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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: Drugmoth on January 20, 2010, 03:14:49 PM

Title: Box wine
Post by: Drugmoth on January 20, 2010, 03:14:49 PM

I'm sorry, but I'm in love with this stuff.  Give me the cheapest chablis or chardonnay in a box and you'll make me a happy man for a few days.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Zoomie on January 20, 2010, 08:19:16 PM

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Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Drugmoth on January 21, 2010, 04:44:33 AM

Christ was an idiot?  Huh?

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Doormouse on January 22, 2010, 06:07:41 PM

Box wine is good drinking.
There was a bring-your-own-bottle pizza joint I used to frequent in undergrad.
My friends and I would have box races between the two tables.
These events were pretty terrible for the waitstaff so we all tipped big.
They love and hated us simultaneously and with equal force.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: underclass on February 02, 2010, 06:48:12 AM

box wine is so low that you can say you're above drinking it without looking at all snobbish

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Drugmoth on February 06, 2010, 08:37:03 PM

Box wine is good for one thing:   Getting sloshed.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2010, 10:23:28 PM

And large social gatherings. Isn't that how Jesus helped at the Marriage at Cana?

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2010, 11:45:23 PM

I used to keep 3 boxes of wine handy on the fridge at all times ...

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Drugmoth on April 01, 2010, 11:30:35 AM

Man, I really need to get more boxwine.  Good fuckin' times, man.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Doormouse on April 01, 2010, 05:33:21 PM

Yeah I've never had a bad time with a good old box o' wine.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Thrash on April 02, 2010, 08:44:33 PM

I'd keep 3 different varieties ....
Good times ...

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: FAH-Q on April 03, 2010, 02:43:36 PM

I'm kind of a minor wine snob. I tend to buy at least mid-range decent bottles to drink at home.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Doormouse on April 03, 2010, 04:28:02 PM

Beggars can't be choosers.
I'll get there when I have some money.
My only preference is red over white.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: FAH-Q on April 03, 2010, 05:24:57 PM

Why do I get the
Feeling that you want someone
To point out the rules?

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Doormouse on April 03, 2010, 05:38:18 PM

These are Eitje's rules.
Forcing form to trump content.
Nevertheless,... fix'd:

Quote from: Doormouse on April 03, 2010, 04:28:02 PM

Bums can't be choosers.
When I'm rich I'll get snobby.
For now I choose red.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: FAH-Q on April 03, 2010, 07:31:13 PM

And here I thought that
This was one of your little games
Apparently not

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: underclass on April 07, 2010, 04:12:08 AM

I try to keep boozing down to a 1-2 times per week maximum, hence I buy reasonable stuff. But Japan is cheap as hell to go out anyway

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: daisymae on April 07, 2010, 10:34:41 AM

A bit of trivia for y'alls...

The inventor of boxed wine died last week at the age of 92. So drink up, apparently it's good for you!

http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/06/box-wine-founder-thomas-angove-dies-ati-celebrates-his-boozy-crea/ (http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/06/box-wine-founder-thomas-angove-dies-ati-celebrates-his-boozy-crea/)

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Zoomie on April 07, 2010, 10:46:28 AM

I don't like this thread
box wine lacks taste and finesse
damned disappointing

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: daisymae on April 07, 2010, 10:50:21 AM

Red wine = migraine, champagne = hives, and I just hate white wine.

Unless it is that fruity wine which tastes like Koolaid, then I am all over it. And drunk.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2010, 11:04:48 AM

You call yourself Canadian? Feh.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: daisymae on April 07, 2010, 11:07:33 AM

Just barely.

I'm a beer type of girl.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Thrash on June 03, 2010, 07:29:57 PM

Had some the other day; it's getting better ...

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: FAH-Q on June 04, 2010, 04:12:08 AM

I'm still a bit of a snob, but I balance it out by often drinking semi-decent wine straight out of the bottle. Makes me feel a bit like a pirate. A snobby pirate.

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Quote from: FAH-Q on April 03, 2010, 07:31:13 PM

And here I thought that
This was one of your little games
Apparently not

Apparently not indeed!

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: underclass on June 10, 2010, 07:00:26 AM

Oi fucker, now that you don't have to pay for two flights, how about you bring your act to Asia.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: FAH-Q on June 10, 2010, 02:42:50 PM

Yeah, that's now much more of a real possibility. Unfortunately I need a little more job stability before I can think about going anywhere on holiday, and I also have a very old grandmother in Spain who I haven't seen in five years.

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Thrash on June 24, 2010, 04:47:45 PM

Same thing with me ....

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Zoomie on June 24, 2010, 09:19:27 PM

You don't have a very old grandmother in Spain, Dave...

Title: Re: Box wine
Post by: Thrash on June 25, 2010, 07:49:29 PM

Shhhh, I was hoping that'd go unnoticed after I posted it ...