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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Tru on December 31, 2009, 11:32:17 PM

Title: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Tru on December 31, 2009, 11:32:17 PM
One thing they love on the first while wandering the street aimlessly is to be handed a fist full of fire crackers.

Hahahahahahahashcough

Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Drugmoth on January 01, 2010, 03:55:16 AM
How many times have the cops been called on you?
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: arielle.looney on January 01, 2010, 04:51:11 AM
One thing they love on the first while wandering the street aimlessly is to be handed a fist full of LIT fire crackers.

Hahahahahahahashcough



Fixed!
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: communist twat on January 01, 2010, 03:09:58 PM
All my Neighbor kids are little and cry a lot. a bunch of pussies! the whole lot of 'em!
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Thrash on January 01, 2010, 07:01:24 PM
I almost want to be Tru's neighbor; I'd just never tell him it's me ...
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: ttfg on January 02, 2010, 03:45:44 AM
A few cams and mics and a cheap remote connection and you could do that. oh, dont forget to wire up the lights.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Drugmoth on January 02, 2010, 07:41:53 AM
I'm glad I don't live near ANY of you sick fucks.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Thrash on January 02, 2010, 12:27:07 PM
A few cams and mics and a cheap remote connection and you could do that. oh, dont forget to wire up the lights.

I'd have to make sure they are double insulated so he doesn't accidentally short them out if they come in contact with his tinfoil hats ....
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Zoomie on January 02, 2010, 03:34:29 PM
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0911/hey-you-kids-ape-demotivational-poster-1258736070.jpg)
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Nitya on January 03, 2010, 05:30:42 AM
Most of thr kids round here are too young. A street away there's my ex but I dislike him and on this street about 2 mins away are the guys we always snowball fight. Other than that I don't know anyone here by name.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Doormouse on January 03, 2010, 09:40:30 PM
I know my neighbors by sight, but not by name. Below me lives an immensely fat woman who is very religious, smokes weed all the time, and (bless her heart) unwittingly provides me with free wireless internet. Two floors down live a family of deafmutes. They use no electricity and as a consequence the hall-lighting, which is linked into their apartment, is permanently extinguished and I return home to a pitch black apartment. I use my cell phone to light my way if the second floor tenant has turned off the tiny light above her apartment. The people on the first floor apparently have a friend or relative in jail because I see them many mornings in the summer standing on the wall of the parking lot and making sign-language signs toward the bars of the jail across the street. I thought that prisoners' communications were restricted to prevent things like ordering hits from inside, but who am I to stir up any trouble...

I can't wait to get out of here.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Thrash on January 04, 2010, 04:46:02 PM
I fucked my neighbor and haven't seen her since ...
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: ttfg on January 04, 2010, 06:02:30 PM
Try the dumpster.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Doormouse on January 04, 2010, 06:45:49 PM
I would advise against that. Dumpsters are known to often carry gonorrhea. Try the neighbor on the other side instead.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: FAH-Q on January 04, 2010, 06:46:02 PM
Most of my neighbours are also coworkers of various types.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: ttfg on January 04, 2010, 06:54:39 PM
damm, that place is starting to sound like a commune.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: FAH-Q on January 04, 2010, 09:36:45 PM
My neighbourhood? Kinda. In that my boss owns half of it. And us, I guess.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Thrash on January 05, 2010, 10:44:46 PM
Is this your boss, man?

(http://www.therightperspective.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/david-koresh.jpg)
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: FAH-Q on January 06, 2010, 03:26:10 AM
Not quite.

Man, Tim Daly really was a good choice to play him.
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: underclass on January 09, 2010, 08:57:42 PM
my neighbours like to go to Karaoke with me
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: 13chemicals on January 10, 2010, 10:24:46 PM
You and your neighbors like to bukkake little boys.


"Come into this van little boy there are puppies and ice cream in here...."
Title: Re: Neighborhood kids
Post by: Thrash on January 12, 2010, 04:12:01 PM
Karaoke, bukkake; same difference ....