Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!

General Category => Politics, Philosophy, News and/or Current Affairs => Topic started by: underclass on February 02, 2010, 01:36:30 AM

Title: God
Post by: underclass on February 02, 2010, 01:36:30 AM

Dahaha (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sumerians_look_on_in_confusion_as)

Title: Re: God
Post by: Zoomie on February 02, 2010, 06:33:50 AM

Too cerebral, Nick. Too cerebral.

Title: Re: God
Post by: underclass on February 02, 2010, 06:48:59 AM

srry

Title: Re: God
Post by: FAH-Q on February 02, 2010, 03:28:13 PM

Fuck that noise, that shit's hilarious!

Title: Re: God
Post by: underclass on February 02, 2010, 10:13:45 PM

Quote

"I do not understand," reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. "A booming voice is saying, 'Let there be light,' but there is already light. It is saying, 'Let the earth bring forth grass,' but I am already standing on grass."

"Everything is here already," the pictograph continues. "We do not need more stars."

Historians believe that, immediately following the biblical event, Sumerian witnesses returned to the city of Eridu, a bustling metropolis built 1,500 years before God called for the appearance of dry land, to discuss the new development. According to records, Sumerian farmers, priests, and civic administrators were not only befuddled, but also took issue with the face of God moving across the water, saying that He scared away those who were traveling to Mesopotamia to participate in their vast and intricate trade system.

Title: Re: God
Post by: Drugmoth on February 07, 2010, 09:55:51 AM

roflz

Title: Re: God
Post by: Tru on February 07, 2010, 01:28:02 PM

smile

Title: Re: God
Post by: Phaedrus on February 07, 2010, 11:15:59 PM

KISS - God gave rock n roll to you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvZyGp-LG4I#normal)

Title: Re: God
Post by: Daddy on February 10, 2010, 05:54:27 PM

Classic.

Title: Re: God
Post by: FAH-Q on February 10, 2010, 05:59:50 PM

San Dimas high school football rules!

Title: Re: God
Post by: Zoomie on February 10, 2010, 06:10:01 PM

You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

Title: Re: God
Post by: FAH-Q on February 10, 2010, 06:36:37 PM

I first saw B&T'sEA in the waiting room of some RV rental place near LAX. I'd recently seen Earth Girls Are Easy, and between the two of them SoCal seemed like such a fucking awesome place. And it was. I still love that place.

Title: Re: God
Post by: Thrash on February 12, 2010, 08:25:26 PM

I'd never live there though ...