Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: bagman on March 28, 2009, 01:49:09 PM
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This quote got me thinking.
. Strange, 10 years ago I thought I was fucking the hot chick from the board. If I were still fucking here I wouldn't be, going by tricks pics.
Really?...... I mean, don't get me wrong trickster, I wouldn't hesitate to lube you up either way.
I fail to see how anybody would place katie above trick.
I'd still place ash first.
What is your order, in hotness, of the men/women from A-S/L-G?
1 Being the hottest. Sorry girls, sometimes the truth hurts.
Mine:
1. animaculine
2. punkallstar
3. hip
4. rachreturns
5. solitaryvice
6. tricky
7. sasha
8. erineye
9. psychopathetic
10. mellogeek
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hard to gauge, really, seeing as how i haven't seen recent pictures of most of the guys. or most of the girls on your list, either.
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Why the fuck would you actually make this a thread?
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Why the fuck would you actually make this a thread?
yes, also this.
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Why the fuck would you actually make this a thread?
I have explained exactly why he does these things many, many times.
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I have explained exactly why he does these things many, many times.
Oh yeah, duh. Because it's bagman who is completely tactless.
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Well, why the fuck not? Like I said, homeless-joe got me thinking with his talk of placing "katie above trick" and then still placing "ash first." So I made a thread about it! Way to get defensive.
Sarah, this isn't scientific, or date-specific (meaning you can base it on old photos if you want). Just use your memory if that's all you got!
Anyway, that's fine if you don't want to play.
Funny, how the weirdest things set you guys off.
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Aside from the fact of how many levels of retarded you are, Kyle, and how fucking......yeah, TACTLESS this thread is.......
Yeah Animaculine was probably leagues above any girl here looks wise.
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I accept the blame for inducing bagman brainfart.
And I don't understand how ash didn't make his list.
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no, no, here's where i will be honest.
i don't care where you place me on your list, kyle, or anyone else for that matter.
but it is fucking ridiculous of you to say shit about why you don't understand why women are always comparing themselves to each other when that's exactly what you're doing. putting us up against each other like it's a horse and fucking pony show.
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Here, you big babies.
(http://digitalcypher.com/random/pacifier.jpg)
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no, no, here's where i will be honest.
i don't care where you place me on your list, kyle, or anyone else for that matter.
but it is fucking ridiculous of you to say shit about why you don't understand why women are always comparing themselves to each other when that's exactly what you're doing. putting us up against each other like it's a horse and fucking pony show.
I'm sure he'd rather put on a donkey show.
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Ok here's my list (is that what bagman wanted to see?):
1. bagman
2. bagman
3. bagman
4. bagman
5. bagman
6. bagman
7. bagman
8. bagman
9. bagman
10. danzig
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Ok here's my list (is that what bagman wanted to see?):
1. bagman
2. bagman
3. bagman
4. bagman
5. bagman
6. bagman
7. bagman
8. bagman
9. bagman
10. danzig
Wow......that was really mean :'(
Fuck you guys I'm leaving for another couple months! *storms and flails*
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A list about personality would be better ?
A list about laughs per post would be better ?
A list about almost anything else would be better.
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Oh sorry I meant to say:
1. danzig
2. danzig
3. danzig
4. danzig
5. danzig
6. danzig
7. danzig
8. danzig
9. danzig
10. bagman
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Why is this thread over-the-line? Jesus Christ.
You're right. Whoever said this place isn't Anti-Social, is spot-on. This is the second time in a week that you dickless-fucks have gotten all whiney on my posts.
This is not meant to be hurtful. Top 10 is still good considering all of the men/women we had over the years. I mean fuck.
Fuck it.
No cock pic for you all.
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*facepalm*
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as i siad to the a-s post. which was ignored like most of my shit.
'cause this place is more like a clubhouse.
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The difference is, when I was at AS I wasn't really friends with you guys and felt quite alright with being a total bitch to all of you and be sincere about it. Now I actually know some of you people and would even dare say that I'm friends with some of you. That is why it won't ever be like AS anymore, at least IMHO.
But, if you want me to be a bitch to you (and not just giving you a friendly ribbing), I can do so, bagman.
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The difference is, when I was at AS I wasn't really friends with you guys and felt quite alright with being a total bitch to all of you and be sincere about it. Now I actually know some of you people and would even dare say that I'm friends with some of you. That is why it won't ever be like AS anymore, at least IMHO.
But, if you want me to be a bitch to you (and not just giving you a friendly ribbing), I can do so, bagman.
cliff note version. : people give a shit about eachother now.
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And that means pointing out the plethora of the facepalm worthy things you say and being like "Yeah dude......you probably shouldn't say/do/fuck that"
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Here we can see in action the well-established pattern Bagman clings so tenaciously to: Put your fucking clown-shoe shod foot square in it, then scramble to accuse others of committing faux-pas-de-fucktards in an inevitably failed gambit to save face.
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The difference is, when I was at AS I wasn't really friends with you guys and felt quite alright with being a total bitch to all of you and be sincere about it. Now I actually know some of you people and would even dare say that I'm friends with some of you. That is why it won't ever be like AS anymore, at least IMHO.
But, if you want me to be a bitch to you (and not just giving you a friendly ribbing), I can do so, bagman.
Well, I remain and probably will always remain aloof. I don't chat. I don't talk on that Skype. I don't talk on the phone.
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come to think of it, doesn't bag mod the forum this thread should be in ?
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come to think of it, doesn't bag mod the forum this thread should be in ?
Actually, I think it's become a rant now.
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That's nice Baggy, yet I can count the number of people on here I have any personal friendship with on one hand and still have fingers to spare, and homeless-joe probably not even that, yet still an asshole is exactly what we see here.
The disease is inside of you.
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come to think of it, doesn't bag mod the forum this thread should of been in ?
Actually, I think it's become a rant now.
:corrected:
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That's nice Baggy, yet I can count the number of people on here I have any personal friendship with on one hand and still have fingers to spare, and homeless-joe probably not even that, yet still an asshole is exactly what we see here.
The disease is inside of you.
good point.
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That's nice Baggy, yet I can count the number of people on here I have any personal friendship with on one hand and still have fingers to spare, and homeless-joe probably not even that, yet still an asshole is exactly what we see here.
The disease is inside of you.
good point.
Yes, I have no friends here. I don't consider myself to have any enemies (?).
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Yes, I have no friends here. I don't consider myself to have any enemies (?).
I WILL FIGHT YOU
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Yes, I have no friends here. I don't consider myself to have any enemies (?).
I WILL FIGHT YOU
Jelly or Mud ?
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lasers!
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You will loose. I played leauge and masters at laserforce.
I suggest nerf guns at point blank range.
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why, i would LOVE to perpetuate this superficiality!
1. krsna
2. pepper
3. si
4. emp
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Wasn't shitting all over other people's threads and taking them in entirely different directions a significant portion of what went on at anti-social, anyway?
(http://www.lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg)
Does this make you feel more at home?
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Love it.
Emp aren't you supposed to be getting drunk on the beach and making fun of Zoomie's garb right about now?
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I am relieved that I will probably never be able to afford retirement and will instead likely end up mass-graved in some sort of camp for undesirables.
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I want and animated version please.
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that picture may have bumped emp above si. being utterly twisted can be sexy.
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Thanks Emp! Much better. Not the subject material per se, but the fact that my thread got defaced and pointed in a new direction.
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@katie: you are too kind ;D
@emp: that's how you do it!
@everyone: I hate air travel but if you all pitch in I will go to Austin and personally give kyle noogies, wedgies, and pink belly while calling him an asshole in front of his girlfriend. Video of said acts would be provided. If you should prefer these acts be performed by another party I believe balor, emp, or zoomie would gladly step up to bat.
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She's not his girlfriend, remember?
She's his cumbucket. Or at least she would be if he could let fly.
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Here's the thing; krsna and I mentioned this in our phone cuso tonight ...
AS was what it was, and LG was the people tht wanted to "socialize" and "be friendly" ....
If this thread continues I DEMAND that there's pic-proof to support your votes ....
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A-S is dead and buried... let it go.
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A-S is dead and buried... let it go.
Fuck that, it's part of our history.
Funny, things really haven't changed much.
http://1austindude.bravehost.com/000161~1.HTM
One thing you can't chide me on. I have never changed for anybody here.
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Bagman, FUCKING LET IT GO.
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Show me your tits first.
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In your dreams, bitch.
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VALIDATE ME GIRLS
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Probably for the best. I doubt the bruising around your nipples from your kid suckling too hard, would be something I'd want to see.
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VALIDATE ME GIRLS
1. Lother
2. danzig
3.
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7.
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9.
10.
-1,275. bagman
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Dude, I was talking to the woman at the bar who wouldn't validate my parking ticket.
That stupid bitch.
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There's only one solution for that: anal rape.
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at the rape barn
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2. punkallstar
i heart bagman
my hottest guy is some random pic i saw once of someone who started a-s... i guess it was lee harvey? i don't even know.
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A-S is dead and buried... let it go.
Fuck that, it's part of our history.
Funny, things really haven't changed much.
http://1austindude.bravehost.com/000161~1.HTM (http://1austindude.bravehost.com/000161~1.HTM)
One thing you can't chide me on. I have never changed for anybody here.
oh hay there i am. saying i like bagman and sasha. boy i'm awesome.
i would still like ya, kyle, if you didn't act like such a douche sometimes. okay, i take it back. i do like you, but you act like a fucking douche sometimes. you're like an amazingly annoying little cousin that i have to love and nothing would feel right without you around.
/gushies
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wow - 10 chicks post here.
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wow - 10 chicks post here.
actually, i think it's only currently at about seven.
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Hmmmm ....
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No, Dave makes up for 3 of them...
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ah
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my hottest guy is some random pic i saw once of someone who started a-s... i guess it was lee harvey? i don't even know.
attn krsna: who was the guy who was at the place we went that one time? that office in the city and i said "who's that?" and you were all "why?"
he wasn't ugly.
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I don't remember, but it could have been Fred. The ladies like him. That's probably who Carolyn means too.
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Is he still mustachioed and intense?
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tell him i say "hey"
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wow. top marks for this thread. such drama. i've always found rankings to be comedy of the highest order.
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Why are you people not posting in the right forums?
Either way, Baggie's talked to me on the phone a couple of times ...
... I think he digs my office!
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Is he still mustachioed and intense?
hahaha... City Paper.
Why are you people not posting in the right forums?
Either way, Baggie's talked to me on the phone a couple of times ...
... I think he digs my office!
And covets your bottom.
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MELLO IS THE HOTTEST PIECE OF ASS ONLINE
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Where the fuck is mello?
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This is the second time in a week that you dickless-fucks have gotten all whiney on my posts.
Is it only considered honesty when you're justifying your actions?
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Where the fuck is mello?
my guess: boyfriend & work.
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Yeah I'd have put Mello higher in the ranking.
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SHE IS THE CREAM OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB
I MEAN IT, THE FUCKING CREAM
FAGS
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I don't understand why there's not a women/men mixed list.
bagman, get to work.
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Psh. You just want to see who you get sandwiched between.
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You for scuba? (http://www.scubaboard.com/forums/introductions-greets/158473-desk-mustachioed-intense-fredrick-j-j-hampton-iii.html)
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Would that be BH?
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No ...
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hahhaa at least I'm a 10 somewhere!
And underclass, I always had a thing for red heads
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I didnt make top 10 anything.
This is excellent!
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You're in the secret top 10
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Damn. :(
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Mosh is hot + awesome.
Geek is #9 on my tranny list. If she'd shave her beard once in a while she'd be #8.
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I can't have a list anymore, since Thrash and I are getting married. He'll always be #1!
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I can't have a list anymore, since Thrash and I are getting married. He'll always be #1!
lothar is going to give you a beat down.
(accidentally i typed "eat down" first. let me tell you.. if that's the case, plz take photos)
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I can't have a list anymore, since Thrash and I are getting married. He'll always be #1!
Fag. Why don't you just move to San Fran already, you can take up residence at a truckstop glory hole.
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I can't have a list anymore, since Thrash and I are getting married. He'll always be #1!
Fag. Why don't you just move to San Fran already, you can take up residence at a truckstop glory hole.
That's a lot of talk from a girl who let's strange dudes splooge on her clothing.
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Well now that I've found my one true love (bagman) I won't be doing that anymore!
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Right. Given the choice between my mortgage and your dry cleaning bill, I'll pay the mortgage.
Who am I kidding, I can't afford either.
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don't worry mosh, you're tops on my list.
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don't worry mosh, you're tops on my list.
It's true!
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I can't have a list anymore, since Thrash and I are getting married. He'll always be #1!
Fag. Why don't you just move to San Fran already, you can take up residence at a truckstop glory hole.
Why go all the way west when Iowa is humoring long haul truckers who like to get their dick sucked by dudes at the local truck stop now!?
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I can't believe I'm a 7 on Bagman's list. Kyle has had a boner for me ever since high school.
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I can't believe I'm a 7 on Bagman's list. Kyle has had a boner for me ever since high school.
Clearly a denial vote. You're #1 in his heart.
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Not one serious list after page 1 ...
Yep, we're back, folks!
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Let's say someone put a gun to my head and then politely said "Okay so you have to hit it with 10 members of Loaded-Gun forum and there have to be equal men and women involved. You can make this list on any merit you so choose but you cannot back out or else I will kill you." Barred by these hypothetical restrictions, I bring you:
#10 13Chemicals -- If I'm going 10 deep I'm going all in on the first pick.
#9 Bagman -- For the fumbling inexperience, to contrast with the next 8 and make them that much better.
#8 punkallstar -- I need a sugar momma to help pay my grad school tuition and I heard Caro is a lawyer now so I'm down for whatever. I'll eat cherries jubilee out of her ass if that's what it takes to pay down these student loans.
#7 Drugmoth -- Whatever happened, at least we'd both be so high on cough medicine that I wouldn't remember any of the horribleness of it afterward.
#6 Tricky -- I'd cum on her clothed ass but I would at least be polite enough to get her off first.
#T-5 Mosh and Underclass -- The East Asian Express meets the Thunder Chunder from Down Under. Double man train action.
#4 Geek -- To ride the onion is my divine purpose. Any hole is a goal.
#3 Siko -- Look, for a Caribbean vacation, there's not much I wouldn't do.
#2 Hip -- With how much she talks about penis on these forums I figure she must be handy with one.
#1 Thrash -- Except in my imagination we would be rolling out the Chinese fingercuffs on a tranny while high fivin'.
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sweet - top 5 bitches! Even if I have to share it with an Aussie I'll take it!
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That was beautiful.
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sweet - top 5 bitches! Even if I have to share it with an Aussie I'll take it!
We are one and the same anyways!
2 countries, 1 culture.
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Thank God I wasn't on that list.
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I'll take #6, but only because I'm sandwiched between Mosh/ underclass and danzig. haha
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Filled out like an application form
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Some will treat it like a menu.
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hahahaha ...
He knows me too well ...
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Now we can discuss the 'others'.
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Like on LOST?
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well, juliet is the obvious (read: only) choice since the French bitch's daughter was murdered.
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i've only seen up to and including season 4. i like to watch them on dvd.
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Is it bad if you cant tell difference between the seasons ?
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Definitely not.
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i'm caught up through the end of season 4; 5 is on the hard drive waiting, but i was pretty disillusioned with the flash forward sequences in 4. they seemed confused and were cluttered with complications with the dead. although i'm eager to see what the claire/baby aaron situation is all about and where that's headed.
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zoomie is the hawtest member hands down
he takes it up the ass like a champ, and looks so sweet and innocent with my cock in his mouth....
almost makes me wanna introduce him to your mother, but i dont like to share.
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Thrash, meet cockNspiel.
He's your competition from now on.
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I imagined you in an expensive Italian suit wearing a monocle with a cat in your lap as I read, "Thrash, meet cockNspiel.
He's your competition from now on."
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I have the expensive Italian suit.
Ok, its a suit I bought in China that has Armani tags inside it, which incidentally say made in Italy. I paid less than $100 for the suit, and it looks dandy.
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I imagined you in an expensive Italian suit wearing a monocle with a cat in your lap as I read, "Thrash, meet cockNspiel.
He's your competition from now on."
I was trying to think of the word "monocle" the other day...thank you.
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zoomie is the hawtest member hands down
he takes it up the ass like a champ, and looks so sweet and innocent with my cock in his mouth....
almost makes me wanna introduce him to your mother, but i dont like to share.
Well now that I know who you are, I'm gonna put it in your ass, in battle dress, while you sing "Oh Canada".
I know what you like, bitch and I got a hamster cock with your name on it.
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That asnwers that question.
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Dr. CockNspiel..... MD
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zoomie is the hawtest member hands down
he takes it up the ass like a champ, and looks so sweet and innocent with my cock in his mouth....
almost makes me wanna introduce him to your mother, but i dont like to share.
Well now that I know who you are, I'm gonna put it in your ass, in battle dress, while you sing "Oh Canada".
I know what you like, bitch and I got a hamster cock with your name on it.
i've heard about your glorious hamster cock, enraged angel claims its what impregnated her with her 6th child...way to throw that l hotdog down the hallway old man, i always knew you were a champ!!
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Yeah I'm more likely to bump parts with you than put my parts where TCF has been. Goddess knows what he picked up in prison...
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zoomie is the hawtest member hands down
he takes it up the ass like a champ, and looks so sweet and innocent with my cock in his mouth....
almost makes me wanna introduce him to your mother, but i dont like to share.
Well now that I know who you are, I'm gonna put it in your ass, in battle dress, while you sing "Oh Canada".
I know what you like, bitch and I got a hamster cock with your name on it.
i've heard about your glorious hamster cock, enraged angel claims its what impregnated her with her 6th child...way to throw that l hotdog down the hallway old man, i always knew you were a champ!!
Yeah I'm more likely to bump parts with you than put my parts where TCF has been. Goddess knows what he picked up in prison...
hahahahaha see this is one HF member we should keep...
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Yeah and she's pretty hot too. Unfortunately she ignored my warnings and joined the CAF. Still waiting for a pic in uniform...
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I just checked, all the hottest women from RT are here.
CocknSpiel (Mary J)
Enraged Angel
TreeHugger
IndianSummer
DaisyMae
KinkyRamona
And others. Try not to frighten them off, K kids?
Of course, hip will be jealous and immediately start shit.
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4 of them wont/dont post here. duh.
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I should start another, separate, thread on the Top 10 Best Pair of Tits here.
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4 of them wont/dont post here. duh.
They'll be back.
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...and as she placed her legs in the stirrups Dr. CockNspiel told her to please relax. Inserting a speculum and finger into her vagina, CockNspiel told her that he had to do an anal exam as well. With his index finger still placed inside of her, along with the speculum, he stood up and pulled down his pants. "This will be able to check you more accurately, " he said as he pulled his cock from his pants. "Are you sure this is the only way?" the adolescent female patient asked him with a hesitant tone to her voice. "It IS the only way in Dr. CockNspiel's office, " he replied as he rammed his cock into her lightly lubed pink balloon knot. "GOD! That feels like hell! Please help me understand why you are doing this to me," the young girl screeched at CockNspiel as she pawwed at his arms. No answer was given from CockNspiel as he rammed and prodded her insides in a way only a frenetic doctor could......
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I should have gone to medical school.
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I'm thinking of a sequel to Teeth. Two Back Teeth: Anus Dentata.
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CocknSpiel is Mary J? No shit! Welcome back!
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Thrash, meet cockNspiel.
He's your competition from now on.
I'll let Mary J share my thunder; it's good to have a female counterpart sometimes ...
I should have gone to medical school.
I did; look where it got me ...
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Yeah I'm more likely to bump parts with you than put my parts where TCF has been. Goddess knows what he picked up in prison...
i'd be more worried about what he picked up outside of prison, those inmates are a lot cleaner than what he's currently tappin....there is no cure for gonaherpasyphilaids ya'know.
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Yeah and she's pretty hot too. Unfortunately she ignored my warnings and joined the CAF. Still waiting for a pic in uniform...
don't start till november, there was issues with my security clearance, haha.....
seriously though.
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CocknSpiel is Mary J? No shit! Welcome back!
you missed me didnt you?!
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You're a girl? Lame. That ruins all CockNspiel tales from this point forward. Good job Mary J.
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The ?! is a giveaway.
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It's her signature move, like the ellipses at the end of my posts...
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Love the ellipses...
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You're a girl? Lame. That ruins all CockNspiel tales from this point forward. Good job Mary J.
bitches are lame arent they?!
sorry for ruining your fantasy of my dick in your ass, i have a strap on though if that makes you feel any better?
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The ?! is a giveaway.
That's what I told her...
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Mary J ain't no bitch ~
She's a sHe-Man!
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You're a girl? Lame. That ruins all CockNspiel tales from this point forward. Good job Mary J.
bitches are lame arent they?!
sorry for ruining your fantasy of my dick in your ass, i have a strap on though if that makes you feel any better?
It's not the same. I know because I have a lot of experience.
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4 of them wont/dont post here. duh.
make sure to check their last login times.
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Login is not posting.
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Yes but you've captivated them with your charm and wit and they just can't stay away from you Brian...
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I am a better read in chat.
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It's not the same. I know because I have a lot of experience.
even if i let you call me doctor?
i'll still put your feet in the stir ups, close your eyes and you'll never know the difference.
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ha ha-- "stir ups"
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Meh, she's Canadian. They do things phonetically.
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no excuse!
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LauraMay is the hottest free-speech hating commie at L-G!
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ha ha-- "stir ups"
no need to be jealous, i've penciled you in for the next appointment.....we're gonna put those glorious dsl's of yours to work.
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I went to the doctor today and put my feet up in stirrups. I hate doctors and their use of shots and stirrups and speculums and talking down to you if you sleep around.
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Haha I was hoping my doctor wouldn't keep his trap shut when I gave him my sexual history. But of course not. I told him I was a virgin until Dec, then had unprotected sex with multiple girls and he had to fucking comment. "What happened? You kind of what crazy there, didn't you?"
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Kind of what crazy? WHAT CRAZY?! WHAT, CRAZY!?!?!! WAHT CARZY?!!!?!!!??!!
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for some reason i just remembered myjama. she's probably dead by now.
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"You kind of what crazy there, didn't you?"
Uh, did you find your doctor through a spam email?
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Craigslist, duh.
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for some reason i just remembered myjama. she's probably dead by now.
Now she's a scary ghost.
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"You kind of what crazy there, didn't you?"
Uh, did you find your doctor through a spam email?
No, he's Indian which explains a lot.
Slurpee. Not Casino.
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Well at least you're still not saying nigger.
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I don't understand doctors who ask about sexual history.
When I told my doc i have a (very) irregular period and i wanna be on the pill he asked why, are you sexually active?
and obviously the answer is no but shut up goddamn nosey doctor. why it doesn't seem to phase them really fucking pisses me off.
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They aren't really trying to be nosy. It's that, IF you ARE sexually active? There are certain tests that should be performed on you, on a regular basis.
Also, it lets the doc know if you're a virgin, and the use of a speculum would NOT be a "good idea"
So, no, not nosy, at all. Just trying to give good, all-inclusive, quality care.
p.s. Your doc is bound by a code of silence (Doctor/Patient Confidentiality) regarding your medical history.
Unless YOU choose to alert/warn others of fatal, contagious disease (AIDS, HepC, etc.), or life-threatening disabilities (diabetes, epilepsy, COPD, etc.) by bracelet, tattoo, micro-chip implant, whatever,
your privacy is King.
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bah. it just pisses me off ive had an irregular cycle my entire life, i have the symptoms of pcos and the drs are like (http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/aloofandbored14.gif)
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I went to my NEW doctor yesterday since it feels like knifes are stabbing my uterus everytime I take a step as I walk and she asked me if I was sexually active and how many partners I have had in the last 6 months. She then did a chlamid/gon test and won't get the results until Monday, but still prescribed me medicine. I know I don't have it because I went to the std clinic last week and they said I was negative for those things and I should probably go to my GP to find out what the pain could be. I told her this but she didn't listen. Why do doctors refuse to listen? I am still having the pain btw and it spread to right under my ribs randomly. I love western medicine.
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Am I the only one ere who has sued doctors ?
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I don't understand doctors who ask about sexual history.
When I told my doc i have a (very) irregular period and i wanna be on the pill he asked why, are you sexually active?
and obviously the answer is no but shut up goddamn nosey doctor. why it doesn't seem to phase them really fucking pisses me off.
Seriously. We all have medical degrees. We all know what's best for ourselves, and don't need their clinical opinions. The only thing we need them for is prescription medicine and that's a big government ploy anyway. Why can only doctors prescribe meds? Way to stifle free market, guys. Sheesh!
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what's best for me is to get totally wasted tonight,
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what's best for me is to get totally wasted tonight,
Dr. Mosh, do you accept BlueCross?
I need a prescription for whiskey.
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Dr Emp, I finally broke the seal on a 4 year old bottle of Middleton last night (Four years in the bottle that is). Had just three shots before I turned to massive amounts of other beverages. It was exquisite. I'll be serving it along with something roasted on the fire at the river next Saturday night for Fall Equinox. Could be zucchini, could be pork belly.
Please attend.
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LauraMay is the hottest free-speech hating commie at L-G!
Hahahah
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I went to my NEW doctor yesterday since it feels like knifes are stabbing my uterus everytime I take a step as I walk and she asked me if I was sexually active and how many partners I have had in the last 6 months. She then did a chlamid/gon test and won't get the results until Monday, but still prescribed me medicine. I know I don't have it because I went to the std clinic last week and they said I was negative for those things and I should probably go to my GP to find out what the pain could be. I told her this but she didn't listen. Why do doctors refuse to listen? I am still having the pain btw and it spread to right under my ribs randomly. I love western medicine.
So fucking gay, right? Like, I'll bet a qualified witch doctor would just blow some ashes on you and dance in his grass skirt and your illness would totally go away, no waiting required.
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(http://ingoodfaith.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/shona_witch_doctor.jpg)
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Dr Emp, I finally broke the seal on a 4 year old bottle of Middleton last night (Four years in the bottle that is). Had just three shots before I turned to massive amounts of other beverages. It was exquisite. I'll be serving it along with something roasted on the fire at the river next Saturday night for Fall Equinox. Could be zucchini, could be pork belly.
Please attend.
Next Saturday the 19th?
Done. I think I planned something else, but I'll blow it off.
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Lots of wind, lots of sailboats. I might even sail down on Friday instead of driving.
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Oh, wow ~ i JUST noticed this, Sasha!
Sounds like she assumed you have endometritis:
Endometritis refers to inflammation of the endometrium, the inner lining of the uterus. Pathologists have traditionally classified endometritis as either acute or chronic: acute endometritis is characterized by the presence of microabscesses or neutrophils within the endometrial glands, while chronic endometritis is distinguished by variable numbers of plasma cells within the endometrial stroma. The most common cause of endometritis is infection. Symptoms include lower abdominal pain, fever and abnormal vaginal bleeding or discharge. Caesarean section, prolonged rupture of membranes and long labor with multiple vaginal examinations are important risk factors. Treatment is usually with broad-spectrum antibiotics.
~~ (From the Wikpedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endometritis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endometritis))
You can download a PDF containing detailed information from that link
Does that match your symptoms? Oh, and let's take this to PM/E, shall we?
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I'm sure Sasha is really looking forward to conversing with you about the specifics of her vagina.
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Why not, she detailed many specifics of her vagina here in the past...
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10. si
9. lucas
8. nick
7. emp
6. dylan
5. burna
4. sasha
3. brian
2. doormouse
1. me!
This includes personality though, cuz I've never seen a pic of Doormouse. Or Emp, I dont think. And just regulars, that are posting right now.
Oh yeah and I'm first because I'm awesome. But mainly because I just dont think I could give out a first place.
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Well I'm humbled. Cheers.
I privately harbor the impression you're not nearly as plain as you let on, yourself... ;)
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I want a recount.
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Woah, Brian, you're right - I did get it wrong.
Here's the corrected version.
10. si
9. lucas
8. nick
7. emp
6. dylan
5. brian
4. sasha
3. burna
2. doormouse
1. me!
Well I'm humbled. Cheers.
I privately harbor the impression you're not nearly as plain as you let on, yourself... ;)
only because you dont want an ugly girl to like you...!
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Hah. I'll believe it when I see it. Most Indian girls I've met have been quite pretty.
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1. Fah-Q ~ Hands Down! Young, nice looking, livin' the life!
2. Sasha ~ Come on! Ex-stripper, still young and cute? Oh, yeah!
3. Zoomie ~ Drunk all night, high all day, careening about the seaboard ~ Hell YEAH, that's hot!
4. Jai ~ Too frickin' cool for such a young lady.
5. Tru ~ great style/savior faire, and he Likes me!
6. Dylan ~ for a drugged-up gaylord, he's pretty damned cool!
7. Wozzer ~ the man of mystery ...
8. Mosh ~ who reminds me of Moses, leading a band of rabble through the desert for 40 years
9. Underclass ~ if that was his cock in that pic? WHOA! Giant Ginger Genetalia? THAT was HAWT!!!
10. [Your Screen Name Here] ~ a member of L-G ~ How Hot is THAT?!?
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I have a picture of nick's cock, and it's all pubes.
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There isn't a shortage of dicks in this place.
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Oh drat, blanked again.
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There isn't a shortage of dicks in this place.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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I'm ....
... liking this, yes