It's true. I banged a suicidal 18 year old, who posted an ad on Craigslist. She showed me the cuts on her left wrist (which she had covered up with a fabric bracelet thing -- I didn't think she was REALLY suicidal when I responded to her ad and picked her up). I thought girls just got antsy sometimes. I told her the correct way is to slice downwards, and not across... she laughed (and got my humor). I also told her about the Suicide Forest in Japan. See - I knew it was just a cry for help.
Slither on!
She was definitely suicidal, but I didn't know that until later after she took her scrunchie wrist band/bracelet thing off. BUT... your entire argument, is based on my first post.
I wasn't afraid to show her I thought her 'suicidal' crap was just a ploy for attention. It worked.
Which, is in fact wholly and totally true. I didn't think she was really suicidal at that point.