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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on February 28, 2009, 01:05:32 AM

Title: Loose pussy
Post by: tricky on February 28, 2009, 01:05:32 AM
The alternate to the small cock thread.

Discuss as neccessary.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: bagman on February 28, 2009, 01:39:13 AM
Well my fuck toy, may have a loose pussy. I really have nothing to compare her to yet (except her own mouth and hands), but I absolutely cannot finish inside her. It's been...two months and I've only come close to exploding inside once. She has to either give me head or beat me off to completion.

I mean she feels pretty tight - like it always takes a while our first position to get inside her, but her vagina doesn't feel nearly as good as her mouth or hands. It could also be because I am wearing a condom when inside her, and no condom when she gives me a bj and/or strokes me off.

So how does one label a pussy, "loose"? If you can slip inside with no problem? If there's not a lot of friction? If they can gape the width of a milk jug?

I guess I need to experience some more twat, before I can make an educated answer.

Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: tricky on February 28, 2009, 01:44:28 AM
Fuck if I know. I'm not a guy so I can't make this call.

I do know that it probably took me a while to get off from sex... it has to do with your comfort level with the person more than anything. And a lot of guys have difficulties with condoms.

Put it in her butt already. What are you, gay?
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: bagman on February 28, 2009, 02:04:50 AM
I've hinted at anal, at least 3 times and have gotten roadblocked every time. I should listen to Thrash and just rubbed her asshole with my finger to see how she reacts, and if she likes, go from there. I just don't want my fingers and dick to smell like poop. Girls are not supposed to shit, fart, or diarrhea and if they do, my image of women will be forever shattered.

We were watching porn one night and talking a bit, and I asked her if she'd ever tried anal. She said "No. That's for exit only." She said "I told myself I'd never have anal and I never have."

A few weeks later when we were watching more porn and fucking, and the girl on screen was getting anally drilled, I mentioned to her how much it looked and sounded like the girl was enjoying anal sex. Hahaha I thought it was a smooth move. She didn't seem amused.

Third "hint" was when were at this sex shop here in town, looking at everything. We were in the lube section and I purposefully picked up a container of anal lube. She gave me a cold stare.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Thrash on February 28, 2009, 02:06:38 AM
Just do what I say ...
... and it's the thumb "resting" as you're from hitting her from behind
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: underclass on February 28, 2009, 09:41:32 AM
no friction is a bad thing

asian women are awesome
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: tricky on February 28, 2009, 10:01:34 AM
I've hinted at anal, at least 3 times and have gotten roadblocked every time. I should listen to Thrash and just rubbed her asshole with my finger to see how she reacts, and if she likes, go from there. I just don't want my fingers and dick to smell like poop. Girls are not supposed to shit, fart, or diarrhea and if they do, my image of women will be forever shattered.

We were watching porn one night and talking a bit, and I asked her if she'd ever tried anal. She said "No. That's for exit only." She said "I told myself I'd never have anal and I never have."

A few weeks later when we were watching more porn and fucking, and the girl on screen was getting anally drilled, I mentioned to her how much it looked and sounded like the girl was enjoying anal sex. Hahaha I thought it was a smooth move. She didn't seem amused.

Third "hint" was when were at this sex shop here in town, looking at everything. We were in the lube section and I purposefully picked up a container of anal lube. She gave me a cold stare.


Yeah, start out by just rubbing her asshole with your (lubed/ spit covered) finger. If she responds positively to several minutes of this, put your finger in a little bit. If she responds posivitely to this, put it in deeper, then try a little in/ out action with your finger. I'd only start out with this for a while, don't go for putting your dick in there yet. Just finger her there several times over the course of a month or something if she will let you. If this works tell us and we will give you further instruction.

And bagman, grow the fuck up. Women do shit, fart, burp, piss, bleed out of their vagina, etc. If you are having anal sex throughout your life you are bound to see some tiny bit of shit at least once, unless she does an enema every single time and I highly doubt she will. Fucking grow a pair and get over it. It comes with the territory.

What does this have to do with loose pussy??
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: bagman on February 28, 2009, 01:34:20 PM
You're the one who started the butt-play talk! I just hopped on board.

It's not about growing up tricky. It's about cleanliness. I am a super clean freak, dude. My house is pretty much immaculate, my car never has anything strewn about it, my office at work is surgical in it's precision, and feces is fucking dirrrrty. Not sure if you read on Thrashinc but twice now she has stuck her nose down in my gooch and inhaled deeply. I was a little disturbed at first because I didn't want her smelling near my asshole. I'd taken a shower beforehand but hell, you never know.

Yes, obviously women do all the same things guys do (shit, piss, fart, burp, puke).  I just cannot imagine pulling my finger out of her asshole and smelling crap. Dude, I'd get limper than a gummy worm pretty much instantaneously and she'd see that, and feel self-conscious and it would just fuck it all up.




Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: tricky on February 28, 2009, 01:39:27 PM
Well, in that case I'd suggest you stay away from butts in general. Unless you find a chick is willing to take an enema every single time (very unlikely you will find that).

Her smelling your crotch is because of phermones, not because of wanting to smell your ass. I like smelling that area too.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: FAH-Q on February 28, 2009, 01:57:25 PM
Seriously. If you find the idea of shit THAT gross, just forget the ass as a sexual option.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: mosh on February 28, 2009, 06:59:44 PM
Loose Pussy (http://www.efukt.com/2405_Mrs._Loose.html)
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: bagman on February 28, 2009, 07:08:58 PM
Oh my.



Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: mosh on February 28, 2009, 07:19:51 PM
Ok, you have that to compare to.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Thrash on February 28, 2009, 08:30:14 PM
Yeah, that really did make the point ...
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Drugmoth on February 28, 2009, 09:18:24 PM
I realized the first girl I fucked had a major loose pussy when I started fucking other girls.  Yeah, loose pussies are not awesome.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Wozzeck on February 28, 2009, 09:23:37 PM
All the Kegels in the world can not set that woman to rights.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Thrash on March 02, 2009, 03:35:21 AM
How about this:
http://www.efukt.com/2411_Butthole_Obliteration.html
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: underclass on March 02, 2009, 09:06:07 AM
like, there's no way in hell I'm ever clicking on that link
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 07:25:05 PM
Hahahahaha seriously. No matter how laid back my office is with me posting and so forth, fuck clicking that shit.

In a related note, I'm actually wearing shoes at work today.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Libertine on March 02, 2009, 08:19:42 PM
Hahahahaha seriously. No matter how laid back my office is with me posting and so forth, fuck clicking that shit.

In a related note, I'm actually wearing shoes at work today.

Formalwear Monday in full effect.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 09:48:51 PM
Damn straight. Cargo shorts, tshirt and sneakers (and socks, even!). Amy calls it my "uniform". I am the picture of formality.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Libertine on March 02, 2009, 09:59:30 PM
Damn straight. Cargo shorts, tshirt and sneakers (and socks, even!). Amy calls it my "uniform". I am the picture of formality.

Nobody has gotten a blowjob in Cargo shorts since 'Nam!
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 10:05:00 PM
Haha! Dude I totally yelled at the TV when I first watched Superbad, "Uhh.. yes I have!"
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Libertine on March 02, 2009, 11:32:11 PM
Haha! Dude I totally yelled at the TV when I first watched Superbad, "Uhh.. yes I have!"

I usually say that exact same quote before my cargo shorts get pulled down.

And then when I go to return the favor I'm like wait a minute you aren't a woman, and of course every time it's a Vietnamese tranny.  Duped again.  It all comes full circle.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 01:40:40 AM
Haha! Dude I totally yelled at the TV when I first watched Superbad, "Uhh.. yes I have!"

I usually say that exact same quote before my cargo shorts get pulled down.

And then when I go to return the favor I'm like wait a minute you aren't a woman, and of course every time it's a Vietnamese tranny.  Duped again.  It all comes full circle.

Only thing better than a Vietnamese tranny?  A Brazilian tranny.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: mosh on March 03, 2009, 04:55:24 AM
Pfft, you know nothing.

THAI LADYBOYS! ICE CUBE BLOWJOBS!

Some of them bars in Bangkok are the shit.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Zoomie on March 03, 2009, 08:33:50 AM
It's ain't gay if you don't see his junk.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 03, 2009, 10:05:58 AM
I was going to mention how the episode of Curb your Enthusiasm where some chick said Jeff had a small dick and then Jeff said, no way! She has a huge vagina! and then you didn't know who was telling the truth about it until the end where you found out she was stealing stuff from Richard Lewis's house with her vagina was a really funny episode.

Now you guys are justifying getting blowjobs from trannies and I refuse to participate in this conversation. We all know no justification is needed.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: FAH-Q on March 03, 2009, 03:28:26 PM
Like Dennis Rodman said, "If you're lying on the beach with your eyes closed and someone starts sucking your dick... do you really wanna open your eyes?"
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 04:51:54 PM
Depends; do I feel stubble?
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 10:27:11 PM
Depends; do I feel stubble?

And is it rough enough to cause discomfort?
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Zoomie on March 03, 2009, 10:42:19 PM
...and if so can I ignore it long enough to get my nut?
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Libertine on March 03, 2009, 10:50:12 PM
If yes, continue.

If no, lather.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: bagman on March 04, 2009, 01:33:14 AM
I have a secret that is so absolutely fucked, I will bring it to grave with me. It involved a mentally challenged friend of mine when I was fairly young. (7 or 8)

Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 01:42:12 AM
8) is the new 8.

So spill it. Nobody says they have a super duper big secret without secretly wanting to tell it really really bad.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: 13chemicals on March 04, 2009, 01:56:18 AM
I always end up regretting clicking those links.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Drugmoth on March 04, 2009, 02:47:00 AM
8) is the new 8.

So spill it. Nobody says they have a super duper big secret without secretly wanting to tell it really really bad.

Seconded.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: mosh on March 04, 2009, 03:57:00 AM
I always end up regretting clicking those links.

Me too, but also strangely aroused.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: FAH-Q on March 04, 2009, 02:40:01 PM
I have a secret that is so absolutely fucked, I will bring it to grave with me. It involved a mentally challenged friend of mine when I was fairly young. (7 or 8)




Seven or man I'm so cool!
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Thrash on March 04, 2009, 04:54:07 PM
He's showing range, man ...
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Thrash on April 07, 2018, 02:56:29 PM
And ...
I don't think we ever did find out his "secret" ...
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Tru on April 08, 2018, 09:20:41 PM
I'm thinking it involved the sex that god cant see.
Title: Re: Loose pussy
Post by: Thrash on April 09, 2018, 09:53:15 AM
I'm not sure at that point he'd have even known ...