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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Drugmoth on September 27, 2009, 04:12:55 AM
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After omitting prepositions, articles, and pronouns...
The most common word in the King James Bible is: Lord
The most common word on Loaded-Gun.com is: w3rd
(Additional satirical facts & statistics about L-G may be posted below)
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Fact: Dylan is a fat homosexual.
(http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/Bradthxforn/fat/NudeFatGuy.jpg)
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Sasha, giving us years of humor fail.
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I didn't start this failing thread topic.
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It only fails when the witty people decide not to participate because they don't wanna try and think, and the stupid people just make a post about the thread being gay because they don't know what "satire" actually is.
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Oh please school me educated one.
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Go smoke some witty and try again tomorrow.
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"Lord" is the 1st common word after all commonly recurring words ...
"the" "it" "and", etc ....
Again, and I remember saying this; I have no source to back this up, however, I remember more than one preacher saying this to me ...
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When I worked at a church, I thought it was retarded how in all the scripture stuff that Lord was always written in ALL CAPS as LORD. Whenever I did the editing for the service bulletins I always set the case normally because fuck that shit is annoying to read.
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LORD = Legend of (the) Red Dragon.
"Lord" is the 1st common word after all commonly recurring words ...
"the" "it" "and", etc ....
Again, and I remember saying this; I have no source to back this up, however, I remember more than one preacher saying this to me ...
Was this said by these preachers while you were fellating them?
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For want of a better place to post this, and cuz this is where I clicked Thrash's sig link, hence how I found this, but damn:
http://web.archive.org/web/20020626221804/www.loaded-gun.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=000126 (http://web.archive.org/web/20020626221804/www.loaded-gun.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=000126)
...that shit never happened.
And holy fuck, I was younger than 21 once. Crazy!
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And someone could have ruined their budding legal and political career by buying beer for an underage punk.
Nice.
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...that shit never happened.
...and now Toad has disappeared completely.
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(See other thread)
Also:
http://web.archive.org/web/20020319203336/www.loaded-gun.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=000046 (http://web.archive.org/web/20020319203336/www.loaded-gun.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=7&t=000046)
Man, I fucking hated Starrie. What a stupid bitch.
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botox can cure migraines?!
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lately i've had numerous, exhilerating chances to see friends huffing down the NOT whipped cream stuff from a whipped cream canister, and then they turn into half blind, half retarded, giggling masses of flesh, and after the high is gone, raving about how much great fun fun fun whip-its are.
i asked my boyfriend, and he said that yes, they're "fun", but they are BAD BAD BAD for you, and burn sooo many brain cells. and he rarely admits to much being all THAT bad for you (aside from heroin and crack and all that truly bad stuff).
so what's the truth? what is the high actually like? clearly i've never done them, as i'm asking. and is it true it's one of the biggest, quickest brain-cell-killers out there? just curious, and trying, however poorly, to give this board some fucking traffic.
Katie, before she cared about grammar & typing quality!
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Yeah Starrie was a cam ho anyway, who cares.
And that was probably the only post by DrChef420 where he didn't end his post with .bitch.
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I miss some of those asswipes ...
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who was noodlex?
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Chewy!
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Ahhh...
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(http://failness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/setsail-for-fail-thread.jpg)
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Speaking of which; WTF's Goldie gone off to this time?
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Wasn't starrie also a fan of amphetamines too?
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Emperor_Reagan
right wing extremist
Member # 430
posted 05-30-2002 11:40 AM
I'd buy a t-shirt that says "I <3 me, fuck the rest of you".
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me too.
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Wasn't starrie also a fan of amphetamines too?
I seem to recall she was chatting with me one night while she was coming down from them after not doing them for X-Amount of time ...
I think you are right; nothing in my head can counter that claim, however, I'm not putting my name on said claim ...
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Emperor_Reagan
right wing extremist
Member # 430
posted 05-30-2002 11:40 AM
I'd buy a t-shirt that says "I <3 me, fuck the rest of you".
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me too.
that's how i feel
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That's funny, I feel kind of blubbery...
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Blame Victoria Bitters ....
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Man, I dont drink that sheep piss they package as beer. Fucking Victoria Bitter is awful.
Melbourne Bitter, thats a better beer.
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Oh, sorry; my bad ...
I meant that one ...
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Bogan + Beer = Pride.
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Amen, brother!