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Title: Happy bday Luke
Post by: tricky on August 26, 2009, 10:07:47 AM: I hope you get that Sasha/ bagman threeway you always wanted on this great day!
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Post by: Nitya on August 26, 2009, 10:08:18 AM: Happy Birthday!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 26, 2009, 10:31:32 AM: Fuck off and die!
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Post by: daisymae on August 26, 2009, 10:51:37 AM: Happy birthday!

(http://otherwhirled.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/penis-birthday-cake1.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 26, 2009, 12:09:30 PM: Ha ha! Luke's monitor has tongue marks on it now.
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Post by: Zoomie on August 26, 2009, 01:20:32 PM: Well he has been shopping for a big chocolate cock since he saw Baggies little plastic one...
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Post by: fyrenza on August 26, 2009, 02:17:59 PM: Slap~Happy Birthday, dude!
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Post by: FAH-Q on August 26, 2009, 02:28:32 PM: 'appy birfday!
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Post by: mosh on August 26, 2009, 05:50:11 PM: Congratulations on reaching yet another anniversary of thine birth, Lucas.
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Post by: FAH-Q on August 26, 2009, 06:10:55 PM: (http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif)
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Post by: fyrenza on August 27, 2009, 06:49:57 PM: Slap~Happy Birthday, ADAM!!! rofl
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: Enraged Angel on August 27, 2009, 07:02:33 PM: Luke I don't know you, but I offer you lap dances, this should make that minor detail even...

happy birthday!
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: underclass on August 27, 2009, 09:15:11 PM: Luke, you're a giant douchebag
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Post by: Zoomie on August 27, 2009, 09:27:29 PM: Wrong emphasis. Try this:

Luke you're a giant douchebag.
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 27, 2009, 10:30:40 PM: Quote from: Enraged Angel on August 27, 2009, 07:02:33 PM
Luke I don't know you, but I offer you lap dances,

Hi, I'm Luke!
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: underclass on August 27, 2009, 10:42:22 PM: pssht, like she doesn't know I'm Luke already
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Post by: Lucky on August 27, 2009, 11:31:14 PM: We're all Luke.
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 28, 2009, 12:34:14 AM: Luke is a strange guy. Everytime we go to see a movie at the Alamo Drafthouse he orders a hamburger with fries. First, he eats all of the fries. Second, he lets the hamburger sit on his plate through the entire duration of the movie. Third, he eats it fifteen minutes before the movie is over. Yesterday, he texted me to tell me that he had not ordered a hamburger for his birthday dinner at the Alamo Drafthouse. I had no idea that was text worthy material, but yet here I am recalling it to you all.
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: tricky on August 28, 2009, 01:22:12 AM: Quote from: Lucky on August 27, 2009, 11:31:14 PM
We're all Luke.

Is Luke the new fred?
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: 13chemicals on August 28, 2009, 01:23:27 AM: If he is he is a lucky guy.
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: FAH-Q on August 28, 2009, 03:20:43 AM: Quote from: underclass on August 27, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
pssht, like she doesn't know I'm Luke already

Luke?

I'm Luke's father.
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: underclass on August 28, 2009, 03:36:32 AM: * thinks of filthy joke

* shelves it
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 07:19:49 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on August 28, 2009, 12:34:14 AM
Luke is a strange guy. Everytime we go to see a movie at the Alamo Drafthouse he orders a hamburger with fries. First, he eats all of the fries. Second, he lets the hamburger sit on his plate through the entire duration of the movie. Third, he eats it fifteen minutes before the movie is over. Yesterday, he texted me to tell me that he had not ordered a hamburger for his birthday dinner at the Alamo Drafthouse. I had no idea that was text worthy material, but yet here I am recalling it to you all.

He TOTALLY does that all the time. We had lunch at Bateman's Bistro here in the Gurnie, and he did the exact thing. Except there wasn't a move. At least he's a creature of habit.
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: Doormouse on August 29, 2009, 09:16:59 AM: happy... ugh. I have to get back into the swing again. These hangovers are getting in the way of posting.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 29, 2009, 11:04:50 AM: Luke is a strange guy.
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Post by: underclass on August 29, 2009, 11:37:14 AM: Quote from: krapsna on August 29, 2009, 11:04:50 AM
I like the Backstreet Boys
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: taiko on August 31, 2009, 12:59:03 AM: Thanks for the thread, Brook!

Thanks for the happy thoughts, everyone!

At the drafthouse, I scarf the fries because i'm hungry, and then i savor the hamburger because it's normally really good. Can't speak to what happened with you, Zoomie.

I'm a little bummed that most of you people find me strange. I'm not sure what that says (given the audience).
When my average friends tell me I'm strange, I accept it. Coming from this crowd, though....
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: underclass on August 31, 2009, 01:11:59 AM: weirdo
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Post by: taiko on August 31, 2009, 02:01:47 AM: 2 months until i can punch you in the face...
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Post by: underclass on August 31, 2009, 02:20:18 AM: I'll duck so you hit kyle.
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Post by: Lothar on August 31, 2009, 04:13:38 AM: Quote from: underclass on August 31, 2009, 02:20:18 AM
I'll kneel so you hit kyle.
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: daisymae on August 31, 2009, 08:54:16 PM: Quote from: eitje on August 31, 2009, 02:01:47 AM
2 months until i can punch you in the face...

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Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: Zoomie on August 31, 2009, 08:55:01 PM: Lulz.
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Post by: 13chemicals on September 01, 2009, 01:03:56 AM: Wow, two months. FUCK! I better get this motor carriage into drive.
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: taiko on September 01, 2009, 10:07:53 AM: Quote from: daisymae on August 31, 2009, 08:54:16 PM
Quote from: eitje on August 31, 2009, 02:01:47 AM
2 months until i can punch you in the face...

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THAT IS HILARIOUS.

But your Mr T icon keeps making me confuse you w/ Krsna.
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 06:40:08 PM: Meh. Same cup size.
Title: Re: Happy bday Luke
Post by: daisymae on September 02, 2009, 09:03:33 PM: Krsna has D's? Sweet. I like moobs.