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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 01:57:17 AM
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Another Labrador Retriever. Nine weeks. I think we settled on Moordoch. Angus is not pleased. He thinks he's being phased out. I keep telling him, "Nigga, this ain't General Motors..."
Will post pics tomorrow.
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Every six months Zoomie goes without sex, we find out about another newly acquired pet or sailboat.
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I know, right?
Well I can't sit around polishing the pickle all day...
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Fuck, what's wrong with you man? If I had time on my hands, I'd have my dick in my hands...
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dicklock
sorry... that was terrible. *clicks "post"*
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From the two most industrious persons on this site, I get advice to sit at home and provide effort without result.
This morning I woke up in Bizarro-land...
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Every six months Zoomie goes without sex, we find out about another newly acquired pet or sailboat.
awesome! :D
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The easiest way to housetrain a dog is with a crate.
The hardest part about crate training is dealing with the little fucker screaming for two days until he gets used to it.
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The easiest way to housetrain a dog is with a crate.
The hardest part about crate training is dealing with the little fucker screaming for two days until he gets used to it.
yeah, but you don't DARE feel sorry for 'em...
i did, once. The little shit PISSED all over my head and pillow!!! And since we had just moved in, middle of winter? No hot water... i had a headache for 2 days!
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I hate pets. Dogs want to sniff my crotch and cats want to scratch me... fuck it.
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I hate people. Men want to sniff my crotch and women want to scratch me... fuck it.
fxd
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Will post pics tomorrow.
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I hate pets. Dogs want to sniff my crotch and cats want to scratch me... fuck it.
Arthur left you alone.
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Im gonna go ahead and say that the new eitje is really danzig. look at the use of emoticons...
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I would agree, with the exception that whoever it is has Luke's thought and speech patterns down pat. And Dylan doesn't have the focus or attention to study those.
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I love having dogs.
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What if Danzig used his amphetamine-enhanced focus to study every post Lucas ever made in hopes of travelling to Texas, murdering him, and taking over his life, but only got as far as usurping his identity on l-g?
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He'll tweet about it.
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Then i'd say he's WAY behind schedule.
But he may be planning more murder and mayhem than y'all know about.
SEVERAL of us live in Tejas, and are imminently murderable, muggable, AND molestable...
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If that's the case I think Danzy is too much of a pussy to actually kill anyone.
Tricky on the other hand...
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From the two most industrious persons on this site, I get advice to sit at home and provide effort without result.
This morning I woke up in Bizarro-land...
I'm more industrious than all of you fuckers combined and I happen to AGREE with them, thank you very much!
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Yeah well, you beat it so much because you hate women.
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if I didn't live in a goddam city I'd have a dog
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In the city you live in, you probably have had dog.
I bet it was yummy too.
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Pssht. There's no virtue in industriousness. Just one more obnoxious idea from the Puritans that taints the US still today.
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I would agree, with the exception that whoever it is has Luke's thought and speech patterns down pat. And Dylan doesn't have the focus or attention to study those.
YOU, however, have studied them enough to be able to RECOGNIZE those patterns YOURSELF.
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No, muffin. You forget I was a linguist, etymology and speech patterns were my thing and I tend to catalog these things.
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Back on topic, meet Murdoch.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/Murdy1.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/Murdy3.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/MurdochandAngus.jpg)
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Dog hair all over the carpet. Do what Luke did and get a WHITE DOG next time.
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Labs don't shed much, Einstein. Then again, the big one is either half Newfoundland or Mastiff. So yeah, we burn up a Hoover every 8 months or so.
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Aw! Puppies!
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We solve that problem by having tiled floors. But that works a fuck of a lot better in this climate.
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No, muffin. You forget ...
I forgot nothing. I just couldn't embed secret messages into "You were a linguist, so I expect you to know these things."
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Back on topic, meet Murdoch.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/MurdochandAngus.jpg)
That's so awesome. Thanks for posting pics. :)
You can see the "J. H. C., what did you people do..." in Angus' eyes. I bet he's like that all of the time, now. :)
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I'll bet it was difficult to keep pets when you were married to that Korean woman.
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Nah He and Angus got on very well after the second day. Best buds and Angus has him barking to go outside and pee. This after I dropped $100 on a crate. Let the big dog train the little dog.
Krsna: No but my landlady (allegedly) stole and ate our Shiba Inu when we lived in Songtan-Si. We replaced him and when I caught her messing with the second one I beat her unmercifully with a shovel handle.
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I had a Shiba Inu. What terrible, stubborn dogs.
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Yes but infinitely smarter than Labs.
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They're very smart, but like totally untrainable.
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We solve that problem by having tiled floors. But that works a fuck of a lot better in this climate.
We have laminate flooring... and no dogs.
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They're very smart, but like totally untrainable.
You can't train the smart dogs ~ Chow Chow, as an example. We've had several, and they do what THEY want to do.
What's funny? Those are the very dogs that are rated "stupid," 'cuz they have a mind of their own... Go figure.
You have to know what the dog's natural instincts are: herder; racer; scent-er; etc. and employ them in the manner that they were BRED to function. People want dogs, like Afghans, that need TONS of room to roam, and they want to scrunch them into an apartment and expect them to be happy. That really doesn't work...
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Krsna: No but my landlady (allegedly) stole and ate our Shiba Inu when we lived in Songtan-Si. We replaced him and when I caught her messing with the second one I beat her unmercifully with a shovel handle.
That is fucking disgusting. I can't get my head around stealing and eating other people's pets. You should have stolen and cooked her child to teach her a lesson.
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It's a cultural thing, Daisey. Like dumping a bunch of unrelated shit on a plate of fries and then giving it a French name. Y'know?
And she was 80 and had never been married or had kids. But I smacked her around anyway.
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I get that it's cultural, but it is still cave-man-esque to me.
And don't diss poutine, it is fucking awesome.
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I agree, poutine rocks. But Koreans were kept like slaves first by Kings and warlords and then by the Japanese for over 100 years. They're catching up, cut them some slack.
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I agree, poutine rocks. But Koreans were kept like slaves first by Kings and warlords and then by the Japanese for over 100 years. They're catching up, cut them some slack.
Careful, I'm starting to think you didn't actually beat her.
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he left out "AND THEN BY THE AMERICAN G.I.S"
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Correct, myself included.
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Kevin Smith and his dogs' labia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LUGphe6i0Q#normal)
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i was walking my dog this evening, when two unleashed dogs came chasing after Arthur. He ran all the way home.
His feet got all torn up, and he had to go to the hospital. He has to be drugged for pain over the next week while he heals. There's blood all over my porch, and I'm out $250.
I went by the people's house afterwards, and they were all "oh, yeah, your dog ran away from you." absolutely no interest inhis well-being. Also, no interest in leashing their dogs going forward, since they were just hangung out in the garage.
Fuck personal responsibility, then (http://www.pepperspray.com/MACE-Muzzle-Dog-Repellent-p/80146.htm).
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I carry that anyway. Fuck em up, Luke.
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Why don't we just fucking poison them? Or trap the dogs and let them loose at Steiner Ranch?
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Because the stupid motherfuckers who own them will just go get two more.
Teach the dogs not to fuck with you, problem solved.
As for the $250, that sounds about the price of two tires... Just sayin.
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It is time to define a new paradigm in neighborhood enforcement of not being a dick to strangers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog)
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People will not stop being a dick to their neighbors, if anything the problem is just going to worsen. It is unfortunate that you sometimes have to punish the pet for the owner being the one who has to be punished, but you don't go to jail for the rest of your life for killing dogs... you do for killing people.
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dogs are popular in the south pacific (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10591615)
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Brian Rudman is an abominably ignorant piece of little girl shit.
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Well he's caused some controversy that's for sure
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10592845 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10592845)
I don't like Pit Bull's, they scare me. I partially accept the argument that these dogs are generally trained to be aggressive by idiot owners, but there's no shortage of idiots so I'd like these dogs to be taken off the market.
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I'm afraid of pit bulls as well. Almost every person living in my new neighborhood has a dog and a bunch of them are pitbulls. Every single time I walk by a house with a pit bull, they bark at me and I cringe in fear.
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You are in more danger from a mastiff, german shepherd, doberman, dogo argentine, akita, or about a hundred other breeds.
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Not exactly. According to publication H6120 on injury prevention, the definitive study on dog bite cases in North America by the University of Minnesota Department of Environmental Health Services, between 1979 and 1998, a male dog, unneutered and kept chained is three times more likely to bite. The study also showed that pit bulls and pit bull mixed breeds were responsible for 76 out of 238, or 32% of all reported dog bites while comprising less than 15% of the known domestic dog population. And they have become and even more popular breed since this study was published. However the CDC stopped tracking dog bites by breed in 1998 so a modern study cannot be completed. Very convenient.
However, based on my 22 years experience in animal rescue and the pet trade, it is not the dog. It is the breed.
There are so many in my neighborhood that I sometimes wish I was back at the DC shelter euthanizing them again. They are a dangerous and worthless breed as family dogs go and no one will convince me otherwise. Besides that I would like to see the punkass wiggers who own them cry like little bitches.
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Beautiful Kid.
I just lost one of mine. :(
I miss him so much.
Give him a pat on the head for me.
Have you found his spot yet?
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Hey Hilder! Sorry for your loss. Yeah he's got a couple. And Angus is doing most of his training for us. At 11 weeks he's just about house trained.
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They are a dangerous and worthless breed as family dogs go and no one will convince me otherwise. Besides that I would like to see the punkass wiggers who own them cry like little bitches.
I tend to agree. I've met some "nice" pitbulls, as well as meeting pitbulls that seemed nice for ages then flipped the fuck out. But the vast majority of my pitbull experiences have led me to believe that they're generally bad news. Pun intended.
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Hey Hilder! Sorry for your loss. Yeah he's got a couple. And Angus is doing most of his training for us. At 11 weeks he's just about house trained.
Thanks.
wow.. thats fast..but yeah, Where one pees, the others follow. Im sure he's having fun.
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Every Pit Bull on earth should be put down ... TODAY!
Here is a dog for you Zoomie.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/1251398207.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/1251398207.html)
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Here is a dog for you Zoomie.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/1251398207.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/1251398207.html)
ROFL!!! Please help me find some poor sap who WILL...
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Not true, man. My dick has two pitt-bulls. One of them, Kilo is a retired champion hog hunter. a trained killer and she is the sweetest doggie. She loves to be rubbed and loves to chew on her rubber bone.
Unless she sees a hog. then you better watch out. He has another one, Toby and he is solid muscle and just a massive dog, but sweet as pie. He is a big baby. and so beautiful.
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Not true, man. My dick has two pitt-bulls. One of them, Kilo is a retired champion hog hunter. a trained killer and she is the sweetest doggie. She loves to be rubbed and loves to chew on her rubber bone.
Unless she sees a hog. then you better watch out. He has another one, Toby and he is solid muscle and just a massive dog, but sweet as pie. He is a big baby. and so beautiful.
Did you know that they're called AMERICAN Pit Bulls, for a reason? They were bred during the '20's, i believe it was, to be America's Pet Dog ~ strong, beautiful, loyal, obedient ~ ALL of the great traits that a good dog should have. In fact, they aren't even a registered breed, i think 'cuz they're a mix of so many other breeds.
(Sorry ~ i'm a stoner who is stoned, and i'm just trying to remember what i was reading when a different PB thread came up)
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Pitts are a dangerous breed.
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Pitts are a dangerous breed.
i thought so, too, until all i could find out about them was Good on any reliable websites.
http://www.ukcdogs.com/WebSite.nsf/Breeds/AmericanPitBullTerrierRevisedNovember12008 (http://www.ukcdogs.com/WebSite.nsf/Breeds/AmericanPitBullTerrierRevisedNovember12008)
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Perhaps you should visit NAMBLA too.
http://www.nambla.org/ (http://www.nambla.org/)
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Not true, man. My dick has two pitt-bulls. One of them, Kilo is a retired champion hog hunter. a trained killer and she is the sweetest doggie. She loves to be rubbed and loves to chew on her rubber bone.
Unless she sees a hog. then you better watch out. He has another one, Toby and he is solid muscle and just a massive dog, but sweet as pie. He is a big baby. and so beautiful.
We all love our bombs.
Hell even cats can get evil in their old age.
The difference is a cat can only inflict so much damage, a pit bull will fucking KILL you for no reason if it simply decides it can.
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That's close, but I think you need to change it to "A pit bull CAN kill you if it decides it wants to."
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Yeah, two things:
One of them, Kilo is a retired champion hog hunter. a trained killer. He has another one, Toby and he is solid muscle and just a massive dog
Yes, my neighbors all have one or two of them and when they walk down the street with them, they look so sweet and gentle. Until they see another dog and they go berzerk. So my neighbors are aware: They lose control of the dog, I shoot it. It gets loose and I see it, I shoot it. It gets close enough to my dogs, I shoot it. They blink wrong at me after I kill their dogs, I shoot them.
Also, Pits are mutts. They were bred for fighting when dog fighting was legal. I don't give a fuck what anyone found on the internet, that's fact. No one with any common fucking sense considers them a "breed" of dog.
Look up the name James Soto. He was killed in the next town when I lived in California in the 80s. He set foot on his neighbors property and two pitts tore him apart. He was 5. His mother was a friend.
They should be extinguished, all of them.
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My family owned two pitbulls when I was growing up. One of them got out of our yard and got in a fight with another dog and the other dog got injured. My parents paid for it's vet bills. The other pitbull never gave us any problems at all and he also got out of our yard a couple times. They were both around people and children (obviously) and they never bothered any people, except to jump up and lick them on the face.
I'm a believer that it's in how you raise the dog more than anything. My parents weren't abusive to our dogs.
I was bitten by a dog once as a child- by a chow chow. I'm also kind of afraid of German shepards. Sean and his mom had a German shepard and there were two seperate instances with that dog where I felt nothing but pure fear. Then again, they did put him through police dog training school.
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That, and knowing the (sorry, Zooms) breeds needs, as far as room to run and play, and what sorts of work they are made for, so that they can do what they were meant to do, sort of. Like herding, or protecting, or hunting, or whatever.
That's sort of weird, considering the other posts i've been making tonight ~ utilizing things in the manner of which they were meant to be used.
Be that as it may, it DOES work for dogs ~ they're happier, healthier and better adjusted.
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Herding? I guess I may be way off, but wouldn't a pit bull make a horrible sheep dog? Sheep dogs tend to nip to get their point across, I have a hard time believing a pit bull would just nip. As far as I've ever seen, they hardly even bark compared to most other dogs, and tend to just full-on attack if they actually choose to do so. It's what makes me so nervous about them.
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Cute puppy! I prefer smaller dogs...just cause I hate bed hogs. I had a boxer that would kick me out of my own bed....never again. Oh and yes the older dog always teaches the puppy with EVERYTHING. My mom's shi tzu trained our newest dog to bite us when clipping his nails. Damn dogs.
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No dogs on the bed.
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No dogs on the bed.
No dogs in the bedroom.
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They should be extinguished, all of them.
Well we agree on one thing at least.
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We agree on many things, Tru. This just isn't the place to discuss the things we disagree about.
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Herding? I guess I may be way off, but wouldn't a pit bull make a horrible sheep dog? Sheep dogs tend to nip to get their point across, I have a hard time believing a pit bull would just nip. As far as I've ever seen, they hardly even bark compared to most other dogs, and tend to just full-on attack if they actually choose to do so. It's what makes me so nervous about them.
Perhaps think larger... Cattle? Horses? Even if it WAS sheep, don't forget they're flippin' running, AND they can kick while doing it. And when it's the dog's job to PROTECT them, as well as herd them, the dog feels a responsibility toward 'em.
And they're TRAINED to do the job, not just thrown out there, with everyone hoping for the best. (Well, unless you've already GOT well-trained dogs, doing the job, that will train the new dogs, which are usually their offspring.)
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Reiterating that I agree with everything Zoomie says about these dogs.
Also, no fucking way would I ever train them as sheep dogs. I mean, why?
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Exactly!
YOU don't raise sheep, do you?
You don't have enough room for a large dog to run and play in, right?
So you getting a Pit Bull would be the height of stupidity, and therein lies the rub ~
folks get these dogs, for status or whatever,
but have NO EARTHLY IDEA how to truly take care of them, so the dogs go crazy, truly crazy.
The one's that are Trained and Bred to be fighters/personal protection, well, it's a bad mistake on the part of the owners.
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My mom has a sheep dog, best.... dog....... ever. Too much energy though.
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I had a German Sheppard when I was a kid, and I'd have no hesitation in getting another one... fantastic dogs.
But I like cats more... so I have one of those.
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Fyre, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Seriously.
Pits weren't bred (created) in order to herd animals, they were bred to increase their prey drive, increase their kill instinct, and to decrease their sensitivity to pain. They were also bred to not give warning to their opponent (raised hackles, growling, etc.) before they attacked, since a surprise = first strike and first strike often = win. This is why there are so many stories (like Si mentioned) about pits where the attack happens from out of nowhere without warning. In fights, pits are seen wagging their tails in happy excitement just before they attack each other.
A pit's willingness eagerness to attack prey and not stop attacking no matter what damage it might suffer during the process is called "gameness" and is the only thing the breed has been created for. This is what makes the pit such a dangerous dog.
You can't turn a pit bull into a sheep dog any more than you can turn a mastiff into a greyhound.
Simply deciding that a pit isn't a dangerous animal just because you've decided it isn't is delusional.
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Fyre, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Seriously.
i agree with y'all about all of it, actually.
BUT there's another side to the story, also, of folks that have owned Pits that were, indeed, family pets for all of their lives, with no violence.
And i just used the herding thang 'cuz Nick said something about it, and knowing about space in Japan,
and they COULD be taught to herd...
yeah,
<~STFU'ing
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(http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/S/sunkissed3522/1053399761_yoursodumb.gif)
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Yeah Nick is from New Zealand, what the fuck would he know about sheep?
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oops ...
errr...
Never mind.
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sorry, I really really wanted to post that rabbit pic. This thread was the first appropriate place I found. Next time I'll dig up something about Kyle's sexcapades and leave you be
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I'd sooner use a chihuahua to herd. It'd be less effective, but also less likely to tear my flock to shreds randomly.
PS: thanks as usual krsna for being able to produce actual fact and coherent thought where all I had was my own experiences and a general idea of the topic!
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sorry, I really really wanted to post that rabbit pic. This thread was the first appropriate place I found. Next time I'll dig up something about Kyle's sexcapades and leave you be
Believe me when i tell you,
y'all ~ Hip :o included ~ are a large part of what's keeping me cool right now.
Besides THAT,
i'd feel left out...
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Well we can't have that.
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wow
Your avvy?
i have that pic, too. i think it's in color, though. Let me see ... Nope. Mine's just like yours.
i do, however, have some other cool Mobius stuff:
2 Mobius Strips, used to make The Klein Bottle
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/sig%20pix/3KleinBottle.jpg)
And this ~ colorful!
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/sig%20pix/mobius5.jpg)
If you'd like to use one or the other, i'll remove it from my sig pix folder. (Not that i created them, nor do i own any rights to them; just so i don't forget and USE 'em, or Give 'em away again)
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(http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aceandvis/Eddie.jpg)
Yes of course baby, I 've got all the avvy you need,.. Oh shit motherfucker what the fuck is that shit?
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wow
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/sig%20pix/3KleinBottle.jpg)
Looks like a bong made by Tommy Chong on shrooms.
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Definitely one of those Acid Trip type things!
If you look closely, you'll see that it is ONE "strip" of paper,
cut, through the center of the paper, up to a point,
until another Mobius strip is formed.
i sorta like Math/Art, or perhaps Art/Math.