Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: DEVIANT on April 23, 2009, 12:24:39 AM
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There is no way you could turn something like this down
I've tried time and time again
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(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9184/chub05.jpg)
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/sarah_mascara/pic/000gwqch)
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I think only Zoomie and Mosh will hit on you now. Way to ostracize there Ganj.
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(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1301/2646899001c3efc0d29.jpg)
i told you I had a hot wife
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What's she half-anorexic? Get some meat on them bones!
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I feel sorry for her. That condition she has must of fucked her up emotionaly.
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must have
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No, hip: She has must of the condition. You know, like musty inner thighs. Anyone would have must of a condition like that.
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(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1301/2646899001c3efc0d29.jpg)
i told you I had a hot wife
Goddamn it's like someone bred a cheetah with a hippopotamus. I don't know what it is but I want to fuck it!
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MUST HAVE
fucking shitballs of fire, when did everyone stop caring about grammar and typed eloquence? there's a difference between: "i wanna cum on that bitch's face" and "i gaddarn cum jizz stains at bitches mouthes!!@"
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Let me try again.
Hojo was saying that the condition - which this woman has must of - has fucked her up emotionally.
Whiners take note: "to have must of" can be treated as a verb like "to have fear of"
"To have must of" is strangely poetic construction, but it must mean something like "to gain must from" (i.e. to become stale or musty).
Hence: The condition from which the woman has gained mustiness has fucked her up emotionally.
I'm not sure how hojo knows this, but I don't doubt he's right.
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he meant "must have". trust me.
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See Danzig. This is what I'm talking about.
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What were you talking about Doormouse? (I have the memory of a salted cucumber)
Oh, and this thread is giving me a headache, and it's not from the fat pics.
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Oh I was just saying that the fact that hip was pointing out to me that my willful misunderstanding was in fact a misunderstanding shows me that I've played it too straight yet again. I do that a lot. It's actually quite a strange character flaw.
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fucking shitballs of fire, when did everyone stop caring about grammar and typed eloquence? there's a difference between: "i wanna cum on that bitch's face" and "i gaddarn cum jizz stains at bitches mouthes!!@"
No Capitals. I wish I could underachieve, and still be an elitist.
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Doormouse: Is this flaw something you also have IRL or just online? I have noticed that I tend to be MUCH more crass and goofy when I post in a public forum such as this or Twitter, as opposed to when I talk to people one on one.....than I'm much more refined and generally less of an overall prick.
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I like turnips.
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Yeah I spend much less time flogging dead horses offline, so I'm probably a better person IRL. That straightman flaw still haunts me, though. When I feign ignorance for a cheap laugh people always try to correct my apparent idiocy. I have to stop making those kinds of jokes. They're not even funny anyway. It's like a really bad habit and now most of my acquaintances just think I have zero common sense.
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I like Devo too !!
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MUST HAVE
fucking shitballs of fire, when did everyone stop caring about grammar and typed eloquence? there's a difference between: "i wanna cum on that bitch's face" and "i gaddarn cum jizz stains at bitches mouthes!!@"
Yes because grammar is all you can think about when your mind is having a three-way with blowing your boyfriend, buying new shoes and mixing a Mojito from memory.
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um, that scenario would most likely be a four-way to start, before the grammar came into play. i'm constantly daydreaming about all the awesome things i want to cook or bake. in fact, i just made awesome vegan chocolate chip cookies to bring to my co-workers tonight.
i don't believe in capitalization. like, i know it exists, unlike unicorns and such, but i generally don't pay it any mind. unless we're talking case sensitive passwords or something, in which case it's a neccessary evil. i don't think any letter is more important than any other. there are also situations when i would maybe employ capitalization to denote shouting or similar verbal outbursts. and this will really tie up your panties-- sometimes i don't punctuate at the ends of sentences, in honor of grady
RIP BITCH I MISS YOU
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i don't think any letter is more important than any other.
You make me sick.
E is obviously the most important.
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RIP? He was here like yesterday.
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i told you I had a hot wife
omg. ew.
(that got stuck up in the quote)
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ganj, i just ate lunch and i hate you now.
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Woah. Quoting something just so your next post immediately after doesn't have to quote it. Quotation abuse has entered the next level. I dig it.
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i was in a hurry and unbanning my husband.
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in my book, grady is dead and gone
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I'm supposed to be grady's angry wife. not you!
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?action=profile;u=32 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?action=profile;u=32)
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I really have nothing to say here ....
Really ...
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But you posted to inform us anyways; thanks!
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Well, actually, I thought I had posted, then was editing and didn't want a blank post ...
Sorry. I'll try harder not to suck from now on ...
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Sorry. I'll try to suck harder from now on ...
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I've got a lot more pics just like these. I'm more than willing to post them, if anyone feels like vomiting.
Just make sure you have something to seal it up in and mail it to me
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... are you BagMan?
... or Justen?
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I've got a lot more pics just like these. I'm more than willing to post them, if anyone feels like vomiting.
If that's really your wife, I know of at least two people here that will want those pictures for no other reason than they are your personal photos.
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of course that's my wife. I keep telling you guys she is hotter than fuck. And I even proved it.
Now print that pic out, jerk off on it, and take a pic and post it here....
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I have a hard time believing that's your wife. I guess I haven't seen your proof?
It's difficult to catch up on several days of no LG-ing, so maybe I've just not gotten to it yet.
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Kinda makes you reconsider what a fat, shitplaying transsexual wannabe considers "hot". Doesn't it?
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i'm really really sad if that's actually his wife. i have this funny idea of glorious models being happily treated like shit by their ugly fucktard husbands.
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I would be so willing to let you experience that firsthand. As soon as I clear the earth of everything sharp.
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i'm really really sad if that's actually his wife. i have this funny idea of glorious models being happily treated like shit by their ugly fucktard husbands.
well that's what it looks like on television so often.
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yeah, buying into the illusion that women aren't shallow and ugly guys can get hot chicks.
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Illusion? Is that what my life has been?
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ok, so I guess you guys haven't heard that 'sexy' and 'hot' means a minimum of 75 pounds overweight....
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Mmmmm minimum 25 maximum 100.
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there is no maximum..... 8)
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Dude, even truck scales have a finite point ...
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Dude even my bed springs have a limit!
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W3rd ...
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that's when you revert back to the good old fashioned ground.
I'd advise staying out of any type of soft dirt though, and mud.
Solid rock or concrete would be the best way to support such a load
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Solid rock or concrete would be the best way to support such a load
Rebar, or no rebar?
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Solid rock or concrete would be the best way to support such a load
Rebar, or no rebar?
highly recommended..... high tensile strength shit too
otherwise, solid bedrock.
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make sure to check your fault line maps ahead of time?
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make sure to check your fault line maps ahead of time?
Absolutely. You wouldn't want to inadvertently trigger an earthquake.....
people would get pissed ::)
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I wonder what their BMI is?
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In Ganja's book, anything over 51 is good.
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hahaha
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51
Don't bring me into this.
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Heh ...
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I prefer just a huge ball of fat, actually
bones always end up getting in the way
and muscle is unnecessary too, she has no need to move, and it isn't as spongy as pure fat....
i'm sorta picky
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Clearly, you are a man of distinction ...
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Clearly, you are a man of distinction ...
I'm not sure 'man' is the correct word to use there....
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This makes it ...
Harry Bush
Don't think I wouldn't fist you just because you have a tiny anus...
Starshark
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Haha yeah that's pretty damn appropriate!
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That straightman flaw still haunts me, though. When I feign ignorance for a cheap laugh people always try to correct my apparent idiocy. I have to stop making those kinds of jokes. They're not even funny anyway. It's like a really bad habit and now most of my acquaintances just think I have zero common sense.
I'm suffering from an example just currently:
It's exam period over here and like silly college kids do, I've stopped shaving for exams. Well I got sick of myself a few days ago and shaved off everything on the front leaving myself with a nice Amish neck-beard. I had a review session scheduled with friends that day as well, and when I showed up they were all like "Oh man, what did you do to yourself?!" So in an attempt at wittiness I told them "Come on guys, it's exams now. Haven't you heard of the 'Luck of the Amish?' I'm trying to tap into that." A stupid joke do doubt. Very Sherman and Peabody style but without the pacing. In fact, I said it very realistically - too realistically. I was immediately corrected for my "mistake," and that's currently the joke of the hour. Friends I've run into who weren't even at that review session are coming up to me randomly and saying stuff like "Oh so I hear you've got the luck of the Amish now, huh?" They all think I'm an idiot, but I guess it's my fault because I was too embarrassed about having totally mislead them (to begin with) to correct them and thus deprive them of their great mirth at my expense. I though we'd be over the joke in a few minutes, but I was wrong. If I say I was just joking now it sounds like I'm making sad excuses.
Let this be a warning to those of you who think crappy jokes are a good idea to play straight.
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I like the joke.
I also like missunderstanding you: self deprecating.
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Let this be a warning to those of you who think crappy jokes are a good idea to play straight.
Let this be a warning to those of you who also have friends with no sense of humour.
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Wear it like a badge, man ...
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I was too embarrassed about having totally mislead them (to begin with) to correct them and thus deprive them of their great mirth at my expense. I though we'd be over the joke in a few minutes, but I was wrong. If I say I was just joking now it sounds like I'm making sad excuses.
happens ALL THE TIME.
PS - Now's the time to start registering domains and formulating wikipedia article modifications.
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Let this be a warning to those of you who think crappy jokes are a good idea to play straight.
Let this be a warning to those of you who also have friends with no sense of humour.
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i told you I had a hot wife
omg. ew.
(that got stuck up in the quote)
when i'm ready to die, i'll call her and tell her to sit on my face.
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I really didn't need to see that again.
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Danizg! Do I need to call an ambulance man??
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Danizg! Do I need to call an ambulance man??
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it's funny when you look at it again and again and again........
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I think you mistake me for Fuse, baggy.
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Danizg! Do I need to call an ambulance man??
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it's funny when you look at it again and again and again........
Hahaha it's even funnier when there's doubles of the image. Wait now there's going to be triples! HAHAhaha.
I am crying so hard.
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I like the way his eyes roll back
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LOL x infinity.
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its oddly hypnotic
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>>its oddly hypnotic<<
Even without the Leprechaun.
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it's funny when you look at it again and again and again........
After about 4 liters of beer, I finally understand you!
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Wow, yeah ...
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(http://writebailiwick.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/330px-interrobang_fcm.png)
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Yer dick's still not bigger than mine!
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Family Guy - Fat Guys and Tubas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0GRjxOP98#lq-lq2-hq)
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i looooooove interrobangs.
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Yer dick's still not bigger than mine!
I'll be the judge of that... let's put them end to end and see ...