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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: arielle.looney on January 03, 2010, 08:07:31 PM

Title: Conversations of Life
Post by: arielle.looney on January 03, 2010, 08:07:31 PM
I'm having to talk to Dear right now,

and ask/tell him that if my dad or my son call?

To please tell them that I'm not here,

that he will give me the message that they called,

but that he highly doubts that I'll call back.

I had to tell Dear that, to them?  for them?  I'm dead.

I have to start over,

fresh and new.


Summer's Eve?  roflmfao
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Zoomie on January 03, 2010, 08:34:10 PM
Hang on Wenders. Hang on.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Thrash on January 04, 2010, 04:44:06 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q
Really?  I mean really?
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: mosh on January 05, 2010, 12:34:22 AM
One time, at band camp...
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: hip on January 05, 2010, 12:42:51 AM
i wish you would save this stuff for a shrink or a diary or something.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Libertine on January 05, 2010, 01:09:16 AM
At least I'm funnier when I'm obliterated.  What is this nonsense.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Zoomie on January 05, 2010, 07:04:42 AM
There's a pattern, for those who have the ability to see it. Once you see the pattern, she makes perfect sense, sounds absolutely lucid.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Doormouse on January 05, 2010, 07:25:28 AM
Here (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?action=profile;u=193;sa=statPanel)'s the pattern:
12:00h-13:00h - intelligible sober posting
14:00h - post-count drops due to consumption of alcohol
15:00h-16:00h - drunken keyboard-thrashing
17:00h - post-count drops due to consumption of marihuana
18:00h - drug-induced stupor with sandwiches and pickles
19:00h-22:00h - escalating series of drug-induced keyboard-thrashings. Insanity peaks at 22:00h
23:00h-02:00h - coming down. posts are much less frequent but much less intelligible.
03:00h - second wind! oh rapture!
03:00h-06:00h - winding down
07:00h - "good night"s issued.
09:00h - somniloquistic glossolalia. (usually philosophical/political/racist posts channeled directly from FOX News which is left on as white noise to sleep by)
10:00h-11:00h - R.E.M. sleep
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Thrash on January 05, 2010, 10:52:06 PM
Leave me out of this ...
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: arielle.looney on January 09, 2010, 03:34:37 AM
i wish you would save this stuff for a shrink or a diary or something.

Why?  With fiends like you, who will actually just tell me I'm full of shit?

A shrink would never dare to do that.

Think I'm "broken?"

Fix me.

Other folks can't fix you.

You just have to flail around and try to figure it out for yourself and/or connect with other peeps who don't want to be analyzed, just understood.

Sad, and lonesome, but ture.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 10, 2010, 10:11:13 PM
I've been to a shrink 3 times.

The last time the shrink kept trying to make follow up appointments, which I would then cancel and reschedule, until I finally just moved to a different state.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: 13chemicals on January 10, 2010, 10:18:45 PM
I went a shrink and she just told me that I was a drug addict/sex addict/alcoholic.  I don't need to pay someone $100 an hour to tell me that.  I can tell myself that for free.  FREE
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Doormouse on January 10, 2010, 10:54:22 PM
I have too much pride to go to a shrink. That's basically admitting defeat. I'll fix my problems through self-medication thank you very much.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Zoomie on January 10, 2010, 10:55:31 PM
I went a shrink and she just told me that I was a drug addict/sex addict/alcoholic.  I don't need to pay someone $100 an hour to tell me that.  I can tell myself that for free.  FREE

Yup. Me too.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 10, 2010, 11:11:22 PM
Yeah, I can just take one of those personality disorder quizzes, diagnose myself with them all, and prescribe lots of beer.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Lucky on January 11, 2010, 09:26:00 AM
And how's that working out for you?
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 11, 2010, 09:40:42 AM
Horribly.  I haven't been drinking, so I am clearly incapable of following doctor's orders.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Zoomie on January 11, 2010, 12:26:46 PM
Slacker.
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: arielle.looney on January 12, 2010, 12:19:32 AM
This is something sort of terrible to me.

The twice I did go to counseling?

It was the other folks in my life that the counselor wanted to talk to.

Now, was I "playing" them?  I didn't think so, but a person wouldn't, would they?

Or was I actually pretty normal, just hurt and dealing as best I could?

That said, I suppose I'm a little afraid to go to one, these days, for fear that I'm every bit as crazy as all of us think I am!  DAMN, I hate not using smilies!  Smilies are my friendz...
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Zoomie on January 12, 2010, 08:34:18 AM
If you go to a therapist or psychologist and they want to talk to other members of your family, be afraid. There's a competency hearing in your immediate future...
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Thrash on January 12, 2010, 04:18:24 PM
Thank Odin that all of my family lives up north ...
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: FAH-Q on January 12, 2010, 04:22:56 PM
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Thrash on January 12, 2010, 04:27:21 PM
Just south of it ...
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: underclass on January 12, 2010, 05:41:28 PM
Jersey shore?
Title: Re: Conversations of Life
Post by: Thrash on January 12, 2010, 06:04:21 PM
No, that'd be hell, man ...
Just north of that ....