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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: fyrenza on September 04, 2009, 01:23:00 AM

Title: Drank, and Smoked, ALL of You Under The Table?
Post by: fyrenza on September 04, 2009, 01:23:00 AM

Oh, sure

Let me guess

"Oooo, i have a JOB i have to go to"

or

"Well, yeah, you sorta DID..."

or

"My dog ACCIDENTALLY, while wrAstling, got Herpes of the tongue, SOMEHOW, had to be rushed to the Vet, AND the lingual herpes EXPLAINED, after, of course, i forked up $2000 for the 1st months treatment."

Please.

Title: Re: Drank, and Smoked, ALL of You Under The Table?
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 04, 2009, 09:02:11 AM

Definitely the new Tru.

Title: Re: Drank, and Smoked, ALL of You Under The Table?
Post by: tricky on September 04, 2009, 10:14:50 AM

If Tru and HJ had a baby.

Title: Re: Drank, and Smoked, ALL of You Under The Table?
Post by: underclass on September 04, 2009, 12:25:56 PM

I could drink penis-man under the floor.

his hand-shake would hurt my fingers after though

Title: Re: Drank, and Smoked, ALL of You Under The Table?
Post by: tricky on September 04, 2009, 03:59:43 PM

In response to frazy's original post- are you asking if you could smoke or drink us under the table? me personally, i don't smoke. i don't know how much you drink but I'm sort of a light- to mid-weight when it comes to drinking. i can drink probably 5-6 drinks before i start getting seriously drunk. does this answer your question? or did you even have a question?

Title: Re: Drank, and Smoked, ALL of You Under The Table?
Post by: Doormouse on September 04, 2009, 04:39:24 PM

I thought it was just stream of consciousness.

Title: Re: Drank, and Smoked, ALL of You Under The Table?
Post by: fyrenza on September 04, 2009, 06:15:36 PM

Quote from: tricky on September 04, 2009, 03:59:43 PM

In response to frazy's original post- are you asking if you could smoke or drink us under the table? me personally, i don't smoke. i don't know how much you drink but I'm sort of a light- to mid-weight when it comes to drinking. i can drink probably 5-6 drinks before i start getting seriously drunk. does this answer your question? or did you even have a question?

Nah, i was smoking and drinking that night, and one by one, everyone disappeared to go to bed, until i was the only one left, and

in my addle-pated state,

i saw THAT as me being the baddest BadAss on this forum,

which was GREAT,

until i realized that i was the ONLY BadAss on the forum that was even here

Title: Re: Drank, and Smoked, ALL of You Under The Table?
Post by: ttfg on September 04, 2009, 06:19:05 PM

And that is after the edit.