We are friends Tru. That kind of friends.
Look Zoomie, he likes me, but he doesn't Like me-like me.
Now. Its come to my attention that I sometimes forget where I set my colander after draining pasta or vegetables of fruit after washing. Where is the one place you would suggest tooling for it? Its ok that I wont see any responses until to Oreo, and that's ok because I wont need it until I cook again. I wont need to cook again unless the ogre of a neighbor steals my refrigerator again, and if the lame fuck does try, well? They can have it. Obviously they need it more than I do. And what grown man wants to be called Rubber Ducky anyhow?! Look, I'm not judging, all I'm saying is that sometimes you Have to take a shot of that shiny shit in the eye or ass once in a while to get ahead in life. Both metaphysically and physiologically. Don't be mental.