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Title: new year's resolutions
Post by: communist twat on December 25, 2009, 09:10:55 PM
any of you gots any?  ;)
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: ttfg on December 25, 2009, 09:15:54 PM
Never made one, ever.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on December 25, 2009, 09:20:07 PM
No. I already quit smoking and you don't seem to want to be my sugar dumpling unless I buy you stuff so...   ...no.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on December 25, 2009, 09:41:13 PM
nobody's going with "to nail the communist twat's twat"?

Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on December 25, 2009, 09:55:23 PM
That seems like more work than I'm willing to commit to at this juncture...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: communist twat on December 25, 2009, 10:01:07 PM
 :'(

I cry.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on December 25, 2009, 10:31:26 PM
Don't cry puddin. I'd bang you unconscious in a heartbeat. But at your age you need a man to impress you with baubles. I don't do baubles.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: underclass on December 26, 2009, 12:12:00 AM
I have a lot. I actually did mine last year, it was to do the Japanese exam, so this year I'm lining up half a dozen and will see how I go
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: communist twat on December 26, 2009, 02:38:40 AM
Don't cry puddin. I'd bang you unconscious in a heartbeat. But at your age you need a man to impress you with baubles. I don't do baubles.

do you know how to make balloon animals at least?  :-\
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on December 26, 2009, 03:21:01 AM
I heard he made a balloon out of a hamster one time...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: underclass on December 26, 2009, 04:01:50 AM
you, me, cane toads, antics
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Daddy on December 26, 2009, 09:04:19 AM
I plan to get a blowjob this year.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on December 26, 2009, 09:51:52 AM
do you know how to make balloon animals at least?  :-\

Balloon animals? Give me a tank of helium and some walmart ripstop nylon and I can show you the world from 5000 feet...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: 13chemicals on December 26, 2009, 04:55:09 PM
My new years resolution last year was to be less selfish.  I accomplished my task.  This year I will probably go back to only drink three drinks a week and quit smoking.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Thrash on December 26, 2009, 05:53:45 PM
I'm on Chantix ...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: communist twat on December 26, 2009, 08:01:58 PM
I'm on Chantix ...

doesn't that have a million horrible side effects?
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: 13chemicals on December 26, 2009, 09:09:51 PM
So does obesity....
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: communist twat on December 26, 2009, 11:22:10 PM
So does obesity....

 :D
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: tricky on December 27, 2009, 12:39:18 AM
My resolution for 2010 is the same as it was for 2009: have a fucking great, fun year.

I followed through with my resolution for 2009. Go me.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: tricky on December 27, 2009, 12:41:21 AM
I'm pretty sure I could nail commie twat if I wanted, but that does seem like a lot of effort.

Well, if she came to NJ I'd slpit her in half with my cawk. Then you all would think I was cool.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Emperor Reagan on December 27, 2009, 12:41:57 AM
I am going vegan and losing the last 30 lbs I want to lose.  Neither are really resolutions, though, since I've already lost 20 this fall/winter and have been mostly vegan aside from eating out.

Also, 2009 sucked on the whole, so I am aiming for a better year.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on December 27, 2009, 12:43:29 AM
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I could nail commie twat if I wanted, but that does seem like a lot of effort.

Well, if she came to NJ I'd slpit her in half with my cawk. Then you all would think I was cool.

How does Billy Corgan feel about this???
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: tricky on December 27, 2009, 12:45:50 AM
pure jealousy.

oh yeah, i'd also like to sign up for karate in 2010. who knows if it will happen.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on December 27, 2009, 01:18:02 AM
I'm on Chantix ...

doesn't that have a million horrible side effects?

Chantix had one wonderful side effect. It took my urge to kill everyone I live with and multiplied it many, many times. And then I stopped taking it, once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Fuckers don't know how close they came to being a spatter pattern...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Phaedrus on December 27, 2009, 02:58:24 AM
My New Year's Resolution is 1024 X 768.

I've done the damn joke every year since 1995, no reason to stop now.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: underclass on December 27, 2009, 03:45:55 AM
I'm going to focus on one month at a time. January -> Go to beach, have a good time showing wife the south island of NZ and eat Ian out of house and country.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Nitya on December 27, 2009, 01:44:13 PM
1. Get some willpower
2. Start exercising more often 

That's all I got as of yet

My New Year's Resolution is 1024 X 768.

I've done the damn joke every year since 1995, no reason to stop now.

I lol'd.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: communist twat on December 27, 2009, 02:16:32 PM
I'm pretty sure I could nail commie twat if I wanted, but that does seem like a lot of effort.


 :-\

I'm saving myself for marriage.

I'm on Chantix ...

doesn't that have a million horrible side effects?

Chantix had one wonderful side effect. It took my urge to kill everyone I live with and multiplied it many, many times. And then I stopped taking it, once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Fuckers don't know how close they came to being a spatter pattern...

Is Chantix over the counter or prescribed? My dad was prescribed one but doesn't want to take it because of side effects.. or maybe that's just his excuse so he doesn't have to stop.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on December 27, 2009, 03:54:12 PM
It's prescribed, and it's some harsh shit for some people.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: ttfg on December 27, 2009, 04:02:57 PM
And usually the last resort pharma wise.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on December 27, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
I resolve to getting fucked up a bit less.

Or a bit more. I'll work out the details by July.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: FAH-Q on December 27, 2009, 05:22:01 PM
My (normally pretty intense) boss was on Chantix for a while. It was like he was fucking stoned all the time, laughing and cracking jokes and floating around the place smiling. It was fucking weird.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: 13chemicals on December 27, 2009, 06:46:11 PM
I haven't talked to Aasim in a week.  I'm doing well on one of my end of year resolutions.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Thrash on December 27, 2009, 08:52:44 PM
I'm on Chantix ...

doesn't that have a million horrible side effects?

I have minor dimensia and restlessness ...
I just keep in mind it's all in my head; it IS slowing my smoking down ...

Tomorrow is "quit day" and I'll go a few more days on it and see ...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on December 28, 2009, 04:49:22 PM
I haven't talked to Aasim in a week.

When you do, ask him if his turban is dirty?

Is Your Turban Dirty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLty3_V81B8#normal)
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Nitya on January 03, 2010, 06:16:30 AM
I'm pretty sure I could nail commie twat if I wanted, but that does seem like a lot of effort.


 :-\

I'm saving myself for marriage.
*swoon*

If only one of us was male.

Also weren't you with your guy for 10 years? How come you guys didn't marry?
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on January 03, 2010, 08:10:00 AM
I been with my other half for 12 years and we aint married...

Whats the question again?
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Nitya on January 03, 2010, 08:37:09 AM
Q: why not?
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Daddy on January 03, 2010, 08:39:59 AM
Marriage can ruin a relationship.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Lucky on January 03, 2010, 09:25:12 AM
It is the number one cause of divorce.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: The Geek on January 03, 2010, 10:07:40 AM
Im trying to lose this happy weight and get back down to where I was a year ago, when I was miserable.
Man, misery has a great way of helping me shed pounds!
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 03, 2010, 10:11:05 AM
I am the exact opposite.  When I'm miserable, I gain weight.  When I'm happy and feeling engaged in life, I lose it.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: FAH-Q on January 03, 2010, 03:25:09 PM
I am the exact opposite.  When I'm miserable, I gain weight.  When I'm happy and feeling engaged in life, I lose it.

Ditto. I've lost about 15 lbs in the last 2 months, partly because my life has gotten more exciting, and partly cuz I'm not being fed constantly either.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Doormouse on January 03, 2010, 04:22:09 PM
Never made one, ever.
Ditto, and...
I am the exact opposite.  When I'm miserable, I gain weight.  When I'm happy and feeling engaged in life, I lose it.
Ditto. I've lost about 15 lbs in the last 2 months, partly because my life has gotten more exciting, and partly cuz I'm not being fed constantly either.
Double ditto.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: FAH-Q on January 03, 2010, 06:45:45 PM
30 lbs in 2 months?
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Doormouse on January 03, 2010, 07:12:29 PM
No I just meant that I gain when unhappy, lose when happy.
I'm actually gaining weight because I'm unhappy these days. Or more like my weight is remaining constant, but I'm losing muscle mass because I don't move anymore, and replacing it with fat. I need to finish school and get out of this crap city.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on January 03, 2010, 07:13:24 PM
I'm trying a new diet... 99% amphetamine, 1% milk.

Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on January 03, 2010, 07:14:42 PM
How's that working out for you? Got the urge to suck cock yet?
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on January 03, 2010, 07:20:37 PM
Not yet... but the minute I grow that neanderthal sloping brow, its bound to happen...

I been with my other half for 12 years and we aint married...

Whats the question again?
Q: why not?

Why bother? Legally, I'm in the same boat as married folks, I havent had to shell out a bunch of money to feed a bunch of ungrateful freeloaders, and most of all, she doesnt have a dowry containing sheep and goats.

Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Lothar on January 04, 2010, 03:55:53 AM
pure jealousy.

oh yeah, i'd also like to sign up for karate in 2010. who knows if it will happen.

You might as well rent some Tae-Bo dvd's.

Don't waste time with that. Find a Muay Thai gym and get to throwing some knees and elbows!

My resolution is to get my black belt in jiu-jitsu.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Nitya on January 04, 2010, 04:01:15 PM
I been with my other half for 12 years and we aint married...

Whats the question again?
Q: why not?

Why bother? Legally, I'm in the same boat as married folks, havent had to shell out a bunch of money to feed a bunch of ungrateful freeloaders, and most of all, she doesnt have a dowry containing sheep and goats.


How come?
I thought you got more rights when your partner died/in general really if you were/are married than unmarried.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on January 04, 2010, 04:29:50 PM
I don't think he's planning on killing her this month. But I could be mistaken...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Nitya on January 04, 2010, 04:36:01 PM
Swhy I said in general really as well
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: ttfg on January 04, 2010, 06:16:30 PM
Look up the concept 'de facto'.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on January 05, 2010, 12:02:47 AM
"common law wife" is another term for the same thing...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on January 05, 2010, 04:48:26 AM
I don't think he's planning on killing her this month. But I could be mistaken...

Hardly worth my time, being as all the assets are in my name alone...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on January 05, 2010, 07:02:16 AM
Insurance, mate. Insurance.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Thrash on January 05, 2010, 10:50:19 PM
What's 10 or 12K, really?
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Daddy on January 05, 2010, 10:54:54 PM
Tax free? If so, then it's worth the thought.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: ttfg on January 05, 2010, 10:59:07 PM
Wow, your marriage really does suck.  I thought you were taking the piss.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Thrash on January 05, 2010, 11:01:20 PM
I'm not thinking he's playing schtick ....
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 06, 2010, 04:21:34 PM
Your wife can be met with an unfortunate accident for the low, low price of $3,500.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Thrash on January 06, 2010, 04:24:45 PM
US or AU?
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Daddy on January 07, 2010, 09:21:26 PM
Currency exchange that much off?
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Zoomie on January 07, 2010, 09:23:46 PM
As much as 40% in the past few years, haven't checked it recently.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on January 08, 2010, 03:17:10 AM
Currency exchange that much off?

Not really, there aint much difference between th US$ and the AU$ these days... AU$1 gets roughly US$0.95 at the minute...
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: mosh on January 08, 2010, 04:37:47 AM
Currency exchange that much off?

Not really, there aint much difference between th US$ and the AU$ these days... AU$1 gets roughly US$0.95 at the minute...

Buy AUD
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: Libertine on January 08, 2010, 11:26:14 AM
AU$ just raised interest rates like a month back right?  That's because their financial sector and general economy isn't completely fucked like ours I would wager.
Title: Re: new year's resolutions
Post by: underclass on January 08, 2010, 05:29:14 PM
This is partly correct. More correct is that the mineral export sector got a huge boost from all the govt water-bailing in China and Japan. Housing over here is insanely overpriced but population is increasing so there hasn't been a correction yet but there has to be one at some point.