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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3420 on: January 01, 2013, 08:26:22 AM
I live next to an Ashley.





CSexT: I spend way too much time thinking about sex. Yesterday, I burned the jambalaya because of my rumination about naked women. I'm starting to feel pretty pathetic.
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3421 on: January 01, 2013, 01:39:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 31, 2012, 12:10:34 PM
She's busy with school/family stuff, I think. I like her. She is clever and kind. And she likes some of my statuses on Facebook.

Yeah I'd give myself 10/10. I'm pretty great.

I'm actually the opposite of busy for the first time in like 3 months and internets really slow so I can't watch any movies (what I've been doing for the past week) so I'm back. But I have my first exam in just 16 days so I guess I should be a bit busier.

Quote from: Thrash on January 01, 2013, 02:49:20 AM
She's our new "Ashley" ...
... too bad "Ashley" grew up

Who's Ashley?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3422 on: January 01, 2013, 04:17:11 PM
discochikkins.

CST: 18/14
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3423 on: January 05, 2013, 04:00:56 AM
discochikkins; the ONLY underaged girl we truly embraced ...
... too bad she grew up, got married, and, well, I'm not sure after that
... it was rocky for a while, and then she disappeared once again
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3424 on: January 05, 2013, 07:04:02 PM
22/10
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3425 on: January 06, 2013, 10:24:10 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on December 09, 2012, 07:44:13 PM
What makes you scream uncontrollably when you cum? I mean other than my tongue...
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3426 on: January 09, 2013, 04:49:26 PM
Quote from: Thrash on January 05, 2013, 04:00:56 AM
discochikkins; the ONLY underaged girl we truly embraced ...

Way to break my heart </3
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3427 on: January 09, 2013, 10:35:59 PM
ON AS, not here ....
... other than Danzig's mentality, the same holds true for YOU in here ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3428 on: January 10, 2013, 02:14:15 AM
You know, if I got her naked, I MIGHT decline from disappointment:
http://yougotposted.com/hilary-ann-zwiesele-from-memphis-mi/
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3429 on: January 10, 2013, 04:33:26 PM
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-Edgar Allan Poe

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3430 on: January 15, 2013, 07:23:54 PM
32/0
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3431 on: January 15, 2013, 08:45:47 PM
Quote from: Thrash on January 10, 2013, 02:14:15 AM
You know, if I got her naked, I MIGHT decline from disappointment:
http://yougotposted.com/hilary-ann-zwiesele-from-memphis-mi/

What the fuck is wrong with her boobs?
I mean, I gots weird boobs, but hers are just creepy.

I was checking out Iowa and came upon Santa Cock
http://yougotposted.com/justan-carlson-from-davenport-ia/
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3432 on: January 28, 2013, 04:06:12 PM
Oh man, best morning ever.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3433 on: March 02, 2013, 06:12:49 PM
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/960858/

Miss Teen Delaware does not enjoy sex-for-profit all that much. Even had to resign her crown.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3434 on: March 02, 2013, 06:54:42 PM
Was this that dumb one that gave that stupid "geography" answer?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3435 on: March 03, 2013, 12:47:57 AM
csext: damnit, let the blood stop flowing like it's the shinning.it's been long enough, thank you.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3436 on: March 03, 2013, 08:18:44 AM
Quote from: Thrash on March 02, 2013, 06:54:42 PM
Was this that dumb one that gave that stupid "geography" answer?

No, that was Miss South Carolina. My state representin'!

This is beauty pagent wiiner from Delaware.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3437 on: March 03, 2013, 05:45:55 PM
Oh ....
... right
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3438 on: March 05, 2013, 03:42:34 PM
Quote from: Thrash on March 02, 2013, 06:54:42 PM
Was this that dumb one that gave that stupid "geography" answer?

I personally believe... not.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3439 on: May 26, 2013, 06:51:42 AM
I haven't had sex in almost 4 years.  :'(
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3440 on: May 26, 2013, 10:50:20 AM
I couldn't be more satisfied with my sex life.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3441 on: May 27, 2013, 01:45:05 AM
Mine's aight as well ...
^5

You know Zoomie "delivers"; right?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3442 on: May 27, 2013, 11:00:50 PM
Quote from: Thrash on May 27, 2013, 01:45:05 AM


You know Zoomie "delivers"; right?

 ???
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3443 on: May 29, 2013, 04:29:52 AM
Ask him; I dare ya!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3444 on: May 31, 2013, 07:09:21 AM
Hi there!
 :D
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3445 on: June 01, 2013, 05:38:24 AM
dick pics?  :-*
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3446 on: June 02, 2013, 03:13:49 AM
Dammit, now he's gonna post another pic of me ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3447 on: June 02, 2013, 01:10:08 PM
is mosh married or some shit?
I'd be down for some mos love.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3448 on: June 02, 2013, 02:28:39 PM
Mosh def.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3449 on: June 02, 2013, 04:11:33 PM
Both Mosh and myself have never married ...
... nor do we have any l'il'uns ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

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