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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on October 31, 2009, 06:06:23 PM

Title: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Zoomie on October 31, 2009, 06:06:23 PM
It was 5:45pm, I'm trying to make Tikka Masala, and fucking kids are knocking on my door already. Murdoch barged out and knocked to little fucker on his ass, I turn to his dad and asked, "Isn't it a little early?" and he says in the dull tones of a typical Gurny-ite, "Izzzzz Hal-ween, man..."

This is the only part of this holiday I hate: Dealing with my local white trash and their little retarded booger eaters...
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Nitya on October 31, 2009, 06:31:09 PM
Shup old man and make with the chocolate.
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Zoomie on October 31, 2009, 06:34:53 PM
Father Christmas, give us some money...
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: (_)_)===D on October 31, 2009, 06:37:30 PM
Zoomie probably has shitty candy made out of recycled aluminum cans and yard trimmings anyway.

Bah!
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Thrash on November 01, 2009, 03:45:12 PM
Quote from: Zoomie (in my head)
Chocolate Covered Compost ...

It's $.59/bag for 1000 pieces, and, fuck, I'm just giving it away anyway!
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 04:00:13 PM
MOMMY MOMMY!  THE OLD GINGER MAN ACROSS THE STREET...YOU KNOW, THE ONE OBSESSED WITH LIZARDS AND SAILBOATS?......HE, HE...JUST STARTED GOING CRAZY AND BEATING UP ALL THE OTHER KIDS!  AND HE GAVE ME FUCKING NECCO WAFERS AND CANDY CORN!
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 01, 2009, 06:32:47 PM
We just left a pile of candy on the stoop.

I usually get drunk and tell kids about Satan, but wasn't feeling up to it this year.
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Thrash on November 01, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
hahahahaha ...
I can SO picture this too ....
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Zoomie on November 01, 2009, 10:51:24 PM
Actually we had fun size Snickers, Twix and Three Musketeers. Tulip was supposed to get an extra bag of Mounds in case we needed it, but could have for ourselves but she got Almond Joy by mistake. I hate milk chocolate...
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Tru on November 03, 2009, 12:55:28 PM
I love NECCO wafers, I used to eat them in church to keep from falling asleep.
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Doormouse on November 03, 2009, 12:57:51 PM
NECCO wafers - bone meal and earwig honey.
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: psychopathetic on November 04, 2009, 10:17:16 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on November 01, 2009, 04:00:13 PM
MOMMY MOMMY!  THE OLD GINGER MAN ACROSS THE STREET...YOU KNOW, THE ONE OBSESSED WITH LIZARDS AND SAILBOATS?......HE, HE...JUST STARTED GOING CRAZY AND BEATING UP ALL THE OTHER KIDS!  AND HE GAVE ME FUCKING NECCO WAFERS AND CANDY CORN!

also he is wearing a skirt and boots and nothing else!
Title: Re: Halloween WT-FUCKING FUCK?
Post by: Zoomie on November 05, 2009, 08:31:36 AM
No baby, I only do that for you...