why aren't i on your stupid ass list?!

i think you're tied for second:  "The one most likely to post nudes."

fuckers


why aren't i on your stupid ass list?!

cleavage shot required. if yours isn't up to standard then anyone's will do

 

i miss lactating, too. good times.

i miss lactating, too. good times.

i know right?!

i had the biggest nicest boobs ever.....it was beautiful *wipes tear*

you're in the club, but my wife has bigger cleavage than you




and she's a midget asian

Meh.....you're no Psychopathetic!  She still lactates too, I think.

you're in the club, but my wife has bigger cleavage than you




and she's a midget asian

lol, such is life....

i miss lactating, too. good times.

my tits are still huge, but so's the rest of me. and now i don't even have free milk to offer.

i know right?!

i had the biggest nicest boobs ever.....it was beautiful *wipes tear*

if they ever post again. i fell outta the running at least three years ago. i don't even to give it away anymore. i miss being a slut. but i've lost my looks. now i have to develop a personality. i think it's working.

If my arm were longer I'd slap your face for that...

cate and treehugger are SUPER SEXY, as is ramona, but she probably won't post here anymore. mjb, whatever she's going by now, is dirty sexy.

All three are in fact, super sexy, but I'd choose treehugger. She's affectionately known as "The Chainsaw" and she has weight and self-esteem issues which I find super hot. I think she has daddy issues too... And she's been sober for a month and a half which means she's completely fuckin' insane about now...

like a shithouse rat. but she get violent, which i like.

Mmmmm you know it

*sigh*

why am i not on this list

hmmm

ANG HAS A BIGGER DICK.

i've seen it, it's mean.

why am i not on this list

hmmm

didnt know you were a chick. havent seen a pic.

this list isnt about personality

Oh fizzy drink is a chick?  I like being all up in these vaginas.

sure beats a corndog up ya ass.

Don't knock it till you try it.

~no comment

do you wam them up first? or do you prefer the coolness of a frozen dog up your bum?

I like to feel the soft warm cornbread against my cornhole.

I want mine blistering fresh from the deep fryer...

They're self lubing that way.

PS: Frozen corndogs are for welfare babies. Get a fuckin job, scumbag.

I like to feel the soft warm cornbread against my cornhole.

they're pretty greasy, too. i bet getting them in there is pretty easy.

PS: Frozen corndogs are for welfare babies. Get a fuckin job, scumbag.

Don't take your impotence out on me, frecklesausage.

Ok that made me tear up. Thanks for making me cry on Tax Day. And Robyn's birthday.

want me to -1 him again?

Get him! I'll +1 you as well

Ok zoomie, now you're telling your gay horde to asshole point me? Fucking knobgobbler.