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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 12:27:49 PM

Title: Business opportunity
Post by: Zoomie on September 06, 2009, 12:27:49 PM: We take this (http://catamaran.homestead.com/) and:

Si is in charge of the casino.
Thrash is in charge of entertainment.
Mosh and Underclass are in charge of financing.
I am the pilot.
Baggie gets hooks for the clients on CL.
Hip and Krsna in charge of the galley.
Geek is in charge of large breast acquisition. Cuz positives attract.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Thrash on September 06, 2009, 12:50:27 PM: Are these included in the ownership papers for 3.6M Euros?

(http://catamaran.homestead.com/HAUMANA_equipage.jpg)
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: daisymae on September 06, 2009, 07:14:04 PM: Sounds like fun...can I come too?
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: mosh on September 06, 2009, 11:10:56 PM: Can we turn it into the Rape Catamaran?
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: bagman on September 06, 2009, 11:24:16 PM: Sorry Danzig, left out again.

You just tell me what you're looking for, and I'll find it on the CL.

"Alright we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy,
hot pussy, red pussy...try a big pussy for a penny...if you can find
cheaper pussy anywhere...FFUUUCCCKKKK IIIIITTTTTT!"
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: 13chemicals on September 06, 2009, 11:33:23 PM: Can I do the secretarial and accounting work? Also I could be in charge of PR. I think hip should be the bar woman and Danzing could be the "party favors" handler.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Wozzeck on September 07, 2009, 12:07:23 AM: Tricky will be the cabin boy.

I'll be the monster that crawls on board at night to drink, defile young daughters, and create murder mysteries for the guests.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: fyrenza on September 07, 2009, 06:00:37 PM: Quote from: daisymae on September 06, 2009, 07:14:04 PM
Sounds like fun...can I come too?

You get to be the stewardess/personal trainer.

Just think of yourself as Double-Mint ~ Two Mints, TWO Mints, TWO MINTS, IN ONE!
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 06:01:40 PM: Fyre is going to double as assistant medical officer and mixologist.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: underclass on September 07, 2009, 07:30:05 PM: I'm working on a capital raising plan to fund the purchase of a super yacht with a group of people I know through an online BBS
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 07:34:07 PM: Ha! Famous last words...
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: ttfg on September 07, 2009, 07:57:19 PM: Buying it is one thing. Running it is another. Just the mooring fees...ouch.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: FAH-Q on September 07, 2009, 08:10:33 PM: Not really.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Zoomie on September 07, 2009, 08:28:52 PM: A nice 16 foot zodiac launch and a let the world be your mooring...
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: FAH-Q on September 07, 2009, 08:35:42 PM: Plus, not everywhere has mooring fees.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: 13chemicals on September 08, 2009, 12:34:54 AM: This idea just seems like it is something from Zoomie's bucket list.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: tricky on September 08, 2009, 12:40:20 AM: Quote from: Wozzeck on September 07, 2009, 12:07:23 AM
Tricky will be the cabin boy.

I'll be the monster that crawls on board at night to drink, defile young daughters, and create murder mysteries for the guests.

Can I wear this?

(http://www.computersmiths.com/treasure/rppc/images/sailor.jpg)

If so, I'm in!

edit: actually I just thought about being on a boat and got mildly nauseous. i'm a land lubber.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Wozzeck on September 08, 2009, 01:04:39 AM: It's not a boat. It's a SHIP!
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: bagman on September 08, 2009, 01:22:31 AM: What is a mooring fee?
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: underclass on September 08, 2009, 02:00:55 AM: it's what you pay to park a large boat somewhere. You should be used to it with some of the women you've been dating
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: 13chemicals on September 08, 2009, 02:05:14 AM: Ouch.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: tricky on September 08, 2009, 09:55:22 AM: Quote from: underclass on September 08, 2009, 02:00:55 AM
it's what you pay to park a large boat somewhere. You should be used to it with some of the women you've been dating

bahahaha
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: (_)_)===D on September 08, 2009, 10:05:13 AM: Can we mount some guns on that bitch?
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Wozzeck on September 08, 2009, 12:18:05 PM: Only if we go black-face and claim to be Somali pirates, according to the whims of international politics.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Zoomie on September 08, 2009, 12:21:43 PM: I was going to make you gimp of security until you went Al Jolson on us...

There will be.50s on every deck and in every locker.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: daisymae on September 09, 2009, 12:29:41 PM: Quote from: underclass on September 07, 2009, 07:30:05 PM
I'm working on a capital raising plan to fund the purchase of a super yacht with a group of people I know through an online BBS

Sounds like a new reality TV series.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: underclass on September 09, 2009, 10:40:38 PM: you think it'll work?
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: 13chemicals on September 10, 2009, 01:33:10 AM: How could it possibly fail? There will be mutiny, yes, but there will also be rum!
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: daisymae on September 10, 2009, 08:02:16 AM: That's it! I'm dressing up as a pirate...
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: hip on September 10, 2009, 05:59:24 PM: i would like to put in a request for change of position. barmaid is a good direction. i would also like to be spa/fitness director. happy endings for all! (performed by tricky).
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: tricky on September 10, 2009, 06:01:41 PM: ew. no! no happy endings for all.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Zoomie on September 10, 2009, 06:30:25 PM: OK, but if you don't cook, you get what we give you, and it's likely to be whatever we can catch on some of these islands. Grilled monkey and feral dog burgers sound good to me but you might feel differently.

So get your scrawny ass back in the galley.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: hip on September 10, 2009, 06:37:23 PM: Quote from: tricky on September 10, 2009, 06:01:41 PM
ew. no! no happy endings for all.
but what about all the guys that want to cum on your terry robe? what about them? ???

Quote from: Zoomie on September 10, 2009, 06:30:25 PM
OK, but if you don't cook, you get what we give you, and it's likely to be whatever we can catch on some of these islands. Grilled monkey and feral dog burgers sound good to me but you might feel differently.

So get your scrawny ass back in the galley.

i trust krsna would take care of my dietary needs... but i do like being told what to do, so aye aye, captain!
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: fyrenza on September 10, 2009, 09:20:23 PM: Ummm, you're never going to believe this, but i don't eat very much meat, either...

i do the dairy route for animal proteins ~ cheeses, of all sorts; sour cream; sweet cream; milk, but ONLY fresh...

and lots of veggies and fruits, but i'm bitchy about fruit ~ i've HAD "the best," and THAT's what i prefer ~ naturally ripened, don't mind worms and other removable flaws.

That's part of the reason i KNEW Hip had made a "bitchy" order at OutBack ~ hold this, hold that, add this, if you've got it, ... lol

Oh, yeah.

After living around my dad, a navy Commander AND Control Freak,

i don't really "do" orders...
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Zoomie on September 10, 2009, 09:27:19 PM: That's ok, we need someone to work the reservation desk too.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Lothar on September 11, 2009, 02:39:57 AM: That'd be tough work for someone so clearly off the reservation.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: fyrenza on September 12, 2009, 05:15:09 PM: Amazingly enough, when i had my whole voice, i was damned good at telephone work. Now, no way. i completely LOSE my voice after approximately 4 hours of talking, and my throat starts hurting about 3 hours in. (i wasn't kidding when i said that IRL? i don't speak, much.)
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: Tru on September 12, 2009, 05:41:31 PM: The floor looks a little fucked up in that picture but I would so buy that boat over a 4m house.
Title: Re: Business opportunity
Post by: mosh on September 12, 2009, 07:22:28 PM: I'll have money raised by lunchtime!