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Title: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 04:37:45 PM
OK so Dalhraidian Spring Equinox is upon us, March 28th at the beach cottage. Steeleye asked me to invite all of youse who are available and want to attend. Emp, Chi, Geek, Detroit, Libertine (you're in the DC area right?) tricky, Punky, anyone else within a days drive??

Come to the lower Potomac for a weekend of heavy drinking, burning things, and midnight trips to St Clements Island to desecrate the site of the first Catholic Mass in North America with obscene shadow puppets on the 4 story cross.

There will be:
 FIVE sailboats
three kayaks
a new(er) canoe
the 26' party deck boat known lovingly as the USS Manfrog
the usual 150' of clean beach
massive amounts of alcohol (and the usual Zoomie puking in the surf)
potluck dinner Saturday
Steeleye's famous cranky old man pancakes on Sunday morning
camping space for all (let me know if you need a tent, I have about 15 of them)

The Spring Equinox Ceremony will take place at 8pmish, to be immediately followed by the initiation of Aila, the angry Persian midget, as a free Celt of Dalhraidia.

Many of you have been there, this is one you don't want to miss!

Fuck RSVPs, just be there.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 08, 2009, 04:42:47 PM
I love burning things!

Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 06:28:05 PM
I love burning midgets ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 06:51:52 PM
OK I've been corrected. We do require RSVPs so garb can be provided.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Drugmoth on March 08, 2009, 07:11:49 PM
I'd like to see the look on everyone's faces if I crashed that party.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 07:18:58 PM
You are totally welcome to crash it.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 07:30:06 PM
I'd like to see the look on everyone's faces if I crashed that party.

... or if I did
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 07:31:29 PM
Double dog dare ya.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 07:32:53 PM
Werd ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 08, 2009, 07:36:54 PM
WICKER MAN!

Invite Britt Ekland.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 07:37:14 PM
Emp will tell you, he's been to a few, Joe's been to one. Round about 2am we're usually dancing in the surf wearing nothing but a gold torc and a loincloth. And I'm often the first one out.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 07:38:10 PM
Nudity is nothing I fear ...
... be it myself or others
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 07:39:41 PM
I meant passed out, you pervert.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 08, 2009, 08:22:04 PM
RSVP for me!

I have never been disappointed by one these events.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Libertine on March 08, 2009, 08:27:53 PM
Count me in as 90% certainty (the only way I would pull out would be if I get fucked with school work around that time, but I can probably plan around it).  How far of a drive is this clandestine location from College Park.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 08:34:24 PM
College park... maybe 90 minutes. It's near Leonardtown, MD.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 08, 2009, 08:56:07 PM
Fuck RSVPs, just be there.

I'd need to be picked up from the airport on the afternoon of the 27th.  Thus, I would also need pretty much everything (camping gear, garb, etc).

But I think I can make it.

edit:  and this time I won't go sailing, thus I won't get sick!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Libertine on March 08, 2009, 08:58:01 PM
what airport
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 08, 2009, 09:03:24 PM
The one in Baltimore, I would assume.  Zoomie has always been able to meet me there, before.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 08, 2009, 09:05:54 PM
If you get a flight that arrives after 4, I can pick you up.  I only work ~10 minutes away from the airport.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 08, 2009, 09:19:13 PM
Looks like it's either arrive @ ~2:30pm, or 8:00pm.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 10:13:53 PM
4's between those two, right?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 10:20:42 PM
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From $134.01 + $44.90 taxes & fees = $178.91 
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tulip on March 08, 2009, 10:26:07 PM
or one of us can pick you up, lucas. it's bwi, a 15 minute drive. bwi, if anyone has plaid or striped or solid pj pants, bring them. also, perhaps a thermal to wear under the tunic which we will provide. libertine, about what size are you? wear plain shoes, ie, brown or black. this is starting to sound great!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 08, 2009, 10:27:45 PM
I'll wear both a penis and a vagina ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 10:31:44 PM
Because you have both, of course.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: punkallstar on March 08, 2009, 11:05:32 PM
i was going to say, i can come down sat morning (i have something friday night i have to attend) but if there's costumes, etc. involved i think i might have to decline....

but i could be persuaded back again if emp and i can share a tent ! and of course i'll take tricky with me if she wants to go
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 08, 2009, 11:30:40 PM
I'll wear both a penis and a vagina ...

...and then be TOO BUSY WITH YOURSELF to show up.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 08, 2009, 11:33:01 PM
if there's costumes, etc. involved i think i might have to decline....

That'll be part of the fun!  For me, at least.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 08, 2009, 11:33:51 PM
I'd go if C does, I'll even wear ridiculous outfits if neccessary.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
Wrap yourself up in some leather and plaid. It doesn't have to be stylish, just comfy. Like Merron, in Braveheart. Lots of tents. Some sleeping bags.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: punkallstar on March 08, 2009, 11:41:20 PM
plaid i can do, but i have no leather
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 08, 2009, 11:43:03 PM
I can provide.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 09, 2009, 12:04:14 AM
I'll make sure to bring the 4 person instead of the 2 person then!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 09, 2009, 12:31:08 AM
I can provide.

You lending out your assless chaps again?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 12:53:43 AM
Thanks a lot, you spoiled the surprise.

Now I WANT to shoot you...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 09, 2009, 12:59:03 AM
It's not so much loaning as he puts them on you when you're too drunk to resist, anyway.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 09, 2009, 01:45:58 AM
Thanks a lot, you spoiled the surprise.

Now I WANT to shoot you...

Well, it'd be no fun if your heart wasnt really in it.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 09, 2009, 02:14:56 AM
plaid i can do, but i have no leather

Nothing that's not pre-cut into strips and attached to a stick ....
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: underclass on March 09, 2009, 08:39:28 AM
once my wife is fully subsidizing my existence I'm there!


ie, not this year sorry. But post pics ya'll
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 09, 2009, 09:06:06 AM
or one of us can pick you up, lucas. it's bwi, a 15 minute drive. bwi, if anyone has plaid or striped or solid pj pants, bring them. also, perhaps a thermal to wear under the tunic which we will provide. libertine, about what size are you? wear plain shoes, ie, brown or black. this is starting to sound great!

Motherfucker, I only have polka dots and prints! I wish I could have gone  >:(
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 09:07:09 AM
It's not for three weeks. Who are you anyway?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 09, 2009, 09:16:04 AM
I'm the dude who likes the fatties. Who are you?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 09:17:33 AM
Yer stealin my gig, man...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
Hey Zooms, someday in a couple of years I'll make it down to one of these things!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 09, 2009, 09:25:46 AM
I hope we go, I am looking forward to this. It will be fun.

But may I ask what's up with the required dressing?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 09:28:31 AM
Celts don't wear PJs with Hello Kitty on them.

Duh.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 09:29:18 AM
Hey, what time is the orgy?

Maybe I can make it down for that part.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 09, 2009, 09:32:02 AM
Hey Tricky, you'd be pretty hot if you were chubby! I've got some discrescionary income and could send you a few bags of groceries if you'd be into that sort of thing  :o
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 09, 2009, 09:33:57 AM
I'll take free groceries, but I'm not into being chubby. So sorry, random dude...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 09, 2009, 09:36:18 AM
How about if we just get you "thick". Yeah, that would be hot. More cushin for pushin!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 09, 2009, 09:41:14 AM
I'm the dude who likes the fatties. Who are you?
HUH?
Big girls are awesome! (http://www.redtube.com/8033)

Holy Christ on a crutch! Why would you do that to us?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 09:46:03 AM
He said he likes fatties, not beasts. Those are Zoomie's fetish.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 09:50:12 AM
I hope we go, I am looking forward to this. It will be fun.

But may I ask what's up with the required dressing?

OK serious answer. We are a band of 6th century Celts on the run from from the Roman Empire. It's an SCA-type thing. Whenever possible, we live, camp, dress and eat as they did. And we celebrate the days of the earth, the equinoxes and the solstices and so forth. You're hot as a zombie, you'd make a perfect Celtic sword woman...

So we play on the beach and in the water all day Sat. Probably get a game of happy hour tag going. You take a large pitcher of mixed beverage, put it in a sealable container, throw it out in the middle of the Potomac. The object is to sail up, grab it from the water, take a drink, lose it and toss it back without ramming another boat. And other reindeer games.

Break for dinner at dusk. Potluck. Bring a block of cheese and a loaf of bread or the like, who (besides me) really cooks anymore?

Ceremony is fairly simple, we circle around a fire, pass a staff and you introduce yourself. Then, since Spring equinox is usually presided by Aila, the Persian short person, we just over 9 small fires to cleanse the demons of the long winter or some such ancient tradition. Then the druid gives thanks and we pass a cup and you give your thoughts on the return of Spring. Then we're going to kill Aila and drag her small body away and when we resurrect her she will be one of us. Meantime there be lots of consumption going on.

Later, we take the SS Manfrog to the Island where we make dirty shadowpuppets on a huge cross that faces Virginia.

Sunday we get over the hangover and sail, sun, hang out. Steeleye makes pancakes. I think his boys and I are going to launch Estes rockets. I overpowered one yesterday and it was never seen again. Probably in LGSO. Take down, pack up, clean up later.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 09:51:57 AM
Quote
Dixon Magina

I vote for Joe.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 09, 2009, 09:52:53 AM
Did Celts from 1500 years ago have rockets?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 09:53:29 AM
Celts don't wear PJs with Hello Kitty on them.

Duh.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 09:53:53 AM
If there had been rockets, Celts would have had them
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 09, 2009, 09:54:39 AM
Quote
Dixon Magina

I vote for Joe.

Nah, I dont think so... Joe was there when The Geeks ex told me the Rape Barn story.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 09:55:27 AM
Detail details...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 09:56:27 AM
Did Celts from 1500 years ago have rockets?

(http://www.cackaloo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/celt.jpg)

This is a burn picture, but just for the record if this is what you guys are planning on doing then I'm totally there.

PS: I think the Chinese had rockets 1500 years ago and even used them as weapons.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 09, 2009, 09:57:19 AM
I'm actually thinking Dixon Magina is Eddo... but no talk of anus.

Ok that blows my theory.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 09, 2009, 09:59:39 AM
sail

SS Manfrog

I get seasick. Hmm. I don't know if it'd be a problem on a sailboat though... but everytime I've been deep sea fishing I was miserable.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 10:03:24 AM
This is just a slow flowing river. I mean yeah, eitje got seasick, but he's a big (and I mean tall, of course) pussy from the middle of Texas. He probably pukes at the sight of a bathtub...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 10:11:01 AM
You're not going to confirm OR deny naked chicks painted red with torches?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 10:13:48 AM
No I'm not going to acknowledge you or your silly and incorrect ideas of what happens at our gatherings.

Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 10:17:40 AM
And everyone knows that Celts paint themselves blue, not red.
(http://blog.americanfeast.com/images/Braveheart.jpg)
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 10:19:12 AM
Dude, that shit is bad ass.

Are you seriously telling me that if there was a SCA cabal that did shit like that picture above you wouldn't totally be there?

I'm not saying your thing doesn't sound like fun, wreckless drunken sailboating is certainly something I'd like to take a part in but jesus christ man, drunken naked Celtic bitches.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 09, 2009, 10:20:52 AM
And everyone knows that Celts paint themselves blue, not red.
(http://blog.americanfeast.com/images/Braveheart.jpg)


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_drqO7qJ_y4o/SDH-Vm7uIDI/AAAAAAAAB8A/K7Dpj4WWloI/s320/gwen.jpg)
I thought it was green.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 10:21:33 AM
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of drunken naked Celtic bitches.

PS- Yeah, Pennsic rocks.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 10:22:44 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_drqO7qJ_y4o/SDH-Vm7uIDI/AAAAAAAAB8A/K7Dpj4WWloI/s320/gwen.jpg)
I thought it was green.

Green is for Welsh fags.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: underclass on March 09, 2009, 10:25:32 AM
I clearly need to line up my next corporate-waste-of-company-profit trip with one of these festivals of awesomeness.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 10:43:01 AM
Oh yeah. Leah's totally making fun of me for wanting to go to Pennsic.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 10:44:01 AM
Man, Mel Gibson could so totally get laid at Pennsic.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 11:34:58 AM
Oh yeah. Leah's totally making fun of me for wanting to go to Pennsic.

I'm fairly certain she needs no reason and little prompting...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: psychopathetic on March 09, 2009, 11:58:29 AM
i hate you guys.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 12:15:32 PM
Oh yeah. Leah's totally making fun of me for wanting to go to Pennsic.

I'm fairly certain she needs no reason and little prompting...

Ha ha.

The conversation went something like this:

Me: So, you know that Pennsic thing that Zoomie goes to?
Her: Uh, yeah. It's like this giant orgy for fat people.
Me: Why would  you say that?
Her: Because I knew a bunch of poeple who would always go to it and they were all huge fatties that would have orgies there. You don't want to go to that do you! Ha ha! You are such a nerd!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 09, 2009, 12:20:10 PM
Did Celts from 1500 years ago have rockets?

(http://www.cackaloo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/celt.jpg)

This is a burn picture, but just for the record if this is what you guys are planning on doing then I'm totally there.

PS: I think the Chinese had rockets 1500 years ago and even used them as weapons.

That picture is from the Edinbourgh's Beltane festival. Apparently thousands attend.

I know where I'm going some day.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 12:24:23 PM
Beltaine is different. It's the festival of fertiliy after all. Naked jumping over a bonfire is fun.

But yeah, there are some fatties at Pennsic.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: The Geek on March 09, 2009, 05:46:40 PM
better watch out, krnsa. i thought we figured out that your dick shoots out liquid heroin, thus making all the bitches addicted... you want all those hoes clawing at you?

Count Detroit and I out of this one, we have to work that day, sadly!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 05:56:38 PM
You might miss a surprise guest...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tulip on March 09, 2009, 05:58:38 PM
there are no 'costumes' involved. it's just a different style of clothing, called garb. it's not like we're wearing masks and crap from walmart. i will have made most of the garb we'll be lending out. it's totally comfortable stuff--loose tunics and gowns. i like it better than regular clothes for the comfort factor. krsna, we're going to get you to come to one of these things one of these days. and you'd love pennsic---yeah there are some huge people there, but not many down in the bog, where we are. it's too far for their fat asses to walk to the vending. pennsic=week or more of nighttime drunkenness and daytime lounging in hammocks. how is that not fun???
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: The Geek on March 09, 2009, 06:01:42 PM
zoomie, its no surprise that Thrash won't show.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 09, 2009, 06:09:19 PM
OK.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 09, 2009, 09:26:49 PM
This is just a slow flowing river. I mean yeah, eitje got seasick, but he's a big (and I mean tall, of course) pussy from the middle of Texas. He probably pukes at the sight of a bathtub...

Yeah, I'm not sure what happened there.  I think it was too much sun, actually, not the boat.

Of course, there's really only one way to test that theory.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 09, 2009, 09:29:56 PM
Count Detroit and I out of this one, we have to work that day, sadly!

OH MAN, I HOPE NO ONE ELSE THAT I'VE GIVEN FREE SHIT TO DECIDES TO FLAKE OUT.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 10, 2009, 01:46:19 AM
zoomie, its no surprise that Thrash won't show.

Always calling me out ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 10, 2009, 07:08:42 AM
Its a national passtime... like baseball and crack whores...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 10, 2009, 07:11:10 AM
Isn't it cute when I say something and everyone thinks it's about Dave. It wasn't.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 10, 2009, 07:19:52 AM
Did you say something about Dave?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 10, 2009, 09:07:05 AM
You might miss a surprise guest...

What Zoomie means is that he got his script of Viagra filled and he's planning on bringing back Mr. Happy that weekend.

It's been a looooong time  ;)
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 10, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk270/missemu/sexy.jpg)
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 10, 2009, 07:16:53 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/Zoomie/Porch.jpg)
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 10, 2009, 08:18:36 PM
Arrive:
2:45 p.m.
Fri., Mar. 27, 2009
 
Depart:
3:28 p.m.
Mon., Mar. 30, 2009
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 10, 2009, 08:57:04 PM
Wow. Great photo Zooms. That's the first picture I've seen of everyone all together where it doesn't just look like 8 people sleeping in the same room at a ghetto Ramada Inn and drinking Malibu out of plastic flip-cups. A porch. That's classy stuff, man. I'm a porch proponent. Whose place is that then?

Also, that is one sexy elbow, Geek.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 10, 2009, 08:58:51 PM
Whose place is that then?

That's Steeleye's beachhouse.
Zoomie built that porch!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 10, 2009, 08:59:18 PM
Belongs to my good friend Steeleye. He and I built it two Springs ago. It's nearly as big as the rest of the house.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: underclass on March 10, 2009, 10:13:55 PM
I'm friends with geek's friends.

Are they married yet? They had major parents-are-religious issues as far as I remember. I *believe* the girl is called Holly.... tip of the tongue stuff though
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 10, 2009, 10:22:21 PM
Yes I believe you're correct.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 11, 2009, 05:01:26 AM
Wow. Great photo Zooms. That's the first picture I've seen of everyone all together where it doesn't just look like 8 people sleeping in the same room at a ghetto Ramada Inn and drinking Malibu out of plastic flip-cups. A porch. That's classy stuff, man. I'm a porch proponent. Whose place is that then?

You mean like this?
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/50/2005wtphilly0031.jpg)
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 11, 2009, 08:51:29 AM
That's a mid-level Ramada Inn and this is obviously before anyone had the idea to buy the Malibu but yeah more or less. I see no professional looking porch, no cooler presumably filled with beer, and most of all no little labels so I have no idea whose elbows are whose.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 11, 2009, 09:04:15 AM
Not bad, but it was actually the morning after the night before mentioned in some other thread here...

On the bed, in no particular order, Carolyn, Mello, Joe, Tulip and some fat Aussie bloke in a shirt that said REDNECK.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 11, 2009, 09:13:51 AM
Just so we're clear I'm mainly just kidding about the overall ghettoness. I'm usually the one suggesting that we save the extra $5 and search for an EconoLodge. Still I do like a place with a lawn and fresh air.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 11, 2009, 09:20:13 AM
You know, for a place right next to the airport, that place wasnt too bad for noise.

And I could get pornography just down the road.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 11, 2009, 01:31:52 PM
Meh. It was a little ghetto. Denny's was close, titty bars weren't. But a good time was had by all. Thirty more seconds of prodding and krsna would have convinced me to wake up Joe and Carolyn with a brick of firecrackers he/I/someone brought. Then we'd have all been thrown off the premises... BFD.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 11, 2009, 03:16:30 PM
Man, what a great time that was. I was already shit faced by the time Mosh got there.  You should have thrown the fireworks in the room. Weren't we leaving in a couple of hours anyway?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 11, 2009, 06:09:09 PM
Yup. We were. Without the help of the local police or burn marks on the carpet.

Now if that shit had happened the night before it would have been cool. Morning after destruction is not cool. Nothing to blame the asshattery on.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 11, 2009, 06:27:36 PM
Speaking of, I'm planning to bring more fireworks.  I haven't set any off since last time I was there. 
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 11, 2009, 06:34:56 PM
WWAAAAAAAAAAYYYY ahead of you brah... :D
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: FAH-Q on March 11, 2009, 09:18:10 PM
Two things occur to me regarding board members visiting each other/getting together and dressing like Celts etc.

1. I'm kind of a fuckin' lamer for never having visited any of you except Pepper and Carolyn, when both our OzKiwi pals have already.

2. You're all fuckin' lamers for never having visited me, considering I live in the fuckin' Caribbean.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 11, 2009, 09:42:53 PM
I agree... but cost is the big killer... it aint cheap getting from the US to Antigua.

I'd love to visit if it were cheaper and a bit easier.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 11, 2009, 09:52:01 PM
I'd visit if I could get a sailboat that's worth a crap. Gave the big one away today.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: FAH-Q on March 11, 2009, 10:01:45 PM
I agree... but cost is the big killer... it aint cheap getting from the US to Antigua.

Or vice-versa. And I know how multi-destination holidays go, dude. Between cost and spending practically a whole day getting here and then another getting back, it's a pretty difficult proposition. But the door's always open for ya (most of youse guys, actually). If you can make it down, you got a place to stay, and 16 years' worth of inside info about the cool shit to do/see/drink/smoke on this rock.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: underclass on March 11, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
I've been saying this for a while but I'm closer to making that trip. Hopefully soon if things turn out right. I'll try to time it with an international cricket tour.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 11, 2009, 10:43:29 PM
2. You're all fuckin' lamers for never having visited me, considering I live in the fuckin' Caribbean.

As far as I can tell, there's one Continental flight that goes from the US to Antigua, and it flies out of Newark.
However, it looks like I can get a ticket to Antigua for about the price of a ticket to any other place in Latin America.  That's intriguing.
What is Antigua like in August?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: underclass on March 12, 2009, 01:45:23 AM
3 peeps have made it here to Japan too, woot.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 12, 2009, 03:47:51 AM
2. You're all fuckin' lamers for never having visited me, considering I live in the fuckin' Caribbean.

As far as I can tell, there's one Continental flight that goes from the US to Antigua, and it flies out of Newark.
However, it looks like I can get a ticket to Antigua for about the price of a ticket to any other place in Latin America.  That's intriguing.
What is Antigua like in August?

Hmmm this intrigues me also... whats the damage?
I've been planning to take a year off and work in the UK or Europe for 6 months... but that's been put on hold until 2010 at the earliest. That would be the perfect time to visit Si...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Wozzeck on March 12, 2009, 06:59:14 AM
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/28/l_07cb7583e0cc4c07a9be5d0382f24408.jpg)

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/7/l_fa1bf9552f9d472e800a7bb8193ae9eb.jpg)

Why didn't anyone get photos of the Baltimore porn-model party/Great Kentucky Fried Chicken Fight?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 12, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
As far as I can tell, there's one Continental flight that goes from the US to Antigua, and it flies out of Newark.

Woah really? I should visit Si. Apparently NJ is kinda cool afterall.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 12, 2009, 09:25:37 AM
Si, I don't think that a day goes by when I don't think about how awesome it would be to go visit Antigua. Someday, when I'm not poor anymore, I'm gonna totally do it!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 12, 2009, 12:32:11 PM
Apparently NJ is kinda cool afterall.

Just because there's an exitway for the rats to flee doesn't mean the sinking ship is cool.
I say this with love. I always grow to love the places I live.
If NJ didn't exist, would Kevin Smith?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 12, 2009, 12:36:39 PM
When I say kinda I mean... like 5% cool.

I'll admit I haven't seen much of it though. There may be nicer areas. The area where I live is craptastic. People let their pitbulls (seems like there is a requirement to own a pitbull if you live in my area) shit all over the sidewalk and don't clean it up. EVER. There is a really cool bar in the next town over, and there is a Chili's with 45 year old balding men in polyester suits that probably want to buy C and I some drinks, though... win win win!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 12, 2009, 12:47:10 PM
Trust me I live in a worse part.
Seriously this place has touches of Sarajevo, Chernobyl, and London circa 28 Days Later.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 13, 2009, 03:44:38 AM
Melbourne has none of these things.

I'm missing out.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: underclass on March 13, 2009, 04:30:27 AM
yes, but you have ACDC lane
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 13, 2009, 05:17:32 AM
I was down in AC/DC lane on the weekend with one of your compatriots...

She was a serious space cadet... but next time youre here, we're going to the Cherry Bar.
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/451/imgp5247.jpg)
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: underclass on March 13, 2009, 06:02:04 AM
Done

It doesn't take a lot to get me to The Cherry Bar on ACDC Lane
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 13, 2009, 09:07:39 AM
Man, I gotta to to Australia.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 13, 2009, 09:10:04 AM
women in australia are GIGANTIC.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 13, 2009, 09:46:25 AM
Women in NJ are TRASHY. Including C and myself.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 13, 2009, 09:48:22 AM
You say that like it's a bad thing...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 13, 2009, 10:11:17 AM
C and I are good trashy... the rest are bad trashy. :)
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 13, 2009, 02:28:07 PM
Man, I gotta to to Australia.
Agreed. It sounds like many political decisions are made in the interest of hilarity.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Dixon Magina on March 13, 2009, 02:57:54 PM
Man, did you see that New Zealand's Prime Minister is on Flight of the Conchords? His name's Brian.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 13, 2009, 06:15:41 PM
New Zealand finally got a woman Prime Minister, after dumping Helen Clarke.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 13, 2009, 06:53:47 PM
I have a love/hate with Jersey girls ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 13, 2009, 07:02:55 PM
Women in NJ are TRASHY. Including C and myself.

Everything in NJ is trashy.  By definition.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 13, 2009, 08:34:42 PM
New Zealand finally got a woman Prime Minister, after dumping Helen Clarke.
They trust women over there? Weird. I mean a black man is one thing. He is, after all, a man. But a woman? That's just too much.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 13, 2009, 08:45:25 PM
Your misogyny intrigues me. Please come to Equinox.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 13, 2009, 09:03:45 PM
Women in NJ are TRASHY. Including C and myself.

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=408
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 13, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
Your misogyny intrigues me. Please come to Equinox.
Man, I'd love to honestly but I'm living hand to mouth these days and I'm just way too behind in my work. I don't mean to pull a Thrash/Eitje but it'll have to be a "one of these days..." for now.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 13, 2009, 11:28:24 PM
It's cool. There will be another time.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 13, 2009, 11:37:15 PM
C & I aren't going after all. So sorry.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 14, 2009, 12:39:31 AM
People are pulling out of this faster than bagman!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 14, 2009, 02:06:45 AM
Who's still in?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Wozzeck on March 14, 2009, 03:27:21 AM
Fuck you clowns for talking shit about my state.

I mean, from a fucking Californian? How many of you goddamn people did I see every year, SUVs all crashed into trees at the first sign of snow, transmission parts everywhere from when they threw it into 4WD at 60 mph.

All dragging their asses at work everyday, all responding to instructions with, "But I don't know how to do that!"

Terrible.

Just terrible.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Zoomie on March 14, 2009, 08:40:52 AM
Getting me in serious trouble, I promised new women who would dance slow together and make out for us...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Tru on March 14, 2009, 09:44:42 AM
What the fuck does California have to do with it?

At least we have snow and everything else too!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 14, 2009, 09:55:42 AM
I could probably write 10 pages about why CA sucks, but I won't.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 14, 2009, 10:45:17 AM
Man, California is where every piece of shit retard who can't get their life together flees to thinking somehow things are going to magically work for them all of a sudden. Never mind the fact that they are irresponsible, half retarded fuck ups.

I'd love to live in a state like that. NOT!
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: underclass on March 14, 2009, 11:16:38 AM
San Fran is a nice city though, seriously
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 14, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
San Diego is also nice (to visit for 3 or 4 days).

LA, stay far far away from it.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 14, 2009, 04:09:41 PM
Agreed ...

Anyway, to quote myself ...
Who's still in?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 14, 2009, 04:36:23 PM
I:

1)  am not a ditcher
2)  already have plane tickets
3)  look forward to relaxing for a few days

So, I am.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: FAH-Q on March 14, 2009, 06:44:06 PM
In response to a few pages ago... August here is hot as fuck. But the water is beautiful and clear, and there's carnival at the end of July/beginning of August, which I avoid like the plague. There's usually a pretty good social scene that time of the year cuz lots of people are back from school or work for the summer.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 14, 2009, 07:56:24 PM
Is it hot as fuck or just really humid and low-mid 30's?

Coz thats not real comfortable, but its also isnt that hot.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: FAH-Q on March 14, 2009, 07:57:50 PM
Yeah, it pretty much never gets hotter than the mid-30s here. Very humid though.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 14, 2009, 08:02:46 PM
30's ...
Shit ...

The 30's here BLOW ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 14, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
We're talking Celcius.

You know that, right?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 14, 2009, 09:05:10 PM
Yes. I was saying ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: psychopathetic on March 14, 2009, 09:46:46 PM
Man, California is where every piece of shit retard who can't get their life together flees to thinking somehow things are going to magically work for them all of a sudden. Never mind the fact that they are irresponsible, half retarded fuck ups.

I'd love to live in a state like that. NOT!

only like half those pieces of shit go to cali. some flee to the east coast and some to canada. some just shoot themselves.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 15, 2009, 07:52:14 AM
Quote
Dixon Magina

I vote for Joe.

Wrong.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 16, 2009, 12:49:08 AM
i'm not going if the girls aren't going ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 16, 2009, 01:01:39 AM
i'm not going if the girls aren't going ...
I hate you.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 16, 2009, 05:48:45 PM
hahahaha ....
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tulip on March 16, 2009, 07:23:06 PM
so, it's eitje, the so-called "ditcher", who is coming to equinox. are you still coming, emp
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 16, 2009, 09:23:43 PM
Yes!

I have a test that morning, then I'll head down.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 16, 2009, 10:11:24 PM
so, it's eitje, the so-called "ditcher", who is coming to equinox. are you still coming, emp

I've never ditched!  :P
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 16, 2009, 11:40:55 PM
Hahahaha ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tulip on March 17, 2009, 04:26:52 PM
hey, i'm on your side. i said you were 'so called'
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 17, 2009, 09:32:01 PM
hey, i'm on your side. i said you were 'so called'

thank you!
I'm looking forward to seeing you, miss tulip.
At least I'll have you all to myself, since no one else is showing up!  :P
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 18, 2009, 02:00:16 AM
That makes DVDAs tough, you know ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 18, 2009, 09:23:28 AM
That makes DVDAs tough, you know ...

don't talk about tulip like that!   >:(

......or were you talking about me.....?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 18, 2009, 09:44:37 AM
Oh now I really wish I was going, me and tulip could DVDA eitje.

C and I want to visit Si. Right C?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 18, 2009, 10:00:24 AM
Oh now I really wish I was going, me and tulip could DVDA eitje.

You act like I'd let you.  :P
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 18, 2009, 10:00:40 AM
C and I want to visit Si. Right C?
I understand that there's an ancient ritual requiring human sacrifice and chanting to summon C to these boards.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: underclass on March 18, 2009, 10:09:08 AM
make a thread about ireland or cider and you'll be beating her away with reeds
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 18, 2009, 10:39:04 AM
make a thread about ireland or cider and you'll be beating her away with reeds

It's true
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Thrash on March 19, 2009, 10:31:22 AM
C and I want to visit Si. Right C?

This'd be tough to understand if said aloud ...
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tulip on March 19, 2009, 09:54:43 PM
looking forward to the weekend & your visit too eitje! i have to work like crazy that week to get schoolwork done before hand
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 20, 2009, 10:13:16 AM
Hmm. If I come to this thing alone on a bus and only get there at 12pm on Saturday and leave at 12pm on Sunday that's lame and completely pointless right?

How far is Baltimore from the location of Spring Equinox?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 20, 2009, 11:31:39 AM
I think it takes ~ 1.5-2 hours?

That's about how long I've stayed previously when I've had other commitments.  It's just the driving back Sunday morning part that usually really sucks.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 20, 2009, 11:36:38 AM
Oh ok. That is pretty far. Well I give up then, I'll be at the next one.   :-\

Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tulip on March 20, 2009, 04:42:58 PM
yeah it's about 1 1/2 hours' drive. coming home sunday only sucks cause you don't want to come home.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 20, 2009, 06:43:31 PM
Well, because you don't want to come home AND because the morning sun is murder on a hang over.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 20, 2009, 10:46:44 PM
Oh ok. That is pretty far. Well I give up then...

 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 21, 2009, 12:48:54 PM
hahaha yeah I suck.
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 21, 2009, 10:51:02 PM
yeah I suck.

 ???
 :o
 :-X
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: mosh on March 22, 2009, 12:13:26 AM
37???
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 22, 2009, 12:52:16 AM
In a row?
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 22, 2009, 10:45:59 AM
???
 :o
 :-X

not that way you sick fuck
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 22, 2009, 11:05:29 AM
 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: tricky on March 22, 2009, 12:19:39 PM
haha
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: punkallstar on March 22, 2009, 12:27:18 PM
Quote
I understand that there's an ancient ritual requiring human sacrifice and chanting to summon C to these boards.

the sacrifice has been made.  HI!  i am drinking decaf tea (there's a chance it's from the 1980s, something dodgy is up with it) and working. 

next weekend i have to skip cos i will work so i can have the weekend following clear for emp's trip up here.  plus i need to (continue) looking for a job for next fall.

i lead an exciting life.  in other news, i've drank a lot of whiskey this week and it was all really fantastic. 
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: taiko on March 22, 2009, 07:15:14 PM
Quote
I understand that there's an ancient ritual requiring human sacrifice and chanting to summon C to these boards.

the sacrifice has been made.  HI!  i am drinking decaf tea (there's a chance it's from the 1980s, something dodgy is up with it) and working. 

my eyes tricked me, and i originally read "fecal" instead of "decaf".  :-/
Title: Re: Spring Equinox Invitation
Post by: Doormouse on March 22, 2009, 08:28:27 PM
Freudian dyslexia?