"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why.

do you wonder why we are insecure? because of asshole responses like that. when a girl says something like that to you it's because she want affirmation that you think she's beautiful, not that some other girl is hotter than her.

You can't actually TELL Kyle things.
He has to DISCOVER them for himself.
And then tell us all about it, like we've never thought about it or talked about it before.

Rant #5(?)

My goddamn coworker who talks to herself all the time. UGH

I never know if she is asking me a question or if she is asking herself a question. I've given up on caring one way or the other.

Am I going to have to start stalking you again???

i dunno, probably! we have a pretty good ren fest up this way.

Beans! I am so there!

Am I going to have to start stalking you again???

i dunno, probably! we have a pretty good ren fest up this way.

Didn't you work at a ren fest at some point? Or am I way off?

i did! for something like seven years.

Put on a bustier and boots and I'll be totally at your mercy. Rawr!

Like there was any doubt...

Yeah, I think I saw a pic of that!

(A bustier and boots, that is, not Zoomie at anyone's mercy.)

http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/0013c919/

this is from when i worked there, though not in costume. i don't know if i have any photos of me in costume anymore! pity.

picture's too big to post. ahh wells

"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why.

do you wonder why we are insecure? because of asshole responses like that. when a girl says something like that to you it's because she want affirmation that you think she's beautiful, not that some other girl is hotter than her.

But what if she's not beautiful? I'd rather give an asshole response than lie.

wtf, like you're not lying to her about everything else in your fucking non-relationship. a good lie would probably be a good idea.

I didn't lie about shit! I told her in January I didn't want a relationship. She's the one who got all kinds of mumbo-jumbo about caring about me and crap inside her little head. Even with the truth, she still fucked me this weekend. She just can't get enough of the bagman dick.

2nd Rant:
Women always say they are looking for "honesty" in a man. Then they fucking bitch when you ARE honest.

I will say that no one should ever dig for compliments like that if they aren't prepared to hear a possibly unpleasent answer. For example I'd never ask someone if my legs are better than Giselle Bundchen's (sp) because I know they aren't! Same thing.

but, seriously, say you're at a place with a dude you're currently boning (be it in a relationship or not) and you suddenly find yourself wishing you were as pretty as that girl in the corner... if he picks up on what you're feeling or thinking and says something like, "yeah, she's way prettier than you," even if he is being honest, that's just stupid and rude.

i don't care if jessica biel walked into the room and stood naked on top of a table.. my guy i'm with better tell me that he likes me best.

It would annoy me if a guy said that to me for sure. He'd probably not get laid for a while from me at least. But also I'm smart enought to not say that kind of stuff and usually aren't thinking such things either.

Sometimes you can just choose to not really respond, too.  The comment mentioned here didn't necessarily require anything other than a grunt or an "eh," unless she started fishing harder for a complement.

Sometimes you can just choose to not really respond, too.  The comment mentioned here didn't necessarily require anything other than a grunt or an "eh," unless she started fishing harder for a complement.

exactly. how hard is it to just ignore a cue like that? not that hard.

Jessica Biel is pretty damn hot tho

Jessica Biel is pretty damn hot tho

see? this is why you are not my boyfriend.

also because we are married to other people and live on different continents.

If you are with a girl who demands you respond,  just point out something you don't like about her. <edit : "her" being the hot chick.>


(note : stick to mentioning hair, anything else is asking for trouble.)

In life you should have learned by now that there is always going to be somebody bigger, quicker, taller, more musculer, tighter, stronger, or longer than you. It's a fact. Accept who you are and get on with living. Comparing yourself incessantly with others is a total and complete waste of time.

Psycho babe, you just completely validated and reinforced my first rant.

"...but, seriously, say you're at a place with a dude you're currently boning (be it in a relationship or not) and you suddenly find yourself wishing you were as pretty as that girl in the corner..."

Not a lot about me, bothers me. I mean shit, I was a 28 year old virgin. I got on with life. I am skinny, and short. I get on with life. It's just such a waste of time always wishing or wanting to be something you can never be. Just be realistic.

All that being said I would never say something as rude as "Oh, you're ugly" or "Lose some weight", etc directly to a woman. But if I get asked, I will answer. Honestly. I also admit my faults without much fear or rejection; I am totally not socially graceful. But for the 10 years I've been on this bitch, I've told you all how it is. Just living life, and reporting it.

3rd Rant
Running out of toilet paper at the most inopportune time.

All that being said I would never say something as rude as "Oh, you're ugly" or "Lose some weight", etc directly to a woman. But if I get asked, I will answer. Honestly. I also admit my faults without much fear or rejection; I am totally not socially graceful. But for the 10 years I've been on this bitch, I've told you all how it is. Just living life, and reporting it.

Shit don't tell Dave that, he'll call you sad clown.  But I agree with just about everything in that post Bag.  Get out of my head.

Longstoryshort Bagman is a socially retarded little clown who knows nothing about how to treat a lady, which is why he'll probably end up getting AIDS off of Craigslist.

All that being said I would never say something as rude as "Oh, you're ugly" or "Lose some weight", etc directly to a woman. But if I get asked, I will answer. Honestly. I also admit my faults without much fear or rejection; I am totally not socially graceful. But for the 10 years I've been on this bitch, I've told you all how it is. Just living life, and reporting it.

Shit don't tell Dave that, he'll call you sad clown.  But I agree with just about everything in that post Bag.  Get out of my head.

I just say what I feel ...
... that, and I was WASTED!
It was still fun talking to you though ...


Meanwhile:

Only two rules apply to this situation:

1. Fuckbuddies don't fish for compliments.
2. The most beautiful and important person in the world is the one you're dating.

Now you know, Kyle.

Longstoryshort Bagman is a socially retarded little clown who knows nothing about how to treat a lady, which is why he'll probably end up getting AIDS off of Craigslist.

Quotebox nomination right here.

But I actually agree with bagmans post.

what, duder. if you're gonna post pregnancy pictures then at least post the ones where i look pregnant instead of just awkwardly fat. geez.

i don't care if jessica biel walked into the room and stood naked on top of a table.. my guy i'm with better tell me that he likes me best.

while i understand your point, i would argue:  in that specific case, naked pictures of jessica biel standing on a table would be worth a LOT of money.

taking photos would be looking out for the livelihood of our whatever-it-is.

And now that you're back, all you do is talk about you.  Hard to converse in the middle of a monologue.

I'm sad. I listen too.

why were you sad, baggy?  I WAS JUST BEING HONEST.