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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Phaedrus on March 29, 2009, 01:23:06 AM

Title: Crocs
Post by: Phaedrus on March 29, 2009, 01:23:06 AM
I'm thinking about buying a pair of these (http://www.crocs.com/products/men/), but I have two issues.

1.) They seem to be expensive, and

2.) Most of them look pretty gay.

Also I'll have to find some to fit my size 15 1/2 clodhopper feet.

Have any of you tried wearing them?  Are they any good? 
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: mosh on March 29, 2009, 01:24:26 AM
Ask Zoomie about these.

He had a rant about them on d00dj00sux0r a while back. Not so much the footwear themselves... Aaron likes them, but more the way the company is being treated.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 29, 2009, 01:25:49 AM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Libertine on March 29, 2009, 03:06:58 AM
Is this a serious post?  I hope not.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: bagman on March 29, 2009, 03:12:07 AM
Might as well be called "cocks".fag.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: mosh on March 29, 2009, 03:19:58 AM
are you sure youre not gay?

I mean, youre rooting this girl you cant blow in, you seem to have a facination for penii...
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: bagman on March 29, 2009, 03:26:47 AM
Actually...!! haha. I did blow inside her last Sunday. I just am getting tired of making threads in Sex about it all. Thrash was taking bets whether I hit her brown eye, or nutted inside. It felt absolutely amazing... and that little resevoir tip on the condom didn't even begin to hold my volume.

Other things of note:

She was pantyless all day on Sunday. Was wearing this little summer skirt thing, and no panties at all. Also, Sunday was the first two fucks in one day. Also, Sunday was the first daytime sex. Which I thouroughly enjoyed because afterward we got up and went out and about and did shit. Not just slept.

But yeah, I'm pretty much done posting about it. I think it's run it's course. I'm bored, and I know all of you are.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: mosh on March 29, 2009, 03:33:39 AM
Cool.

So, she's your girlfriend than?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: bagman on March 29, 2009, 03:38:34 AM
Absolutely not.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: tricky on March 29, 2009, 04:24:29 AM
YOU FINALLY NUTTED IN THE FUGLY FAT COW; CONGRATS.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: bagman on March 29, 2009, 04:30:48 AM
Thanks.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Libertine on March 29, 2009, 04:32:30 AM
YOU FINALLY NUTTED IN THE FUGLY FAT COW; CONGRATS.

(http://www.partners-in-reproduction.com/images/3425.jpg)
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: bagman on March 29, 2009, 04:35:31 AM
YOU FINALLY NUTTED IN THE FUGLY FAT COW; CONGRATS.

(http://www.partners-in-reproduction.com/images/3425.jpg)

She hasn't let me do that yet.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: ttfg on March 29, 2009, 04:50:38 AM
Quote
and that little resevoir tip on the condom didn't even begin to hold my volume.


Did it burst ?

if yes

Do you see lil bagies in your future ?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: tricky on March 29, 2009, 04:51:20 AM
She didn't let you fist her ass yet? Wow so sorry.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: FAH-Q on March 29, 2009, 01:15:58 PM
I have two issues.

If you're seriously thinking about buying a pair of crocs, you have more than two issues.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Phaedrus on March 29, 2009, 01:34:37 PM
Well not the faggy ones with the holes in them, but they make some that look like regular slipper shoes, I think.  I don't know anything about then other than hearing people rave about them occasionally.  I've never even seen a pair.

These (http://shop.crocs.com/pc-816-4-mens-santa-cruz.aspx?navcategories=2,4&color=Pearl%20White/Nav) don't look TOO gay, but they're 50 bucks.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Libertine on March 29, 2009, 01:41:05 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-hates-your-shoes.jpg)
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Phaedrus on March 29, 2009, 02:37:54 PM
Oh holy christ no, not those things.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Lothar on March 29, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
Crocs are for people that love how Birkenstocks stink, but don't want the hassle of buckles.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: FAH-Q on March 29, 2009, 03:02:28 PM
Haha seriously!
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Tru on March 29, 2009, 03:14:12 PM
I have a pair of these. (http://www.shoemall.com/assets/product_images/styles/medium/605611TAN1R.jpg)

They are made by Coleman.

Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: bagman on March 29, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
Let's talk about sssshoessss you guysss!

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b7d6527c36.jpg)



But honestly, for comfort and ease, Adidas Superskate slip-ons are the best.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: FAH-Q on March 29, 2009, 03:29:53 PM
I like Adidas in general.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: psychopathetic on March 29, 2009, 03:31:08 PM
well i can honestly say that i've never had dirty thoughts about alf.. until now.

thanks for that new and life-altering experience.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Phaedrus on March 29, 2009, 03:34:47 PM
I like Adidas in general.

Me too, but I'm wearing New Balance right now because I couldn't find any Adidas to fit my gargantuan feet at the time.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: tricky on March 29, 2009, 03:35:00 PM
Just say no to Crocs.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: psychopathetic on March 29, 2009, 03:38:31 PM
i like sauconys.

i have these
http://www.zappos.com/product/7203635/color/183092 (http://www.zappos.com/product/7203635/color/183092)

and these
http://www.zappos.com/product/7203635/color/2078 (http://www.zappos.com/product/7203635/color/2078)

they're awesome.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Thrash on March 29, 2009, 04:23:36 PM
Back to Baggie's updates ....
I hate to say this, but you DID promise a thread about the nutting in her this weekend ...

You have to be a man of your word ...

Also, I think there's a certain part here that enjoys your "sexually awkward" posting(s) ...

Your call, but I think it's a mistake to stop completely ...
If nothing else, update us when you try anal, be it with her or anyone else ...
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: bagman on March 29, 2009, 06:43:30 PM
What I need to do, is find another girl; one that is girlfriend-material. I'm just feeling so lazy because I have it in the bag, so to say. Even my boss is telling me to text Sasha2, and go out on dates with more women like I was last year, because "J" sounds psycho to him.

I just lack motivation in every aspect of my life, except work. I mean I paid $1000 on 10/14/2008 for two correspondence classes. The sign up stuff is still sitting on my counter. I haven't even ordered the materials yet. I have 9 months to finish the course, and it's already been 5.5 months.


blah blah blah blah blah. I really don't ever feel like doing much of anything.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: mosh on March 29, 2009, 07:07:14 PM
Converse.

All I ever wear.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Libertine on March 30, 2009, 02:01:17 AM
Kyle pick what's important to you in your life and work on it.  That's all you have to do.  Don't worry about the other shit.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: mosh on March 30, 2009, 04:17:02 AM
My car needs ANOTHER new engine (this will be the 4th rotary), but I haven't felt like going to the Mazda dealership.

Jesus, how the fuck do you drive?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Phaedrus on March 30, 2009, 05:59:08 AM
Bag, do you want your car to keep running?  Then don't take it to the dealership for repairs.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Tru on March 30, 2009, 06:14:19 AM
>>ack to Baggie's updates ....
I hate to say this, but you DID promise a thread about the nutting in her this weekend ...
<<

Why you fucking up our shoe thread motherfucker, Eat your nuts on your own time.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: mosh on March 30, 2009, 06:19:04 AM
hahahahaha
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 30, 2009, 09:15:35 AM
Awwwwweeeeesooooommme! LOL!
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: bagman on March 30, 2009, 09:39:37 PM
bitches
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: underclass on March 30, 2009, 09:40:39 PM
crocs > Kyle's sex stories
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: bagman on March 30, 2009, 09:42:55 PM
Yeah, otay!

(http://www.gbpflag.org/files/115/_photos/Jeff%20Cowen%20with%20matching%20turquoise%20Crocs.jpg)

Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: tricky on March 30, 2009, 09:43:06 PM
What I need to do, is find another girl; one that is girlfriend-material. I'm just feeling so lazy because I have it in the bag, so to say. Even my boss is telling me to text Sasha2, and go out on dates with more women like I was last year, because "J" sounds psycho to him.

I just lack motivation in every aspect of my life, except work. I mean I paid $1000 on 10/14/2008 for two correspondence classes. The sign up stuff is still sitting on my counter. I haven't even ordered the materials yet. I have 9 months to finish the course, and it's already been 5.5 months.

  • Plus my musical equipment. I haven't touched it in months. Theremin and Kaossilator.
  • Xbox 360. I have 5 unopened games. The thing hasn't been turned on in nearly two years.
  • Austindude.com. Bought it a couple of years ago. Haven't updated in a year.
  • The exhaust fan in my bathroom is broken and I have been meaning to fix it. Meaning to fix it for over a year.
  • My car needs ANOTHER new engine (this will be the 4th rotary), but I haven't felt like going to the Mazda dealership.
  • There is a weight set in my garage that has been sitting there for 3 years. The first year and a half after I bought it, it remained in the box. A year and a half ago I unboxed it and set it up. It's been setup ever since, but not used once.
  • I haven't bought my tickets for Japan yet -- actually haven't even looked, and my time off is 4/16 - 4/28. Sigh.

blah blah blah blah blah. I really don't ever feel like doing much of anything.

Are you ME??? Get outta my head...
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2009, 01:32:57 AM
Docs, not Crocs.

My footwear (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/loserfacedkrispy/docs.jpg?t=1238477388).
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Tru on March 31, 2009, 02:49:59 AM
I have a pair of steel toe Stanley's that look like these.

http://www.copshoes.com/p-W-80051-002.html?CS_003=2144414&CS_010W-80051-002 (http://www.copshoes.com/p-W-80051-002.html?CS_003=2144414&CS_010W-80051-002)

And yes, they are spit shined to a mirror finish. I wonder if Zoomie still does this?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2009, 02:59:04 AM
I just lack motivation in every aspect of my life, except work. I mean I paid $1000 on 10/14/2008 for two correspondence classes.

My birthday ....
... how odd
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: mosh on March 31, 2009, 03:26:06 AM
And yes, they are spit shined to a mirror finish. I wonder if Zoomie still does this?

Shine shoes?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: underclass on March 31, 2009, 07:00:50 AM
I believe sir, that you are referring to Poulaines (http://romancereaderatheart2.com/medieval/timeline/)
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 31, 2009, 07:30:05 AM
CROCS ARE GAY
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: FAH-Q on March 31, 2009, 04:20:27 PM
Docs, not Crocs.

My footwear (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/loserfacedkrispy/docs.jpg?t=1238477388).

I still have a pair of steel-toed oxblood Docs, but I don't wear 'em very often anymore. Actually I hardly even wear my steel-toed Cats these days.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2009, 04:48:42 PM
If it's not Docs then it's Vans for me. Except none of that puffy lacy bullshit the sk8rs are doing these days - so lame.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Drugmoth on March 31, 2009, 04:50:57 PM
Docs, not Crocs.

My footwear (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/loserfacedkrispy/docs.jpg?t=1238477388).

I still have a pair of steel-toed oxblood Docs, but I don't wear 'em very often anymore. Actually I hardly even wear my steel-toed Cats these days.

Docs are also gay.  Any self respecting skinhead would get himself a pair of Grinders or something.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2009, 04:54:48 PM
I'll try to remember that the next time I join the skinheads in their screamingly hetero exploits.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: taiko on March 31, 2009, 05:03:30 PM
Docs, not Crocs.

My footwear (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/loserfacedkrispy/docs.jpg).

From here on out, I'm just going to imagine that this is what you look a picture that was posted here, but isn't anymore.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Doormouse on March 31, 2009, 06:51:07 PM
such a haxxor!

EDIT: Just don't post any of my gf's face. everything else is cool I think.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: tricky on April 01, 2009, 07:41:06 AM
Is that you? If it is you like quite different there than you do in the pic you sent to me!
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: taiko on April 01, 2009, 08:59:19 AM
Is that you? If it is you like quite different there than you do in the pic you sent to me!

Doorm, you're such a bitch for not sending me a picture.
That's it.  I'm picking someone else to give a vagina.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Doormouse on April 01, 2009, 09:32:48 AM
I can send you a picture. It just has to be by email.
I also feel you're more of a liability than tricky, but who am I to imagine you'd make evil use of your powers?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: tricky on April 01, 2009, 09:36:37 AM
He'll probably just forward the email with your picture to bagman. They are best friends after all...
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Doormouse on April 01, 2009, 09:37:21 AM
Is that you? If it is you like quite different there than you do in the pic you sent to me!
By the way, how can you still see it? Did you see it before Eitje took it down?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: tricky on April 01, 2009, 09:41:37 AM
Beacuse I'm mad 1337 yo...

Is that guy really you?

P.S. stop fucking with me!
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: taiko on April 01, 2009, 09:14:51 PM
have i made evil use of any of my powers YET?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Zoomie on April 01, 2009, 09:46:43 PM
I have two pair of Crocs. A simple black pair I bought at a dollar store in WV and have lasted me 4 years.  And a pair of Crocs Offroad which I wear around camp when I hike and camp overnight. They have a lug sole so they don't slip.

But I don't wear them in public, they look stupid.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 09:59:36 PM
I'ma get me some Uggs!
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: tricky on April 01, 2009, 10:01:50 PM
Or you can get some of these monstrosities (Ugg/ Crocs):

(http://www.shoewawa.com/SnUggs.jpg)
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 10:02:43 PM
Do they come in hot pink?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 10:03:18 PM
And the suede's OK, but I'm thinking an animal print would be even tackier betterer.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: tricky on April 01, 2009, 10:05:53 PM
No animal print, but it's the best I can find:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h4mOtJEDlTk/SKTd4UnYn9I/AAAAAAAACDU/MwJFi-LuxnQ/s400/crocs.jpg)
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 10:10:07 PM
That's hot.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Zoomie on April 01, 2009, 10:12:59 PM
What do you call those? Cruggs?
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: Doormouse on April 01, 2009, 10:33:59 PM
I think the technical term is "wastesofcash"

It looks like Lambchop's going Swedish for breastcancer awareness month.
Title: Re: Crocs
Post by: mosh on April 02, 2009, 05:32:34 AM
Lambchop must die.

And be my next souvlaki.