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Title: Hip!!!!!
Post by: The Geek on October 10, 2009, 10:27:29 AM
PM me your number, gonna be up in Cape Cod (orleans) the weekend of the3 16th. Might be able to bring Mosh, too, depending on his flight on sunday. Are you free?
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 10, 2009, 10:51:54 AM
great weekend! do you guys like oysters? It's the wellfleet oyster festival-- lots of fun and shit tons of food and beer and live music and oyster shucking contests and general street fair goodery! I work the bar friday and saturday nights from 4-on, but have sunday off for the festival. you all must come. bring mittens for mosh.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: underclass on October 13, 2009, 07:23:41 AM
no issues with the MLB playoffs dictating people's lives now either. Oh wait, Mello's from Philly
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: fyrenza on October 13, 2009, 07:40:30 AM
That's why they call him Mello Yellow ...

HEY, wait a just a MINUTE here:

You eat Oysters, Hip???

What about Shrimp?

Fish?

i want to know, 'cuz i have a recipe for the most outstanding shrimp dish you've ever laid teeth on!
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: taiko on October 13, 2009, 09:46:28 AM
I don't she was saying she eats them.  I think she was asking if THEY liked them.

She does that kind of thing.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 13, 2009, 01:26:27 PM
"that kind of thing"? yes, i'm a considerate bitch.

knowing i'm a vegan, previously attempting to lecture me about dietary needs and the evils of a vegan diet, and now asking if i eat oysters/shrimp/fish is so utterly retarded.

incidentally, i have a fatal shellfish allergy. i go to the festival for the beer, the socializing, and the street fair wares. oh, and this one restaurant in the middle of it all serves a bangin' spicy bloody mary to really jumpstart my day the right way. vodka and tomolives!
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: FAH-Q on October 13, 2009, 02:27:45 PM
Sounds delicious. I love a good bloody mary.

no issues with the MLB playoffs dictating people's lives now either.

Yeah. Fuckin' Angels. At least the Dodgers are still in it.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: The Geek on October 13, 2009, 10:04:31 PM
Oh ive got some fun Phillie's stuff coming your way! Now I normally hate baseball but couldnt keep my eyes off the game last night! Did you catch it? (Phillies/rockies)
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: taiko on October 13, 2009, 11:58:07 PM
"that kind of thing"? yes, i'm a considerate bitch.

you sure are!
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: fyrenza on October 19, 2009, 07:43:32 AM
"that kind of thing"? yes, i'm a considerate bitch.

Fixed!

knowing i'm a vegan, previously attempting to lecture me about dietary needs and the evils of a vegan diet, and now asking if i eat oysters/shrimp/fish is so utterly retarded.

Well, see, i've sorta made plans to Avoid You Like The Plague, irl, so i didn't bother to look up the entire "approved list of vegan food choices."  i was just wEndering, was all.

RE: lecturing you :  If providing VERIFIABLE information from a different standpoint than yours is what you consider a lecture, well, whatever
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 19, 2009, 09:36:08 AM
Well, see, i've sorta made plans to Avoid You Like The Plague, irl, so i didn't bother to look up the entire "approved list of vegan food choices."  i was just wEndering, was all.

RE: lecturing you :  If providing VERIFIABLE information from a different standpoint than yours is what you consider a lecture, well, whatever

how can one possibly provide verifiable information about my diet if one has no idea what my diet consists of? and you were lecturing me, ridiculously, on a subject you clearly know very little about. stick to what you know: shwag weed and being crazy.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2009, 11:24:38 AM
Well, see, i've sorta made plans to Avoid You Like The Plague, irl, so i didn't bother to look up the entire "approved list of vegan food choices."  i was just wEndering, was all.

RE: lecturing you :  If providing VERIFIABLE information from a different standpoint than yours is what you consider a lecture, well, whatever

how can one possibly provide verifiable information about my diet if one has no idea what my diet consists of? and you were lecturing me, ridiculously, on a subject you clearly know very little about. stick to what you know: shwag weed and being crazy.

This was Kate's 1000th post, btw ...
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 19, 2009, 02:07:22 PM
things i'm glad for:

1. someone noticed (hi thrash!)
2. i put my 1,000th post in a thread named for me
3. my 1,000th post was a bitchslap to one of the morons here
4. mello + detroit + friends came to visit me at work saturday night! that was fun. i gave detroit the ugliest present of all time and he pretended to like it.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2009, 06:07:21 PM
Wha'sup, baby; how's things?

BTW, I also had those same thoughts about your 1000th post ...
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: The Geek on October 19, 2009, 06:08:29 PM
omfg he loves it to much its in the dishwasher now so he can promptly use it.

PS Nov 14th? Ho?
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2009, 06:11:37 PM
Ok, now I have to know what it is; some ass-ugly glass or stein from the bar?
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: The Geek on October 19, 2009, 07:21:58 PM
hold your horses, I'll get a pic tonight if I dont forget
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: fyrenza on October 20, 2009, 01:15:30 AM
things i'm glad for:

1. someone noticed (hi thrash!)
2. i put my 1,000th post in a thread named for me
3. my 1,000th post was a bitchslap to one of the morons here
4. mello + detroit + friends came to visit me at work saturday night! that was fun. i gave detroit the ugliest present of all time and he pretended to like it.

1)  Don't go breaking your arm, patting yourself on the back just yet ~ not every one gave a care.
2)  But, of COURSE!
3)  roflmao!!!  Since you obviously didn't bother to read the links i provided the first time around, and took every thing i said as a personal insult, i won't even bother with this one.
4)  So, after the "Gift Giving Thread," you just confused everything in your light-headed vegan stupor, and gave someone a gift they'll have to figure out something to do with???  And you wanna call ME a "retard/moron?"  It was probably a very nice gift, but yet and still ...

Please


p.s.  Just 'cuz i call  it "schwag," and get it for a schwag price, doesn't mean it isn't decent Herb, as i believe one of l-g's older members can vouch for.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 20, 2009, 02:46:05 AM
*sits back and watches while passing the popcorn back to Zoomie*
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: underclass on October 20, 2009, 03:08:18 AM
I hope this stops soon. Fyre probably isn't up to the worst that hip could throw at her
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Doormouse on October 20, 2009, 04:04:52 AM
I think it's hilarious so long as upheaval is not the result, and the status quo remains intact.
I've been doing the incredulous "Oh man!" laugh for most of these.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Zoomie on October 20, 2009, 06:33:36 AM
*sits back and watches while passing the popcorn back to Zoomie*

Dude, parmesan? Faggot.

Fyre, UC is right. Sure you want to do this?
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: ttfg on October 20, 2009, 06:39:53 AM
I'd put my money on Wendy due to her having more stamina for this.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 20, 2009, 12:26:56 PM
4. mello + detroit + friends came to visit me at work saturday night! that was fun. i gave detroit the ugliest present of all time and he pretended to like it.

omfg he loves it to much its in the dishwasher now so he can promptly use it.

4)  So, after the "Gift Giving Thread," you just confused everything in your light-headed vegan stupor, and gave someone a gift they'll have to figure out something to do with???  And you wanna call ME a "retard/moron?"
Please

he "loves" the gift, you retard/moron.

p.s.  Just 'cuz i call  it "schwag," and get it for a schwag price, doesn't mean it isn't decent Herb.

decent for a crazy, sure.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 20, 2009, 12:28:33 PM
It's not stamina; she just doesn't have anything else to do ...
I'd put my money on Wendy due to her having more stamina for this.
It's not stamina; she just doesn't have anything else to do ...
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: ttfg on October 20, 2009, 12:44:07 PM
Point taken.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 20, 2009, 12:45:49 PM
I didn't realize I'd pasted that twice ...

Buy, yes, the point still stands ...
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: fyrenza on October 20, 2009, 12:52:04 PM
No one even noticed my vegan remark???  i gotta get some better writers

I didn't realize I'd pasted that twice ...

Buy, yes, the point still stands ...

SOLD!!!


Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 20, 2009, 12:57:00 PM
To be honest, I skim your posts and wait until someone quotes what's relevant and replies; that's what I truly read ...
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: ttfg on October 20, 2009, 12:59:59 PM
I didn't realize I'd pasted that twice ...

Buy, yes, the point still stands ...

I saw it as a mistake... a well timed mistake.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 20, 2009, 01:00:56 PM
*bows*
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 20, 2009, 01:06:26 PM
It's not stamina; she just doesn't have anything else to do ...
I'd put my money on Wendy due to her having more stamina for this.
It's not stamina; she just doesn't have anything else to do ...
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 20, 2009, 01:22:56 PM
PS Nov 14th? Ho?

definitely! although peep this: saturday night after work i did end up going to the ho (even though you guys bagged out on me and went home to bed!) and one of the bartenders there tried to kiss me, so we might have to go to the other bar in town (joe's) to avoid any awckward encounters. plus, now boyfriend wants to brutalize afore mentioned bartender, so if boyfriend comes, we would have to go to joe's anyway to avoid an assault charge.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: The Geek on October 20, 2009, 01:59:45 PM
See what happens when I leave? destruction.
Im cool with any place!
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 20, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
we get a lot of free alcohol at joe's, too, which is a plus. another bonus is that the bartenders are all my buds, and mostly keep the sexual harassment confined to highly sexually charged verbal assaults because they want to fuck me, not fall in love with me like the ho bartender who tried to kiss me.

sally.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Tru on October 21, 2009, 12:48:01 AM
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incidentally, i have a fatal shellfish allergy.

Now this is something that no matter how much I try I simply can't imagine a reason for.

I eat ANYTHING from raw meat to half spoiled shit with mayonnaise that has been left in the sun for two days. True, beer eventually gives me the shits but only after consuming 4 to 6 forties.

I just don't get how some people can be so sensitive to certain foods. Is it an effect of our mastery over nature that allows such people to survive? Because it seems to me that people with these deadly allergies are a side track of evolution much like cro magnon man that should have naturally died out. But I guess getting our foods from stores instead of nature has a way of perverting evolution.

And btw how the fuck do you find out you are deathly allergic to something without consuming it first?
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: The Geek on October 21, 2009, 02:40:40 AM
ah, so youre a 40oz man! It all makes sense
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Tru on October 21, 2009, 03:18:44 AM
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ah, so youre a 40oz man! It all makes sense

WTF do you means sense? Nobody that has consumed 4 forties or more should ever be considered to be making sense.

Yet that is how I post here most days.

 Strangely, I don't seem to care. I think there is more at stake.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 21, 2009, 08:12:38 AM
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incidentally, i have a fatal shellfish allergy.

I eat ANYTHING from raw meat to half spoiled shit with mayonnaise that has been left in the sun for two days. True, beer eventually gives me the shits but only after consuming 4 to 6 forties.

ew and ew.

I just don't get how some people can be so sensitive to certain foods. Is it an effect of our mastery over nature that allows such people to survive? Because it seems to me that people with these deadly allergies are a side track of evolution much like cro magnon man that should have naturally died out. But I guess getting our foods from stores instead of nature has a way of perverting evolution.

i also like to think of it in darwinian terms, but in that some higher forms of the human body are weeding out things that are becoming no longer beneficial for it to eat, like the flesh of other animals, or the pus-filled milk from cow titties.

And btw how the fuck do you find out you are deathly allergic to something without consuming it first?

i believe anything anyone ever tells me.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Tru on October 21, 2009, 10:04:46 AM
Well you could be right. If we were truly evolved we wouldn't need assholes because our bodies would extract and utilize 100% of the materials we consume.

But by then we will need a very special and artificial diet and we wouldn't be able to survive at all without our technology.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: taiko on October 21, 2009, 10:08:42 AM
i believe anything anyone ever tells me.

I heard you can only get pregnant if you're married.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: taiko on October 21, 2009, 10:10:33 AM
If we were truly evolved we wouldn't need assholes...

Nah, dude, we'd still need you around.

:)
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Tru on October 21, 2009, 10:24:23 AM
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/big/big-smiley-001.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/free-big-smiley.php)
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 21, 2009, 12:07:37 PM
my head just exploded.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Thrash on October 21, 2009, 12:26:43 PM
hahahahaha ...

Again, in this thread, I wish I could throw the last few posts into the quotebox ...
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Doormouse on October 21, 2009, 12:49:41 PM
I just don't get how some people can be so sensitive to certain foods. Is it an effect of our mastery over nature that allows such people to survive? Because it seems to me that people with these deadly allergies are a side track of evolution much like cro magnon man that should have naturally died out. But I guess getting our foods from stores instead of nature anti-allergy medicine and medical early-warning-systems have a way of perverting evolution.

i also like to think of it in darwinian evolutionary terms, but in that some higher forms of the human body are weeding out things that are becoming no longer beneficial for it to eat, like the flesh of other animals, or the pus-filled milk from cow titties.
Double salvaged.

Getting our foods from stores is an evolutionary strategy. It's hardwired into many animals. Why should pet dogs bury bones? Obviously it's not only those dogs whose masters don't feed them enough that do this. The suggestion that extreme allergies are evolutionary dead-ends is extremely questionable, but so it goes.

Vegetarianism is a social movement. I can imagine it affects evolution by increasing attractiveness of the vegetarian from either a health perspective or more likely a social perspective. Either way, I can't see sexual selection in this case being anything but culture-based. Cultural evolution is Lamarckian rather than Darwinian. Also there's no pus in milk that is sold on the market. Milk is distinct from colostrum, mucus, pus, and all other bodily fluids that the anti-milk crowd seems to wantonly confuse it for.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 21, 2009, 01:08:35 PM
it would seem that i'm a wanton vegan.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: Doormouse on October 21, 2009, 01:22:44 PM
I dated a wanton vegetarian once. I thoroughly enjoyed her wantonness.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: taiko on October 21, 2009, 02:31:04 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/Wonton_1.JPG/800px-Wonton_1.JPG)

?
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: fyrenza on October 21, 2009, 03:00:06 PM
Won Ton?

Or boiled ball?
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: fyrenza on October 21, 2009, 03:12:36 PM
Getting our foods from stores is an evolutionary strategy. It's hardwired into many animals. Why should pet dogs bury bones? Obviously it's not only those dogs whose masters don't feed them enough that do this. The suggestion that extreme allergies are evolutionary dead-ends is extremely questionable, but so it goes.

Vegetarianism is a social movement. I can imagine it affects evolution by increasing attractiveness of the vegetarian from either a health perspective or more likely a social perspective. Either way, I can't see sexual selection in this case being anything but culture-based. Cultural evolution is Lamarckian rather than Darwinian. Also there's no pus in milk that is sold on the market. Milk is distinct from colostrum, mucus, pus, and all other bodily fluids that the anti-milk crowd seems to wantonly confuse it for.

If you did happen to see the articles i posted about diets, it was the folks that were occasional meat eaters that lived the longest and healthiest lives.

RE: fresh milk ~ thanx!  i wasn't even going to get into that...  If she'd like to think of me as a retarded, moronic, red-necked country bumpkin, whatever.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: hip on October 21, 2009, 03:25:57 PM
i think it's incredibly rude to refer to someone as "he", "him", "she" or "her" when the "she" in this case has a name.

and don't put words into my loaded-gun mouth. i never called you a red-necked country bumpkin.
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: fyrenza on October 21, 2009, 03:43:25 PM
i think it's incredibly rude to refer to someone as "he", "him", "she" or "her" when the "she" in this case has a name.

and don't put words into my loaded-gun mouth. i never called you a red-necked country bumpkin.


Rude?  The thread IS Named for her.


AHA!  But you THOUGHT  it, methinks!
Title: Re: Hip!!!!!
Post by: FAH-Q on October 21, 2009, 04:16:56 PM
Mmm animal products! (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1336.msg63977#msg63977)