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General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: Zoomie on January 26, 2010, 08:30:06 PM

Title: I'll give you one million dollars...
Post by: Zoomie on January 26, 2010, 08:30:06 PM: ...if you can prove you ended the life of Nancy Grace. God I hate that bitch.
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Post by: Drugmoth on January 26, 2010, 09:02:06 PM: I'm on it. Can you point me in her general direction? I'll get her head on a stick for ya for a million.
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Post by: communist twat on January 26, 2010, 09:07:58 PM: werd. chics a cunty blister.
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Post by: underclass on January 26, 2010, 09:09:10 PM: (http://wdjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/nancy-grace.jpg)
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Post by: Zoomie on January 26, 2010, 09:10:17 PM: I wouldn't stick anything in that rancid hole but the muzzle of a large frame S&W.
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Post by: Thrash on January 26, 2010, 11:13:39 PM: I think she's funny looking ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on January 26, 2010, 11:22:06 PM: Stop, Thrash! How insensitive...didn't you ever think you might be stirring up some bad memories for Sasha by saying that?
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Post by: underclass on January 26, 2010, 11:29:25 PM: What
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Post by: Thrash on January 27, 2010, 09:17:24 PM: Sorry, dude ...
... sometimes I just don't think things all the way through
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Post by: mosh on January 27, 2010, 11:09:42 PM: Quote from: underclass on January 26, 2010, 09:09:10 PM
(http://wdjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/nancy-grace.jpg)

I'd nail it.
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Post by: Thrash on January 28, 2010, 12:37:50 AM: I'd spunk on that face looking just like it does in that pic ...
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Post by: Zoomie on January 28, 2010, 08:19:21 AM: We need a gif or some flash with a BBC going in and out of that round mouth.
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Post by: 13chemicals on January 28, 2010, 06:57:34 PM: Don't make offers you can't make good on Zoomie. Especially to a group of people that are capable of anything at any time.
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Post by: Zoomie on January 28, 2010, 06:59:20 PM: Totally don't care what it takes. I'll make it good.
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Post by: Drugmoth on January 28, 2010, 08:06:40 PM: If I ACTUALLY managed to kill Nancy Grace without getting caught......I would at least expect a thank you in person.
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Post by: Thrash on January 28, 2010, 08:20:13 PM: You get it; BELIEVE ME!
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on January 29, 2010, 09:10:36 PM: If I believed for a second that zoomie had a million dollars, I would carry through on this because I hate her and hate working.
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Post by: FAH-Q on January 30, 2010, 10:59:36 AM: He didn't specify which currency. There are lots of different types of dollars. Like Guyanese dollars, for example.
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Post by: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 11:09:43 AM: Ugandan Shillings.
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Post by: arielle.looney on January 30, 2010, 12:49:02 PM: Monopoly Money

edit: Although that could get rather expensive... Well, $3.99usd for $16,550.00mmd, so roughly $240usd, plus s&h AND tax, if applicable
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Post by: Thrash on January 30, 2010, 05:24:56 PM: Que?
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Post by: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 06:22:03 PM: A million Ugandan shillings is about $500US. And a million in monopoly money is about $240US.

Pay attention.
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Post by: Thrash on January 30, 2010, 06:36:02 PM: Where did she get the MM figure is what I meant ...
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Post by: arielle.looney on January 30, 2010, 07:10:54 PM: Shopped around, online, and found several sites that sell the stuff.
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Post by: mosh on January 30, 2010, 07:36:17 PM: Vietnamese Dong... 1000000 Dong = US$54.
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Post by: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 08:33:49 PM: Dong isn't my thing. But I bet Dylan could handle a million dongs...
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Post by: mosh on January 30, 2010, 10:34:49 PM: and only charge $54...
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Post by: arielle.looney on January 30, 2010, 10:43:14 PM: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! Y'all have RUINED the Perfect Christmas gift for everyone on this site. Even I could have afforded to send each of y'all a couple of tens of thousands of Dongs!

<sigh>

Yeah, a vid of one of y'all telling a friend that your Christian friend from your anti-social forum sent you some Dong ...

Would've been priceless.
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Post by: Drugmoth on January 30, 2010, 11:57:18 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 08:33:49 PM
Dong isn't my thing. But I bet Dylan could handle a million dongs...

I would imagine that handling more than 2 dongs at once could be quite overwhelming.
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Post by: arielle.looney on January 31, 2010, 07:30:38 AM: Unless you're a juggler!
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Post by: Zoomie on January 31, 2010, 11:37:47 AM: Or a jiggler. A dick jiggler.
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Post by: Thrash on February 01, 2010, 12:41:13 AM: Like, a duggler?
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Post by: FAH-Q on February 01, 2010, 03:21:28 AM: Dirk Diggler?
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Post by: Thrash on February 03, 2010, 06:19:44 PM: Dammit, that's what I was trying to think of ...
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Post by: arielle.looney on February 03, 2010, 06:28:32 PM: Okay, well, a straight woman or a gay man can be a Dick Duggler,

BUT

a straight man can only be a Dick Jiggler.

Sweet!

<~ RUSHES to change "Title"
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Post by: Thrash on February 03, 2010, 07:47:03 PM: WTF are you talking about?

A GAY man would be a "Dick Jiggler" ...

.... nevermind, I'm not getting into this
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Post by: arielle.looney on February 03, 2010, 08:07:39 PM: Quote from: Thrash on February 03, 2010, 07:47:03 PM
WTF are you talking about?

A GAY man would be a "Dick Jiggler" ...

.... nevermind, I'm not getting into this

Too late! (Poorest poor YOU!)

A gay man would have SEVERAL dicks to juggle about, eh?

As would any straight woman. (No question, there. If she's ALIVE? Yeah.)

A straight MAN, however, would only have his OWN dick to JIGGLE.

Is it starting to make sense?
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Post by: Thrash on February 03, 2010, 08:10:25 PM: (http://www.vatsaas.org/rtv/arsenal/teamrocs/bert/crazy_harry.jpg)
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Post by: Zoomie on February 03, 2010, 08:13:30 PM: HAHAHAHA!
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Post by: arielle.looney on February 03, 2010, 09:07:37 PM: DAVE!

With your "BOOYA MF'er" sig,

THAT IS MOST ASSUREDLY A WORK O FART!

EDITED to include: And as of 5 minutes ago? It's a STOLEN Work O Fart!
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Post by: FAH-Q on February 03, 2010, 09:46:02 PM: Quote from: Thrash on February 03, 2010, 08:10:25 PM
(http://www.vatsaas.org/rtv/arsenal/teamrocs/bert/crazy_harry.jpg)

!!!