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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: (_)_)===D on March 19, 2009, 10:43:04 AM

Title: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 19, 2009, 10:43:04 AM
Perhapseth thee hast taken offence in the impurest of thouts conjured by thine junk and hath taken thyself on a passage of most righteous purification of thyne self?

I prayest thou hast not bien rednyred in twain by the goodly knight. 

Surely, thou canst not be slain. 
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: mosh on March 19, 2009, 04:23:28 PM
Greatesth posteth evereth.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Zoomie on March 19, 2009, 04:47:50 PM
Lick me tubby. Both of youse.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Thrash on March 19, 2009, 05:05:39 PM
W3rdeth ...
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: underclass on March 19, 2009, 07:15:16 PM
hark, our knight returneth
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 19, 2009, 08:24:15 PM
loleth!
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Doormouse on March 19, 2009, 08:36:39 PM
Though thou speak'st truth, methinks our knight has gone
He sups on mudbug, po'boy, King's, anon.
Perchance by sporting word and clever art
We'll manage to recall this elder fart.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: tulip on March 19, 2009, 09:51:39 PM
it's not a rennfair..i know the subtleties are evasive tho
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 19, 2009, 10:19:27 PM
Maketh thyself handy good wench, and retriveth mine ale from oer yon.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 19, 2009, 10:20:03 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on March 19, 2009, 08:36:39 PM
Though thou speak'st truth, methinks our knight has gone
He sups on mudbug, po'boy, King's, anon.
Perchance by sporting word and clever art
We'll manage to recall this elder fart.

Huzzah!
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: mosh on March 20, 2009, 04:11:48 AM
Quote from: krapsna on March 19, 2009, 08:24:15 PM
loleth!
ROFLeth!
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Lothar on March 20, 2009, 06:23:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJPfZVZF1Aw
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 20, 2009, 09:16:54 AM
Aye, tis of noble intent to remindeth us of internet days of yore!
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: underclass on March 20, 2009, 09:25:03 AM
Quote
Lightening Bolt!
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 20, 2009, 01:38:09 PM
Dost thou knoweth ye letter yorn? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter))
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Drugmoth on March 20, 2009, 01:56:28 PM
Quote from: underclass on March 20, 2009, 09:25:03 AM
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Lightening Bolt!

Hehehehe.....LARPing is funny because it's sad.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 20, 2009, 08:13:14 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on March 20, 2009, 01:56:28 PM
Quote from: underclass on March 20, 2009, 09:25:03 AM
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Lightening Bolt!

Hehehehe.....LARPing is funny because it's sad.

A wytch! Lighteth ye bonfire of great size yat we may maketh him repenteth yon sins against ye almighty!
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 20, 2009, 08:15:34 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/229629669_de70f986eb.jpg)

Oh snapeth! Whereupon dost thine satchel of gold?
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: underclass on March 20, 2009, 08:42:39 PM
hold fiveth whilst I sharpen this blade that be +4 Cold....
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: taiko on March 20, 2009, 10:35:06 PM
Pro-tip:
http://www.flickr.com/services/api/flickr.photos.getInfo.html

Number before underscore (_) is the photo_id.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 23, 2009, 12:12:27 AM
I'm not following you.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Doormouse on March 23, 2009, 01:21:38 AM
So now we can see the name of the person whose picture it is, the date of the picture, and how they described it. Have you ever seen that movie, "Hackers," with Angelina Jolie and Johnny Lee Miller? Well all you have to do is drop the name of the place the photo was taken or look up the weather on the day and ask the original poster how he liked the 74 degree weather or the unoccupied residential structure fire that day and you instantly gain like 3,141,593 internet points. which turns out to be exactly the number needed to get into that cool Cyberdelia event. Don't forget your leopard print spandex.

Also you remember how that kid Joey kept whining about not having a handle? That's right. You get to come up with a badass handle now too. I'd recommend something in 1337 if you know what I mean.... 8)

Mess with the best, die like the rest. Sweet.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Thrash on March 23, 2009, 02:17:03 AM
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 23, 2009, 09:53:16 AM
I'm still not following you. Why would any of us care about that info?
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Doormouse on March 23, 2009, 09:57:22 AM
Internet points.
They don't have to mean anything objectively to be cool.
Welcome to Cyberdelia.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: taiko on March 23, 2009, 10:01:19 AM
Quote from: krapsna on March 23, 2009, 09:53:16 AM
I'm still not following you. Why would any of us care about that info?
By taking a flickr picture and looking up info on that picture, you're able to identify the album from which that picture came.
Thus, for example, if there were photographic evidence of Zoomie's existence on flickr, then we would be able to do further research to determine his approximate whereabouts by looking up the photo's album.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 23, 2009, 11:41:17 AM
And we have the API key to do such things?
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Zoomie on March 23, 2009, 01:58:02 PM
Quote from: eitje on March 23, 2009, 10:01:19 AM
if there were photographic evidence of Zoomie's existence on flickr, then we would be able to do further research to determine his approximate whereabouts by looking up the photo's album.

There is no evidence of me anywhere of any kind. I don't exist because I'm Fred, remember?
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 23, 2009, 02:15:23 PM
How was your trip man?
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Zoomie on March 23, 2009, 02:36:44 PM
2000 miles of driving, 7 days of utter drunkenness, 2 trips to New Orleans, and I got a human skull repro with runes carved in it.

Hell fuckin yeah.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: mosh on March 23, 2009, 06:21:45 PM
SCHWEET!
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Thrash on March 24, 2009, 05:28:31 PM
I'd actually like to see a pic of that ...
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Zoomie on March 24, 2009, 06:47:58 PM
Of which?
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 24, 2009, 08:28:43 PM
2000 miles of driving. That shit turns us on!
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Zoomie on March 24, 2009, 09:17:45 PM
Just picture me half naked driving a Subaru...
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: FAH-Q on March 24, 2009, 09:32:28 PM
Impreza WRX or dyke-wagon?
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Zoomie on March 24, 2009, 09:34:21 PM
Uber dyke wagon: Forrester
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: FAH-Q on March 24, 2009, 10:03:04 PM
Haha nice!

And I mean that. They may not be flashy, they may not get you laid, but they're fucking great cars.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Zoomie on March 24, 2009, 10:09:31 PM
Yeah. I regret calling Joe a faggot for trading his WRX for one.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 24, 2009, 10:35:21 PM
Man, I would so rock a forrester.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: mosh on March 25, 2009, 02:07:11 AM
DELICA!
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Thrash on March 25, 2009, 02:22:10 AM
I just got rid of one of these:
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/02/87_FX16_478.jpg)

1987 Toyota Corollla FX ...

40MPG, cost me $500 when I first got to Florida ...
Lasted 11 years, sold it STILL RUNNING ...
It was my "Go Cart" and a vehicle I loaned to friends when they needed one ...
Strong car, cargo space, and reliable ...

I miss it already, and it's only been a week ...


Ask Ian, it looked "OK", but it ran like a champ ....
It was a 4th car though, so I gave it away, pretty much ...
The kid that gets it is lucky ....
It's SOLID, even with 246k miles on it ...

My firend has a 1984 Toyota Tercel ...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Toyota-Tercel.jpg/250px-Toyota-Tercel.jpg)
... with 568k miles on it, and STILL runs strong
It's a "spare car" as well ...

Toyotas ROCK, and I'm gonna buy another one for a "spare" when I see one really cheap ...

Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: mosh on March 25, 2009, 02:59:26 AM
I personally dislike Toyota's... but they do work, no doubt about that.

I'm currently looking for one of these:
(http://photos.carsguide.news.com.au/drive_images/dealer/habclaspo/153_3_600.jpg)

$18K is too much for this particular one...
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Thrash on March 25, 2009, 03:06:21 AM
WTF is it?
An Edsel?
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: mosh on March 25, 2009, 03:09:48 AM
Fairmont.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Zoomie on March 25, 2009, 06:54:56 AM
That was sold here as the Falcon. They didn't manufacture the Fairmont in the US until 1978.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: mosh on March 25, 2009, 06:57:24 AM
We had Falcon variants of that too... was the base model... Fairmont was a bit upscale, which meant it had carpet.

Ford still makes Falcon here... it has evolved a bit.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: underclass on March 25, 2009, 07:12:40 AM
I want one of these, car would be nice too

(http://my.prostreetonline.com/photos/data/508/Blonde-babe-in-bikini_-Ferrari_-Porche-91.jpg)
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Doormouse on March 25, 2009, 04:40:47 PM
That is one tight driveway.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 02:26:50 AM
How about the girl?
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: mosh on March 26, 2009, 04:16:28 AM
Girl?

She was photshopped in to make the car look better.
Title: Re: Whereupon Art Thine Zoomie.
Post by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 03:03:38 PM
Ahhh, I see it now ...