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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: psychopathetic on March 28, 2009, 10:33:07 PM
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the who's on page says we're all a bunch of losers, randomly refreshing the l-g homepage, just waiting for somebody to post something.
so i'm posting.
i'm working on a drawing of some squid. what the hell are you doing at home on a saturday night? or, you know, whenever it is for you.
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I forgot I was here.
Idle in voodoo, watching red dwarf waiting for lunch bbq guests.
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went shopping for groceries and did laundry, watched both hoops games tonight. working on reading a book about us nuclear policy and then maybe jerkin it, who knows. the night is young.
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Just got back from watching Watchmen. It was pretty much a gay man's dream the entire way through. What a let down. Hide that hog you fucking blue man.
Sasha 2 texted me while I was in the theater... might or might not reply.
Possibly about to peruse W4M on Craigslist while watching SNL.
EDIT: Or possibly the Casual Encounter section. She looks screaming hot: http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1096981976.html
EDIT 2: Hmmm... http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/1096838405.html
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SNL's a repeat tonight, Bag. The Alec Baldwyn one again, at least according to TGuide.com.
I've been watching "The Promotion" on Cinemax and now I'm probably gonna play some more Bioshock after making sure Tvguide.com wasn't wring about SNL tonight.
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Just got back from watching Watchmen. It was pretty much a gay man's dream the entire way through. What a let down. Hide that hog you fucking blue man.
I've seen it twice so far, I actually watched it the second time on Friday night. For whatever reason, I find the characters very invigorating critiques of different aspects of humanity and it makes me analyze my own thoughts about life much closer. It's a lot to think about and lots of fun historical and scientific what-ifs which are very interesting to me.
ALSO I LOVE THE COCK. BIG AND BLUE AND ALL OVER.
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SNL's a repeat tonight, Bag. The Alec Baldwyn one again, at least according to TGuide.com.
I've been watching "The Promotion" on Cinemax and now I'm probably gonna play some more Bioshock after making sure Tvguide.com wasn't wring about SNL tonight.
haha, right, like he's only hosted once.
besides, tonight's episode has the jonas brothers! i'm sure luke and krsna are all over that shit.
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Seeing as its Sunday arvo here, I went out for a late breakfast in Fitzroy.
I also had me some sex.
Might cut the lawn now... its a nice day.
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Just got back from watching Watchmen. It was pretty much a gay man's dream the entire way through. What a let down. Hide that hog you fucking blue man.
Sasha 2 texted me while I was in the theater... might or might not reply.
Possibly about to peruse W4M on Craigslist while watching SNL.
EDIT: Or possibly the Casual Encounter section. She looks screaming hot: http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1096981976.html
EDIT 2: Hmmm... http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/1096838405.html
So you got a gay dude looking for dick pics and two fat chicks looking for free weed and you think you're mackin.
Man, you were way cooler before you got fat chick pussy.
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yeah i've been thinking about shooting off an email to this girl for a bit.
http://flint.craigslist.org/cas/1080891373.html
but instead i will just puss out and whine about it.
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Email that bitch and break her off a new one and then relay the story to us in the first person (hustler letters style) so danzig and bagman can wank to it. I'll avert my eyes.
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Email that bitch and break her off a new one and then relay the story to us in the first person (hustler letters style) so danzig and bagman can wank to it. I'll avert my eyes.
and i will swear to that in court in front of your pregnant girlfriend.
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I can not dignify such sarcasm with a response.
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I'm currently observing Earth Hour (http://www.earthhour.org/home/) sipping a little vodka and boiling chicken for my current cat "Trix" because she needs a special diet of boiled chicken and rice. And no tricky I didn't name her.
Plus catching up on the Pinky Show. But I have four movies given to me today on my flash drive ... umm let me check what they are:
Ok I have
20 Years After
Against The Dark
Extreme Movie
&
Punisher: War Zone
None of which have I seen yet but I will shortly choose one to watch.
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alright you guys i'm sending off an email to her
right
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nooooowwwwwww...
aaaaagh
*hyperventilates*
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EDIT: Or possibly the Casual Encounter section. She looks screaming hot: http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1096981976.html
Yeah, "This posting has been flagged for removal" is Uber-Hawt, G ...
yeah i've been thinking about shooting off an email to this girl for a bit.
http://flint.craigslist.org/cas/1080891373.html
but instead i will just puss out and whine about it.
Just do it ...
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Oh, yeah ...
And take pics/vids ...
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alright you guys i'm sending off an email to her
right
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nooooowwwwwww...
aaaaagh
*hyperventilates*
Ok now what you have to do is give us constant updates in this thread and we tell you exactly what to do like in Densha Otoko except it's us so you'll probably end up in jail.
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what
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Just follow my last suggestion ....
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in all likelihood she won't even respond so let's not get ahead of ourselves.
man it would be weird if she did.
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I'll buy the camera ...
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I'll scramble the eggs.
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I'll buy the camera ...
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Sarah do you live near Flint? I lived in Dearborn until like 3 months ago when I moved out East.
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Youre not in Michigan anymore Chad?
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I hate when you lay down for minute, end up falling asleep for a couple of hours, then wake up at 2am and can't get back to sleep. Took a late night nap, and was just rudely awakened by a loud banging at what I thought was my door (ended up being the neighbor) and I can't sleep now.
Le sigh.
What to do. What to do.
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I'm talking to Thrash!
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Sarah do you live near Flint? I lived in Dearborn until like 3 months ago when I moved out East.
i do. actually, i live in flint.
i know, i remembered where you lived. kinda. i thought it was ann arbor. goes to show how awesome my memory is.
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Sarah do you live near Flint? I lived in Dearborn until like 3 months ago when I moved out East.
i do. actually, i live in flint.
i know, i remembered where you lived. kinda. i thought it was ann arbor. goes to show how awesome my memory is.
It was Ann Arbor until about 3 years ago, during the downtime here. I lived in Dearborn for the past three years teaching and doing administrative work and then quit those jobs and moved out East. Michigan is depressing as hell. Man Flint gets me down just driving through it and looking at it.
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Try Youngstown, it's like a little Detroit where the majority of the population is either ghetto crackheads or redneck cokeheads with a large side of heroin junkies.
And don't forget the lovely scenery:
(http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/0c/00/4927297e-0033c-04cd2-400cb8e1)
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ALSO I LOVE THE COCK. BIG AND BLUE AND ALL OVER.
Quotebox ...
I'm talking to Thrash!
Yeah, I was, like talking to Tricky ....
Sorry I didn't post that ...
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Try Youngstown, it's like a little Detroit where the majority of the population is either ghetto crackheads or redneck cokeheads with a large side of heroin junkies.
And don't forget the lovely scenery:
(http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/0c/00/4927297e-0033c-04cd2-400cb8e1)
But hey, at least there's a Springsteen song about it. And Kelly Pavlik's from there!
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yeah, flint's pretty awful but i love it. clio (jsut north of flint), on the other hand, that's where i used to live... man. it's about ten times worse than flint.
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Try Youngstown, it's like a little Detroit where the majority of the population is either ghetto crackheads or redneck cokeheads with a large side of heroin junkies.
And don't forget the lovely scenery:
(http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/0c/00/4927297e-0033c-04cd2-400cb8e1)
I can't tell for sure, but if that car is a Triumph, the irony is delicious.
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Try Youngstown, it's like a little Detroit where the majority of the population is either ghetto crackheads or redneck cokeheads with a large side of heroin junkies.
And don't forget the lovely scenery:
(http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/0c/00/4927297e-0033c-04cd2-400cb8e1)
I can't tell for sure, but if that car is a Triumph, the irony is delicious.
it looks like a delorean humped an old thunderbird.
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I think it is, man ...
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Nope, bizarrely enough it is a Lancia Sorpion (http://jalopnik.com/5100035/abandoned-lancia-scorpion-makes-youngstown-ohio-15th-most-dangerous-city-in-america).
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1: Fuck Springsteen.
2: The love for Pavlick everywhere within a 20-mile radius of Youngstown is sad and hilarious. We're talking, "We have no hope or ambition for ourselves in this world so let us idolize the man who punched his way out of the wet sack of shit that is our lives."
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Aren't you from Jersey? I thought it was hard-coded into you guys to love the Boss...
Kidding aside, I mostly agree with you. I think he's way overrated, even if I've liked a song or two of his. I just don't get all the hype. Although I've heard he does put on a helluva live show, which can make even a fairly mediocre artist seem great.
Pavlik seemed pretty exciting for a while there, but he also seems to not be worth as much hype as he got. I think people were really excited to see a white boxer doing so well, and from the various HBO/ESPN fluff pieces I've seen on the dude, they portray Youngstown exactly as you described it. Kinda sad when a pretty-good-but-not-THAT-amazing boxer is the only thing that keeps a whole town full of people going.
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Funny thing about all popular music ... it would have never gotten on the air if it didn't serve those in power.
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Who the fuck in Youngstown was pretentious enough to get themselves a Lancia?
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Back in the spirit of the OP, right at this moment I'm downloading the "Wheelman" demo from XBL. I need to see how much a Vin Diesel GTA clone sucks.
Also while it's downloading I'm watching some Woody Allen movie I've never been able to see all the way through that keeps cutting to greek actors saying weird shit. I love Woody Allen.
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>>what<<
Your momma did for the postman.
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currently:
dipping a teaspoon into a jar of organic 'valencia peanut butter with roasted flaxseeds' and putting each deliciously crunchy and salty sweet bite onto the flat of my tongue, easing the whole mess cleanly off the spoon with the little pink tip of my tongue, into my watering mouth. only to roll it around a bit, smooth it onto the roof of my mouth, suck it bit by bit down into my throat, swallow every bit, and then do it all over again.
...and again. i have to go to work now. i'm bringing the peanut butter.
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Oh man, look out for Tru. I think that post is giong to induce some more name calling.
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Oh my god the Vin Diesel GTA clone kicks ASS. How did this happen? Something associated with Vin Diesel is actually GOOD.
It's a game about an undercover cop/getaway driver where you have special "melee driving" moves to slam into other cars and shit during high speed chases, and there's an action where you can drive up behind a car and get Vin Diesel to jump out, onto the car in front of you and then jack it, called and "airjack". It's like The Transporter, the video game, but starring Vin Diesel.
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currently:
dipping a teaspoon into a jar of organic 'valencia peanut butter with roasted flaxseeds' and putting each deliciously crunchy and salty sweet bite onto the flat of my tongue, easing the whole mess cleanly off the spoon with the little pink tip of my tongue, into my watering mouth. only to roll it around a bit, smooth it onto the roof of my mouth, suck it bit by bit down into my throat, swallow every bit, and then do it all over again.
...and again. i have to go to work now. i'm bringing the peanut butter.
FAG
I mean...
WHORE
I mean...
FAG
fuck I'm confused.
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I hate Woody Allen.
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sounds like katie really got a lot out of her creative writing courses. :P
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I hate Woody Allen.
Then you hate comedy, my friend.
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Nah, I just hate weirdo-pedos whose schtick ain't even funny.
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sounds like katie really got a lot out of her creative writing courses. :P
Nope, just my peanut butter.
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Nah, I just hate weirdo-pedos whose schtick ain't even funny.
My shtick is fucking awesome, and most people don't even realize it's actually a shtick.
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Hey hip, I have some nut butter that's probably equally as tasty!
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oh dear lord
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lovestick
nut butter
finger bang
These are terms that appeal to fourteen year olds. Using them in your late 20s sounds to the rest of us late 20s (or older) folk like a fourteen year old would sound to his contemporaries if he referred to his dick as his "pee pee".
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Hahaha that's why I use them.
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That was very well said. You gotta paypal account? I really want to buy you a beer right now.
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Me or Kyle?
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You, who said something clever I agree with.
Kyle hasn't ever done either of those.
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I shall go drink a beer then!
You can pay me back if I ever make it to wherever you're living now (not Chicago anymore, right?).
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St Louis, Missouri and the bluffs of the Mississippi River valley. I have started distilling my own bourbon. It should be ready in 5-7 years.
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Beer done. Cheers!
And in that case, see you in 5-7 years.
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And don't forget the lovely scenery:
(http://www.aolcdn.com/channels/0c/00/4927297e-0033c-04cd2-400cb8e1)
This is what it's like stepping out my front door. I shit you not, there's an R.I.P. not written in liquid paper on the corner of the apartment building I live in. I met the guy who goes through my trash. he told me it was him, himself. I spent last weekend helping a dude find his rock at the laundromat. We never did find it in the end, although I got him calmed down some and he explained to me how he was the son of god and could cure my AIDS but it would be very painful.
Le sigh.
Where does this shit come from? If I may rant, I find le anything as annoying as fuck.
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I think I like peanut butter again ...
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I don't do the whole status update thing..
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i went hiking in the redwoods...but now i'm back. lame.
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>>I think that post is giong to induce some more name calling.<<
hehehehehe
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I think I like peanut butter again ...
I cant stand the stuff. Or Vegemite.
I suck.
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I'm going to be a bit of a bitch for a while girls. Shine it on. It's not serious and Pathetic, you thought I was trying to crack on you when I posted Debra Jo Rupps photo but I haden't even thought of you at all even remotely when I posted that. I don't know you at all and would never try to make obscure jokes about you. I mean, we have never even really interacted ever, right?. I just think she (Debra) is really sexy.
Oh yeah and she sorta looks like my so. Ok that's the link.
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oh my god, calm down. what has gotten into everybody, fag hormones?
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Baggy's been doing his rounds?
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i went hiking in the redwoods...but now i'm back. lame.
Dick pics or gtfo.
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I don't do the whole status update thing..
Pepper is in your extended network.
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what has gotten into everybody, fag hormones?
OMG! Please stop perpetuating the stereotype! Also that word is not very helpful if we're trying to build bridges. I always say people who use the 3-letter f-word have the same size IQ! This makes me so angry I could stamp!
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oh you!
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what if you were serious right now
like everyone on the board was taken hostage by gay alien invaders
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how gay?
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Speaking of alien invaders and gayness, is Boston still in a twitter about Ignognokt and Err? That's got to be one of the lamest things I've ever heard about that place.
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OK, I lied.
Now I am moving house.
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what if you were serious right now
like everyone on the board was taken hostage by gay alien invaders
We offer danzig's ass as peace/piece offering and run like hell!??!?
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how gay?
ultra gay.
listen to you people lately. this board is like a kumbaya campfire get together.
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status update: katie is about to hop in the shower and then go have a late afternoon bedroom romp
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what if you were serious right now
like everyone on the board was taken hostage by gay alien invaders
We offer danzig's ass as peace/piece offering and run like hell!??!?
Are these alien penises barbed?
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ultra gay.
listen to you people lately. this board is like a kumbaya campfire get together.
Fuck you, you dumb twat!
I am "working".
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status update: katie is about to hop in the shower and then go have a late afternoon bedroom romp
doesn't it make sense to do that the other way around?
i mean, unless you want to go around smelling like a sexed tramp for the rest of the day.
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Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.
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listen to you people lately. this board is like a kumbaya campfire get together.
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I don't do the whole status update thing..
http://current.com/items/89891774/supernews_twouble_with_twitters.htm (http://current.com/items/89891774/supernews_twouble_with_twitters.htm)
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Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.
Exactly. I like to be scrubbed clean and shaved hairless before sex if possible. An after shower can sometimes also lead to another romp, which is fabulous since im rarely sated.
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Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.
Exactly. I like to be scrubbed clean and shaved hairless before sex if possible. An after shower can sometimes also lead to another romp, which is fabulous since im rarely sated.
When the water has reached the appropriate temperature, I step into the shower. Closing my eyes I let the heat wash over me until I no longer feel it burn. I spend the next fifteen minutes slowly dragging a razor across my scalp, "with the grain" as they say, until not a hair stands upon my head.
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It seems Balor and Katie have the same general strategy.
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edit: i don't shave my head area.
pussy, legs, underarms... in that order. i want the razor to be at it's sharpest for the best spots.
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Wow, that actually makes sense ....
However, it still sounds kinda scary ...
Odd ...
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Odd? As far as I've ever observed, that's sorta standard procedure.
Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.
Exactly. I like to be scrubbed clean and shaved hairless before sex if possible. An after shower can sometimes also lead to another romp, which is fabulous since im rarely sated.
True that. There's also nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower, sex, shower.
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I guess I'm a dirty hoor because I usually don't shower after doing it, even if going out in public afterwards.
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I'm a cold weather person living in the tropics. I shower a bunch.
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I guess I'm a dirty hoor because I usually don't shower after doing it, even if going out in public afterwards.
THIS!
There's nothing more fun. I'm like ya buddy you know we just got our fuck on. Hair all matted from the sweat; greasy faces; the smell of semen and female ejaculate on our skin; her lips still bright red from sucking my dick.
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Nothing wrong with shower, sex, shower.
Nothing wrong with shower sex.
kill 2 birds...
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I guess I'm a dirty hoor because I usually don't shower after doing it, even if going out in public afterwards.
That kinda turned me on a little.
THIS!
There's nothing more fun. I'm like ya buddy you know we just got our fuck on. Hair all matted from the sweat; greasy faces; the smell of semen and female ejaculate on our skin; her lips still bright red from sucking my dick.
Aaaaaand that killed it.
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He really should write for Penthouse Forum...
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He really should write for Penthouse Forum...
As long as there isn't a picture of the author along with his stated "true story".
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That would be the best bit
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(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5636/bagman.jpg)
I'm like ya buddy you know we just got our fuck on. Hair all matted from the sweat; greasy faces; the smell of semen and female ejaculate on our skin; her lips still bright red from sucking my dick.
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Ladies: your opinion?
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My cock wouldn't even fit in his eyeball, no fun
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so that gal hasn't gotten back to me but i'm writing to a new one. she doesn't have a picture. i wonder if i should be concerned. probably.
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so that gal hasn't gotten back to me but i'm writing to a new one. she doesn't have a picture. i wonder if i should be concerned. probably.
Would you buy food for your kids online?
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so that gal hasn't gotten back to me but i'm writing to a new one. she doesn't have a picture. i wonder if i should be concerned. probably.
Would you buy food for your kids online?
i order pizza online all the time. does that count?
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i think so!
pizza online has fucking PICTURES, so you KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET.
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yeah but those photos are all fake, anyway! just like the photos on craigslist!
might as well take a chance.
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tell you what:
if you want to pick up girls, you need to do it like tricky does and ask them to come visit LG.
if they can hang with us, then you'll know the only chance you're taking is...
actually, there's no assurance that someone that can hang with us won't still be batshit crazy.
carry on.
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I wasn't picking up anyone!!! THat girl is just my friend. blahhhh
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brook only has eyes for ME!
but anyway, why the heck is your skype set to do not disturb or whatever, rucas?
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pizza online has fucking PICTURES, so you KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET.
Then, after the all the anticipation, just when your readly to dig in, you find out it has a sausage.
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some folks like sausage pizza.
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Thats is true, I am not one of them.
I dislike tranny pizza.
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I'VE ALREADY GOT A SAUSAGE PIZZA DAMMIT
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SHUT UP I'M FUCKING STARVING!!!!
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EAT ME, FAG
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(http://www.erikaerre.com/thumbs/meat%20baby%201.jpg)
Enjoy your meat.
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So she emailed me back and then I wrote to her and she wrote to me again.
She used to work with my BFF.
*bites nails*
This is all slightly nerve-wracking.
I find it endlessly amusing, though, that my husband is a-okay with my having a relationship with a woman but he's already told me twice today "Stop spending all your time there," in reference to LG.
he's jelis of my internet posse
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You just need to remember that he doesn't own you.
We do.
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Yeah... Someone stamp Sarah's arse with Property Of Loaded-Gun.com
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I find it endlessly amusing, though, that my husband is a-okay with my having a relationship with a woman but he's already told me twice today "Stop spending all your time there," in reference to LG.
I'm sorry that we're so awesome. Please let him know that we'll tone it down.
Also, just wait until you start spending all of your time with another, physical, person.
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Yeah fuck him. He's done his duty and impregnated you.
Time to fuck him off.
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I find it endlessly amusing, though, that my husband is a-okay with my having a relationship with a woman but he's already told me twice today "Stop spending all your time there," in reference to LG.
I'm sorry that we're so awesome. Please let him know that we'll tone it down.
Also, just wait until you start spending all of your time with another, physical, person.
I think this might secretly be his plan, actually. If I spend a buncha time boning this chick then I won't have time for you boys!
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So long as stop by once in a while to regale us with tales of carpet munching. It's all good.
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So long as stop by once in a while to regale us with bagmanesque tales of carpet munching. It's all good.
be clear!
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Bitch, you be steppin on my lines.
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Witty fucker ain't he?
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i probably won't use terminology like "lovestick" unless it's the name brand of a dildo, tho.
:-*
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:'( :'( :'(
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It's 2 girls ...
... and if you do do it "bagmanesque", please refrain from using terms like "loveditch" as well, thanks!
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Ham wallet?
Oyster Ditch?
Squish mitten?
Bitch wrinkle?
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Brevity, brevity, brevity.
Slit.
OK fur burger.
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gash?
axe wound?
are these acceptable?
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cunt?
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Woman.
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Hole.
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Absence.
Void.
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Sausage Wallet?
Meat Locker?
Beef Briefcase?
"Lips between the hips"?
Spam Purse?
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Crevice.
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(https://www.thankyou.com/images/rewards/detail/Gap%20logo%20high.jpg)
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FALL INTO THE ...
(https://www.thankyou.com/images/rewards/detail/Gap%20logo%20high.jpg)
Fixed that for ya ...
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(http://devanshmittal.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/mind_the_gap-logo.jpg)
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sausage wallet is a favorite of mine
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Really now?
*wink*
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Pink taco is an oldie but goodie.
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bearded clam? did someone say that already?
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Roast beef curtains?
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Pink taco is an oldie but goodie.
There was a local radio station that had pink taco bumper stickers for their morning show. It was just a taco, nothing else - kind of like an in-joke.
I still have one. Those stickers had a problem with fading in direct sunlight, though, so it's been in a box for years and years.
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Irony ...
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no, not really, more like stupidity.