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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: The Geek on October 20, 2009, 07:42:50 PM

Title: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: The Geek on October 20, 2009, 07:42:50 PM: The dishwasher was unkind to it, so we vow never to put it in again, either way Detroit was happy to be thought of and you get +100000 witty points for the gift, and +5 for the late night drunk call. Still waiting on some drunk texts!

Everyone else: Now, it's not my place to say how it was obtained - I'll leave that to hip if she's like to tell!

Thanks again, can't wait for the 14th (even took off from rehearsals!)

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs206.snc1/7321_719394186203_8204191_41503001_2466901_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: FAH-Q on October 20, 2009, 07:49:54 PM: Awesome!
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Post by: Doormouse on October 20, 2009, 07:57:43 PM: Yeah that's pretty kickass.
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Post by: Zoomie on October 20, 2009, 08:27:29 PM: Excellent job, Kate.
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Post by: underclass on October 20, 2009, 09:55:33 PM: I want a custom made beer stein
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Post by: taiko on October 20, 2009, 10:40:18 PM: what nice looking cabinets!
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: The Geek on October 20, 2009, 11:41:48 PM: too easy...

Back on topic

Nick, I tried looking for "Sheep Fucker" glasses, but I couldnt find any. So I just found this drink recipe for you. Looks like it'll taste like a sweaty ass. Let me know how it'll turn out.

Ingredients to use: 1.0 glass Cola
2.0 shot 100 Proof Southern Comfort
1.0 shot 100 Proof Rumplemintz
Directions: Pour shot of rumple minze and two shots of soco over ice into tall glass. Fill with coke. Drink and enjoy. Warning! this drink has almost as much alchohol as shooting 6 kamikaze's... after two or three of these your farmer neighbor's sheep will start to look pretty good
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: underclass on October 20, 2009, 11:51:21 PM: yay!
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Post by: hip on October 21, 2009, 12:23:04 AM: know what? I bet it would be tasty with a splash of grenadine.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: The Geek on October 21, 2009, 12:31:29 AM: Rumpleminz always makes me think about Peppermint flavored vomit, which is what always happened after drinking exuberant amounts of Rumpleminz and/or its foul counterpart, Avalanche.

Aftershock, however... wait. no, no. That sucked too.

Side note, I actually had to look up grenadine to see what the hell it was. Oh how far Ive fallen from the booze tree. My 17 year old self would punch my current self right in the baby maker. Then again at 17 I tried to make Jello shots from Rumpleminz (was out of vodka and couldnt stand it straight anymore), couldn't wait, and drank the tray with just jello powdered flavored booze.
Man, who wants to be MY prom date?!

I may even have a picture of that... stay tuned.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Doormouse on October 21, 2009, 12:54:48 AM: Yeah the Rumple Minze is the only part of the formula I questioned. I'd switch it for Chartreuse, but who knows maybe that would suck too. I'm notoriously bad at coming up with good creative uses for liquors.
My last experiment was SoCo+Amaretto as a topping for Ice Cream. Result: one ruined ice cream.
I tend to just drink things neat and leave it to the experts to come up with the delicious recipes.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: hip on October 21, 2009, 08:20:01 AM: i need to brush up on my mixology, as i'll soon be bartending in an area that's both more urban and full of college kids.

the latest lead on a bar job is at a martini bar with something like 100 supposedly original martini recipes. i imagine the drink menu looking something like the cheesecake factory's dessert menu.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 21, 2009, 09:32:28 AM: Awesome pimp cup!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 21, 2009, 09:32:52 AM: PS: Why don't I have a cool nick name like "Detroit"?
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: taiko on October 21, 2009, 10:08:08 AM: Quote from: (_)_)===D on October 21, 2009, 09:32:52 AM
PS: Why don't I have a cool nick name like "Detroit"?

Dover?
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Post by: mosh on October 21, 2009, 10:22:12 AM: /me likes this
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 21, 2009, 10:45:16 AM: Quote from: eitje on October 21, 2009, 10:08:08 AM
Quote from: (_)_)===D on October 21, 2009, 09:32:52 AM
PS: Why don't I have a cool nick name like "Detroit"?

Dover?

You suck at nick names.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: The Geek on October 21, 2009, 10:57:13 AM: didnt you give him the name "Detroit"?
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 21, 2009, 11:47:24 AM: Yeah. I did.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Thrash on October 21, 2009, 12:22:33 PM: Well then, he should name you ...
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: FAH-Q on October 21, 2009, 03:46:44 PM: Quote from: (_)_)===D on October 21, 2009, 11:47:24 AM
Yeah. I did.

Ahem. It was something of a joint effort, if memory serves. (http://www.thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?146196.20)
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: The Geek on October 21, 2009, 03:51:56 PM: Touche, Si!

For the lazy:

Zoomie
Tue Feb 10 2009, 07:07AM

   Don't. Just bring him to the river next time. Meantime, he needs a nickname. Something to do with a bodily secretion or excretion.

I vote earwax.

krapsna
Tue Feb 10 2009, 10:20AM

   How about smeg?

Oooh, I know. We'll call him "redwings".


FAH-Q
Tue Feb 10 2009, 03:03PM

   Hahaha! You could always kinda cryptic and call him "Detroit Work Boots".


krapsna
Tue Feb 10 2009, 03:15PM

   LOL, how about just "Detroit"?

Thrash
Tue Feb 10 2009, 03:40PM

   You can make polls here ...


Zoomie

   Fuck the poll, Detroit it is.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Doormouse on October 21, 2009, 04:21:15 PM: LEGISLATIVE HISTORY

Legislative acknowledgment of a problem.
Quote from: Zoomie
Don't. Just bring him to the river next time. Meantime, he needs a nickname.

Introduction of "First Bill"
Quote from: Zoomie
Something to do with a bodily secretion or excretion.
I vote earwax.

Introduction of Second Bill in committee. Second Bill dies in committee and is replaced by a third "Committee Bill." Implicit rejection of first.
Quote from: krapsna
How about smeg?
Oooh, I know. We'll call him "redwings".

Approval of legislative acknowledgment. Introduction of "Fourth Bill" contemporaneous with implicit rejection of 1st and 3rd bills.
Quote from: FAH-Q
Hahaha! You could always kinda cryptic and call him "Detroit Work Boots".

Concurrence with "Fourth Bill." Proposed excisory amendment to 4th bill.
Quote from: krapsna
LOL, how about just "Detroit"?

Rules committee weighs in with an appeal to process.
Quote from: Thrash
You can make polls here ...

Cloture invoked. Amendments accepted by a bare majority (2 yeas, 0 nays, 2 abstentions). Bill signed by Congress and certified to Executive for signature and passage into law.
Quote from: Zoomie
Fuck the poll, Detroit it is.

Executive takes no action, but congress is convened, so bill becomes law. Indications apparent that new law is effective and beneficial.
Quote from: The Geek on October 20, 2009, 07:42:50 PM
Detroit was happy
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: ttfg on October 21, 2009, 04:32:40 PM: I remember an a-s user called detroit ?? i think..
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: taiko on October 21, 2009, 05:05:02 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on October 21, 2009, 04:21:15 PM
LEGISLATIVE HISTORY

you, sir, are awesome.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 21, 2009, 05:07:50 PM: Yes, kick ass post.
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Post by: FAH-Q on October 21, 2009, 05:43:09 PM: Yep, +1
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Post by: Zoomie on October 21, 2009, 05:46:30 PM: MR. CHAIRMAN! MR. CHAIRMAN!

Christiana would make you sound like an Italian stripper...
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Thrash on October 21, 2009, 06:17:05 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on October 21, 2009, 05:43:09 PM
Yep, +1
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 22, 2009, 11:01:09 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on October 21, 2009, 05:46:30 PM
MR. CHAIRMAN! MR. CHAIRMAN!

Christiana would make you sound like an Italian stripper...

The point isn't to name someone after a town, it's go give someone a cool nickname.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: 13chemicals on October 22, 2009, 12:08:56 PM: I used to have a chalice with rhinestones glued onto it to spell out, "sashaholic." It was pretty sweet!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 22, 2009, 12:35:40 PM: Sounds kinda vapid from over here on the East Coast.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: 13chemicals on October 22, 2009, 12:39:04 PM: Why cares about the east coast? I don't care about the east coast. SO whatever opinions come from the east coast will just be ignored.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 22, 2009, 12:44:00 PM: Okay, have fun with that.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 12:50:24 PM: Quote from: (_)_)===D on October 22, 2009, 11:01:09 AM
The point isn't to name someone after a town, it's go give someone a cool nickname.
Cool Ethan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ccyd_uDAvA#normal)

check it out at 1:55:
Slackers - How to be Creepy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK6ufUFBXSE#normal)
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 12:51:17 PM: sooo... for you i'm obviously thinking either "cool eric" or "laser". both are pretty awesome.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 22, 2009, 01:07:18 PM: I thought you were laser?
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Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 01:10:52 PM: you remember!
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Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 01:45:04 PM: "SpunkMonkey"?
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Post by: Zoomie on October 22, 2009, 02:37:18 PM: Then we should just call you Meat.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on October 22, 2009, 02:58:57 PM: Alright, I gotta stay out of the nick name discussion... You're not allowed to give yourself a nickname, cause that's lame.
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Post by: Nitya on October 22, 2009, 04:20:50 PM: Ed Byrne - LL Cool J (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpFQ7TIAaBA#normal)
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: The Geek on October 22, 2009, 05:23:54 PM: I have always claimed eric's cock shot out liquid heroin to keep the bitches coming back, and I also joke that he just loves impregnating.
Can we make anything of that?
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Post by: Doormouse on October 22, 2009, 05:57:04 PM: Haha, Slackers was one of a handful of movies I've seen that made we want to commit hate crimes. It was painfully bad.
I rented it because I'd heard "Slacker" was good. "Slacker" is in fact quite good. "Slackers," however killed me a little inside.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 06:28:03 PM: Quote from: The Geek on October 22, 2009, 05:23:54 PM
I have always claimed eric's cock shot out liquid heroin to keep the bitches coming back, and I also joke that he just loves impregnating.
Can we make anything of that?

i've got it! spermy dopedick.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Zoomie on October 22, 2009, 06:49:46 PM: Daddy McCockjunkie.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 06:50:58 PM: "DopeDick" is good ...
We need something else to go with it though ...
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: taiko on October 22, 2009, 07:27:46 PM: Quote from: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 06:50:58 PM
"DopeDick" is good ...
We need something else to go with it though ...

Daddy Dopedick!
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 08:27:14 PM: We have a "Daddy here", as perfectly as that actually fits ...
I'd though of that as well, BTW ...
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Post by: Zoomie on October 22, 2009, 08:29:55 PM: How about just "Potent".

That would cover it all.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Thrash on October 22, 2009, 08:30:43 PM: Hmmmm ...

We can't stroke his ego too much though ...
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Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 09:42:02 PM: why not? sadly, he's too far away to stroke anything else for him.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: The Geek on October 22, 2009, 09:49:09 PM: He was over today and I neglected to tell him that his nickname isnt coming as easy as his ability to impregnate.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: 13chemicals on October 22, 2009, 10:06:57 PM: Did he impregnate your face after he raped it?
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: hip on October 22, 2009, 10:42:47 PM: good times with daddy dopedick.
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Post by: Daddy on October 22, 2009, 11:44:18 PM: It does have a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: taiko on October 22, 2009, 11:57:08 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on October 22, 2009, 08:29:55 PM
How about just "Potent".

That would cover it all.

~~The Potent Papa~~

The Potent Papi!
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Thrash on October 23, 2009, 12:25:43 AM: Hmmmm ...

"Daddy DopeDick" sounds so cool ...

Maybe we should ask Daddy on here his opinion ...
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Post by: taiko on October 23, 2009, 02:15:18 AM: Quote from: Daddy on October 22, 2009, 11:44:18 PM
It does have a nice ring to it.
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Post by: Thrash on October 23, 2009, 11:57:20 AM: No cock ring jokes?
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Post by: The Geek on October 24, 2009, 02:49:13 PM: Daddy Dope Dick did not rape my face and impregnate my eye lids, which is sad since I begged him to
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: taiko on October 24, 2009, 03:04:23 PM: Quote from: Thrash on October 23, 2009, 12:25:43 AM
"Daddy DopeDick" sounds so cool ...

Maybe we should ask Daddy on here his opinion ...

Loaded-Gun.com - we have two Daddys.
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Nitya on October 24, 2009, 04:50:17 PM: Quote from: eitje on October 22, 2009, 11:57:08 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on October 22, 2009, 08:29:55 PM
How about just "Potent".

That would cover it all.

~~The Potent Papa~~

The Potent Papi!

papi means sinner in Hindi...
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: Thrash on October 24, 2009, 05:50:28 PM: Hmmmm ...
We MAY have a winner here ...

Quote from: eitje on October 24, 2009, 03:04:23 PM
Quote from: Thrash on October 23, 2009, 12:25:43 AM
"Daddy DopeDick" sounds so cool ...

Maybe we should ask Daddy on here his opinion ...

Loaded-Gun.com - we have two Daddys.

Hahahahaha ....
Title: Re: Hip's Hip Gift
Post by: FAH-Q on October 24, 2009, 07:10:05 PM: Do it! That's way funnier than the stepchild thing.
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Post by: Doormouse on October 25, 2009, 01:02:04 AM: Quote from: Thrash on October 24, 2009, 05:50:28 PM
Hmmmm ...
We MAY have a winner here ...

Quote from: eitje on October 24, 2009, 03:04:23 PM
Quote from: Thrash on October 23, 2009, 12:25:43 AM
"Daddy DopeDick" sounds so cool ...

Maybe we should ask Daddy on here his opinion ...

Loaded-Gun.com - we have two Daddys.

Hahahahaha ....

Agreed. This did make me laugh. I should have said so earlier.