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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 11:01:03 AM

Title: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 11:01:03 AM: Not just the garden variety, I mean SUPREME.

Knowing I was deep, deep, DEEP into a bottle of Skyy last night this person chose to call me at 7:30am on a Saturday. DOUBLE YOO TEE EFF was so important that it couldn't wait until after 10, nimrod? Jesus, I'm in semi-retirement (meaning I've worked somewhere other than a Circle K).

Shit on a stick, what????
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Drugmoth on August 22, 2009, 11:08:48 AM: The nurse will be right with you, Zoomie.
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 11:14:38 AM: I swear I left my teeth right here on the nightstand...
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: taiko on August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM: My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me. :(
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 11:29:49 AM: Same thing I got you last year, you liked it so much.
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: taiko on August 22, 2009, 11:31:59 AM: Well, fine!

It wasn't me anyway. 7:30 for you is 6:30 for me, and that's crazy-talk.
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 11:32:58 AM: My point.
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: fyrenza on August 22, 2009, 05:33:22 PM: i've got the best excuse, possible!

i don't have your phone number, and i don't know your last name.

And i think you live in Maine, right now.

So there.

And all anyway ~ i was waiting for a drunken call FROM You! (But i DO understand the constrictions, so don't worry!)
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 05:34:39 PM: Maryland. Drugmoth lives in Maine.
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Pressed_Rat on August 22, 2009, 05:42:38 PM: Quote from: fyrenza on August 22, 2009, 05:33:22 PM
i've got the best excuse, possible!

i don't have your phone number, and i don't know your last name.

And i think you live in Maine, right now.

So there.

And all anyway ~ i was waiting for a drunken call FROM You! (But i DO understand the constrictions, so don't worry!)

Zoomie Finkelstein
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 06:04:16 PM: Close.
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: fyrenza on August 22, 2009, 06:05:53 PM: Zoomie "Irish Whiskey" STEIN?

Hotter?
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 06:10:23 PM: What... brand... of Irish Whiskey?
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: taiko on August 22, 2009, 06:29:07 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 06:04:16 PM
Close.

Zoomie Keller (http://www.fleurdelyssf.com/).
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: fyrenza on August 22, 2009, 06:40:01 PM: Well, my choice is Old Grand-dad's...

but you might disagree...
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 06:42:19 PM: (http://www.allgifts.ie/files/admin/uploads/W1_undefined_63042.jpg)
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: fyrenza on August 22, 2009, 07:01:52 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 06:42:19 PM
(http://www.allgifts.ie/files/admin/uploads/W1_undefined_63042.jpg)

<~ Jumps back!

WHOA!!! Okay, well that explains how you could be an alchie! lol
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: mosh on August 22, 2009, 08:24:05 PM: I'm an asshat, just not supreme...
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 22, 2009, 11:33:53 PM: I was asleep on the bathroom floor at 7:30. I didn't move to my bed until 9ish.
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 23, 2009, 12:13:38 AM: He knows who he is.
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: underclass on August 23, 2009, 08:12:24 AM: he who is not coming to Japan
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 23, 2009, 09:12:55 AM: WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: FAH-Q on August 23, 2009, 11:08:28 AM: Mmmm Midleton...
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: tricky on August 23, 2009, 05:42:58 PM: Quote from: eitje on August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me. :(

Happy bday (in now 3 days)!
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: underclass on August 24, 2009, 09:56:43 AM: Quote from: tricky on August 23, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: eitje on August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me. :(

Happy bday (in now 2 days)!
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Doormouse on August 25, 2009, 12:55:22 PM: Quote from: underclass on August 24, 2009, 09:56:43 AM
Quote from: tricky on August 23, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: eitje on August 22, 2009, 11:16:04 AM
My birthday is in 4 days, and I wanted to find out what you were getting for me. :(

Happy bday (in now tomorrow)!
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: fyrenza on August 25, 2009, 02:42:03 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on August 25, 2009, 12:55:22 PM
Happy bday ~~(in now tomorrow)~~ EVE!

Fix-ed!
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: NotDead on August 26, 2009, 08:34:27 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 22, 2009, 11:01:03 AM
One of you is a supreme asshat

You say that as if it is a bad thing. ???
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 26, 2009, 08:36:28 AM: It's a bad thing if I roll over at 7am on a Sat and start throwing shit at the phone.

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: underclass on August 26, 2009, 11:20:15 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 26, 2009, 08:36:28 AM
It's a bad thing if I roll over at 7am on a Sat and start throwing shit at the phone.

In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!

you asshat
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 26, 2009, 01:17:18 PM: Can I call you at 7am on your day off?
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: mosh on August 26, 2009, 10:17:16 PM: Sure, it's your dime. Just remember to say "Mooshie Mooshie!"
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: Zoomie on August 26, 2009, 10:19:39 PM: He still hasn't owned up to it. He was probably banging some skank from Jersey and accidentally dialed me. Whatev.
Title: Re: One of you is a supreme asshat
Post by: mosh on August 27, 2009, 09:40:17 AM: Where is the Supreme Asshat these days (I might change his custom title to Supreme Asshat, but he'd wear it as a badge of pride)...