Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Thrash on March 26, 2009, 11:07:00 AM
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Ok, let's get quotin' so we can get votin' ...
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And, again, we'll just add 'em on the fly in the future, I'm sure, however, I wanna get quote a few good quotes up in there right now ...
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I enjoy feeling a man thrust deeply into my ass ...
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Already added ...
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Added to what? Where? Have you learned your lesson about adding endless superfluous features cluttering the clusterfuck out of a simple bullshit exchange until it is irreconcilably annoying that you're now making "features" i n v i s i b l e ? ? ?
I've already been browsing this site through a damn proxy for the past week, I don't need any more of this... hobgoblinery.
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It's actually something that already existed on the board, so it's not anything added; it's just being used for a "different purpose" ...
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I nominate this one:
(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hulk_runs_wild.jpg)
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I second krapsna's nomination. It kicks ass!
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hahahaha ....
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hulk hogan? krapsna you are the biggest fag on this board give it up and just start sucking dick at the rest stop you queer
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He had his follow-up interview for that just yesterday, man ...
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(http://hotmoviestars.net/hulk_hogan_wife/hulk_hogan_wife_pussy_slip.jpg)
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hulk hogan? krapsna you are the biggest fag on this board give it up and just start sucking dick at the rest stop you queer
Damn, you put together more then three intelligent and probably factual words. I'm impressed.
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I always knew it was an inside job, but THE HULKINATOR? SAY IT AIN'T SO! :'(
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Can I nominate some of my own quotes? Cuz I find my shit hilarious. I mean, I wouldn't nominate something if I didn't truly find it very humorous, be it my quote or someone elses.
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Well so far this is all I got....
Thrash already recommended this quote by tricky: "i didnt wanna get naked because i totally wasnt wanting to have sex and i thought it would lead to it."
Psychopathetic: "if you're referring to me, i swear to god i will swap your eyes with your balls."
And any post I made in this thread from this message onward (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=225.msg7226#msg7226).
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New nomination:
Go ahead and tell Kyle how much of an asshole he is! Don't be a pussy just because he owns this shit!
GROW A PAIR GODDAMNIT! GO WARCRAFT ON HIS SKINNY BIG EARED ASS!!!
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You need to add the "what" bit...
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Uhm, ok ...
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I see we have a theme going on, with the quotebox.
Jane Doe: dave do you like anal?
Jane Doe: i mean, receiving?
Dave Thrash: never have, but I'm young
Jane Doe: haha
Dave Thrash: well, you never know; i may go to prison one day ...
Dave Thrash: I won't be as bad off as baggie, but still ...
Jane Doe: hahaha
From: krapsna:
Go ahead and tell Kyle how much of an asshole he is! Don't be a pussy just because he owns this shit!
From Lucky:
So, at the six-month mark, Baggie should buy her a little piece of jewelery with "cumbucket" engraved on it. You know, as an anniversary gift.
Quote from: Wozzeck on Today at 02:02:19
Longstoryshort Bagman is a socially retarded little clown who knows nothing about how to treat a lady, which is why he'll probably end up getting AIDS off of Craigslist.
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It's nothing personal; I just quoted what I thought was funny ...
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Angelina Jolie shits too, Kyle.
Angelina Jolie shits.
hahaha go balor.
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I second that nomination.
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Hahahaha yes!
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5 quotes! Jesus jimminy fuck.
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Added to what? Where? ... you're now making "features" i n v i s i b l e ? ? ?
but seriously, where is this thing?
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I added it ...
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Added to what? Where? ... you're now making "features" i n v i s i b l e ? ? ?
but seriously, where is this thing?
Top right hand corner under the logo
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nominee:
Don't you read Cosmo?
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Added ...
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nominated:
where there's drunken sailors, there i shall be!
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Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
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Except for the one day I was teaching my son the double leg take down and his sister fell on his face knee first. Now he's always like, "I don't want to do the double leg".
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Kreese: Sweep the leg
Johnny hesitates
Kreese: you have a problem
Johnny: No Sensei...
Kreese: Then take him
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because you're all fucking morons and i'm an evil genius?
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Is that a bagman quote?
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wouldn't you like to know?
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wouldn't you like to know?
..yes?
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EAT ME, FAG
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Fucking nursery school.
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EAT ME, FAG
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Life is too short to do rails off of someone's triple chin.
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Sasha's on a roll...
I think I probably had more fun douching this morning than I would've had on that weekend va-ca.
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Fucking nursery school.
it's funny because she's bisexual. (right?)
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Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
Fucking nursery school.
it's funny because she's bisexual. (right?)
I love who actually got quoted in this ...
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I'm thinking of breaking some lucky bitch in two.
Run, Lucky, run!
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I agree ...
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best drunk post ever
facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.
a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<3 you katie! :D
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they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.
seconded!
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Rellik Eerps (10:23:58 AM): Yeah, when someone visited AS they would see a bunch of misfits being totally un-PC and flaming eachother and making witty retorts. If someone visits L-G they see a bunch of people going "Oh hey Dave, you should PM me! Did you talk to Si? Oh Lucas is totally gonna be at the next get together! Blah blah blah"
Rellik Eerps (10:24:00 AM): THen they leave
It's funny because it's true. I'll be here all year, folks.
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i can't imagine how witty it was, given that you were involved.
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Everything I say is hilarious.
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(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6852/moronb.jpg)
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(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6852/moronb.jpg)
This is why I think bagman is funny.
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Same thing could be macro'd about you, Baggy.
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(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6852/moronb.jpg)
God, I'm STILL laughing ...
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That was good.
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Bagman is pretty funny afterall... funnier than you pieces of shit.
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O.o
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0_.
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gimme back my face
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your gimpy, broken face!
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my gimpy awesome busted up face.
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0_.
gimme back my face
I LOL'ed WAY more at that than Bagman's post. Guffaw!
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What kind of dick is your avatar sucking, man?
(http://f.imagehost.org/0093/begoetterung.png)
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A biomechanical dick.
(http://tdpoa.joelll.net/hrgiger/other/hr_giger_begoetterung_XI.jpg)
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From our standpoint or ours?
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Guess I was wrong.
:D
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Sarah is the funniest.
You also don't have to drag 800 pounds of tools around with you.
an 800 pound tool? here, let me give you my address..
all this talk of people inside other people.. it's making me moist.
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You only laugh because you aren't getting any stuck in you.
Just rubbed against you.
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But I thought it WAS funny... :'(
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No doubt.
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Zoomie you are a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
Or something.
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Actually I'm a riddle wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is in Sarah's sweater.
With apologies to Ol' Winnie.
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Zoomie is a homo, stuck in a fag, stuck in a nancy boy.
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eitje is a fatty wrapped in a fatty, stuck in a fatty.
And he's got breasts. I like that in a fatty.
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it's true! it's why he likes me.
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Yeah but I'd bet your ass is significantly less hairy than his.
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whatever, but i'm not licking taint or rimming anyone with a hairy crack.
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Yeah but I'd bet your ass is significantly less hairy than his.
Even my pinky toe has hair!
It's a good thing I'm twice as tall as hobbits.
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Even my pinky toe has hair!
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Yeah but I'd bet your ass is significantly less hairy than his.
Even my pinky toe has hair!
It's a good thing I'm twice as tall as hobbits.
ORC!
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Lupus Remedial of the Uruk-hai...
Lolzers.
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Lupus Remedial of the Uruk-hai...
Lolzers.
Nerd.
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The guy and I were having a conversation about Baltimore and he was trying to sell me his cd, then tricky ran up and punched him in the mouth and yelled nigger.
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Oh snap! I just found the quotes thing! I have it after all!
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*sigh*
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No, no. That's a good thing. It means the board is working as planned. I bet that's Balor's problem from earlier too.
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*sigh*
I guess that's good to know ....
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que?
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we have one, he wears a tin-foil hat
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I chased chubs for a long time!
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Last I saw her she was little and more asian than not.
Have you confirmed this in person? Just askin'...
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What stickies are keeping this place intact?
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What stickies are keeping this place intact?
Empscum.
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Damn, I should have thought of that ...
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haha. even i knowe its for . wait, i dont understand
hahahahahhaha
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... added
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I couldn't put Buddha down.
Doormouse, worlds strongest man.
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Thrash, I need you. That thing we talked about.
SERIOUSLY.
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Black people ruin movies.
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'cause he's rolling thru kyoto with a shotgun, these people aint seen a jewish man since their grandparents were bought by one.
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I couldn't put Buddha down.
Doormouse, worlds strongest man.
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Thrash, I need you. That thing we talked about.
SERIOUSLY.
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yes, the solution to looking like i'm thirteen is making myself look like i'm nine!
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We love to talk about thick veiny cocks gagging you.
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This is a long fuckin' week!
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I think of Israel as a place where a bunch of persecuted people went and when they got there they stole the land from it's rightful owners.
No wait, that's the US AND Israel....
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Arrrgh! They call him Redbeard the Period Pirate...
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Look Ma! I'm out gettin' FAMOUS!
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yes, the solution to looking like i'm thirteen is making myself look like i'm nine!
Added ...I think of Israel as a place where a bunch of persecuted people went and when they got there they stole the land from it's rightful owners.
No wait, that's the US AND Israel....
Arrrgh! They call him Redbeard the Period Pirate...
Added, and, added ...
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Are you referring to my colon? I'm kinda curious how far that goes in actually.....
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I'll try harder not to suck from now on ...
Oh wait it was funnier when Mosh fixed it and said "I'll try to suck harder from now on ... "
FML
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I think of Israel as a place where a bunch of persecuted people went and when they got there they stole the land from it's rightful owners.
No wait, that's the US AND Israel....
That is a very interesting re-writing of history.
It takes a lot of intellectual courage to do the popular thing and ignore that Israeli Jews have been there fore at least the past 3700 years, that Palestine was a colony of Greeks wiped out a couple thousand years ago by Phoenicians, and that those who now call themselves Palestinians are in fact Jordanian nomads who just sort of plopped down on the West Side after their plan to grab up Jewish lands (after letting surrounding Arab states wipe out those who had actually made said lands productive after being shafted into the fucking desert by Britain) failed miserably.
Oh, and never mind that they've since turned their society into a fucking jihadist death-cult which values children most when they are used for delivering explosive devices or as corpses useful for propaganda, that with or without a cease-fire they have constantly launched rockets at Israeli cities and settlements, that they herd their own civilians onto the rooftops of buildings they know are targeted for Israeli air strikes, that they fucking treat their own women in ways that are absolutely morally indefensible, including the murdering of rape victims, or that they have looted and trashed every edifice and every acre of developed land the Israelis have ceded to them in the foolish hope of buying some measure of piece.
You know all those Arab Muslim nations that constantly cry foul on behalf of the Palestinians? Ever notice how they won't let those assholes resettle over their own borders? There's a reason for that. They know the Palestinians have created for themselves a culture which is only good for four things: murder, destruction, collecting international welfare, and manipulating foreign chumps with their bullshit cavalcade.
And as for native Americans? As someone descended (in part) from that lot, I'll say the world was far, far, far better off having the United States in their place. The world has quite enough technologically stagnant blood-thirsty neolithic tribal cultures.
Oh, but I forgot, failed cultures which have had their true nature whitewashed are so spiritual and deep and inexplicably superior.
Sorry to disappoint, but I do not speak with the trees, an eagle has never alighted upon my shoulder, and if I see someone toss trash on the ground I'm more inclined to smack them upside the head than shed a tear.
Now I remember why I stopped posting at the old Loaded-Gun.
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I have nothing against progress. I have everything against the institutional persecution and slaughter of a group. And don't tell me that the Netanyahu administration hasn't sent troops into the West Bank to commit open hunting of Palestinian Arabs. Members of the Israeli special forces testified to their involvement in those very activities last month.
But ok, You're correct, as always. I have this blanket infected with smallpox. Please accept it as an apology...
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Are you referring to my colon? I'm kinda curious how far that goes in actually.....
Out of context, good sir!!!!
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Now I remember why I stopped posting at the old Loaded-Gun.
Because people had the audacity to not agree with every word you say?
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I think of Israel as a place where a bunch of persecuted people went and when they got there they stole the land from it's rightful owners.
No wait, that's the US AND Israel....
That is a very interesting re-writing of history.
It takes a lot of intellectual courage to do the popular thing and ignore that Israeli Jews have been there fore at least the past 3700 years, that Palestine was a colony of Greeks wiped out a couple thousand years ago by Phoenicians, and that those who now call themselves Palestinians are in fact Jordanian nomads who just sort of plopped down on the West Side after their plan to grab up Jewish lands (after letting surrounding Arab states wipe out those who had actually made said lands productive after being shafted into the fucking desert by Britain) failed miserably.
Oh, and never mind that they've since turned their society into a fucking jihadist death-cult which values children most when they are used for delivering explosive devices or as corpses useful for propaganda, that with or without a cease-fire they have constantly launched rockets at Israeli cities and settlements, that they herd their own civilians onto the rooftops of buildings they know are targeted for Israeli air strikes, that they fucking treat their own women in ways that are absolutely morally indefensible, including the murdering of rape victims, or that they have looted and trashed every edifice and every acre of developed land the Israelis have ceded to them in the foolish hope of buying some measure of piece.
You know all those Arab Muslim nations that constantly cry foul on behalf of the Palestinians? Ever notice how they won't let those assholes resettle over their own borders? There's a reason for that. They know the Palestinians have created for themselves a culture which is only good for four things: murder, destruction, collecting international welfare, and manipulating foreign chumps with their bullshit cavalcade.
Where'd you get your historical sociology degree?
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Now I remember why I stopped posting at the old Loaded-Gun.
Because people had the audacity to not agree with every word you say?
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I wonder if these conversations are more tangible to the folks that live within a nuke's throw of the area in question.
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Next time you're in town we'll take a drive first through Garrison Heights, then Anacostia.
I'll let you decide.
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Why don't you try being a man and getting a skill, a drivers license, a job and a life.
Harsh words from someone with only a skill and a drivers license...
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I have a pile of arms, legs, and heads that need to be sewn onto bodies. I just can't get up the gumption to do it.
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Why don't you try being a man and getting a skill, a drivers license, a job and a life.
Harsh words from someone with only a skill and a drivers license...
I'm sorry but BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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It's quoted ...
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Inbreeding does has is downside.
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OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.
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You have to have this quoter after it to truly be funny though ...
Well if it was a fence that was supposed to protect us from swine flu, you FUCKING FAILED.
I'll tell you what; Sarah's a fucking scream these days ...
WTF happened?
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I'll tell you what; Sarah's a fucking scream these days ...
WTF happened?
My cock.
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I'll tell you what; Sarah's a fucking scream these days ...
WTF happened?
I'll tell YOU what.
I finally embraced my role as the fat, funny girl who is just everyone's friend.
I'm just a lot less inhibited these days, honestly. I used to give a shit what people thought and kept my mouth shut because I was afraid of losing internet cool points. Now you can't pay me to keep my trap closed and I really DGAF.
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*stuffs cock in Sarah's trap*
I'm sorry, what were you going on about?
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As long as I can still beat it to pics of you I don't care what you say.
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To underclass?
F
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that wasn't at you, but this is. fag
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I've seen them up to 3" long and they are fat and sturdy looking. But they stay underground most of the time.
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OMG, fucking Bagman and his stalker ways.
Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/2/128858048017695985.jpg)
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If at first I don't succeed, I start digging through my humongous stalker photo cache.
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This one almost made me die, picturing Sasha at her computer and the event taking place:
A Kyle-Sasha-Sasha 3some. That's what I'm talking about!
I'm eating a sandwich right now and right when I read this I took a bite, opened my mouth in disgusted gaping awe and the half bitten piece fell out of my mouth.
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I'm a fuckhole for letting myself get so fat
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Well, it's true.
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It's hard to lose weight, but it's easy as a motherfucker to gain.
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It's hard to lose weight, but it's easy as a motherfucker to gain.
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You were a strange little girl.
so were you.
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I'm rocking a full beard now. It's nice, and it intimidates the guys in my MMA camp.
Actually, it's your erection they're afraid of.
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oh my god, i just lol-ed.
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that pussy sure is riding that pole!
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Krapsna: Has anyone seen Kyle?
Eitje: Sasha did. She beat him up and stole his Theramin.
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what? that's weird, katie.
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It's not rotting after you shove a beer can up its ass and cook it.
Mmmm.
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That's right. Australia passed a law regulating what can and can't be called a knife in 1993.
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Dude, don't tell me you stood at a concert holding some chick's purse.
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There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.
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Ok.....Bagman is indirectly making me horny tonight. I'm disturbed. Stop it!
*Edit: Eitje, thanks for making my post look really bad.
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i have definitely seen a video of a guy pulling his balls out of a woman's ass. it is awesome. awesomer when viewed backwards, though, because it looks like her asshole is sucking them in.
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omg such a fucking amazing link!
im drunk as FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK right now and having a lot of fun with it
had half a bottle of bacardi red peach and a 40 of olde english.
Obviously, if this thread is entertaining you that much.
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If anyone's going to tell me who is and is not a sharpie, I expect it to be Ian.
How about you just stick to identifying the rastafarians?
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The things I've heard on the radio from the commentators on the right (the ones that are capable of semi-coherent thought, anyway) indicates she probably will be confirmed relatively easily. The Hispanic issue serves as a poison pill - they can either deal with the angry Christian nazis on abortion by supporting her, or they can piss away the Latino vote by opposing her. The smart ones are going to cross the religious right, since they're the weaker of the two groups. And because no one Obama appoints is going to be satisfactory to the religious right anyway.
Also, I'd fuck her.
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I AM BORED. SOMEONE DO SOMETHING COOL.
~suicide
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bong
(fuck you and your stupid threads, seriously, fuck yourself)
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I came so hard my legs were shaking.. and I swear Jesus entered the room and gave him a thumbs up.
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i hear if you put balls over your eyes for 20 minutes a day it reduces wrinkles. is there anything balls can't do?!
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i hear if you put balls over your eyes for 20 minutes a day it reduces wrinkles. is there anything balls can't do?!
Make Kyle a man.
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You beat me to it!
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Sry!
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LOL as if it couldn't get any better..
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hahahahaha ...
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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"
Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"
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I Guess I'll start adding 'em in ...
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my town got burned down in the war, the bits that are left are pretty cool
Fucking Sauron.
!!!
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Yepaking on this ussies of alcohls, i can't feel my hanjpds frim rolling ealier, I rpaed the poor fucker with my borhken fingers. and being a fat ass.
vI 've dranked to the boint i don't care abou t wokring tomorooroow. I'll happpen wheverive I come in, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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Yeah man, my best day at BJJ yet, followed by a bike ride. And I followed it up with drunk posting because I tried to rehydrate with whiskey afterwards!
One broken finger and one still sore from being dislocated on my dominant hand, bruised ribs, and I destroyed the last guy I rolled with (who was about on par with me for time-in, instead of the more advanced guys I usually get stuck with). I took mount 4 times, got an Eziekelle choke twice and an Americana once (I let him go the 4th time, because I knocked the ear ring out of his ear. Who leaves an ear ring in while they're rolling?). I'd never actually tried to get someone with an Eziekelle before, but it worked out because I can't grab with my right hand to try a cross choke. I felt bad, though, because I got the Americana on the guy, cranked a tiny bit, thought he tapped and asked if he had. He said no, so I took it a little more, he wouldn't tap, so I kept going, then he started yelling.
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Overall, I just don't get fighting for sport ....
Meh ...
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Overall, I just don't get fighting for sport ....
Meh ...
To each their own. The only sports I really like are fighting and biking (solo only). Probably because I don't like teams or working with others and I have aggression issues that generally aren't addressed.
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I guess that makes sense, however, I just can't see hurting others, or getting huirt, with marks, and bruises, for "fun" ...
"To each their own" ...
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(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6852/moronb.jpg)
I still can't look at this without dying laughing ...
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Had Tru been hitting the sauce?
posbaly
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CT- I'm working right now too, and ever since I told this one security guard that I do not and will not ever date him, he just comes into the shared office, that he isn't even supposed to be in, and sits. I then told him that I could do my job duties, when he just started doing them for me out of nowhere, and he said, "what the hell, on the rag or something?", which is the same fucking thing he says every time I'm not super nice to him. I told him that he was a rude ignorant ass and if he wanted to constantly have the period conversation, the next time he brings it up I will shove a tampon in my snatch in front of him, pull it out, and then prove to him that I don't have my period five times a month. That finally made him leave.
EDIT- I think that I will probably get in trouble for all of this now. I hate when guys try to get revenge on you for not wanting them. It's fucking sexist. Wouldn't surprise me if he bashed me in the back of the head and raped me at this point to get what he wants. He loves talking about the size of my tits and my lack of ass all the time, to my face, even though I just say, "uh gross", in response. Cocksucker.
CT - Sasha's totally on the rag.
CT- I wish, because then I could leave bloody hand prints on your car door handle.
I'd just spray them down with bleach and hope nobody found the hooker I couldn't remember murdering.
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Thanks ...
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Sexist pricks gave him the last word..... how typical.
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What can't paper bags do?
Beat scissors.
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Every six months Zoomie goes without sex, we find out about another newly acquired pet or sailboat.
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heh ....
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I keep telling you guys it's not insulting if it's factual.
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Why does this thread keep coming back like a bad penny?
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Because you all, like myself, keep talking.
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The original LOTR screenplay was about two short Maori guys trying to get to a BBQ.
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i love that
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I've played naked skullball with people (male and female) from 5 to 55
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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36
And then Jesus went into the wilderness. After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record. - Acts 16:94
The Bible is full of such versus.
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we need a book in the bible for Emp's wisdom
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The Book Of The Overqualified.
Parts one and two.
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I've seen Depeche Mode 5 times. They are only fun to watch if you are on poppers. I know it sounds gay, but trust me... it's appropriate.
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Is that the kind of shit you beat off to, Krapsna?
That's the kind of shit he films.
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All those years you made fun of me for having herpes, and now you have it. This is too good!
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Basically, all women who are above 110lbs. should be shot and killed. Doesn't matter what their height is. Because... FAT WOMEN ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND SHOULD DIE! ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR IS ZOOMIE'S COCK! And all skinny women are pretty much worthless too, except more men want to fuck them.
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No you don't, you just make him wear a Nixon mask.
As if his dick wouldn't be tricky enough...
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._.
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THREE BLACK TWINS?! Pics!!!
that's one set of "triplets" for those of you keeping score at home
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I'm getting the feeling that Loaded-Gun is the USA, HF is Cuba, and Skip is Castro sending us all of his retards.
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THREE BLACK TWINS?! Pics!!!
that's one set of "triplets" for those of you keeping score at home
It's about time my work around here got some recognition
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It's true I haven't seen his birth certificate, but come to think of it I haven't seen any of the presidents' birth certificates. I've pretty much just relied on independent fact-checkers to catch any sneaky Kenyans. So far my strategy has worked out ok.
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it's that or allow immigrants in, this country will do ANYTHING to keep it's bloodline a pure mix of several other races
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She exfoliates her soles and heels daily. You know what I like.
yeah, you like fat bitches with soft, berry-scented feet
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dude, you're on a fuckin' roll today!
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You should suck less cock, you slut.
That makes zero sense. That is like me telling you to eat less or drink less sugary beverages.
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The pedant in me wants to point out that it ought to be "fewer", not "less".
The pedant in me yells at the TV a lot.
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(http://www.sleazehound.dk/billeder/comics/tintin/tintin_og_picaroerne/tintin_og_picaroerne_03.jpg)
Only the second "less!"
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XHQ1l2tu1JM/SgmLdQoGxlI/AAAAAAAAAFU/cXvUpsjbyWw/s320/cornfed.gif)
"Well duh."
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow
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Kyle continues to act out the world's most illegal impersonation of Mr. Rogers.
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Meanwhile, Kyle continues to act out the world's most illegal impersonation of Mr. Rogers.
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That "meanwhile" is very important!
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Moaning is a decidedly effeminate expression and so does not fly. Makes a man sound like he's taking it in the ass.
Personally I find a combination of growling, snarling, and talking dirty will enliven a lady just fine.
Ha ha! It doesn't count when she's only trying to make you think she likes it so you don't kill her when you're done.
"You want to see your family again don't you? Then stop crying and just go with the flow baby, yeah that's it! Howwwwwwl! Come on, howl with me, it's so... liberating!"
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Hory crap! Gaijin haz Gojirra dick! Prease, we can heft it?
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Hey, I got the goods today!
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I keep hearing these pundits say that American car companies don't make cars that Americans want to buy. Well, Saturn makes cars that Americans want to buy.
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There are people here who steal bikes from hipsters and then sell them on Craigslist. My friend used to punch hipster kids and take their Ipods. Hipsters are easy to steal from.
It's like taking candy from an 18-35 year old baby.
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I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.
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I feel like my vagina is wayyyyyy deeper.
I was banned from non-incarcerated society.
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"cause somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend who looked like your girlfriend...."-The Killers
edit: you know.... hipsters... get it?
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I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.
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I imagined you in an expensive Italian suit wearing a monocle with a cat in your lap as I read, "Thrash, meet cockNspiel.
He's your competition from now on."
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I missed that; what thread is that from?
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Uh, click the link, dude?
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ha.
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I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
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I'm going to go through this thread and find the best quote, and take a sharpie and a tee shirt and write the quote on it, and wear it and take a picture and post it. then i'll have my loaded-gun.com tee shirt. GLORIOUS.
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i've thought about doing that so many times. it would ensure that each l-g t-shirt is truly unique, which is way more pfr than screen printed ones.
can we...start a thread where we all ink our own sharpied l-g quote shirts and post pictures?
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I'd like to remind everybody of the last time a member combined a sharpie and a camera.
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I think a really great tee shirt would be a hand drawn picture of a sharpie with a dildo next to it that says "I <3 ho-jo".
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Go date somebody.
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I'd like to remind everybody of the last time a member combined a sharpie and a camera.
And a member, sort of.
Anyway, I don't wear shirts that are a colour you could write on with a sharpie.
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Si! I'm pretty sure that silver sharpies write on black shirts.
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But do I really want a sparkly silver and black shirt?
A bleach pen would be kinda cool.
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Ooo! And I'll be able to fit a big quote cuz I'm fat and wear shirts too big for me anyways :)
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Shirts that are too big for me make me look fatter than I actually am. Obviously not as much as shirts that are too small, but still, shirts look best when they fit.
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I think a really great tee shirt would be a hand drawn picture of a sharpie with a dildo next to it that says "I <3 ho-jo".
Go date somebody.
MUTHA-FUCKIN QUOTEBOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!
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LIKE FO SHO MAH NIGGGGGS
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I think a really great tee shirt would be a hand drawn picture of a sharpie with a dildo next to it that says "I <3 ho-jo".
Go date somebody.
MUTHA-FUCKIN QUOTEBOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!
Hey, I'll have you people know that my life is pretty cool about 50% of the time!
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60% of the time, it works everytime.
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DONGS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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whenever someone says the word 'dong' i turn into butthead.
"uhh, he said...dong..." and then i giggle because that word tickles me every time i hear it. EVERY FUCKING TIME.
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Dong.
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giggled.
actually, is that how one would pronounce this new screenname of yours? can it be?
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That would be acceptable.
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I couldnt bring myself to read all 10 pages of this shit, but really? I mean fucking REALLY? Are people actually pissing and moaning about being flamed on a GODDAMNED INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD? Being douche bags because thayre treated like shit for being douche bags? Jesus Christo con Queso! Has ANYONE seen these old boards ten years ago? Thats all it was, big nasty bulging flame wars, and it was pretty good times. People are seriously shitting bricks of emo because they were made fun of for sprinkling little smilies everywhere? I mean fuck, kids. Had anyone dug up extremely personal information on you and your family and posted it? Probably not... and that shit used to happen. Suck it up. Really. I came back after, what, 5 years, and Im REALLY surprised how nice everyone is now. Not that thats bad, but good lord. I get on this board, actually the only board I ever get on, for maybe and hour or two a week. Theres stuff going on outsided. Bars. Work. Um, bars. Mostly nice(ish) folks. Not internet folks. And if people treat you like shit in public, you can just kick some booty. Or get someone to kick some booty for you. Or if your still a coward, break their stuff when theyre not looking. But to "protest" treatment by people on the ole interweb? Go read Wikipedia articles or something instead. Whatever... Here I am bitching about bitching. Its a cancer I guess.
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lulz
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I like the idea of a clone a vag. If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."
The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.
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That would be acceptable.
Sixteen Candles - Hey Howard, there's your chinaman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tktNZpUTMoQ#normal)
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I couldnt bring myself to read all 10 pages of this shit, but really? I mean fucking REALLY? Are people actually pissing and moaning about being flamed on a GODDAMNED INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD? Being douche bags because thayre treated like shit for being douche bags? Jesus Christo con Queso! Has ANYONE seen these old boards ten years ago? Thats all it was, big nasty bulging flame wars, and it was pretty good times. People are seriously shitting bricks of emo because they were made fun of for sprinkling little smilies everywhere? I mean fuck, kids. Had anyone dug up extremely personal information on you and your family and posted it? Probably not... and that shit used to happen. Suck it up. Really. I came back after, what, 5 years, and Im REALLY surprised how nice everyone is now. Not that thats bad, but good lord. I get on this board, actually the only board I ever get on, for maybe and hour or two a week. Theres stuff going on outsided. Bars. Work. Um, bars. Mostly nice(ish) folks. Not internet folks. And if people treat you like shit in public, you can just kick some booty. Or get someone to kick some booty for you. Or if your still a coward, break their stuff when theyre not looking. But to "protest" treatment by people on the ole interweb? Go read Wikipedia articles or something instead. Whatever... Here I am bitching about bitching. Its a cancer I guess.
I'm probably putting that on the tee shirt.
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"Special lady friend" sounds like I'm fucking a girl with down syndrome.
Please start putting these in the quotebox
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someone would actually have to be at the helm to make course adjustments, nicky!
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I'm on it, keep 'em coming ...
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whenever someone says the word 'dong' i turn into butthead.
"uhh, he said...dong..." and then i giggle because that word tickles me every time i hear it. EVERY FUCKING TIME.
i'm that way about "T-boned" ~ lol
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:D
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Bill Clinton never got this much hate, must have been the smiling white mug.
:o
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The majority of the sort of people protesting Obama's rampant marxist jackassery and corruption would vote Thomas Sowell into the White House in a heartbeat.
So spare us the fucking race-baiting bullshit already.
All I hear is this idiocy, over and over again, like the mindless quacking of an Orwellian duck:
MSNBC: Gun-Toting Protesters are 'White' Racists... Black Guy with AR-15 Edited to Conceal his Race. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYKQJ4-N7LI#normal)
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ZL3Kngb81qo/So6cmZQObyI/AAAAAAAAWIA/5YPB1mD9Tk4/Black%20man%20packing%20semi-automatic%20rifle%20among%20anti-Obama%20protestors_thumb%5B13%5D.jpg)
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That's not particularly quotable and should be moved to Politics.
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I see nothing.
There is none so blind as he who uses dial up and has images turned off.
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Good one!
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not.
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I know hangovers are hard but don't hate, k8ts.
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Haterade is great for a hangover, what are you talking about?!
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All hail the king of punctuality!
and punctuation.
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but we have to know that it was in reference to Thrash! or is that painfully obvious?
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Who knows, if I can manage those 3 goals, maybe I'll hit my all-encompassing goal too.
To be a real boy?
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and then I would have been all like "Ha! In my face biotch!" to my self.
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Who knows, if I can manage those 3 goals, maybe I'll hit my all-encompassing goal too.
To be a real boy?
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As long as I'm drawing breath, I'm waiting for vagina pics.
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lets see some of these up there!
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One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
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I like my very pretty puero rican roommates like I like my puerto rican coffee: ground up and in the freezer
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That's a spin off of one that danzig said several months ago.
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The latter.
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I can't get more than two sentences into a Tru rant before I start hearing it in a warbly, high-pitched, googly-eyed cartoon scientist voice.
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All quotes updated ...
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I can't get more than two sentences into a Tru rant before I start hearing it in a warbly, high-pitched, googly-eyed cartoon scientist voice.
that wasnt really too funny.
thank you, come again.
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It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...
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Someone, please, quotebox me on that. It is a celebration of the English language.
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It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...
Nominated! It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!
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I nominate this:
It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...
Nominated! It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!
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Hmmm ...
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If you weren't referring to me, then why do you give a shit what I would do?
Giggity giggity! I'm posting fully naked!
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i do not nominate this:
It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...
Nominated! It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!
i don't like the idea of encouraging her. i doubt she will get that the joke's on her.
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:'(
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2454/3949219107_6b27c66813.jpg)
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T-shirt not wet = FAIL.
edit: Nice font though.
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the shirt is really stretchy so writing on it was kind of tough.
i am braless there though, not that anyone can tell!
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i am braless there though, not that anyone can tell!
T-shirt not wet = FAIL.
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Tru is what happens when you combine a Phillip K Dick novel with a house full of cats.
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i am braless there though, not that anyone can tell!
sadly it was my first thought.
also, is that the same necklace as in the other pic?
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indeed it is.
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i am braless there though, not that anyone can tell!
T-shirt not wet = FAIL.
Beat me to it ...
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If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.
Was 'blowing' really the word you were looking for? Nevermind, of course it was...
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Bunk up in Kyle's condo. Kyle doesn't have any human equity and a couch surfer could complete his portfolio. Unless the couch surfer has too many liabilities attached to it. Burny, would you consider yourself negative equity?
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Ha! Well there ya go. Who's old now?
Oh right. Me.
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and me
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Not quite me ...
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Nor I....
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i do not nominate this:
It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...
Nominated! It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!
i don't like the idea of encouraging her. i doubt she will get that the joke's on her.
What's to "get?" i knew it was, to begin with. Perhaps you're the one not getting it, eh?
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oooooh, infinite loop
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(http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF094-Freaking_Vortex.gif)
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Welcome to South Carolina. We can still drop a perp from 25 yards.
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Drink beer all day, chase it with an irish car bomb, then do a rail, and you will have unforgettable diarrhea.
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When the doctor, who has his finger up your ass, tells you that he is going wider, you pee a little.
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When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. The I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
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it's more fun being ungrateful and sarcastic
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Anyone who lets themselves get to such an extreme point is either (a. an idiot, (b. a weakling, (c. someone who has drastically below average coping skills ..., or (d. someone who knows full well how they are slipping into worse and worse addiction but they simply couldn't give even a SINGLE shit about their life. Or a combination of the above.
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Disqualified (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1131.msg62143#msg62143), and doubly (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1131.msg62136#msg62136) so.
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W3rd^2
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Maybe I'm just not in a laughing mood, but joking references to sexual abuse and parents not believing their kids about having been abused don't really crack me up all that much.
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Yeah, child molestation lost its fun after MJ died.
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Maybe I'm just not in a laughing mood, but joking references to sexual abuse and parents not believing their kids about having been abused don't really crack me up all that much.
it's not funny. the body of content is ironic, though.
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W3rd^2
Whats a ^2?
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Exponentiation ?
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That's how I took it ...
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It's not the golf equivalent of an ^5?
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No, the golf equivalent of a ^5 involves cupping balls...
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It is W3rd in exponent form.
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\/\/3|2|)!!!
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W3rdyour moms. I came to drop bombs.
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You are a clever one. Can I get a, "indeed"?!
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A bottle of beer is okay but a pint is dykish? That's like saying a turtleneck on a guy isn't gay if he teaches art.
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You are a clever one. Can I get a, "indeed"?!
an?
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Nope. Hence the comma.
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Ah, okay, thanks.
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I shall say nothing.
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Are you gonna lock this thread and open a new one for 2010, Thrash? Just wondering. It might be useful for archival reasons.
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Not a bad idea. In fact, you could cut it down to semesterly (or maybe even quarterly) Quotes of the week nominees to reduce sprawl.
And we could get an all-new swath of quotes in the news box for the new term, and we could vote for our top few picks from the previous round to carry through as legacy quotes.
Wow, ok I'm getting too into this. Time to take a few breaths and crack the nightly beer.
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No, that's ok.....you were actually kinda getting me excited.
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Fuck that shit, we want weekly quotes.
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...and we could vote for our top few picks from the previous round to carry through as legacy quotes.
Wow, ok I'm getting too into this.
THE ILLUSION OF DEMOCRACY DOES THAT TO A MAN!
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HUSH YOU.....sometimes us peons like to pretend that we have some kind of influence here.
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You are a clever one. Can I get a, "indeed"?!
an?
You wouldn't get that because you aren't from the American south. In Baptist churches the preacher says, "Can I get a Amen?!" Unfortunately you will never experience the joys of "Black people church."
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Oh yeah, she's fucking missing out on a lot.
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<<-- Making money off black people church music
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I make money off of black people. Get into the real game.
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prison? (where do you work, again?)
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I just admitted to owning slaves hip.
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that's a great game for me to break into, considering i'm white and all.
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I'll set up a make shift haunted house on my front lawn and not tell anyone that it's really a rap tunnel.
I fucking hate non-consensual hip-hop.
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Yeah we're not actually talking about you anymore, dude.
We're talking about talking about you. You dig?
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Not a bad idea. In fact, you could cut it down to semesterly (or maybe even quarterly) Quotes of the week nominees to reduce sprawl.
And we could get an all-new swath of quotes in the news box for the new term, and we could vote for our top few picks from the previous round to carry through as legacy quotes.
Wow, ok I'm getting too into this. Time to take a few breaths and crack the nightly beer.
Considered ...
Are you gonna lock this thread and open a new one for 2010, Thrash? Just wondering. It might be useful for archival reasons.
Again, considered ...
HUSH YOU.....sometimes us peons like to pretend that we have some kind of influence here.
Aww, bless ...
You actually DO have say here, and, as I've stated prevously here:
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1343.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1343.0)
I DO read and "listen" to all ...
I just can't GET TO it all ...
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i have access to at least 50 barns,
making me the Queen of the Rape Barn Tour of Farms.
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Shit can be awesome.
So can rainbow-inducing drugs.
Either way, Diablo III will still be epic.
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Not bad ...
Not all will get it, but not bad ...
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It was an encoded message by the news media.
Translation: Nothing noteworthy happened yesterday.
Damn! There are LOTs of good quotes!!!
People are fucking morons for not understanding what a wet vac is. We all know that wetbacks don't suck up mud, they wade through it in order to illegally immigrate.
Weve been having floods up in NE Tx. I wish they could suck up mud. Ill try to teach one, then we can start calling them wet vacs again.
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you can't just quotebox nominate anything you deem witty, fyre. going by your hf history you probably aren't used to clever comments, but try to hold yourself back a bit. it's a touch overload.
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You tell her, hip!
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she can consider herself told.
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Please hipper, don't hurt 'em!
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you are weird and emo now that you're in a relationshit.
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Well, I've always been weird, but emo? How the fuck am I being emo? More than usual, that is.
Actually, the fact is simply that I'm on speed, and that makes me like to type a lot and be my weird self.
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emo fag
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Suck a Jap cunt.
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k
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I like fyrenza, leave her the fuck alone.
Umm fyrenza if you want you could send me titty pics?
Oh shit I bet that sounded queer, well not queer but possibly disturbing.
But god damn it I was thinking about you at work today and wondering about your nipples
and since we seem to be kindred spirits sort of, I thought you might understand.
You are one of the few people on these boards I actually consider interesting. ( in that way )
But I don't expect much from life anyway and any perk is welcome.
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Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds? You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
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I like fyrenza, leave her the fuck alone.
Umm fyrenza if you want you could send me titty pics?
Oh shit I bet that sounded queer, well not queer but possibly disturbing.
But god damn it I was thinking about you at work today and wondering about your nipples
and since we seem to be kindred spirits sort of, I thought you might understand.
You are one of the few people on these boards I actually consider interesting. ( in that way )
But I don't expect much from life anyway and any perk is welcome.
good angle. appeal to the crazy. if anyone aside from zoomie is gonna get fyrenza nipple pics it's you, tru.
annnnnd...i just threw up a little.
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Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates ...
Back On Topic!
I don't have to have sex with anyone in Japan. I just want to use the cute male hipster masses as accessorizes.
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Can I?
Actually, I thought that exchange to be kinda humorous ...
What do I know?
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Well they are pretty close in age...
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the arabs were eating their dates ...
I thought only praying mantises did that...
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What's the point of signing up when we would just flame them endlessly until they left?
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I thought that was the WHOLE point ... ???
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No, that's the game.
The truth is we would be very happy to find soemody who would stay...curry muncher is proof of that.
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Tru'dat ...
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But you are old so I will just assume you are tired of trying and are ready to die.
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I'm not old, and I'm not (quite) ready to die ...
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I'm not old, and I'm not (quite) ready to die ...
This is the fucking "quote" thread, dumbass, not the "comment on every post that happens immediately after yours" thread.
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Are you sure about that?
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I forgot where I was for a minute; sorry ...
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I fell asleep waiting for the street light and crashed into the car ahead of me.
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Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds? You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
They distinctly say "DO NOT CRUSH OR CHEW" on the bottle, get with the program buddy.
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Did they accuse you of pooping overboard?
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Yeah I carry a vial of chloroform and a rag at all times. For protection.
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Suck a Jap cunt.
k
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Bahahaha!
Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds? You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
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I also cracked a smile at that quote.
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Some day you'll make it into space, Thrash...
...and enter geosynchronous orbit over Jacksonville.
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I also cracked a smile at that quote.
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No, that's the game.
The truth is we would be very happy to find soemody who would stay...curry muncher is proof of that.
You guys only like me cuz i stick around?
...and yet I'm not surprised.
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Well, we don't post anything interesting, or funny, and ....
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If it makes you feel any better I don't like you Sakhi. Your constant lack of titty pics enrages me beyond belief, and I am a female. I can't even imagine the repressed anger that the men feel.
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I feel glad we're not getting raided as a result?
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Future me keeps telling current me that I'll love DMT whenever I try it.
That's just the DMT talking.
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Dear dirty hippies,
I've been showering daily for thirty some years now, and you can't convince me that soap is going to hurt me.
Thanks for listening,
(_)_)===D
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nothing says love co-dependent alcoholism like winning a flipcup championship with your significant other by your side.
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But if you have a birthday everyday you'll be really old...
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EDIT: And is Lucas holding a bag of coke?
EDIT2: While Sasha takes a GRE-prep practice exam in the back?
EDIT3: You guys must have been hella panda-faced.
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Recap:
4.7mm caseless > 9mm > nerf basketball fired from an 12-inch deck gun > Tim Daly > Spud gun > John Daly > nerf > Carson Daly > Rosie O'donnell
That about sums it up.
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I love it!
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hahahaha, nice ...
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It's not over till the fat lady's cock sings.
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Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?
Dude, totally go to the party and show these young ladies your cock.
there is a party in my pants.
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Together, or separate?
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Not sure, if together you may want to reorder
Dude, totally go to the party and show these young ladies your cock.
Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?
there is a party in my pants.
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Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?
It only makes me laugh because I am imagining him whispering this into my ear.
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SOMEone is falling down on the job, here!!!
i ALWAYS read the Quote Box, and you need to get some new stuff up there,
4 real.
How do y'all expect to attract marv-ie new posters, like ME,
without some SAGE ADVICE via a Quote Box???
Uh, huh.
(Errr, ummm, yeah, i'm STILL here ... )
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The Safeway one county over doesn't count as leaving JAX Dave.
!!!
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Your posts read to me the way adults speak in a Charlie Brown cartoon.
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Same way as Karnov, I'd assume. By searching for treasure, working at the circus, and fighting wizards.
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i like the teacgles
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I'll start updating it soon ...
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Ok, assmonkies!
I added 50 or so quotes to the quotebox ...
Enjoy ...
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Thanx,
Peon to the Ass Monkeys!
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Bite me ...
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Yeah Dave, if you're not busy this weekend I need my rims polished.
Over to you Mosher.
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...looked me up on MyLife (formerly Classmates). And I know who just from the person's age and town of residence.
Don't stalk me sweety. If you want the pork roll, just speak up.
lol @ Danzig
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Yeah Dave, if you're not busy this weekend I need my rims polished.
Over to you Mosher.
Just coz I got him out of JAX one time dont mean I can perform other miracles...
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To be fair, it was you AND Allie ...
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Allie, was in St Augustine?
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Her rim was, in sprit.
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Allie, was in St Augustine?
No, I thought you meant Cedar Key ...
I dunno what I was thinking ...
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Allie, was in St Augustine?
No, I thought you meant Cedar Key ...
I dunno what I was thinking ...
I take no credit for that...
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maybe he taped that shit on there so good she couldnt get it off. and then all that tape obscured her vision she crashed into a school bus full of petrol tanks
from here (http://web.archive.org/web/20020620115358/www.loaded-gun.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=3&t=000305&p=4).
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dork!
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That's a Best quote of ... Year 2002 ...
We need a legacy thread.
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Yes because nothing david ever said or will ever say will top this:
just walk up and say "you. me. magic: the gathering. now"
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hahahahahaha
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if you really wanna impress someone... write their full name on the side of the police station
Hahaha!
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He's fucking funny, indeed ...
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oh, I was typing about the 'you get it' section. 'cause I have no idea how I got from people ranking chicks to laverne and shirley... I'm you dont dont either, but meh, im fucked up right now. need sleep.
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That's one of those quotes that I totally do not get.
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Neither do I.
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Isn't that the point of the quote?
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That's what I assumed.
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It was to me; I just laughed ...
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I thought the quotebox was for quotes that make people laugh. Maybe it is also for quotes that show how unfunny some of the people on here can be.
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Thrash is in charge of the Quotebox and...
It was to me; I just laughed ...
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Yeah, can we have a quotebox admin? Thrash's humor is in a world of it's own
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Who would that be? If it is Danzig then all quotes will be drug related. If it is anyone else they will all be cock related.
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We'd let you do it but we'd have to rename it the "Quote Breast".
Ba dum CHING!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA
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hip
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA
burn burn lotion (radio ad) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr1tF0jSWos#normal)
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From Wozzek to bagman:
Strange? What the fuck you think she's got cooties now you damnable ignoramus of a fool.
Wait a minute, she was coming onto a doltish virgin with the personality of cat shit, and I suppose that is pretty fucking strange, even by the standards of a girl who looks like she got her head from the bargain bin at the Irregular Cranium Outlet.
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From Wozzek to bagman.
By itself, that's sounds like a bad holiday.
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I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh. I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.
Thank you Sasha.
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I'm a giver.
If you are ready to switch teams I am.
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Yeah, can we have a quotebox admin? Thrash's humor is in a world of it's own
While I can't deny that, I just add the suggestion you asswipes give me ...
I RARELY, if EVER, add anything that's not in this thread ...
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OK, so how about if anyone sees anything in the quotebox that they don't like, come to this thread and bitch. If people agree that it's lame, we can see about having it removed. No?
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The bitching or the quote ?
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You.
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That's it !
Thrash, You gave the credit to FAH-Q for one of my lines, and I want it back !
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Ok, tell me which one(s) and I'll adjust it ...
Conversely, if you people don't like quotes, mention them here and we'll get others' input as well ...
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No wet t-shirt = fail.
I noticed it last week, not an issue. change only if you can be fucked.
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Next time I'm in the panel I shall ...
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DO YOUSE KNOW HOW MUCH WORK GOES INTO ADDING QUOTES TO THE QUOTEBOX???
HUH, DO YOUSE???
All that pointing and clicking and dragging and right click and stuff... It's hard work I tell ya!
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Preach on, brother!
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Maybe drinking would improve my speeling.
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I've been drinking for 10 hours straight and I'm not straight at all
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DO YOUSE KNOW HOW MUCH WORK GOES INTO ADDING QUOTES TO THE QUOTEBOX???
HUH, DO YOUSE???
All that pointing and clicking and dragging and right click and stuff... It's hard work I tell ya!
Oh, Ian,
it's only hard work for those who have been fapping too much.
For the Rest of Us ...
ugh...
folks?
ANYone???
Any non-fappers out there?
Aw, hell. Okay, so it's HARD work, PUN INTENDED.
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Dude, yer killin' my fap!
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"Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood!"
(I just pulled a Si)
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I don't think you would know what a cougar was if the only pussy that sat on your face is one of the cats that your girlfriend owns.
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I've recently acquired a webcam so if anyone wants to cyber let me know.
Sure ! no, wait... how old are you ?
There's grass on the field.
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I just read the title to this thread,
quotes of the week .. year of 2009.
am i missing something here?
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Nope.
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(I just pulled a Si)
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It's a miracle, Jai!!!
They've discovered a little known old wives thang that allows the distillation of a YEARS worth of shit,
into these cool little capsules,
that you can avoid, like the plague!
Well, OR subject your mind to,
but we'll save THAT for NEXT year, eh?
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I just read the title to this thread,
quotes of the week .. year of 2009.
am i missing something here?
We're closing it 1/1/10 and opening a new one ...
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No we aint.
We are just changing the title.
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We're closing it 1/1/10 and opening a new one ...
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So much for the hard 'We don't close threads.' line.
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No... we close threads, we dont delete threads... a subtle difference, but a difference nonetheless...
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~dummy spit
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I've been really tearing it up on the QOTW lately. I should continue my policy of reckless drinking to maintain this high level of quotability.
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I've been really tearing it up on the QOTW lately. I should continue my policy of reckless drinking to maintain this high level of quotability.
This is a good life decision!
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No wet t-shirt = fail.
I noticed it last week, not an issue. change only if you can be fucked.
Yeah, it was two different quotes, one from Brook and one from hojo. I just tied the two together:
i am braless there though, not that anyone can tell!
T-shirt not wet = FAIL.
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My ancestors said to me, give that man a blanket.
...and he'll be warm for a day. Give him a bottle of firewater and he'll have a friend for life.
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**WARNING!!!*** As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
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Just for this I'm going to unfriend you on Facebook and then murder you on Castle Age, fag.
your fury knows no bounds...
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[peanuts teacher voice]WAH WAH WAH[/peanuts teacher voice]
Are you locking this thread and starting a new one when the new year arrives, Thrash?
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I'd support that. when the week of 2009 is finished, it's time to start a thread for the week of 2010.
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No, we'll just delete it...
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No shit! Then no one can bitch about it being closed
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Yes, Dylan ...
I just added more quotes, btw ...
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My dad always asks me if I've gotten any new pets their SHOTS ~
'cuz if not? HE'll give 'em a couple ~ with his 22!
Your dad is not funny. That is animal cruelty.
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do you know how to make balloon animals at least? :-\
Balloon animals? Give me a tank of helium and some walmart ripstop nylon and I can show you the world from 5000 feet...
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It is a shade of white but will come in any color.
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I have nothing much to add here except to ask Seskel where Ebert is?
OH I KILL ME
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By "the beard is gone" you mean you kicked your old lady to the curb and are now openly gay, right?
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Yeah, I liked that one ...
Tomorrow's the last day for this thread before I close it and make another ...
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We need to do a roundup of the last month or so. Also it would be kind of fun to vote for the quote of the year - from the quotebox.
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Agreed ...
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*holds and caresses Brook......quietly pulls it out and cums on her clothed leg*
There there....
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Quote from: eitje
Some day you'll make it into space, Thrash...
...and enter geosynchronous orbit over Jacksonville.
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Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds? You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
I nominate this as the best quote of the year.
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I still laugh at that one about me ...
I'll have a look and post a couple of my favorites ...
That one from Lucas is one of them ...
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Quote from: eitje
OMG, I HAD MEXICANS AT MY HOUSE LAST WEEK, BUILDING A FENCE.
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara
Well if it was a fence that was supposed to protect us from swine flu, you FUCKING FAILED.
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I vote for any of the quotes from Sarah. That bitch is funny.
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Agreed ...
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ok, its sorted then.
close thread.
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Thread locked.
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Yep; work to do ...