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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Libertine on October 26, 2009, 11:05:37 PM

Title: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: Libertine on October 26, 2009, 11:05:37 PM

http://www.fleshjack.com/count-cockula/?link=487291 (http://www.fleshjack.com/count-cockula/?link=487291)

A Fleshlight With Vampire Fangs (including Teethed up on the inside) for maximum cock stimulation.

Truly a miracle of modern sex toy engineering.

If I ever stop laughing the first thing I'm going to do is fuck it.

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: FAH-Q on October 27, 2009, 02:07:28 AM

Quote from: Libertine on October 26, 2009, 11:05:37 PM

It just arrived tonight, FINALLY! And If I ever stop laughing the first thing I'm going to do is did was fuck it. Awesome!

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: underclass on October 27, 2009, 04:20:53 AM

I have a mental picture of that thing and bagman's rubber cock that WILL NOT FUCKING DISAPPEAR

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: 13chemicals on October 27, 2009, 06:43:33 AM

Cocksucker in a can. What will they put in a can next!

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: Zoomie on October 27, 2009, 07:23:26 AM

WTF some gay goth vampire sex toy?

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: Emperor Reagan on October 27, 2009, 08:00:49 AM

They did have one on the straight version of the site featuring Masuimi Max in the ad instead of...dudes.

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 27, 2009, 09:18:37 AM

If there's a straight version of the site then why did Chad...

Oh.

Carry on.

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: Libertine on October 27, 2009, 11:04:51 PM

Tbh, I didn't even notice all the gay shit on that website, I was distracted by my boyfriend sucking my cock.

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: Thrash on October 28, 2009, 07:02:42 PM

It's quite the scene, I'm sure ...

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: Lothar on November 08, 2009, 05:42:37 AM

Fag1: "Hey princess!"

Fag2: "Hey lover."

Fag1: "I'm so fucking bored. And gay. Wanna put a brown ring on that cock of yours?'

Fag2: "Oh my god, Lawrence, I thought you'd never ask! Let me put down my needlepoint."

Fag1: "Ok, close your eyes and think about periwinkles, and I'll give you a big surprise!"

Fag2: "Oh this feels so good!"

Fag1: "Surprise! It's the Count Cockula fleshlight jackoff toy!"

Fag2: "My heart is broken. I put Sade on for this?!"

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: 13chemicals on November 08, 2009, 09:58:38 AM

Quote from: Lothar on November 08, 2009, 05:42:37 AM

Luke: "Hey princess!"

Kyle: "Hey lover."

Luke: "I'm so fucking bored. And gay. Wanna put a brown ring on that cock of yours?'

Kyle: "Oh my god, Lawrence, I thought you'd never ask! Let me put down my needlepoint."

Luke: "Ok, close your eyes and think about periwinkles, and I'll give you a big surprise!"

Kyle: "Oh this feels so good!"

Luke: "Surprise! It's the Count Cockula fleshlight jackoff toy!"

Kyle: "My heart is broken. I put Sade on for this?!"

Title: Re: THE COUNT COCKULA
Post by: Thrash on November 08, 2009, 01:54:23 PM

hahahaha ....

Or better yet; "I shaved my ass for this?" ...