM
Just cut the other thread in two, so all the dating advice bit is here, leaving the original shows/concerts thread somewhat more on topic. Seemed like a decent idea, no?
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 03:33:41 PM
"Hey, do you want to see something swell?"
That is totally creepy! Why don't you start out with simple things like whats your name, what do you do for a living, what are your interests, etc. Try to find a common bond. If she seems cool ask for her #, call her, ask her out on a date, see how it goes, then kiss and see where it goes. I wouldn't start out with sexual innuendos... but I'm also not a guy so what do I know.

The swell thing was a joke. Another good one: "Hey, do you own a chicken farm?" Girl: "No, why?" "Because you're pretty good at raising cocks."

If by "good one" you mean, "funny/amusing one in the context of discussing funny/amusing pickup lines that would never in a million years actually work", then I agree.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 03:41:16 PM
Baggy, it seems it all boils down to fear of rejection, which I suffer from sometimes also.  But you gotta realize, if you don't take control and jump in, yeah you wont feel like shit when you get turned down, but you're not gonna fucking score either.  Chances of a chick throwing herself at you are slim, like a once in 28 years thing. It's like a meteor shower.  You should try talking yourself up in your head (and only in your head), like your hot fucking shit and this chick would be LUCKY to get with you, and if she turns you down it's her fucking loss, and you go to the next chick.

And thanks for the split Si, we totally needed another official thread dedicated to baggys dating adventures.
Title: Re: Shows or concerts you are seeing or have seen
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 03:42:49 PM
If by "good one" you mean, "funny/amusing one in the context of discussing funny/amusing pickup lines that would never in a million years actually work", then I agree.

Of course, there is no good pick up line.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 03:47:12 PM
And thanks for the split Si, we totally needed another official thread dedicated to baggys dating adventures.

The split was done more for the sake of not turning the shows/concerts thread into another bagman dating thread. There was a clear place to split it, so now this thread reads pretty much as its own entity, and so does the other thread.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 03:56:54 PM
Baggy is really good at turning all the attention on himself, isn't he?
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 04:01:50 PM
Like we don't all make that happen.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 04:17:22 PM
Well not the degree that he does.  When I make stupid posts people tend to throw an insult at me then get on with the conversation.  When baggy makes a stupid post people seem to be more likely to get drawn into a ridiculous argument or conversation.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 04:44:59 PM
Yeah but that's what I'm saying - it's on us if we endlessly discuss things going on in Bagman's life, not on him.

It makes for entertaining posting, and I think by this point most of us legitimately like him and wish him well, so what's the problem?
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 05:16:12 PM
There is none.  I'm doing what we do best on this board, talk lots bullshit out our ass that really doesn't matter whatsoever.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 06:06:18 PM
Been working for over a decade now, and if it ain't broke...
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 06:17:35 PM
If it ain't broke....what?  And for that matter, what happens when in Rome?
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: FAH-Q on March 07, 2009, 06:58:33 PM
I don't know. I've never heard that expression before.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: mosh on March 07, 2009, 07:00:59 PM
Sure you have... in the Italian Job.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Doormouse on March 07, 2009, 08:52:58 PM
...don't fix it.
...do as the Romans do.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Drugmoth on March 07, 2009, 09:17:28 PM
...don't fix it.
...do as the Romans do.

If the Romans don't fix things, than what do they do?
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: FAH-Q on March 08, 2009, 02:00:11 PM
They made a lot of roads.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: bagman on March 08, 2009, 05:54:53 PM
They also killed Jesus.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 07:07:59 PM
When in Rome, kill as many motherfuckers as you possibly can. -Old Celtic proverb
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Doormouse on March 08, 2009, 08:07:31 PM
Jews killed Jesus. I saw the Passion.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 11:58:14 PM
But you should still kill Romans.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Doormouse on March 09, 2009, 12:07:43 AM
Sounds good to me. I have no feeling about them except the vague baseline contempt I have for everything that is alien.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: mosh on March 09, 2009, 12:17:50 AM
Cool... so if we meet up during Moshapoolza 2009, I'll get the contempt vibe?
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Doormouse on March 09, 2009, 12:36:07 AM
No Fred is alien.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: bagman on March 09, 2009, 12:40:19 AM
I have pictures of Lee Harvey AND Fred.
Title: Re: SPLIT: Shows or concerts thread/bagman dating thread
Post by: Drugmoth on March 09, 2009, 12:54:27 AM
Zoomie: DIdn't you have some funny quite about christianity and jesus being a zombie and whatnot?  If you did I'd really like to see that again.