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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM

Title: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM

I just pooped.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 10:38:13 AM

Well duh, it's 10:30.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 11:48:46 AM

Fascist.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 01:26:40 PM

I'm sure everyone appreciates getting paid to shit.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: hip on August 28, 2009, 01:36:14 PM

not you, though, unless you and your mom have some deal worked out that we don't know about.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 01:39:49 PM

My mom?  I don't do business with her.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 02:23:47 PM

You don't do business with anyone except the corner pharmacy and the guy who stands in front of it.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 02:39:39 PM

Not accurate.....though he does get a substantial ratio of my business.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 02:49:31 PM

Truth is represented my a majority percentage of the facts.  So it's accurate enough.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: mosh on August 28, 2009, 08:13:19 PM

Quote from: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM

I just pooped.

Do you have documentary evidence of this?

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 08:57:13 PM

You can find that shit (oh look, a pun) all over the interwebs, Mosh.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Pressed_Rat on August 28, 2009, 08:59:38 PM

I prefer to take a crap later in the day.  I lose all confidence walking around with a tainted bunghole.  If I must go in the morning, I make sure it's before I shower.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 09:03:44 PM

Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Pressed_Rat on August 28, 2009, 09:07:09 PM

Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on August 28, 2009, 09:03:44 PM

Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?

I am a pro at wiping.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 09:08:21 PM

Mysophobia it is.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Pressed_Rat on August 28, 2009, 09:11:40 PM

Nah, mostly just OCD.

Title: Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 09:17:13 PM

Mysophobia is a very common symptom of OCD.