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Title: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Emperor Reagan on March 29, 2010, 11:13:05 PM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/28/pope-benedict-sexual-abuse-scandal (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/28/pope-benedict-sexual-abuse-scandal)

The pope might as well excommunicate anyone who has been molested by a priest for seducing a man of god.



 

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: mosh on March 30, 2010, 03:24:53 AM

Then the Catholic church would have zero members.

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2010, 03:25:55 AM

I feel like Christopher Hitchens did a pretty good job of not seeming too smug when he was interviewed by Bill Maher this week.

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: ttfg on March 30, 2010, 03:32:32 AM

I read that as Stephen Hawking... I dont know why I did... but fuck it made the post funny.

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2010, 01:59:25 PM

Quote from: Mosh on March 30, 2010, 03:24:53 AM

Then the Catholic church would have zero members.

Zero MALE members, anyway ...

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2010, 02:05:33 PM

Requiring the Vow of Celibacy was an error from the start.

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: ttfg on March 31, 2010, 03:06:29 PM

Not allowing them to marry was fatal.

I love the title to this...

http://www.vatican.va/roman_curia/congregations/ccatheduc/documents/rc_con_ccatheduc_doc_20051104_istruzione_en.html (http://www.vatican.va/roman_curia/congregations/ccatheduc/documents/rc_con_ccatheduc_doc_20051104_istruzione_en.html)

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In light of this abundant teaching, the present Instruction does not intend to dwell on all questions in the area of affectivity and sexuality that require an attentive discernment during the entire period of formation. Rather, it contains norms concerning a specific question, made more urgent by the current situation, and that is:  whether to admit to the seminary and to holy orders candidates who have deep-seated homosexual tendencies.

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2010, 03:47:34 PM

Don't trust the "asexual" beyond the age of 8 or 9. They're all hiding shit.

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2010, 04:50:01 PM

Is this more "God Hates Fags" shit?

Look at this:
NEW TESTAMENT ANALYSIS: Jesus Was Gay (http://www.spiritrestoration.org/Church/All%20About%20Church%20Articles/Was-Jesus-Gay.htm)

Quote from: Sam Kinison

Suck on this; it's history!

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Zoomie on March 31, 2010, 04:59:25 PM

That would truly piss some people off. But really, is it important?

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2010, 05:02:45 PM

I'm trying to find this one site that supports that he was with actual words from the bible itself ...
... it's a good read

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2010, 10:24:56 PM

I wonder if Mary Magdalene had the Son of God friend-zoned.

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Thrash on April 01, 2010, 12:28:20 PM

She might not have had to ...

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 01, 2010, 02:05:39 PM

Quote from: Doormouse on March 31, 2010, 10:24:56 PM

I wonder if Mary Magdalene had the Son of God friend-zoned.

Jesus was sneaking around the back door to her house so frequently to get laid that people assumed that she was a hooker.

Title: Re: Patron Saint of the Pedophiles
Post by: Thrash on April 01, 2010, 05:23:15 PM

Ahhhh, so that explains it!

So did the gay thing start because he was sneaking around the back of her house with 12 other guys?