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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Enraged Angel on September 20, 2009, 03:35:32 AM

Title: Daily Chores
Post by: Enraged Angel on September 20, 2009, 03:35:32 AM
If you could eliminate one of your daily chores, what would it be?
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 03:37:27 AM
Reading your spontaneous threads.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Daddy on September 20, 2009, 03:42:58 AM
When my kid is old enough, he's doing all the housework I don't want to do.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Enraged Angel on September 20, 2009, 04:03:57 AM
Reading your spontaneous threads.

haha, tis a chore, aye?

You know you love me whether you admit it or not... it's the huge cock, everyone loves my huge cock.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: 13chemicals on September 20, 2009, 04:23:19 AM
Automatic HF response to any insult:  "You know you love me whether you admit it or not"
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Zoomie on September 20, 2009, 07:48:04 AM
Going down on the woman who delivers our mail. She ha poor hygiene.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Daddy on September 20, 2009, 01:07:35 PM
Stalkers know their targets of unrequited love truly want them whether they admit it or not.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: hip on September 20, 2009, 03:17:45 PM
i thought krsna reminded EA that she doesn't actually have this huge cock she keeps going on about. if she does, i want pictures to prove it, and so does tricky. STAT!
come on. show us how big your balls are, EA.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: tricky on September 20, 2009, 03:31:28 PM
Reading your spontaneous threads.

haha, tis a chore, aye?

You know you love me whether you admit it or not... it's the huge cock, everyone loves my huge cock.

the only thing remotely amusing about your post is that you actually though it was amusing/ humorous is some way enough to post it. otherwise, it falls flat. fail
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Enraged Angel on September 22, 2009, 06:59:09 AM
i thought krsna reminded EA that she doesn't actually have this huge cock she keeps going on about. if she does, i want pictures to prove it, and so does tricky. STAT!
come on. show us how big your balls are, EA.

My balls are actually small.. the cock, the cock is big.


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Reading your spontaneous threads.

haha, tis a chore, aye?

You know you love me whether you admit it or not... it's the huge cock, everyone loves my huge cock.

the only thing remotely amusing about your post is that you actually though it was amusing/ humorous is some way enough to post it. otherwise, it falls flat. fail

Seeing as a wasn't trying to amuse you, it did was it was supposed to... become words on a screen.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Enraged Angel on September 22, 2009, 07:06:12 AM
Automatic HF response to any insult:  "You know you love me whether you admit it or not"


In my case it's actually true...

Don't fuck with me, or I'll use the damn smilies again... I'll do it.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: mosh on September 22, 2009, 08:29:28 AM
You're all talk...

Show us your tits.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Zoomie on September 22, 2009, 08:43:30 AM
I've seen em. Spectacular. And I'm not a boob man.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: ttfg on September 22, 2009, 09:18:54 AM
If you were a boob man, you would know how wrong you are.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Nitya on September 22, 2009, 12:25:36 PM
EA judging by your posts here I think you need to get laid.
I actually appreciate the original post because it makes a change.

Sadly I don't do any daily chores.

My balls are actually small.. the cock, the cock is big.

Huge cock and no power, how sad.

When my kid is old enough, he's doing all the housework I don't want to do.

You're not going to stay friends for long...!


edit: this was a really negative post.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 22, 2009, 01:12:06 PM
Laundry.  Not exactly daily, but I hate doing laundry even more than I hate washing dishes.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Zoomie on September 22, 2009, 02:17:14 PM
Why should I do any chores? I have three children living under my roof and I have a wife who handles her business. She's the finest animal I've ever owned.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Emperor Reagan on September 22, 2009, 03:07:44 PM
Three?

I thought you were down to one not long ago.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: FAH-Q on September 22, 2009, 04:21:50 PM
Waking up blows. Not meaning I'm hungover or whatever, but no matter how little or much sleep I get, I never enjoy the transition from asleep to awake.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: hip on September 22, 2009, 04:28:29 PM
most hated household chore: laundry.

i'll just keep shopping so i never have to do it. i have more clothes than anyone ever in the history of the world. it's pretty gross.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: 13chemicals on September 22, 2009, 05:31:04 PM
I actually do this exact same thing.  Forever 21 is my discount store.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Zoomie on September 22, 2009, 05:43:45 PM
Three?

I thought you were down to one not long ago.

Yeah I was. It was nice for a short while...
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Enraged Angel on September 23, 2009, 11:50:46 PM
most hated household chore: laundry.

i'll just keep shopping so i never have to do it. i have more clothes than anyone ever in the history of the world. it's pretty gross.

Laundry over dishes even? 
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Thrash on September 24, 2009, 12:04:59 AM
I don't mind doing either ...
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Enraged Angel on September 24, 2009, 12:18:56 AM
I don't mind doing either ...


I don't either, since we have a dishwasher... haha
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Thrash on September 24, 2009, 12:45:40 AM
I've got a chore for you; bending over and spreading those cheeks wide for me ...
It could be a daily chore, however, I'll allow once or twice weekly to start ...
I'll even throw in a thrashcum allowance, with bonuses ...
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: underclass on September 24, 2009, 01:25:51 AM
I hate washing dishes. Will get a dishwasher soon
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Tru on September 24, 2009, 01:46:38 AM
I hate washing dishes. Will get a dishwasher soon

Nope, forget it.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Enraged Angel on September 24, 2009, 01:46:53 AM
I've got a chore for you; bending over and spreading those cheeks wide for me ...
It could be a daily chore, however, I'll allow once or twice weekly to start ...
I'll even throw in a thrashcum allowance, with bonuses ...

this is about one you hate, that would only make my day.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: tricky on September 24, 2009, 02:03:52 AM
If you were a boob man, you would know how wrong you are.

HAHAHA

OP: dishes.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: underclass on September 24, 2009, 02:38:31 AM
It's worse in Japan where one meal goes through 4-5 plates per person. Small dishes, but annoying to clean up after nonetheless
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Enraged Angel on September 24, 2009, 02:50:34 AM
It's worse in Japan where one meal goes through 4-5 plates per person. Small dishes, but annoying to clean up after nonetheless

I went to a 'real' Asian food place onces, it's crazy how they just keep putting things out, new plate after new plate.  I was told that was just a lunch, dinner is even crazier!
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: underclass on September 24, 2009, 04:57:15 AM
I hate washing dishes. Will get a dishwasher soon

Nope, forget it.

que?
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: hip on September 24, 2009, 12:31:57 PM
i'm pretty sure you have to wear your tinfoil hat while the dishwasher is running. something about the suds hearing your thoughts.


i don't mind dishes. i soak them all in soapy water before throwing them in the dishwasher. this way i never have to do any scrubbing or anything exhausting like that.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: tricky on September 24, 2009, 12:58:24 PM
i wouldnt mind doing dishes if i had a dishwasher, but alas, i don't. maybe i should get one after i move (assuming that i am moving).
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Nitya on September 24, 2009, 01:24:17 PM
we have a dishwasher but it is broke so today i had to wash the dishes by hand,
its been broken for ages now actually..
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Enraged Angel on September 24, 2009, 04:35:39 PM
we have a dishwasher but it is broke so today i had to wash the dishes by hand,
its been broken for ages now actually..

that really sucks... big donkey sized balls.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Nitya on September 24, 2009, 04:45:01 PM
I guess, I don't really do the dishes much though.
If everyone washed their dishes after using them we wouldn't have a build up and we wouldn't have a problem.
But no one bothers... including me.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Thrash on September 26, 2009, 01:24:34 AM
I've got a chore for you; bending over and spreading those cheeks wide for me ...
It could be a daily chore, however, I'll allow once or twice weekly to start ...
I'll even throw in a thrashcum allowance, with bonuses ...

this is about one you hate, that would only make my day.

I'm so sitting in your closet ....
Sleep, little peach; sleep ...
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: 13chemicals on September 26, 2009, 07:58:56 PM
My new least favorite chore is dealing with my psycho exboyfriend stalking me.  He's gotten quite good at it. 
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: mosh on September 26, 2009, 08:34:27 PM
How about I abduct him, and stalk you instead?
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Zoomie on September 26, 2009, 08:36:56 PM
Sheee-it, negro, I say we cap his ass and spit roast her.

No high fives, though. That'd be gay.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: mosh on September 26, 2009, 08:50:47 PM
Not if we use our dicks to ^5.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Zoomie on September 26, 2009, 09:59:01 PM
At least 3 times every calendar year you make me proud that I'm not Australian.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Nitya on September 28, 2009, 12:51:32 PM
I think if i could choose, after British, I'd pick Australian as nationality.
Title: Re: Daily Chores
Post by: Zoomie on September 28, 2009, 12:57:55 PM
Yes because you have no penis to "fist bump" with Mosh...