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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: tricky on September 25, 2009, 10:48:01 AM

Title: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: tricky on September 25, 2009, 10:48:01 AM
My boss continuously gives me random gifts that are so freaking far from anything i would ever in a million years like. The woman has worked with me for 6 years now and should get some sort of general idea of what I like.

Today she gave me a Hallmark cd:
(http://www.hallmark.com/wcsstore/HallmarkStore/images/FeatureArea/gc_believe_CD_02.jpg)

and a really ugly multi colored batik print wrap/ jacket... thing.

I don't understand why people buy gifts for others like this. I don't know why she'd think I'd like either of these. She knows I wear a lot of solid, dark colored clothing and like weird music. Or either she's so out of touch that she doesn't know this.

Last time she gave me something it was this really baggy blue shapeless dress. It looked like something a grandmother would wear to the beach. The price tag said it was $39.99. Also something I would never wear because I don't wear shapeless baggy clothes.

I'd rather never get another gift from her than get stuff that I would never use/ wear. And no it's not really the thought that counts if they aren't actually thinking about what you would remotely like. I mean, it's nice that she gets me something, but I think she buys what she likes and doesn't buy what I would like. Like I said, I'd rather just not get any of these gifts because then she makes me feel like an ass if I tell her it isn't my style.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Daddy on September 25, 2009, 10:52:32 AM
She probably thought you need your spirits lifted and that should smile more. Be proud that she cares about the future of your tits. Besides, Diana Krall has a sexy voice.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: tricky on September 25, 2009, 10:54:07 AM
Yeah, I do know that she probably thought it'd be funny to give me that CD b/c I've been sad this past week and she probably thinks I need my "spirit" lifted. But still, that music is more like something my grandma would like than what I would like. If I listened to that cd it probably would annoy me, not "lift my spirit".
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Daddy on September 25, 2009, 10:56:52 AM
Speaking of music, check out the new Living Colour album. It's the best rock record in years.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Libertine on September 25, 2009, 11:22:15 AM
One of my previous bosses did the same thing.  I got a few gift cards to stores I never heard of, a box of hard candy that tasted like shit.  I'm really not sure where any of the ideas for these things came from.  A few of the gifts I got over the course of the year I worked there I literally brought home and just tossed out.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Daddy on September 25, 2009, 11:24:03 AM
Regift them or just put a "free" sign on it and put it somewhere in a high traffic area.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Zoomie on September 25, 2009, 11:31:26 AM
I've worked for people like that too. They usually spend entirely too much time shopping for cheap shit on the internet. When they buy some and don't like it, they gift it.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: ttfg on September 25, 2009, 12:12:22 PM
She is a re-gifter ?
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: tricky on September 25, 2009, 12:22:25 PM
I don't know anyone who would like either of the things that she gave me.

I wonder if Target and Hallmark will do exchanges without a receipt. 
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Daddy on September 25, 2009, 12:48:49 PM
Can you get a refund from a cancer charity?
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: tricky on September 25, 2009, 01:02:08 PM
hahaha good point.

i'll just give the cd to my grandma. not sure if she has a cd player though.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Nitya on September 25, 2009, 01:26:31 PM
I had a friend like this, she used to get me make up and shit.
Then we both developed a srs pirate obsession and after that gifts were 100% fucking awesome.

Yeah, I do know that she probably thought it'd be funny to give me that CD b/c I've been sad this past week and she probably thinks I need my "spirit" lifted. But still, that music is more like something my grandma would like than what I would like. If I listened to that cd it probably would annoy me, not "lift my spirit".

You will never know until you try.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: underclass on September 25, 2009, 05:38:01 PM
Getting given stuff is cool, just look at it as an opportunity to bright up someone else's day.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Daddy on September 25, 2009, 05:49:28 PM
Exactly.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: bagman on September 25, 2009, 11:58:49 PM
Higher Than the Stars - The Pains of Being Pure at Heart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNpSX42EcKw#normal)
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Thrash on September 26, 2009, 01:19:32 AM
Getting given stuff is cool, just look at it as an opportunity to bright up someone else's day.

... and be glad this person thinks of you enough to give you something
... just "regift" or donate

Take it for what it is, and not what you'd like it to be ...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Libertine on September 26, 2009, 02:06:35 AM
You should be able to reverse challenge an unwanted gift though.

Like if someone delivers you a box of hard candies that taste like dog shit, when you don't ever eat candy or dog shit, you should be able to be like:

"Listen, I appreciate the gesture, and I'm glad you're thinking of me, but I'll give you $20 right now to eat that whole box and tell me with a straight face that doesn't taste like shit."

If someone gives you an ugly garment, you can whip out the same thing:

"You can return that to the store full price, and I will pay you extra whatever it cost, if you actually wear that out in public for an entire day."
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Doormouse on September 26, 2009, 04:27:36 AM
It's like how people give fruitcakes on Christmas but nobody ever eats them because everyone hates them. My grandfather and his brother in law exchanged the same 5 dollar bill for Christmas fro 10 years. The only thing that sucks about fake presents is if there's any question about the sincerity of the giver. I hate being obliged to give gifts. Likewise, I like gifts, but I don't feel like I'm ever owed any. Social obligations suck in that they force me to interact.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Thrash on September 26, 2009, 05:48:54 AM
My friend David and I, every year, between our birthdays (Sept 18th and Oct 14th, so, Oct 6th, my Dad's birthay), we'd take whatever dollar bill, be it a 1, 5, 10, 20, etc, match it, say "Happy Birthday", exchange it evenly, and carry on with life ....

THAT is a true friend ...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: ttfg on September 26, 2009, 12:17:21 PM
Mirrors often are.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Doormouse on September 26, 2009, 12:25:31 PM
Mirrors can be friends if you use them right.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Thrash on September 26, 2009, 12:34:45 PM
Unless you're a vampire ...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: 13chemicals on September 26, 2009, 07:55:22 PM
I had a boss that would buy me little angel ornaments or coffee mugs filled with candy as gifts.  I would re-gift them all.  Getting shitty gifts is great because you can always give them to someone else.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Daddy on September 26, 2009, 09:54:22 PM
Pay it forward. It's like that line from Andy Dick. "It's the thought that counts and this is the result of a cheap, crappy thought." (close enough anyway)
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: mosh on September 27, 2009, 07:58:44 PM
My friend David and I, every year, between our birthdays (Sept 18th and Oct 14th, so, Oct 6th, my Dad's birthay), we'd take whatever dollar bill, be it a 1, 5, 10, 20, etc, match it, say "Happy Birthday", exchange it evenly, and carry on with life ....

THAT is a true friend ...

Whereas I give roo scrotes as gifts.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Thrash on September 27, 2009, 08:12:23 PM
And we love ya for 'em ...
Mine ripped, btw ...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: mosh on September 27, 2009, 08:19:13 PM
WTF were you doing with it, or should I not ask?
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: FAH-Q on September 27, 2009, 08:20:29 PM
Even a roo scrote can only hold so much semen...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: mosh on September 27, 2009, 08:31:33 PM
Well, I guess there is an actual meaning for the term balltearer...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: fyrenza on September 27, 2009, 11:10:01 PM
Yeah, yeah, i'm Emo ~

You can give gifts like those to Women's Shelters, where they are TRULY appreciated ~ the budgets don't normally allow for the "little things."

They can use ANYTHING:  bath soaps, shampoos, creams, etc. from hotels, hospitals, wherever.  Also, bath/shower sets of scented stuff, stationary, scarves, pretty much anything personal.

That's my first choice; for my second, i give to Salvation Army, NOT GOODWILL (due to their financials).
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: taiko on September 28, 2009, 09:10:53 AM
You can give gifts like those to Women's Shelters, where they are TRULY appreciated...

Scrotums?
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Doormouse on September 28, 2009, 12:15:55 PM
Out of character? Yes. But I'm assuming Fyre only read the first few posts and didn't realize the thread had drifted...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: FAH-Q on September 28, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
You can give gifts like those to Women's Shelters, where they are TRULY appreciated...

Scrotums?

Bahahaha!
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: underclass on October 07, 2009, 01:00:26 AM
That reminds me - someone please bring over some alcohol with you! I'm asking a friend to take you all to the Tsukiji market so a bottle of wine, or a 4-pack of micro-brew from one of you would be appreciated, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: 13chemicals on October 07, 2009, 04:09:24 AM
You will get nothing more than a Jewel cd. 
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: underclass on October 07, 2009, 04:30:33 AM
not me, for the dude who takes you to the fishmarket. He'll probably be getting naked at Karaoke too
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: 13chemicals on October 07, 2009, 04:33:28 AM
Same goes for him.  One jewel cd per citizen of Japan as a token of my gratitude.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Zoomie on October 07, 2009, 07:28:05 AM
Could be worse. Could be Enya.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: underclass on October 07, 2009, 08:35:52 AM
Would hit it....

(http://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/jewel2.jpg)
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Zoomie on October 07, 2009, 08:37:04 AM
Oh no doubt, I just don't want to hear her music.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: taiko on October 07, 2009, 08:58:11 AM
That reminds me - someone please bring over some alcohol with you! I'm asking a friend to take you all to the Tsukiji market so a bottle of wine, or a 4-pack of micro-brew from one of you would be appreciated, I'm sure.

I wonder...

I'd planned on trying to get everything for a week into a single oblong container.  But I *would* like to bring beer for everyone.

I suppose I'll need to check some luggage now.  Damn!
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: underclass on October 07, 2009, 09:13:19 AM
If it's a hassle then don't worry about it of course. We'll just get the drunk, it's his favorite state
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Doormouse on October 08, 2009, 04:21:34 PM
Jewel was the first performer I ever saw on stage. She was opening for Dylan.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: psychopathetic on October 09, 2009, 10:58:17 PM
people are always saying shit about how it's the thought that counts.. unfortunately, most gifts these days seem to have no thought put into them whatsoever.

what that says about the gift giver is pretty obvious.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Doormouse on October 09, 2009, 11:31:51 PM
Hey hey! Welcome back.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: FAH-Q on October 10, 2009, 11:23:28 AM
w00t!
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Thrash on October 10, 2009, 05:21:37 PM
Sarah's back; I can resume masturbating ...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Zoomie on October 11, 2009, 01:15:31 PM
Yeah me too, I was running low on pictures...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Thrash on October 11, 2009, 01:48:27 PM
I have some of the old ones, if yer that hard up ...
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Zoomie on October 11, 2009, 01:49:34 PM
No thanks, I'll wait.
Title: Re: Getting gifts that are the polar opposite of something you would like
Post by: Thrash on October 11, 2009, 01:51:15 PM
*shrugs*
 
Your call, man ...