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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on December 28, 2009, 07:38:12 PM

Title: Anyone know why...
Post by: Zoomie on December 28, 2009, 07:38:12 PM

...Kyle is shilling for lowermybills.com on Facebook.com?

(http://creative.ak.fbcdn.net/ads3/flyers/127/9/6002386635516_1_5166e46a.jpg)

Title: Re: Anyone know why...
Post by: Tru on December 29, 2009, 12:41:04 AM

Every Jew has his day.

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Post by: Thrash on December 29, 2009, 02:54:39 AM

Yeah ...
WTF DID YOU SAY TO HIM!?!?!?

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Post by: Drugmoth on December 29, 2009, 05:28:26 AM

Nice

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Post by: tricky on December 29, 2009, 11:10:29 AM

hehehe

Kyle's grown a molester moustache, I see.

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Post by: Doormouse on January 03, 2010, 03:41:29 PM

There are an infinite number of waifish indie men-children.

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Post by: Thrash on January 04, 2010, 04:41:52 PM

They man call centers, apparently ...

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Post by: Zoomie on January 04, 2010, 06:05:42 PM

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice:  Hello my name is... David... and I'm calling for American Home Mortgage Servicing. Our records show that you haven't made your payment this month...

Me: Yes well...

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: Sir you must pay your mortgage!

Me: Yes, but...

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: You must pay your mortgage!

Me: I understand that, but...

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: You must pay your mortgage!

Me: OK, and I...

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: But you must pay your mortgage!

Me: Your name isn't really "David" is it?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: No, but you must pay your mortgage!

Me: How's the weather there in Bangalore?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: It is hotter than fresh catshit sir! Can your family pay your mortgage?

Me: No, I don't think so, most of them are either dead or retired. So you're in Southern India, huh? I hear the food there isn't all curries, is that correct?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: Yes sir, but what I wouldn't give for a nice New York Strip! What about your friends? Can your friends   pay your mortgage?

Me: Uhhhh nope, they're all victims of the Third World finally getting an economy too. Sorry. Can you send me the ingredients to make my own garam masala spice?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: No sir. You must pay your mortgage!

Me: Well this has certainly been a fun little game of 20 questions, David.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: Sir you must pay your mortgage!

Me: Call me next month, maybe I'll have something set aside by then.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: Sir you must pay your mortgage!

Me: Or not... what are you going to do, foreclose on all of us?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: Sir you must pay your mortgage!

Me: I mean, you're not China, right?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice: Sir you must...

*hangs up phone*

Title: Re: Anyone know why...
Post by: ttfg on January 04, 2010, 06:13:40 PM

mumbai calling is a good tv show.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumbai_Calling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumbai_Calling)

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Post by: Lothar on January 05, 2010, 03:02:38 AM

Well unless you turn it off on facebook options, they can use your image in an ad without alerting you first.

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Post by: Zoomie on January 05, 2010, 07:01:36 AM

Um, ok, but that's not really Kyle.

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Post by: Lothar on January 05, 2010, 04:15:48 PM

Just enlightening the masses.

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Post by: Thrash on January 05, 2010, 10:55:09 PM

Que?