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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Enraged Angel on August 28, 2009, 05:57:16 PM

Title: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Enraged Angel on August 28, 2009, 05:57:16 PM
Who here do you feel are the most suck ass posters of all time?

Who deserves the medal of dishonor for being the most suck ass ass-hat of them all?
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 05:58:50 PM
My money goes on anybody making a clone of a HF thread about personality.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 05:59:39 PM
Well she is with the king of pseudo cerebral thought...
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 06:00:45 PM
Fair Point. No Excuse.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Enraged Angel on August 28, 2009, 06:02:14 PM
I'm so tired of the fucking HF talk, if I wanted to talk about that place, I'd go there and talk about it.

Jesus fucking christ.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 06:04:47 PM
Then, next time, DONT POST A CLONE OF A HF THREAD. Idiot.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Zoomie on August 28, 2009, 06:09:53 PM
Then, next time, DONT POST A CLONE OF A HF THREAD. Idiot.

And if you didn't fucking LIVE THERE you'd be none the wiser, right?
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Nitya on August 28, 2009, 06:11:55 PM
I noticed too and my vote goes to EA.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 06:29:38 PM
I vote Eddo36 or Ruthless1
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Pressed_Rat on August 28, 2009, 06:32:14 PM
You're all a bunch of cocksuckers.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 06:34:13 PM
Sam the Eagle "You Are All Weirdos!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM#normal)
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 06:41:44 PM
Then, next time, DONT POST A CLONE OF A HF THREAD. Idiot.

And if you didn't fucking LIVE THERE you'd be none the wiser, right?

I dont live there, Gramps. You need to keep up.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Lucky on August 28, 2009, 06:51:10 PM
Am I the only one who thought there'd be more of Zoomie's de-motivational posters in this thread?

Do I really have to memorize all the new ppl's screen names and not open any threads that they start? That seems like way more effort than just banning them all.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 07:01:21 PM
Hahahaha
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: mosh on August 28, 2009, 08:01:25 PM
I vote Mosh...
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: ttfg on August 28, 2009, 08:04:12 PM
You cant vote for alters.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: underclass on August 28, 2009, 08:07:35 PM
Krsna is such a flaming homosexual, worst poster of all time.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Enraged Angel on August 28, 2009, 08:17:13 PM
That's funny, seems you guys must visit there enough to know what posts are posted...

I'll assume that you are all suck ass posters then, based on the answers in the thread and apparently you all suck so bad that not one of you is worse then the others.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: underclass on August 28, 2009, 08:20:17 PM
Krsna is such a flaming homosexual, worst poster of all time.

That's funny, seems you guys must visit there enough to know what posts are posted...

I'll assume that you are all suck ass posters then, based on the answers in the thread and apparently you all suck so bad that not one of you is worse then the others.

Krsna's still the biggest fag, and that's saying something folks
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Enraged Angel on August 28, 2009, 08:25:26 PM
Krsna is such a flaming homosexual, worst poster of all time.

That's funny, seems you guys must visit there enough to know what posts are posted...

I'll assume that you are all suck ass posters then, based on the answers in the thread and apparently you all suck so bad that not one of you is worse then the others.

Krsna's still the biggest fag, and that's saying something folks

What?  that they are a fag?  Could be worse, they could be you.  :D
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Drugmoth on August 28, 2009, 08:59:51 PM
ZOMG BURN! ^5
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 28, 2009, 11:35:13 PM
Nick, such naughty talk!
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: mosh on August 28, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
You cant vote for alters.

Why not?
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Lothar on August 29, 2009, 06:38:20 AM
This thread turned out to be limper than krsna's wrist.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 07:25:39 AM
But was it as languid....as prodigiously enervated....as sublimely fucking lax as the majesty that is BAGMAN'S WRIST?.?.?










Only a madman would make such a claim.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Strawberry SancheZ on August 29, 2009, 10:41:56 AM
people who make these fagatron threads are generally the most suck ass posters...especially when they make a lot of them in different places.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 29, 2009, 10:51:48 AM
you go girlfriend!  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: hip on August 29, 2009, 03:44:40 PM
people who make these fagatron threads are generally the most suck ass posters...especially when they make a lot of them in different places.

whoever you are, your post indicates that you are less "suck ass" than enragedangel (by the way: super cool screen name!).

*edited for cruel content
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Strawberry SancheZ on August 29, 2009, 04:52:40 PM
everyone loves cockNspiel, it just rolls off the tongue like nice warm jizz.

Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: hip on August 29, 2009, 06:07:30 PM
i prefer to let it slide down the tongue to the throat, as opposed to off the tongue. that's wasteful. i need all the protein i can get.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Strawberry SancheZ on August 29, 2009, 06:11:47 PM
i have an eating disorder so i'm a spitter...gotta be watchin those calories right?!
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 06:28:09 PM
i prefer to let it slide down the tongue to the throat, as opposed to off the tongue. that's wasteful. i need all the protein i can get.

You gave me boner.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 07:07:03 PM
Youse two is teh funneh. TGK calling EA repetitive. Kettle, you is a negro.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Enraged Angel on August 30, 2009, 06:52:25 AM
people who make these fagatron threads are generally the most suck ass posters...especially when they make a lot of them in different places.

You're the first person here I chose to suck my cock....

especially since sloppy seconds would only satisfy you.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 30, 2009, 11:07:08 AM
You don't have a cock, you have a vagina little girl. One that's always either filled with cock, or spitting out children.

None of us are going to suck on your cum stained play doh baby-makin' fun factory. Sorry, but look at the bright side... I'm sure there's a Juggalo somewhere who'll be happy to be your next baby daddy.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Zoomie on August 30, 2009, 11:11:05 AM
She already got one. At least one. And he's the whiny bitch in that relationship.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: fyrenza on August 30, 2009, 02:27:59 PM
i prefer to let it slide down the tongue to the throat, as opposed to off the tongue. that's wasteful. i need all the protein i can get.

WHOA!  Hold EVERYthing!!

Is cum allowed on your Vegan diet??




Makes sense, though ~ it IS "seed," eh?


You don't have a cock, you have a vagina little girl. One that's always either filled with cock, or spitting out children.

None of us are going to suck on your cum stained play doh baby-makin' fun factory. Sorry, but look at the bright side... I'm sure there's a Juggalo somewhere who'll be happy to be your next baby daddy.

OMG!!!  ROFLMAO!!!
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: hip on August 31, 2009, 11:18:46 AM
cum is most certainly allowed in my vegan diet. i spend half of my sex life with a cock in my mouth. that would not only be a waste of protein, but a lot of wasted effort. i work hard for it, dammit.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Doormouse on August 31, 2009, 12:33:48 PM
Same argument as that which requires you to hunt and kill your own meat if you wish to partake.
If you hunt down some fine cock, I don't think there's anyone who would say you weren't entitled to the fruit of your efforts, hip.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: hip on August 31, 2009, 02:25:38 PM
as i use just what my momma gave me in my dilligent oral efforts, so should omnivores use just their bare hands, feet, and teeth as weapons to hunt and kill the beasts they want to use for nourishment.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: hip on August 31, 2009, 02:28:46 PM
[serious emo crap] did I mention i'm liking you more and more? [/serious emo crap]
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: fyrenza on August 31, 2009, 09:48:22 PM
DoorMouse?

Or...

<GASP!>

(gulp...)

me?
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: mosh on August 31, 2009, 10:49:19 PM
Both... in a 3 way
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: fyrenza on August 31, 2009, 10:58:52 PM
OOOooo!

Does this mean the "interlude stories" are back ON???

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: FAH-Q on September 01, 2009, 01:33:11 AM
Suck-ass poster:

(http://www.squidvsunicorn.com/wp-content/HanginThereMP.jpg)
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Wozzeck on September 01, 2009, 01:44:24 AM
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so should omnivores use just their bare hands, feet, and teeth as weapons to hunt and kill the beasts they want to use for nourishment.

 I have hunted. I have killed animals, myself. I have buried dogs and butchered deer.

 Have you ever worked on a farm to grow the shit you eat? Cleared forest (and all the critters which dwell within)? Pulled stumps, boulders, and stones? Set up fence? Plowed the soil (and the fuzzy bunnies which were living therein)? Spread manure? Anything that might have gotten your hands dirty, little princess?
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: FAH-Q on September 01, 2009, 01:53:57 AM
I've baled hay, and I've picked potatoes, and that shit sucks.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: hip on September 01, 2009, 01:17:46 PM
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so should omnivores use just their bare hands, feet, and teeth as weapons to hunt and kill the beasts they want to use for nourishment.

 I have hunted. I have killed animals, myself. I have buried dogs and butchered deer.

Have you ever worked on a farm to grow the shit you eat? Cleared forest (and all the critters which dwell within)? Pulled stumps, boulders, and stones? Set up fence? Plowed the soil (and the fuzzy bunnies which were living therein)? Spread manure? Anything that might have gotten your hands dirty, little princess?

yes, almighty douchebag, i have. get off my back, it makes it tough to roll over onto mine.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Wozzeck on September 01, 2009, 04:10:14 PM
Tell you what...

 In the spirit of civility I will pretend to believe you and stop being a "douchebag".

 All you have to do in return is cease and desist the repetitious smug-cuntery about the things you don't eat.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Drugmoth on September 01, 2009, 05:10:18 PM
It's a bit silly to ask a smug cunt to stop her smug-cuntery.  Might as well go tell an orange to stop being orange.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: hip on September 01, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
You should thank me for my smug cuntness and its ability to help oust some of those hf losers.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Zoomie on September 01, 2009, 08:04:32 PM
"Thank" is such an ambiguous term. Please be more specific.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: underclass on September 01, 2009, 08:07:23 PM
dahahaha
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Doormouse on September 01, 2009, 08:08:57 PM
I'd be willing to put up with a lot of smug cuntness for a bit of snug cuntness. In fact, that perfectly explains my relationship two girls ago.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Lothar on September 02, 2009, 01:57:37 AM
Nations have fallen over the right piece of quim, so putting up with an uppity bitch is considered acceptable.
Title: Re: Suck Ass Posters
Post by: Thrash on September 04, 2009, 04:38:14 PM
Krsna is such a flaming homosexual, worst poster of all time.

That's funny, seems you guys must visit there enough to know what posts are posted...

I'll assume that you are all suck ass posters then, based on the answers in the thread and apparently you all suck so bad that not one of you is worse then the others.

Krsna's still the biggest fag, and that's saying something folks

You forgot to close that with "(_)_)===D" ...