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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: bagman on April 03, 2009, 12:44:36 AM
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I am a man of my word.
Many uses come to mind:
While she's swallowing my cock, I could still be fucking her with my cock.
I can single-handedly give her d-p.
If I felt inclined, and particularly gay that day, I could give myself anal.
She could give me anal with my cock. Would that be considered homoerotic? I mean it's all me.
Ps: The sharpie was my added touch, just for you
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I like the way the sharpie is place way down past the base of the shaft.
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what
wtf is this faggotry?
i am going to bed
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Wait. You bought a dick?
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I cloned my cock.
(http://nexus404.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/Clone%20a%20Willy%20Kit.jpg)
So that is a nearly 100% accurate representation of my penis. The level of detail is phenomenal. I have a very small scar on the top, where I clipped off a piece of skin with my scissors when I wasn't paying close-enough attention to my pube-trimming, and that even shows up.
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OMFG LOL^100!!!!!!!!!!!
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I knew it was a bad idea to click this link, and yet I still did...
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TMI x pi x 1,000,000,000
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......................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww I SAW HIS VEINS!
*jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie*
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you screwed up by juxtaposing it against your hand there, boyo :P
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OMG
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Understatement of the year.
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Hey Tricky, you know what this means you have to do (http://www.holisticwisdom.com/make-your-own-vagina-clone-a-pussy.htm) now, right?
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Does it make a mold of the inside of the vagina?
No, there are no products that can safely do that at this time. Even the professional vaginal masturbation sleeves for men are NOT molds of a woman's inside; they are only molded on the outside.
That sucks. I mean, the outside is pretty but the inside feels good...
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it's a start.... let's hang around and see what happens
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Right!
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so weird! i haven't seen that many penises up close and personal, so it's always mind-blowing to see other ones. they're so unique to each person!
the one i see now is quite awesome, and for lack of a better way to explain it, what i would call a perfect penis.
how come yours is all curvy? and the helmet on yours is tipped so far back. what's up with that? i've never seen one that looks anything like that.
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BEST_THREAD_OF_THE_MONTH!
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I feel like throwing up my lunch right now.
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how come yours is all curvy? and the helmet on yours is tipped so far back. what's up with that? i've never seen one that looks anything like that.
He's part lizard.
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I feel like throwing up my lunch right now.
Do you mean your mouth is watering because you want to suck baggy's cock so much?
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I feel like throwing up my lunch right now.
Do you mean your mouth is watering because you want to suck baggy's cock so much?
It's not watering it's already dripping wet from sucking down a monster load earlier from said cock.
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I just jizzed my pants.
Pics?
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Yes, we need to see his spew on your chin...
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how come yours is all curvy?
Reverse G-Spot stim.
What, is your perfect cock devoid of curve?
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How sad for you.
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His is inverted ...
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Reverse G-Spot stim.
I imagine he pleases them in doggy position.
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Guess again, he can't do doggy. Or at least needed detailed instruction. With pictures. And pie charts.
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What is up with that white thing coming out of the bottom? It looks like a plastic bottle cap. Can you fill your cock with Gatorade and use it at the gym like a waterbottle?
Will you send it to me?
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1. Thrash, thanks. But it's only the 3rd of the month.
2. Hip, I guess that's like asking why I am white. Or have two legs. Or am skinny. Genes? God? Nature? Just in case, ya know, that wasn't rhetorical...
3. "OMG"? That is all you could muster Tricky? Where's the appreciation?
Making this was like an eternal chore. You have no idea how difficult it actually was. A little over a week ago I went by this local porn shop and picked up the Clone-a-Willy kit. There's also a chocolate version, a glow-in-the-dark, a black skin, a candle, and a soap version. Anyway, last Friday I got together all the materials I needed, and went over the instructions repeatedly. Everything was ready to go, or so I thought.
You cannot imagine how hard it is to remain hard while mixing and stirring the conconction together for exactly 1.5 minutes - having to look back and forth between the porn on my screen and the bowl with the power and water AND my iPod touch timer - and then to quickly pour all of the mixture into the tube, and quickly (your cock has to be in it UNDER two minutes) insert your erection in the tube before it starts to gel. Impossible dude. Even with one of my cock-rings on, the first time I ruined the whole god damn thing and it gelled before I could get hard again. Everything was going just fine up until 1.5minutes. I started pouring the bowl out into the tube, and of course the bowl I chose had no good lip so 1/4 of the mixture spilled all over the carpet and the rest went into the tube. Seeing it spill all out make me instantly flaccid, like the day I was born. The mixture quickly turned to gel, and I punched my wall.
That evening I get online and order two refills of the casting powder.
The second time worked much better as you can obviously tell. I felt like one of those magician types who has all the spinning metal hoola hoops on each foot, hand, tip of their nose.
*Find good porn.
*Get everything all ready, including getting the water to exactly 98degrees.
*Start beating to the porn
*Start the iPod timer and immediately throw the water into the bowl already containing the cast mixture with one hand. Continue beating with other hand.
*Watch porn while beating to remain hard, while stirring with other hand and not looking at the mixture but every 15 seconds or so. Keep eye on iPod time too.
*1min 15 seconds passed - keep beating while unfortunately having to look a way from porn and instead fixate on the the mixture bowl. Pour contents of bowl with one hand into tube. (better bowl with a good lip this time and I poured more slowly). Furiously beat because now with no visual stimulation... it's harder to stay hard.
*Quickly stand up, pick up the tube and insert penis.
*Cross fingers*
Also a little funny back story. When I was at Sasha's birthday thing, with Lucas, I told Lucas about my plan to send my cloned willy to Danzig (this was before I had even bought any of the kit) and asked him if he had Danzig's address. I knew they had a transaction of some sort a while back, and addresses/money had to have been exchanged. But he didn't tell me his address. I knew he knew. But that's cool, at least we know he won't throw anybody under the bus. I wanted to send Danzig a care package with my willy, some condoms and lube. Ever better, I was going to be mailing it from Portland, where I am going directly before I go to Japan so there's no way he could tell who it came from.
But. I lost my motivation. Tricky, you know how that goes. So I decided to give tricky what she has been begging for instead.
Also, all the other guys in this thread are homos.
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What is up with that white thing coming out of the bottom? It looks like a plastic bottle cap. Can you fill your cock with Gatorade and use it at the gym like a waterbottle?
Will you send it to me?
Oh, that's a vibrator that comes with the kit. You have to make sure the twist top is not covered with the gel, otherwise you can't turn it on/off or twist the top off to get the battery changed.
A vibrating bagman penis!
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So I decided to give tricky what she has been begging for instead.
That means you are going to send it to me?
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So I decided to give tricky what she has been begging for instead.
That means you are going to send it to me?
BITCH I WILL FIGHT YOU
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NIGGA PLEASE. I will take you down.
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probably. you are kind of fucking awesome.
hey i have this great idea where kyle sends that penis to you and you use it and take pictures and then send it to me and i use it and take pictures and then i send it to katie and she can make a disappointed face and take pictures.
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Oh whatever. Katie would get off like 10 times at least from bagman's penis-dildo.
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Settle down girls.
I could make loving love to you both, at the same time. With my cock(s).
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Or he could mass produce it.
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Also a little funny back story. When I was at Sasha's birthday thing, with Lucas, I told Lucas about my plan to send my cloned willy to Danzig (this was before I had even bought any of the kit) and asked him if he had Danzig's address. I knew they had a transaction of some sort a while back, and addresses/money had to have been exchanged. But he didn't tell me his address. I knew he knew. But that's cool, at least we know he won't throw anybody under the bus. I wanted to send Danzig a care package with my willy, some condoms and lube. Ever better, I was going to be mailing it from Portland, where I am going directly before I go to Japan so there's no way he could tell who it came from.
But. I lost my motivation. Tricky, you know how that goes. So I decided to give tricky what she has been begging for instead.
Also, all the other guys in this thread are homos.
Hahaha, I REALLY wish Lucas would have given you that address because I haven't lived there for a long ass time. Oh well.
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Funny, it's not terribly hard finding addresses these days once you have a first and last name and city they live in. Which you can easily get, from say... one's Skype account. ;)
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I've never tried to hide my name. Not even my address. In fact, I've posted it here. Let's see if you can find it Baggy.
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Haven't the motivation. But I'm sure it's in the basement condo video.
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Oh and Brook, I can certainly send it to you. You'll have to tell me how it fits.
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Now that Kyle has had sex I'm bored with the idea of it. You need to make it more interesting. Let's say you shoot for a threesome or a black chick, maybe that one with the big tits from the other thread.
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... or just try anal
I mean, if he couldn't get DOGGIE right ....
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Oh and Brook, I can certainly send it to you. You'll have to tell me how it fits.
I am waiting.
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Getting a permit for sending bio-weapons thru the mail take time.
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I'm telling Homeland Security about this entire affair.
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Again I ask how much? This has to cover at least airfair for bagman, and I want at least $200 outta the deal! Oh, and bagman can't stay over at my house afterwards either. I am nice like that. Also, absolutely no reach around.
So....
I'm thinking it may be time to revisit this little contract...
Let's say tricky DP by bagman and beeyot with full nudity on all sides and for extra $$ tricky uses the clone ween as a strapon and does baggers in the butt. Can the majority of us agree to this?
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a black chick
They give the best head.
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a black chick
They give the best head.
what?! I'M BLACK?!
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Now that Kyle has had sex I'm bored with the idea of it. You need to make it more interesting. Let's say you shoot for a threesome or a black chick, maybe that one with the big tits from the other thread.
Well I am not disinterested in it yet. Is my sex life your primary source of entertainment?
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a black chick
They give the best head.
what?! I'M BLACK?!
Have you got empirical evidance that you give the best head?
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I guess the kids don't prove athing ...
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[2:01:59 AM] Dave Thrash: he is 6.125"
[2:02:28 AM] Dave Thrash: IOW, not counting the asians, he's 56% average
[2:02:47 AM] Dave Thrash: and I can't BELIEVE I just did that
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haahaha
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2:01:59 AM] Dave Thrash: he is 6.125"
[2:02:28 AM] Dave Thrash: IOW, not counting the asians, he's 56% average
[2:02:47 AM] Dave Thrash: and I can't BELIEVE I just did that
Uh. Should I be creeped out?
I told Sasha I was going to bring my cloned cock with me tonight, but decided that wouldn't be a real classy move.
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We already went over that and you pretended it was just a joke.
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Again, misunderstood.
This was for the benefit of Sasha. I wanted to poke her with my dick.
But I couldn't really walk around with the thing in my pocket hahaha.
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"Pocket Rocket" ...
hahahahaha ...
"Say, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!"
*pulls out the mold*
*blank stare*
"Last time I ever use that line ..."
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Hahahaha! Imagine if he was carrying that thing around and somehow got himself arrested!
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My scenario is funnier ...
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The only reason this thread gets better as we keep going is because it's farther and farther from bagman's tool.
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Uhm, yeah ...
After my chat the other night, I agree ...
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My scenario is funnier ...
I dunno, I'd love to see the mug shots of bagman, and his member.
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Uhm ....
*steps away from Pandora's Box"
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Go on, open it...
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Just because bagman's cock needs to be on page 3 of this thread:
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Gee ...
... thanks
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I just learned how to clone a wiener...thank you internet!
And I saw yet another penis.
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There's such a dearth of dick pics on the Internet, right?
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It's been at least a day since I've seen one. I was beginning to think they were gone.
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Yeah, but have you seen what the original is attached to?
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I'll go out on a limb here....no.
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Heh ...
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I used to work in a factory packaging those kits! YIKES! I probably assembled the kit he bought! No Joke! www.empirelabs.com (http://www.empirelabs.com)
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haha...what was your job in the factory?
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I used to work in a factory packaging those kits! YIKES! I probably assembled the kit he bought! No Joke! www.empirelabs.com (http://www.empirelabs.com)
Do I have to post another Capt. Obvious pic in here?
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haha...what was your job in the factory?
Quality Assurance Engineer.
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Quality Assurance Engineer.
I love titles like that, quality is an adjective...right ?
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*bangs head against desk*
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Hippies come in, brains go out. LOLercopter.
That's why i invited them here. I am now the Alpha dog.
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I am now the Alpha dog.
You know, the last person that thought of himself in that way couldn't figure out how to delete his account.
That's good company you're keeping.
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You act like it's this big new flash that he was the joke of this crowd since 1998. Putz.
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you know, bagman being the joke, even before he showed up, isnt that hard to believe.
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hahahaha ....
Quotebox?
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You act like it's this big new flash that he was the joke of this crowd since 1998. Putz.
You act like you're not making yourself the new joke.
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I am nothing to laugh at
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We're not laughing AT you, we're laughing NEAR you ...
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muhc better
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Thought so ...
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did i get the quote or what, cause its all about the fucking quote box these days.
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Wait, which quote?
I added two of yours earlier ....
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you know, bagman being the joke, even before he showed up, isnt that hard to believe.
hahahaha ....
Quotebox?
the ? threw me off.
edit fucked that one up. (twice)
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I added that ...
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~nods
It seems i do better when i have enough drugs in my system to kill a danzig.
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That's a LOT of drugs, man ...
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4 x 24 mg hydromorphone ( you would/might know it under the brand name dilaudid )
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I am now the Alpha dog.
You know, the last person that thought of himself in that way couldn't figure out how to delete his account.
That's good company you're keeping.