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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: ttfg on November 12, 2009, 09:55:37 AM

Title: God loves anal... and fisting.
Post by: ttfg on November 12, 2009, 09:55:37 AM
http://www.sexinchrist.com/ (http://www.sexinchrist.com/)
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Post by: 13chemicals on November 12, 2009, 01:23:49 PM
You finally found the only website I have ever made.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on November 12, 2009, 05:46:50 PM
I had this idea for a porn site called consecratedcunt.com which would feature women dressed up like the virgin Mary masturbating and fucking guys dressed up like the disciples & Jesus.  Also, nun/nun, priest/nun, nun/nun/nun, priest/nun/priest, etc. porn scenes.
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Post by: Thrash on November 12, 2009, 08:30:12 PM
Wow ...
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Post by: Zoomie on November 12, 2009, 08:42:53 PM
Praise the Lord and pass the lube...
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Post by: Thrash on November 12, 2009, 09:47:37 PM
W3rd ...
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Post by: psychopathetic on November 15, 2009, 09:18:05 PM
I had this idea for a porn site called consecratedcunt.com which would feature women dressed up like the virgin Mary masturbating and fucking guys dressed up like the disciples & Jesus.  Also, nun/nun, priest/nun, nun/nun/nun, priest/nun/priest, etc. porn scenes.

have you seen the (german, of course) porn clip with the priest and the nun and the poo eating? ughhhh.

http://www.1priest1nun.com/ (http://www.1priest1nun.com/)

i have to go vomit now.
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Post by: Thrash on November 15, 2009, 09:41:41 PM
Actually, it was initially called "Church Of Fudge" ...

Here's another one:
http://redtube.com/24589 (http://redtube.com/24589)

It's called "Stretching The Brown Hole" ...
It's got anal, crying, and a good popping noise at the end ...
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Post by: psychopathetic on November 15, 2009, 09:52:55 PM
i know it was called that a while back. i first saw it prolly four or five years ago, way before the 1noun1othernoun trend started.

in any case, people eating vomit or shit are the only kinds of videos that literally make me dry heave/sometimes vomit. i can watch people getting shit on or puked on and not be bothered but if someone picks it up and starts eating it's all over for me.
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Post by: tricky on November 15, 2009, 10:48:15 PM
"Stretching The Brown Hole"

rating: F-

reasons: her fake ass moans are annoying, and his dick looks like a terd.
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Post by: Thrash on November 16, 2009, 01:59:46 AM
Hahahaha ....
Someone posted that to me thinking "Dave would like this!" ...
I agree with you ...

Sarah, after being an NYC paramedic for as long as I was, NOTHING truly shocks me anymore ...
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Post by: Doormouse on November 18, 2009, 01:04:31 PM
Even the fact that our president was born in Nigeria?
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Post by: Thrash on November 18, 2009, 06:20:35 PM
Then he couldn't be president ...
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Post by: Doormouse on November 18, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
Man, so matter-of-fact about it. Nothing does shock you!
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Post by: ttfg on November 18, 2009, 08:29:30 PM
I'm pregnant.
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Post by: 13chemicals on November 19, 2009, 01:45:10 PM
I might be too.
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Post by: Nitya on November 19, 2009, 01:55:12 PM
I'm pregnant.
i thought you were just fat.
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Post by: Doormouse on November 19, 2009, 03:57:16 PM
I'm sorry, but 13Cs getting pregnant would be comedy on the order of Danzig getting engaged and Bagman getting laid.
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Post by: Thrash on November 19, 2009, 06:44:13 PM
So, uhm ...
Wow ...
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Post by: bagman on November 23, 2009, 01:56:06 AM
(http://ballsack.org/Nut_hole.jpg)
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Post by: ttfg on November 23, 2009, 03:14:48 AM
~blink
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Post by: 13chemicals on November 23, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
I'm sorry, but 13Cs getting pregnant would be comedy on the order of Danzig getting engaged and Bagman getting laid.

I couldn't have kids.  Ew! Sick! Nasty!  My gay friend told me as I walked to the water fountain that I looked too good to ruin my body with child bearing.  He said I would get a FAVA if I did. "Fat Above Vagina Area"  I thought it was called a ponch.

(http://demicouture.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/plus.jpg)
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 23, 2009, 08:21:53 PM
ponch.

(http://www.parade.com/images/-v2/features/ponch-and-john-chips.jpg)
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Post by: tricky on November 24, 2009, 01:30:52 AM
i though it was a pooch?

and a FUPA? fat upper pussy area.
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Post by: Zoomie on November 24, 2009, 06:37:10 AM
Didn't y'all watch any bad afrocentric movies in the 90s? They're called hoochies with poochies.
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Post by: Doormouse on November 24, 2009, 08:08:01 AM
I think pooch or paunch are both acceptable. Never heard of ponch.
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Post by: 13chemicals on November 24, 2009, 11:53:25 AM
I guess things are called different things in different parts of the country.  I have saddle bags starting to come in and I think that is called muffin top in other places.  Now it is time to go walk for a hour.
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Post by: FAH-Q on November 24, 2009, 04:08:05 PM
Yeah, paunch is the one I'm familiar with.
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Post by: Nitya on November 24, 2009, 04:16:58 PM
I'm familiar with none of those names, i just call it all flab.
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Post by: ttfg on November 24, 2009, 04:46:07 PM
Yeah, paunch is the one I'm familiar with.
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Post by: Zoomie on November 24, 2009, 06:28:07 PM
Muffintops are sexy. And useful. You can carry your lighter on one side and an emergency cig on the other.
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Post by: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 05:48:57 PM
Muffintops are sexy. And useful. You can carry your lighter on one side and an emergency cig on the other.

what are your thoughts on gunts zoomie?
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Post by: Thrash on November 28, 2009, 06:33:55 PM
He's already said he doesn't mind, he just uses his nose as a prybar ...
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Post by: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 07:58:56 PM
He's already said he doesn't mind, he just uses his nose as a prybar ...

Hot!
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Post by: Zoomie on November 28, 2009, 09:20:45 PM
Like i said, when you're done grieving your lost love, call me...
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Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 03:26:57 AM
Heh ...