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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 02:43:12 AM

Title: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 02:43:12 AM: is that I then sleep all evening and then end up here all night.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Drugmoth on August 29, 2009, 05:14:31 AM: .....aaaand why is that a problem?
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: fyrenza on August 29, 2009, 12:59:43 PM: Isn't that what ALL good drinkers do???
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 09:11:11 PM: I am a creature of habit and I have a schedule to keep.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Nitya on August 29, 2009, 09:59:56 PM: So drink all day everyday, problem solved.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Zoomie on August 29, 2009, 10:10:15 PM: You are a genius. If I just schedule my drinking and fuck off everything else...

yeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh!
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Nitya on August 29, 2009, 10:25:20 PM: You said you're a creature of habit so just make drinking all day a habit...

Far as the schedule goes, uh... my genius for today is all used up....
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: satori on August 29, 2009, 11:29:05 PM: or you could throw a little upper into the mix?
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: fyrenza on August 30, 2009, 06:44:40 PM: Like 15 to 20 cups of Black COFFEE ~

the clear liquid that keeps on Giving ~

and, come to think of it, Taking ... whatever you'd like to add ... Did i hear you murmur "Irish Coffee, dark brown sugar, fresh cream..."

then roll over and hump the (literal) shit out of my Little Dog?

Cool! Free's me up to make TWO Irish coffees, and get online!
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: satori on August 30, 2009, 09:16:05 PM: jager bombs?

methbombs? x]
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Thrash on September 27, 2009, 05:44:39 PM: CarBombs ...
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Zoomie on September 27, 2009, 05:48:29 PM: Quote from: fyrenza on August 30, 2009, 06:44:40 PM
then roll over and hump the (literal) shit out of my Little Dog?

Cool! Free's me up to make TWO Irish coffees, and get online![/color]

Ohhh missed this one.

Make me an Irish Coffee (no brown sugar, heavy on the Baileys and Jameson) and your dog ain't whats gonna get the shit humped out of it...
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: 13chemicals on October 05, 2009, 12:30:41 AM: Drink beer all day, chase it with an irish car bomb, then do a rail, and you will have unforgettable diarrhea.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: fyrenza on October 19, 2009, 02:21:32 AM: 13: Is that The Voice of Experience, by any chance?

Zoomer: AFTER you wrench the dog out of the way, there are STILL the three cats to contend with, well, Four, if you coun ... Never mind
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Zoomie on October 19, 2009, 07:00:43 PM: Abundance of pussy doesn't bother me.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: underclass on October 20, 2009, 03:11:40 AM: I would like to go sailing with you folk while drinking all day.

It's double safe now that the coast guard is friends with Zoomie
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Zoomie on October 20, 2009, 06:48:35 AM: I did kind of disarm the lads by thanking them for their courteous behavior in the entire affair and telling them that based on my well-spent youth I could vouch that their counterparts in So. Florida would not have been so polite and probably would have conducted their business with Dan and I in irons...

But I tend to be very charming after I've had my dick slapped.

And anyway, as long as the pilot of the boat is sober you can drink as you wish.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: taiko on October 20, 2009, 09:56:18 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on October 20, 2009, 06:48:35 AM
But I tend to be very charming after I've had my dick slapped.

I'm pretty sure that's out of the jurisdiction of the coast guard!
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 20, 2009, 10:29:33 AM: Coast Guard: 28 men go out to sea, 14 couples come home!
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Zoomie on October 20, 2009, 05:49:42 PM: I'm going to fire off a very terse email to their Public Affairs staff and then a nice letter to the editor of the local paper thanking them and the fire department. And apologize that they didn't find the 40 kilos under the battery compartment...
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: ttfg on October 20, 2009, 05:55:13 PM: You need to feed that asian.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Zoomie on October 20, 2009, 06:13:28 PM: Smuggle people? That'd be just wrong.

Force them into slavery as my deck hands? That'd be OK.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Tru on October 22, 2009, 05:11:34 AM: Quote
Like 15 to 20 cups of Black COFFEE ~

the clear liquid that keeps on Giving ~

Ha, reminds me of Germany. Over there at that time (1973-4) we could buy clear liquid Caffeine concentrate over the counter. Came in a small bottle and ten to twenty drops in a glass of water was equivalent to a whole pot of coffee. I really thought I might have a heart attack once. But I was young and healthy at the time so it was easy for me to plow through.

Completely different from crystal meth.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 08:37:45 PM: You might have gotten it confused with your clear drops of GHB ...
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: Tru on October 24, 2009, 12:59:03 AM: No this was pharmaceutical caffeine. Pure and concentrated.
Title: Re: The problem with drinking all day
Post by: fyrenza on October 25, 2009, 03:51:49 PM: The way i see it, the Main prob with drinking all day is

having to PEE all day, AND all night