Heh ...

I prefer just a huge ball of fat, actually


bones always end up getting in the way



and muscle is unnecessary too, she has no need to move, and it isn't as spongy as pure fat....


i'm sorta picky

Clearly, you are a man of distinction ...

Clearly, you are a man of distinction ...

I'm not sure 'man' is the correct word to use there....

This makes it ...

Harry Bush
Don't think I wouldn't fist you just because you have a tiny anus...
Starshark

Haha yeah that's pretty damn appropriate!

That straightman flaw still haunts me, though. When I feign ignorance for a cheap laugh people always try to correct my apparent idiocy. I have to stop making those kinds of jokes. They're not even funny anyway. It's like a really bad habit and now most of my acquaintances just think I have zero common sense.

I'm suffering from an example just currently:
It's exam period over here and like silly college kids do, I've stopped shaving for exams. Well I got sick of myself a few days ago and shaved off everything on the front leaving myself with a nice Amish neck-beard. I had a review session scheduled with friends that day as well, and when I showed up they were all like "Oh man, what did you do to yourself?!" So in an attempt at wittiness I told them "Come on guys, it's exams now. Haven't you heard of the 'Luck of the Amish?' I'm trying to tap into that." A stupid joke do doubt. Very Sherman and Peabody style but without the pacing. In fact, I said it very realistically - too realistically. I was immediately corrected for my "mistake," and that's currently the joke of the hour. Friends I've run into who weren't even at that review session are coming up to me randomly and saying stuff like "Oh so I hear you've got the luck of the Amish now, huh?" They all think I'm an idiot, but I guess it's my fault because I was too embarrassed about having totally mislead them (to begin with) to correct them and thus deprive them of their great mirth at my expense. I though we'd be over the joke in a few minutes, but I was wrong. If I say I was just joking now it sounds like I'm making sad excuses.

Let this be a warning to those of you who think crappy jokes are a good idea to play straight.

I like the joke.

I also like missunderstanding you: self deprecating.

Let this be a warning to those of you who think crappy jokes are a good idea to play straight.

Let this be a warning to those of you who also have friends with no sense of humour.

Wear it like a badge, man ...

I was too embarrassed about having totally mislead them (to begin with) to correct them and thus deprive them of their great mirth at my expense. I though we'd be over the joke in a few minutes, but I was wrong. If I say I was just joking now it sounds like I'm making sad excuses.

happens ALL THE TIME.

PS - Now's the time to start registering domains and formulating wikipedia article modifications.

Let this be a warning to those of you who think crappy jokes are a good idea to play straight.

Let this be a warning to those of you who also have friends with no sense of humour.

i told you I had a hot wife

omg. ew.
(that got stuck up in the quote)

when i'm ready to die, i'll call her and tell her to sit on my face.

I really didn't need to see that again.

Danizg! Do I need to call an ambulance man??

Danizg! Do I need to call an ambulance man??

it's funny when you look at it again and again and again........

I think you mistake me for Fuse, baggy.

Danizg! Do I need to call an ambulance man??

it's funny when you look at it again and again and again........

Hahaha it's even funnier when there's doubles of the image. Wait now there's going to be triples! HAHAhaha.

I am crying so hard.

I like the way his eyes roll back

LOL x infinity.

its oddly hypnotic

>>its oddly hypnotic<<

Even without the Leprechaun. 

it's funny when you look at it again and again and again........

After about 4 liters of beer, I finally understand you!

Wow, yeah ...

!

?

Yer dick's still not bigger than mine!