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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: satori on October 18, 2009, 10:45:45 PM

Title: boring lives.
Post by: satori on October 18, 2009, 10:45:45 PM: i was wondering is anybody elses life abnormally boring
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Post by: Doormouse on October 18, 2009, 10:48:58 PM: Well I won't be so crass as to wish you a life in interesting times...
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Post by: underclass on October 18, 2009, 10:50:24 PM: my life is so interesting that I sometimes spend a whole Saturday just laying on the couch to get a boredom fix
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Post by: Zoomie on October 18, 2009, 10:54:20 PM: I don't have time for a bring life...
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Post by: underclass on October 18, 2009, 10:59:53 PM: seriously, I had to cut back on drinking because it was preventing me from getting stuff done. I've decided to write a business plan every two weeks for the next 3 months because being in an office for the benefit of someone else isn't all it's cracked up to be kids
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Post by: Zoomie on October 18, 2009, 11:06:49 PM: Good for you, Nick. Break out.
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Post by: underclass on October 18, 2009, 11:10:07 PM: the last one I started didn't work out so well, but my wife is now free from the man's clutches and I'm ready for another crack.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 19, 2009, 12:13:56 AM: I hate working for the man. I'm like a caged tigress pawing at the walls and pacing back and forth. If I were to own a business it would be a hair salon/bar called "Curl Up and Dye."
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Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2009, 02:54:09 AM: Clever ...

I love being self-employed ...
It also helps that I can drink on the job, you know ...
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Post by: fyrenza on October 19, 2009, 07:24:36 AM: i've had a couple of those jobs, too! i called it being a Beer-Tender
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Post by: Thrash on October 19, 2009, 11:21:06 AM: I don't do that ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 19, 2009, 07:11:12 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on October 19, 2009, 12:13:56 AM
I hate working for the man. I'm like a caged tigress pawing at the walls and pacing back and forth. If I were to own a business it would be a hair salon/bar called "Curl Up and Dye."

Isn't that a little easy, Earthgirl?
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Post by: The Reverend on October 19, 2009, 08:38:40 PM: I change an old ladies diapers and can only leave for an hour at a time. My life is boring and horrible.
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Post by: Doormouse on October 19, 2009, 08:52:42 PM: (0:33) Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs#noexternalembed)

(0:44) You're going to have an exciting life now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA#noexternalembed)
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Post by: mosh on October 20, 2009, 01:16:43 PM: Being an itinerant, jet-setting, international man of intrigue, my life is never boring...

Just often drunk...
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Post by: Nitya on October 20, 2009, 01:50:08 PM: my life is kinda boring but i dont mind.
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Post by: hip on October 20, 2009, 01:56:20 PM: i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.
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Post by: Tru on October 21, 2009, 02:35:13 AM: OMG I couldn't get by without internet entertainment.

I never watch TV anymore.
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Post by: mosh on October 21, 2009, 10:24:20 AM: Quote from: hip on October 20, 2009, 01:56:20 PM
i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.

Is that before or after you touch yourself?
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: Tru on October 21, 2009, 10:36:49 AM: Killer Bean is pretty cool.

http://www.movshare.net/video/5mczkqlncqzw0# (http://www.movshare.net/video/5mczkqlncqzw0#)
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Post by: hip on October 21, 2009, 12:12:11 PM: Quote from: Mosh on October 21, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: hip on October 20, 2009, 01:56:20 PM
i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.

Is that before or after you touch yourself?

thank you for reminding me!

Quote from: Tru on October 21, 2009, 12:48:01 AM
i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, i've masturbated myself silly, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.

i think it's time, actually. brb!
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Post by: Thrash on October 21, 2009, 06:28:55 PM: Take your time ...
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Post by: Tru on October 22, 2009, 12:52:30 AM: Quote from: hip
Quote from: not Tru on October 21, 2009, 12:48:01 AM
i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, i've masturbated myself silly, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.

i think it's time, actually. brb!

Hey you know what Kate, you bitched out fyr for putting words in your mouth, which she actually never did anyway. But here's the thing, back on A-S when I got roped into trying to act as a go between for you and Joe I made the mistake of telling you in an email that I thought you were pretty cool.

You went off on me and cut me to the core online claiming I was fucking hitting on you! You even told me to never call you Katie again because only your FRIENDS were allowed to do that. Now I understand you were probably having a rough time and all and I have tried to forget it.

I am somewhat flattered that you seem to now consider me just one of the guys since it takes a bit of doing to add a persons name to a quote like that and ordinarily I wouldn't mind people here putting words in my mouth as such.

But I don't think YOU have yet earned the privilege and I feel there is no way I can ever be open like that with you ever again.

Thanks

btw, I have been masturbating myself silly and your post was kind of amusing but that is beside the point.

~Tru~
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: Drugmoth on October 22, 2009, 12:54:37 AM: Well, my life is not very interesting, but it's not completely devoid of excitement.
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Post by: underclass on October 22, 2009, 12:56:57 AM: right now I'm writing a very long script at work. This is boring. However, I am billing a client $20,000 to do this, which is exciting. I won't see much of it, but it puts me in everyone's good books for the rest of the year.
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 01:41:40 AM: attn: tru

the time period in which you are referencing me was one of my penultimate youth, and therefore cannot be used as fodder for references to my current personality here on the boards. i was a 19 year old girl at one point, so sue me! i fucking dare you. i am now 27, and will consider anything i say from now on forward a truthful representation of myself, but nothing beforehand.

did i mention i'm wasted drunk right now? because i am, and i suppose i should let everyone know.
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Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 01:43:07 AM: p.s. when the fuck did you come into this conversation (via me), anyway?
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Post by: ttfg on October 22, 2009, 02:08:25 AM: here > http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1421.msg63863#msg63863 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1421.msg63863#msg63863)

Quote from: hip on October 22, 2009, 01:41:40 AM
the time period in which you are referencing me was one of my penultimate youth, and therefore cannot be used as fodder for references to my current personality here on the boards. i was a 19 year old girl at one point, so sue me! i fucking dare you. i am now 27, and will consider anything i say from now on forward a truthful representation of myself, but nothing beforehand.

You were also 16 when your were 17.

note: anything past or present is fodder....no exceptions.
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 02:10:34 AM: i were what i were.
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Post by: ttfg on October 22, 2009, 02:12:44 AM: Which has made you what you are.
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Post by: Tru on October 22, 2009, 02:20:10 AM: Hahahaha you were in your next to last youth?

Come on girl, we both know, (well maybe for you recently) that age doesn't really change personalities.

Quote
p.s. when the fuck did you come into this conversation (via me), anyway?

When you added my name (and faux comments) to one of your very own posts.

Silly girl don't worry about it. I still think you are pretty cool. But I will never again try to be your friend off the bat.

That will have to be earned.
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 02:27:53 AM: take it easy, friend-o.
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Post by: underclass on October 22, 2009, 02:34:51 AM: Quote from: Tru on October 22, 2009, 02:20:10 AM
we both know, (well maybe for you recently) that age doesn't really change personalities.

but attitudes do change
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Post by: Tru on October 22, 2009, 02:35:32 AM: Great start, now please show us your titties!
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Post by: underclass on October 22, 2009, 03:00:44 AM: sure thing, they're pretty hairy though
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Post by: Drugmoth on October 22, 2009, 03:01:55 AM: I have one hairy nipple and one completely hairless. Kinda weird.
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Post by: Tru on October 22, 2009, 03:15:03 AM: LOL
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Post by: Zoomie on October 22, 2009, 07:38:22 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on October 22, 2009, 03:01:55 AM
I have one hairy nipple and one completely hairless. Kinda weird.

This is a small FRACTION of what drugs do to you, kids... Dylan, I'd like to put you in a cage and take you around to elementary schools. Is that wrong?

So, Kate... you were email cheating on me with Tru all those years ago, huh? This is why I raised the bar to 30-something women...
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: Drugmoth on October 22, 2009, 07:46:57 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on October 22, 2009, 07:38:22 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on October 22, 2009, 03:01:55 AM
I have one hairy nipple and one completely hairless. Kinda weird.

This is a small FRACTION of what drugs do to you, kids... Dylan, I'd like to put you in a cage and take you around to elementary schools. Is that wrong?

Maybe the cage part.
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Post by: taiko on October 22, 2009, 09:56:23 AM: Quote from: Tru on October 22, 2009, 12:52:30 AM
it takes a bit of doing to add a persons name to a quote like that

Actually, there's a "quote" button at the far right hand side of a post which will add a person's name automatically, as well as including all of the text from the post AUTOMATICALLY!
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: taiko on October 22, 2009, 09:58:09 AM: Quote from: hip on October 22, 2009, 01:41:40 AM
the time period in which you are referencing me was one of my penultimate youth...

http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Apenultimate (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Apenultimate)

Quote from: hip on October 22, 2009, 01:41:40 AM
did i mention i'm wasted drunk right now? because i am, and i suppose i should let everyone know.

If you correctly used the word "penultimate" wasted drunk, I'll be impressed.

Am I to assume that your youth terminated when you turned 21, then?
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 10:09:17 AM: i'm pretty hungover at the mo'. i woke up to find an empty wine glass and an empty dorito bag on my computer desk, and remnants from the last shake from my bag of weed kind of sprinkled all over the place. apparently i had a party last night. with myself.
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Post by: underclass on October 22, 2009, 10:12:32 AM: all over the board!
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Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 10:16:10 AM: i kind of remember that, which is why i hopped online to see if there were any messes to clean up.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 22, 2009, 01:22:25 PM: Last night I wished I had weed so bad.... SO bad!
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Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 01:49:38 PM: ... and god bless Tiny Tim!
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Post by: Tru on October 22, 2009, 02:17:02 PM: Quote from: eitje that weird little guy on October 22, 2009, 09:56:23 AM
Quote from: Tru on October 22, 2009, 12:52:30 AM
it takes a bit of doing to add a persons name to a quote like that

Actually, there's a "quote" button at the far right hand side of a post which will add a person's name automatically, as well as including all of the text from the post AUTOMATICALLY!

No shit?

But you see the board only quotes the actual poster. AUTOMAGICALLY!
To change the name on a quote and make it appear to be someone else's, now that requires personal intervention.

Don't worry about it Kate, sounds like you had an interesting evening.

I feel happy today.

Oh and I was pretty wasted last night too!
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Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 07:01:04 PM: I don't think I was wasted the other night; odd ...
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Post by: taiko on October 22, 2009, 07:31:19 PM: Quote from: Tru on October 22, 2009, 02:17:02 PM
No shit?

Well, you and I have discussed using it before, and it looked like you forgot, so I thought I'd help remind a demented old man about the simpler things. :)
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Post by: Zoomie on October 22, 2009, 07:52:34 PM: *Is just happy to not be the demented old man du jour...*
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Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 08:30:07 PM: FOR ONCE ...
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Post by: taiko on October 22, 2009, 11:52:36 PM: I've learned my lesson on teasing Zoomie about his age.

*bacteria-laden cough for emphasis*
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Post by: Tru on October 23, 2009, 11:31:52 PM: oh and I'm pretty wasted tonight as well.
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Post by: hip on October 24, 2009, 12:15:23 AM: on my way there. one more sapphire and tonic and I'll be there.
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Post by: Thrash on October 24, 2009, 12:48:59 AM: I've been drinking really good beer, however, slowly ...

I'm just leaving the office now and I'll hit the bar and tank up; I'll be drunk by the time I show up here in an hour or so ...
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Post by: mosh on October 24, 2009, 05:25:07 AM: Not as good as the beer I been drinking lately...
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Post by: Thrash on October 24, 2009, 05:54:07 PM: Dammit!
Fucked again by an Aussie!
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 24, 2009, 06:16:59 PM: I don't let those Aussie swine get me down.
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Post by: mosh on October 24, 2009, 07:44:55 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on October 24, 2009, 06:16:59 PM
I don't let those Aussie swine get me down.

I really didnt try...
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 24, 2009, 11:14:43 PM: I know, I just wanted to say "Aussie swine."
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 25, 2009, 01:26:32 AM: "Aussie swine" FLEW out of your mouth.
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2009, 02:21:09 AM: Hey ...
-=I=- felt better reading it; thanks for having my back, dear!
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Post by: taiko on October 25, 2009, 02:23:59 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on October 25, 2009, 01:26:32 AM
"Aussie swine" FLEW out of your mouth.

I think that's a pig flying joke.
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2009, 02:24:37 AM: Hmmm ....
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Post by: hip on October 25, 2009, 10:55:53 AM: how many (known) dads do we actually have here? tru, zoomie, daddy, daddy dopedick, ummm...si, sort of...not thrash because you can't get a girl pregnant by fucking her starfish... any others?
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Post by: taiko on October 25, 2009, 01:53:04 PM: nick's trying, right?
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Post by: hip on October 25, 2009, 02:05:44 PM: i'm sure bagman will impregnate some craigslist hosebeast soon enough.

should we count my boyfriend? seeing as i talk about him incessantly here, i feel as if he's part of the gang!
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 25, 2009, 02:24:41 PM: Quote from: hip on October 25, 2009, 10:55:53 AM
ummm...si, sort of...

My dogs count?
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Post by: taiko on October 25, 2009, 02:28:45 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on October 25, 2009, 02:24:41 PM
Quote from: hip on October 25, 2009, 10:55:53 AM
ummm...si, sort of...

My dogs count?

If they do, then I'm also a daddy.
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2009, 02:36:15 PM: Quote from: hip on October 25, 2009, 10:55:53 AM
how many (known) dads do we actually have here? tru, zoomie, daddy, daddy dopedick, ummm...si, sort of...not thrash because you can't get a girl pregnant by fucking her starfish... any others?

There's always seepage ....
Well, that, and being careful with myself ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 25, 2009, 03:25:50 PM: Quote from: eitje on October 25, 2009, 02:23:59 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on October 25, 2009, 01:26:32 AM
"Aussie swine" FLEW out of your mouth.

I think that's a pig flying joke.

Triple-entendre?
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2009, 03:27:55 PM: Pigs fly, swine flu ...

Hmmm ...

I'll just see how this plays out ...
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Post by: hip on October 25, 2009, 03:29:47 PM: why did i think amy was pregnant?
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 25, 2009, 03:38:55 PM: Man, I have no idea... thankfully she isn't.
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Post by: hip on October 25, 2009, 03:46:58 PM: don't worry. it's very possible i'm losing my mind. packing for this move is driving me absolutely mad. i have an atrocious amount of unnecessary stuff. so much so, that i refuse to let any friends help me because it's so bad that i'm actually embarrassed.

i brought a huge bag of about 20 bags (purses, wallets, etcetera) in to work to let the girls fight over them. i have a 15 gallon plastic bin stuffed full of all the bags i just can't get rid of. tonight i start weeding through my shoes. i'm concerned tonight's the night to push me over the edge. it turns out i have well over 100 pairs of shoes. it's fucking disgusting.
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 25, 2009, 04:01:31 PM: 3 years ago, just before I had my apartment renovated, I went through and got rid of a whole bunch of useless junk. I think the final count was something like 25 garbage bags of crap we got rid of. Threw most of it away and let the construction crew who were doing the flat up have at whatever they wanted. Bear in mind that I live in a one bedroom, one bathroom, combination living room and kitchen apartment.

And my place is STILL full of crap.
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Post by: taiko on October 25, 2009, 05:05:20 PM: Quote from: hip on October 25, 2009, 03:46:58 PM
i brought a huge bag of about 20 bags (purses, wallets, etcetera) in to work to let the girls fight over them. i have a 15 gallon plastic bin stuffed full of all the bags i just can't get rid of. tonight i start weeding through my shoes. i'm concerned tonight's the night to push me over the edge. it turns out i have well over 100 pairs of shoes. it's fucking disgusting.

could you goodwill/salvation army the tuff, and get tax credits? or used clothing stores might also be a boon.
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2009, 08:19:08 PM: Goodwill'll take that shit in a heartbeat ...
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Post by: bagman on October 25, 2009, 09:21:07 PM: I have noticed the Goodwill I usually drop stuff of at has become more picky lately.

Who knew skid-marked underwear wasn't in style? Oh well, at least they'll take the ones that my Molloscum rubbed against.
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Post by: Doormouse on October 25, 2009, 09:23:42 PM: Yeah actually I noticed the same. Goodwill is getting snobby.
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Post by: Thrash on October 25, 2009, 09:54:23 PM: The City Rescue Mission here is a WAREHOUSE full of cool things, cheap ...

Folding, working, decent shape treadmill - $40
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Post by: Daddy on October 25, 2009, 10:47:49 PM: I am late to the party on this one, but my first child was miscarried at 5 months. It was probably for the better since I was 17 at the time.
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Post by: Doormouse on October 25, 2009, 10:54:02 PM: Salvation Army is better about accepting things than Good Will

Also, didn't some of you guys have girls that needed abortions? That has to count for a half-point of a quarter-point at least.
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: hip on October 25, 2009, 11:22:42 PM: Quote from: eitje on October 25, 2009, 05:05:20 PM
could you goodwill/salvation army the tuff, and get tax credits? or used clothing stores might also be a boon.

many of my friends and co-workers have been waiting nearly a decade for this purge. i've always promised them first look. a riot might ensue if i were to deny them. i have that much awesome stuff. (read: i have always had that big a shopping problem.)

after they go through each grouping of items, i plan on bringing them to the local thrift shops because they'll give me great value (in their receipts) on anything i give. unfortunately the salvation army/goodwill/breast cancer donation group/et al won't really define my items by quality, or original price, only by price-per-style-of-item (as in: $2/shirt, $2/pant, etcetera). the thrift shops are willing to analyze quality and material (e.g.: silk vs. synthetic) and quote me a tax related receipt based on value rather than purely quantity. i dig that, especially knowing i've always payed premium on clothing items and many of these items have seldom been worn.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 25, 2009, 11:50:14 PM: I have exceptional taste in clothes. My friends always end up taking my things before I have time to accumulate them so I don't ever have too many. I also do things like sew so that I can turn something old into something new. Hip- I will take all of those shoes off of your hands. Speaking of shoes... my mom actually bitched at me today about how I don't own a pair of tennis shoes. She thinks I need sensible shoes for Japan. Who says high heels and cowboy boots aren't sensible!!?!

(http://www.japanforum.com/gallery/data/2/medium/harajuku-girls-12-04-07-07.jpg)
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 26, 2009, 02:20:16 AM: Get a pair of comfy shoes before you go. Walking is way less of a shitty time if your feet don't hurt.
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 26, 2009, 02:28:26 AM: Quote from: Doormouse on October 25, 2009, 10:54:02 PM
Also, didn't some of you guys have girls that needed abortions? That has to count for a half-point of a quarter-point at least.

That might've been what Katie was thinking of before, re: me as a halfway daddy?
Title: Re: boring lives.
Post by: hip on October 26, 2009, 06:42:20 AM: In that case, how many of us have some mommy points (or fractions thereof) on our records?

I actually don't care. I've been up ALL NIGHT LONG packing. Shoes, kitchen, and bath stuff are all done, and before i just hopped in the shower, i bleached the tub, toilet, and floor, and spic-n-spanned every surface in the room. Holy crap. Bedtime.
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Post by: Doormouse on October 26, 2009, 12:43:11 PM: Sarah gets Mommy points for starters.
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 26, 2009, 02:47:10 PM: One miscarriage and two abortions under my belt. That's at least a whole point. I drove by an "abortion graveyard" a year ago and I actually felt bad for a second. Fucking christians.

(http://www.painetworks.com/photos/ek/ek2934.JPG)
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Post by: Lucky on October 26, 2009, 04:24:39 PM: Did all the tombstones just look like upturned vacum cleaner bags?
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 27, 2009, 06:08:45 AM: No, they were little white baby sized crosses.
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Post by: Thrash on October 28, 2009, 11:30:47 PM: 4,100 per day, eh?
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Post by: 13chemicals on October 28, 2009, 11:35:21 PM: I had one hell of a day!