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General Category => For Sale => Topic started by: underclass on June 11, 2009, 12:42:57 AM

Title: ian's soul
Post by: underclass on June 11, 2009, 12:42:57 AM: slightly tarnished, but largely OK due to not being used since 1994
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Post by: mosh on June 11, 2009, 01:32:02 AM: So youre the one who has it!

Not that I've missed it or anything...
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Post by: underclass on June 11, 2009, 01:39:04 AM: shhh, you're getting a % of proceeds here. Enough to replace that liver you've been asking about
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Post by: mosh on June 11, 2009, 06:50:39 AM: ahhh sweet!!!
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 01:07:21 PM: I'd put my soul up for sale but I already sold it for drug money.
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Post by: ttfg on June 11, 2009, 01:45:58 PM: Can you get high off a thimble of cough syrup ?
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 11, 2009, 02:14:33 PM: I offer $2.50 US.
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 02:19:35 PM: I don't think you could cure a cough with a thimble full of cough syrup. But you COULD get high off of a thimble full of pure DXM.
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Post by: Zoomie on June 11, 2009, 09:31:45 PM: I knew he was a soulless monster. Now I know why.
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Post by: Thrash on June 12, 2009, 05:38:46 PM: Quote from: Emperor Reagan on June 11, 2009, 02:14:33 PM
I offer $2.50 US.

I'm assuming it's $.25 increments ....

I offer $2.75 US.
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Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 03:03:05 AM: Wait, it's hours later and I just thought of something;
I remember years ago on A-S, Mosh saying he had no soul ....

Is this a scam?
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 13, 2009, 08:43:41 AM: I am willing to pay up to $5 to find out!
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Post by: mosh on June 13, 2009, 10:18:58 AM: Money for nothing!
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 13, 2009, 03:46:01 PM: Ian's a little faggot with an earring and some makeup?
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Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 04:09:28 PM: .... and is available for $5!
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 13, 2009, 04:30:49 PM: OK, but is that his real hair?
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Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 06:08:45 PM: Is the faggot a millionaire?
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 13, 2009, 06:55:49 PM: No idea. Anyway, I'll be back. I've gotta go install some microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries, etc.
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Post by: psychopathetic on June 13, 2009, 10:02:03 PM: this can be discussed further after i'm done moving these refrigerators and color tvs.

this joke is old hat but i couldn't help myself.
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Post by: mosh on June 13, 2009, 11:09:26 PM: I must say that Dire Straights are one of my least favourite bands ever.
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Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 01:26:21 AM: They don't fit into your walk of life?
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Post by: ttfg on June 14, 2009, 01:55:08 PM: Is this a bundled package ? you know, comes with cable tv ?
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Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 02:54:31 PM: You are my true brother in arms!
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 14, 2009, 06:38:35 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on June 14, 2009, 01:55:08 PM
Is this a bundled package ? you know, comes with cable tv ?

Dude, why worry?
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Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 06:57:18 PM: Dude, he's so far away from it ...
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Post by: ttfg on June 14, 2009, 11:08:24 PM: I was wanting the " I want my mtv " line. but .....
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Post by: Thrash on June 15, 2009, 01:04:35 AM: I'm on a different plain here, man ...
It's my industrial disease ...
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Post by: mosh on June 15, 2009, 08:17:10 AM: You people are pathetic!

No one has bothered with chicks for free.
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Post by: underclass on June 15, 2009, 09:42:49 AM: so I get $5 here, come on guys. You've seen Ian, his soul has been around more than Sasha
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 15, 2009, 05:11:56 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on June 14, 2009, 11:08:24 PM
I was wanting the " I want my mtv " line. but .....

Have you seen MTV lately? DO NOT WANT.
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Post by: ttfg on June 15, 2009, 05:13:38 PM: I havent seen it in umm...10 years. It sucked back then too.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 15, 2009, 05:53:41 PM: Not as much as it does now.
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Post by: ttfg on June 15, 2009, 06:15:51 PM: How bad could it get ? When I saw it, it was some reality shit and a bit of music... wha did they do ? more "reality" ? cause that would suck harder.

I didnt mind that VH1 thing...but neither chan was something I would pay for.
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Post by: psychopathetic on June 15, 2009, 06:16:23 PM: and then they made mtv2 for actual videos.. and now that's full of anything but these days.
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Post by: Nitya on June 15, 2009, 06:19:13 PM: I thought you were still talking about the soul!
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Post by: ttfg on June 15, 2009, 06:32:02 PM: It's page 2. The soul wont come back till after somebody posts the " who gives a fuck about MTV " reply.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 15, 2009, 06:36:41 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on June 15, 2009, 06:15:51 PM
How bad could it get ? When I saw it, it was some reality shit and a bit of music... wha did they do ? more "reality" ? cause that would suck harder.

I didnt mind that VH1 thing...but neither chan was something I would pay for.

Both play pretty much nothing but "reality" shows now. I have no idea about MTV2 - never seen it.

MTV GET OFF THE AIR!

Kinda sad how MTV back when Jello et al were hating on it was eight million times better than it is today.
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Post by: ttfg on June 15, 2009, 06:42:00 PM: Is there a "new" music chan ? or has the net just taken over as the conduit of choice for the demo ?
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 15, 2009, 09:49:11 PM: Are people talking?
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Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 03:22:35 AM: Niggaz Done Started Something ...
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Post by: mosh on June 16, 2009, 08:23:58 AM: Thread derailed?

SUCCESS!
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Post by: Zoomie on June 16, 2009, 10:54:25 AM: Sorry I'm late to the party, but if the little faggot had his own jet airplane we'd see him more often than every other October...
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 11:03:30 AM: Can I floss my ass with it?
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Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 04:08:53 PM: The Man's Too Strong ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 16, 2009, 04:48:46 PM: FWIW, Brothers in Arms was recorded at AIR Studios in Montserrat, which is about 30 miles from here.
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Post by: ttfg on June 16, 2009, 06:51:34 PM: I wonder if their equipment is sensitive enough to record Ian's soul ?
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Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 07:05:52 PM: I think we should do some privates investigations over that very topic ...
... someone call in the Angel Of Mercy for backup!
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Post by: mosh on June 17, 2009, 04:40:54 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on June 16, 2009, 10:54:25 AM
Sorry I'm late to the party, but if the little faggot had his own jet airplane we'd see him more often than every other October...

Hell, if the little faggot had his own jet airplane, he'd be rich enough to just move to the US...
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Post by: Zoomie on June 17, 2009, 07:49:15 AM: Why would you want to do that?
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Post by: mosh on June 17, 2009, 08:04:09 AM: just sayin...
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 17, 2009, 05:31:31 PM: I wouldn't mind eventually maybe having a house somewhere in the US. Dunno if I'd wanna be there permanently, though.
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Post by: Thrash on June 18, 2009, 01:43:03 PM: Where Do You Think You're Going?
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Post by: Joygasm on June 18, 2009, 03:45:11 PM: Quote from: Mosh on June 15, 2009, 08:17:10 AM
You people are pathetic!

No one has bothered with chicks for free.

You rang?
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Post by: Thrash on June 18, 2009, 06:08:11 PM: I suppose it could be Your Latest Trick.
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Post by: Zoomie on June 23, 2009, 11:25:05 PM: The joke here is that he hasn't one.
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Post by: Thrash on June 23, 2009, 11:36:08 PM: Just Ride Across The River; don't make me pull out my Six Blade Knife!
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Post by: mosh on August 11, 2009, 05:00:57 AM: Alright, motherfuckers, which one of you asshats is currently in possession of my soul?

C'mon, out with it already!
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Post by: Zoomie on August 11, 2009, 07:13:56 AM: I traded it to Lucas for viagra. Sorry.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 11, 2009, 08:45:42 AM: We cut it up and hid the pieces like Osiris's body.

Except the soul's penis, which Lucas now possesses.
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Post by: communist twat on August 11, 2009, 11:19:41 AM: I'll take it!
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Post by: Thrash on August 15, 2009, 05:29:38 PM: No, I heard he gave it to Baggie ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 16, 2009, 03:57:26 AM: I think Bagman made a mold of his penis with Ian's penis' soul.
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Post by: Thrash on August 16, 2009, 04:03:27 AM: So, is it Ian's or Baggie's penis we're looking at?
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Post by: Zoomie on August 16, 2009, 07:33:52 PM: Michael Jackson's.
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Post by: Thrash on August 17, 2009, 01:15:13 AM: Ahhh ...
I'm not 10 though, so maybe that's why it's not magical/mystical to me?
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Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 01:44:28 AM: It's a riddle dipped in a mystery, wrapped in an enigma and labelled a travesty.
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Post by: underclass on August 17, 2009, 01:46:35 AM: it's a mars bar
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Post by: Thrash on August 19, 2009, 04:20:12 PM: Turn him around, dude ...
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Post by: bagman on August 21, 2009, 12:50:42 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 16, 2009, 07:33:52 PM
Michael Jackson's.

Dude, if I had a mold of Michael Jackson's fag pole I'd be a millionaire.
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 24, 2009, 02:12:54 AM: "Experience an evening in Neverland...."
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Post by: Thrash on September 18, 2009, 09:55:03 PM: hahahahaha ....