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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: katie on March 27, 2009, 10:13:14 AM

Title: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 10:13:14 AM: you know it has (or in some cases, you wish it has). can we please dredge up some delicious sex stories between people all of us know?

you all know i'm one for details.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 10:16:15 AM: only via the phone/chat programs.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: underclass on March 27, 2009, 10:42:27 AM: no. There was potential, but I didn't push through with it
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 10:44:07 AM: umm gossip girl would like names.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: mosh on March 27, 2009, 10:46:24 AM: No.

I'm too old and too far away.

Besides, I was already with someone when I started at A-S. Same person I'm with now.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 10:56:04 AM: Only with the "one who shall not be named" of course. We had sex a lot in the 8 years that we were together. It was good, felt good, but in retrospect, knowing what I know now, a little boring. I'm sure he'd agree. I think that only had to do with lack of experience and living with his mother the entire time. If we had our own place and we had prior experiences under our belt it may have been different.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: mosh on March 27, 2009, 11:00:02 AM: Quote from: tricky on March 27, 2009, 10:56:04 AM
I think that only had to do with lack of experience and living with his mother the entire time.

O.o
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 11:03:32 AM: Yeah. Yeah.

O.o is right.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Zoomie on March 27, 2009, 11:03:37 AM: Quote from: tricky on March 27, 2009, 10:56:04 AM
living with his mother the entire time

Certified stoner-loser.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 11:06:26 AM: Do people really hook up from online?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: katie on March 27, 2009, 11:09:00 AM: i mean no.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: underclass on March 27, 2009, 11:15:45 AM: zosh. We liked each other, from when we'd met in real life. But I never followed through and made the trip to Aussie, god only knows how different my life would be now if I'd followed my gut on that one

However, I am happily married to a stunning woman who's probably Tokyo's young entrepeneur of the year so I think I came out OK
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: mosh on March 27, 2009, 11:16:46 AM: Yeah, I think same.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Lothar on March 27, 2009, 04:26:36 PM: Ha.

Haha.

Hahaha.

This is definitely dangerous territory.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 04:29:59 PM: Yeah, remember that time you wore your mom's old dress and tricked Justin into thinking you were Sasha?

Whoops! That was on the DL, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Lothar on March 27, 2009, 04:37:02 PM: It was just weird that you were there dressed as baggie quietly crying in the corner.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 04:40:45 PM: Hey man, you wanted your fantasy fulfilled and coughed up the $20 it took to get it done.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Lothar on March 27, 2009, 04:42:44 PM: Yeah but I won 100 bucks because Mosh bet me it would cost more to get you to cry on camera.

So I got laid AND I made 80 bucks.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 27, 2009, 04:47:36 PM: Does the part where you blew Justin figure into the 80 bucks, or was that just for fun?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 05:06:35 PM: Quote from: Lothar on March 27, 2009, 04:26:36 PM
Ha.

Haha.

Hahaha.

This is definitely dangerous territory.

More info please!
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: psychopathetic on March 27, 2009, 05:07:40 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 27, 2009, 05:06:35 PM
Quote from: Lothar on March 27, 2009, 04:26:36 PM
Ha.

Haha.

Hahaha.

This is definitely dangerous territory.

More info please!

yes, please.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Thrash on March 27, 2009, 05:15:07 PM: Hmmmm ...
... maybe
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: mosh on March 27, 2009, 08:34:29 PM: Quote from: Lothar on March 27, 2009, 04:42:44 PM
Yeah but I won 100 bucks because Mosh bet me it would cost more to get you to cry on camera.

So I got laid AND I made 80 bucks.

Best 100 bucks I ever spent.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 27, 2009, 09:15:30 PM: Quote from: tricky on March 27, 2009, 10:56:04 AM
Only with the "one who shall not be named" of course. We had sex a lot in the 8 years that we were together. It was good, felt good, but in retrospect, knowing what I know now, a little boring. I'm sure he'd agree. I think that only had to do with lack of experience and living with his mother the entire time. If we had our own place and we had prior experiences under our belt it may have been different.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sASkjRa6GXA

Fucking rock out bitches!!!
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: tricky on March 27, 2009, 09:20:15 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 27, 2009, 09:15:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sASkjRa6GXA

Fucking rock out bitches!!!

I like it. Please give me more. More good music.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Wozzeck on March 28, 2009, 12:57:48 AM: Joe an I used to tag-team Carolyn's room mates when she wasn't around.

(Even the communist one.)
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 01:05:23 AM: Quote from: tricky on March 27, 2009, 09:20:15 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on March 27, 2009, 09:15:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sASkjRa6GXA

Fucking rock out bitches!!!

I like it. Please give me more. More good music.

I'll send you the entire Samhain discography if you want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnJzYJG_IyY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX1wZv3hBzA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_D6xmE8YPc
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 01:09:06 AM: back to scandal, please. jesus christ, everybody here needs ritalin.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 01:11:18 AM: Quote from: katie on March 28, 2009, 01:09:06 AM
back to scandal, please. jesus christ, everybody here needs ritalin.

Fuck you bitch, Ritalin is for losers. Give me Adderall, Dexedrine, Vyvanse, or Desoxyn pleeeease.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 01:24:39 AM: fuck you, headcase
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 01:53:03 AM: Quote from: katie on March 28, 2009, 01:24:39 AM
fuck you, headcase

Anytime, anywhere.

/Hudson
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 05:06:04 AM: Almost. I was 18 (1999) and literally ran 4 miles to a coffee shop down near the University of Texas (I didn't get my license until 21 so I couldn't drive), to meet up with Switchbladekitten. We went back to my step-dad's, who was in D.C. for a week, and messed around. It was my first time sucking on tits, and feeling a pussy. I fingered her but I couldn't get hard... terribly nervous.

She also bled all over my fingers. Dirty whore.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Libertine on March 28, 2009, 05:08:09 AM: tmi
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: ttfg on March 28, 2009, 05:11:30 AM: Quote from: bagman on March 28, 2009, 05:06:04 AM
She also bled all over my fingers. Dirty whore.

Are you sure it wasent your fingernails ripping her insides ?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 05:25:14 AM: That's what I thought when I first saw blood on my fingers... but she didn't seem to be hurting, and when she saw the blood she seemed embarassed and made up some excuse about her having a scab on her leg that she accidentally scraped off.

I wasn't sure if I ever made a thread about her, but I did! I just checked my thread-archive and found it! Though it looks like I actually met up with her about 6 months after I thought I did according to the post date. My memory sucks. I guess I was 19, not 18.

http://1austindude.bravehost.com/001683~1.HTM
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: ttfg on March 28, 2009, 05:36:36 AM: so it wasent the X after all.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Libertine on March 28, 2009, 05:37:29 AM: Quote from: bagman on March 28, 2009, 05:25:14 AM
http://1austindude.bravehost.com/001683~1.HTM

This is the best part of that link, the first reply:

"Not a complete waste of time, but I've read better porn carved on the inside door of a bathroom stall. At least you didn't pollute my eyes with that picture of the bludgeoned girl being fucked, though, and for that much I thank you.
-Erinye"

Man I miss her fucking hilarious comments, whatever happened to Erinye?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: mosh on March 28, 2009, 05:48:54 AM: She's apparently living in Western Australia.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: underclass on March 28, 2009, 07:19:34 AM: that's close enough, get gagging on that shit
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: psychopathetic on March 28, 2009, 09:25:34 AM: Quote from: bagman on March 28, 2009, 05:25:14 AM
That's what I thought when I first saw blood on my fingers... but she didn't seem to be hurting, and when she saw the blood she seemed embarassed and made up some excuse about her having a scab on her leg that she accidentally scraped off.

I wasn't sure if I ever made a thread about her, but I did! I just checked my thread-archive and found it! Though it looks like I actually met up with her about 6 months after I thought I did according to the post date. My memory sucks. I guess I was 19, not 18.

http://1austindude.bravehost.com/001683~1.HTM

hah, according to 13chem's sig i was on her black list. man, what'd i do to deserve that? sorry, sasha, sorry! don't hate me anymore! i am awesome and less stupid now!
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 09:41:45 AM: Quote
People on the sad pathetic loser list:
Pinkcrayon
Hippo
Danzig

Haha, Snausha bunched in Hipp-hoe with me. Classic.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 09:51:58 AM: Quote
Man I miss her fucking hilarious comments, whatever happened to Erinye?

I killed her
(I wish)

Pathetic loser list = people who shat all over sasha's cum dumpster lifestyle. Gosh, those herpes outbreaks sure made her something irritable!
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 10:03:49 AM: Quote from: katie on March 28, 2009, 09:51:58 AM
Pathetic loser list = people who shat all over sasha's cum dumpster lifestyle. Gosh, those herpes outbreaks sure made her something irritable!

Who are these people who you say "shat all over Sasha's cum dumpster lifestyle"? I'm not sure if you were referring to me, because I for one support that type of lifestyle wholeheartedly.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Wozzeck on March 28, 2009, 10:23:20 AM: Sasha and Aria have generally displayed about ten times more character than a certain average-looking New England girl (inexplicably wanked over by a bunch of adoring dorks) that I could name.

Aria knows about this place, but I think she's having too much fun being married and/or cares not a damn.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: katie on March 28, 2009, 11:01:17 AM: hmm. i didn't think i have ever had a bunch of adoring dorks "wanking" over me. i certainly don't like the idea of little spermies flying around in this world, after being stroked out of a lonely little penis, wasted on thoughts of that hideous orange (not yellow) bikini or any other picture i post. i mean, can't a guy see a photo of a fit girl in a bathing suit WITHOUT jerking it? honestly.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Drugmoth on March 28, 2009, 11:28:17 AM: Quote from: katie on March 28, 2009, 11:01:17 AM
i mean, can't a guy see a photo of a fit girl in a bathing suit WITHOUT jerking it? honestly.

Depends on the guy, the mood he is in, the girl in the photo, and what the actual photo entails. For the record, I don't think I need to reiterate what girls here I want to be sandwiched between.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: mosh on March 28, 2009, 07:49:12 PM: Quote from: Mosh on March 28, 2009, 05:48:54 AM
She's apparently living in Western Australia.

Quote from: underclass on March 28, 2009, 07:19:34 AM
that's close enough, get gagging on that shit

Dude, its closer for me to go to Te Puke than it is to go to Perth.

Quote from: Wozzeck on March 28, 2009, 10:23:20 AM
Aria knows about this place, but I think she's having too much fun being married and/or cares not a damn.

This is me thinking out loud, and not implying anything, but I wonder if Aria has a sister that worked in the ShowNTel? One of the girls in there I had a long chat with has a sister who was living in Perth. It wasnt that girl who thought I was from Nebraska.

Coincidence?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 01:27:18 AM: Quote from: katie on March 28, 2009, 09:51:58 AM
Quote
Man I miss her fucking hilarious comments, whatever happened to Erinye?

I killed her
(I wish)

Pathetic loser list = people who shat all over sasha's cum dumpster lifestyle. Gosh, those herpes outbreaks sure made her something irritable!

Why was I not on it then?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: FAH-Q on March 29, 2009, 03:41:19 PM: Quote from: underclass on March 27, 2009, 11:15:45 AM
However, I am happily married to a stunning woman who's probably Tokyo's young entrepeneur of the year so I think I came out OK

Most definitely. And that's all I'm contributing to this thread.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 04:10:42 PM: W3rd ...
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: mosh on March 30, 2009, 04:45:50 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on March 29, 2009, 03:41:19 PM
Quote from: underclass on March 27, 2009, 11:15:45 AM
However, I am happily married to a stunning woman who's probably Tokyo's young entrepeneur of the year so I think I came out OK

Most definitely. And that's all I'm contributing to this thread.

Hahaha. Fair enough :)
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 30, 2009, 10:01:10 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on March 29, 2009, 03:41:19 PM
Quote from: underclass on March 27, 2009, 11:15:45 AM
However, I am happily married to a stunning woman who's probably Tokyo's young entrepeneur of the year so I think I came out OK

Most definitely. And that's all I'm contributing to this thread.

What, are you afraid you're going to say you want to bone Nick's wife or something?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: katie on March 30, 2009, 11:24:58 AM: and if he did bone her, then someone would have something fucking pertinent to post in this thread.

A-S sort of got me laid. I got laid anyway, but the site did introduce me to a penis I liked.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 10:05:43 PM: Quote from: krapsna on March 30, 2009, 10:01:10 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on March 29, 2009, 03:41:19 PM
Quote from: underclass on March 27, 2009, 11:15:45 AM
However, I am happily married to a stunning woman who's probably Tokyo's young entrepeneur of the year so I think I came out OK

Most definitely. And that's all I'm contributing to this thread.

What, are you afraid you're going to say you want to bone Nick's wife or something?

No, although I'm pretty sure both Nick and I think of each other's SO's as boneable. It's a form of mutual respect, I'd say.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2009, 01:26:05 AM: So, I can still have at 'em, right?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: pepper on March 31, 2009, 01:32:25 AM: I've met a lot of A-S folks, but haven't boned any of 'em (yet!)
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: mosh on March 31, 2009, 03:56:55 AM: You mean fuck them, yeah?

Because if you mean remove their skellington, I'm not sure I'd want to meet you. Unless you have a target other than me, and I can participate.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: tricky on March 31, 2009, 07:28:00 AM: Quote from: Mosh on March 31, 2009, 03:56:55 AM
You mean fuck them, yeah?

Because if you mean remove their skellington, I'm not sure I'd want to meet you. Unless you have a target other than me, and I can participate.

lolz
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 11:10:31 AM: Quote from: pepper on March 31, 2009, 01:32:25 AM
I've met a lot of ~~A-S~~ L-G folks, but haven't boned any of 'em (yet!)
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: underclass on March 31, 2009, 11:11:29 AM: you're a latecomer, there's still time
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 11:41:16 AM: Quote from: underclass on March 31, 2009, 11:11:29 AM
you're a latecomer, there's still time

well, now that you're married, what's really left?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 31, 2009, 11:58:56 AM: Ooohhh! Don't go wreckin homes now Lucas.

Danzig is still available.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: ttfg on March 31, 2009, 12:13:40 PM: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?

Twice.

They wanted something funny to read online, and I got the credit.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 12:20:43 PM: Quote from: krapsna on March 31, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
Ooohhh! Don't go wreckin homes now Lucas.

you're just jealous that i didn't mention you.
don't worry, we can still have our underwear pillow fights.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: beeyot on April 01, 2009, 03:10:12 AM: In philly on July 4th some slutface at the bar was trying to get on me. I think she was on mdma or some shit. I was way too drunk to even care, so I told her to fuck off. That and fuzzy memories of kissing a crackhead? are the closest I can think of...
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Thrash on April 01, 2009, 01:52:06 PM: Ahhh, good times ...
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: chitownoi on April 01, 2009, 10:52:40 PM: Quote from: Wozzeck on March 28, 2009, 12:57:48 AM
Joe an I used to tag-team Carolyn's room mates when she wasn't around.

(Even the communist one.)

hahah true story!!! god her roomates were fucking hot!
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: bagman on April 02, 2009, 12:50:03 AM: Hey Joe.
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: Thrash on April 02, 2009, 03:26:10 AM: Does bagman have pics of this?
Title: Re: Has Anti-Social Gotten You Laid?
Post by: 13chemicals on April 03, 2009, 05:16:36 AM: I am enjoying how the things I wrote almost a decade ago on another board are upsetting people, here, in the now.
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