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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: underclass on March 30, 2009, 02:47:04 AM

Title: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on March 30, 2009, 02:47:04 AM: They breed them big down there

Jonah Lomu vs England World Cup 1995 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvR8CsGcwyQ#lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: mosh on March 30, 2009, 04:13:08 AM: You're living in the past...
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Post by: (_)_)===D on March 30, 2009, 09:27:47 AM: James Harrison Superbowl XLIII 100yd Int Return TD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCCm62fosbY#lq-lq2-hq)

This was such an incredible thing to see live. That big motherfucker never ran so hard for so far in his life. I love how he just collapses at the end and then you see him huffing on the oxygen mask.

It's without a doubt the best play I've ever seen (not that I watch that much football).
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on March 30, 2009, 09:58:22 AM: That was a crazy play.

I favor the no pads, run for the full game, same people on offense and defense version. Especially when a skip gets sconned like in the following vid

Tackle-Jerry Collins mullers Nathan Sharpe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZwyLrEBBro#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: (_)_)===D on March 30, 2009, 10:19:49 AM: That was rough man. Then that other dude came up and started grabbing nuts.
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Post by: Tru on March 30, 2009, 10:47:31 AM: Then the lot of them broke down after the show and started sucking dick.
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Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 04:40:06 PM: Oh boo hoo, people are enjoying sports. How gay.
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Post by: mosh on March 30, 2009, 04:46:57 PM: An oldie, but a great one:
Phil Manassa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HAC2yq9uOo#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 05:21:22 PM: Man, that semi-dribbling thing at full tilt looks hard as fuck to do.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: mosh on March 30, 2009, 06:58:59 PM: It aint with a bit of practice... the rule in Aussie rules is that the ball carrier must touch the ball to the ground every 15 meters, and the ball being that shape makes it easy to bounce and come straight back at the player.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 08:25:17 PM: Yeah, makes sense. Try that shit with an NFL shaped ball and the results would be pretty comical.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 09:22:03 PM: Maurice Jones-Drew Decking Shawne Merriman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5K1g4SDO2k#lq-hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 09:24:24 PM: Sean Taylor Pro Bowl Hit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGsutVPOXw#lq-hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on March 30, 2009, 09:39:58 PM: holy shit, at 12 seconds that #8 just bounced back up like nothing happened. that was waaay more awesome than the tackle itself
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 10:00:35 PM: Yeah, and he's a fucking punter of all things.

(Punters almost never get hit or hit anyone, they just punt.)
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Post by: underclass on March 30, 2009, 10:09:41 PM: so it's bad form to nail a QB but a punter who's dumb enough to run with the ball is fair game?
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Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 10:17:40 PM: A QB who's dumb enough to run with the ball is fair game too. The only exception to that rule is if a QB slides feet first, it's then bad form to nail him, cuz he's already given up. It's kind of a pussy rule but the game gets a lot less interesting with a bunch of injured QBs.

What I ought to point out, though, is that that vid was from the fucking Pro Bowl, the all star game they have after the season. It's generally bad form to lay anyone out in the Pro Bowl, since it's a completely meaningless game. Sean Taylor was an intense motherfucker, though. Dirty fucking player too. Still a shame he died, though. Helluva safety.

Oh, and it's not actually bad form at all to hit a QB, once he still has the ball in his hands. In fact, there's a statistic dedicated specifically to hitting QBs for a loss of yards - sacks.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on March 30, 2009, 10:22:11 PM: yeah, I know the game reasonably well and I'm a big Titans fan (first game I ever watched right through, they were playing). I was going to ask about the Pro Bowl game thing, hitting the punter in a exhibition game is a bit much, kind of like playing D in the NBA all-star game
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 30, 2009, 10:27:05 PM: Yeah exactly.

Shame about Tennessee losing Haynesworth, eh? No way could they afford him though.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on March 30, 2009, 10:30:03 PM: yeah, the salary cap is a good thing

Here's the "gentleman's game" for all to see

Daniel Flynn Loses Tooth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcpwNpP0bHM#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: mosh on March 31, 2009, 04:23:52 AM: This'll give a better idea of Aussie Rules
the greatest and hardest hit ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDMBoG4-sRU#lq-lq2-hq)

Them Aboriginal kids can jump.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 31, 2009, 10:04:33 AM
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Post by: psychopathetic on March 31, 2009, 12:52:49 PM: just posting here to break up the sausage fest.
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Post by: Drugmoth on March 31, 2009, 03:01:25 PM: Hey baby.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 31, 2009, 04:03:31 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on March 31, 2009, 03:01:25 PM
Hey baby.

"I see you have braces. I also have braces."
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 31, 2009, 04:10:45 PM: Jack motherfucking Lambert!

(http://www.typophile.com/files/Lambert.jpg)

Jack Lambert Tribute Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkBJMdlTBWg#lq-hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: psychopathetic on March 31, 2009, 04:48:42 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on March 31, 2009, 04:03:31 PM
"I see you have braces. I also have braces."

haha, beavis and butthead ftw!
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 31, 2009, 05:26:23 PM: In London last summer, Pep and Amy and I made the trek up the hill to the Greenwich Observatory, which was pretty fucking cool. One of the highlights? The Dyson Blade hand-dryer thingy in the men's room.

"This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life..."
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: Thrash on March 31, 2009, 06:17:22 PM: This thing?

(http://www.o3solutions.com/images/AHD--Dyson-Airblade.png)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on March 31, 2009, 06:19:02 PM: Yep!

Later that evening we saw a hen party walking through a park, and the lead hen walked straight through a fountain and regretted it immediately.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: mosh on April 01, 2009, 03:05:32 AM: hahaha wheres the YouTube of that?
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Post by: mosh on April 01, 2009, 03:06:51 AM: Jack Lambert kinda looks like Lemmy.
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Post by: underclass on April 01, 2009, 03:38:32 AM: He looks like a monster.

Those hand driers are everywhere in Japan now.
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Post by: tricky on April 01, 2009, 07:31:40 AM: I used one of those hands dryers at a movie theater in Times Square. It was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: taiko on April 01, 2009, 09:02:41 AM: Quote from: underclass on April 01, 2009, 03:38:32 AM
Those hand driers are everywhere in Japan now.

It appears to semi-translate you into a computer, like in Tron.
I don't want to fight my way back to freedom in a Japanese computer. :(
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 01, 2009, 10:49:03 AM: Man, that is one scary lookin dude.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: Lothar on April 01, 2009, 02:57:30 PM: Footballs Greates Injuries- Joe Theismann (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1iVRRu6w0#lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 03:03:07 PM: Quote from: Mosh on April 01, 2009, 03:06:51 AM
Jack Lambert kinda looks like Lemmy.

He kinda does. As it happens we called our latest adopted street mutt Lemmy. Amy found him at a gas station licking the greasy paper from a KFC box. He was crazy skinny and when we took him to the vet she told us he was way undersized for his age, and that he wouldn't have lasted much longer. He was really friendly and had attitude from day 1 though, hence the name. He's shot up like a weed, and we think he may actually end up being the biggest of all our dogs. He also looks sort of like he may be part pitbull or something, so we're making sure to not roughhouse with him too much, since he seems to come by it naturally anyway.

/end dog rant
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: taiko on April 01, 2009, 09:33:08 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 03:03:07 PM
/end dog rant

wrong thread, si!
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 09:54:37 PM: Yeah, my bad. I can be kinda like those parents who never shut up about their kids when it comes to my pups, if I don't rein myself in. I love having dogs, they can be a real pain but they're so worth it.
/me reins himself in

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Anyway, I loved when Theismann was doing MNF and Jimmy Kimmel was the "booth guest", and after Theismann said something particularly lame, Jimmy goes, "How's the leg, Joe?"

I'm so glad Theismann's gone. Jaws is way better. Kornheiser sucks on MNF, which sucks cuz he's great on PTI.

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Here's a David Fincher-directed ad that fucking rules:

Nike "Fate" Leave Nothing commercial w/ LT & Polamalu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlXRengzZoc#ws-lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 09:57:03 PM: Whoa... / me works on the board, huh? Sweet.

Here's an EVEN BETTER Michael Mann-directed ad. LOVE the music.

Nike Football Leave Nothing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55BZ2gSsSmY#lq2-hq)

Nike makes some fucking good ads.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on April 01, 2009, 09:57:48 PM: Now I wanna watch Last of the Mohicans. Is that shit on Blu-ray yet?
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 07, 2009, 09:48:24 AM: (http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/60633-1/Football_leg_snapped.gif)
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 07, 2009, 02:38:06 PM: Jesus!
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Post by: ttfg on April 07, 2009, 02:43:09 PM: Jesus would of just walked if off.

The real thought is why doesnt happen more often. The way you amercans cut runners off at the legs in that way.... and thats not a dig at the sport.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on April 07, 2009, 07:44:47 PM: Ex-pro footballers must have a hard time. They play their whole career and only get tacked by shoulder charges
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: tricky on April 07, 2009, 09:05:28 PM: I don't like this thread because I don't really like watching sports. Going to a hockey game or baseball game is ok but not watching it on TV!
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on April 07, 2009, 09:20:46 PM: so shut the fuck up and go post in Kyles plastic dick thread
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Post by: underclass on April 07, 2009, 09:25:49 PM: My favorite thing in sports - the All Blacks Haka.

Haka Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJY9k6w5cUs&feature=related#hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: tricky on April 07, 2009, 09:43:04 PM: Quote from: underclass on April 07, 2009, 09:20:46 PM
so shut the fuck up and go post in Kyles plastic dick thread

I'm gonna kick you when I'm in Japan.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on April 07, 2009, 10:11:03 PM: You know the Hawaii college football team started doing a Haka before each game, but ended up having to stop cuz the NCAA considered it taunting. Lame.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on April 07, 2009, 10:16:40 PM: gay
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 08, 2009, 09:31:41 AM: Well, isn't it taunting?
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Post by: mosh on April 08, 2009, 09:40:39 AM: it is... but how are hawaiians kiwiish?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 08, 2009, 10:49:10 AM: They started with a Haka, but then changed it to a dance of their own. Then they had to stop.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: mosh on April 08, 2009, 05:53:16 PM: fags...
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Post by: Lothar on April 08, 2009, 06:24:50 PM: Instead of doing a haka, maybe they should fit in some tougher non-conference games so that they stop getting embarrassed on the national stage.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on April 08, 2009, 06:26:48 PM: sure it's a taunt, but the great teams stare it down, turn their backs on it or do something else equally awesome. One Aussie Rugby player used to blow kisses to the All Blacks, classic
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: ttfg on April 08, 2009, 06:30:04 PM: Some of the aussie team could do the haka....it is part of their childhood.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on April 08, 2009, 07:03:34 PM: Quote from: Lothar on April 08, 2009, 06:24:50 PM
Instead of doing a haka, maybe they should fit in some tougher non-conference games so that they stop getting embarrassed on the national stage.

Seriously. They're like the kid who always plays Madden on Rookie and then plays a real person and throws a fit when he's down 49-0 in the 3rd quarter and turns the Playstation off.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 05:23:28 PM: This is quite good:
[HD] 2009 AFL TV Commercial - Full Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAmbISAmjgE#ws-lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on April 22, 2009, 09:23:10 PM: Ray Lewis On Sport Science (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzsy3iqviTE#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on April 23, 2009, 11:14:08 AM: That was 20 seconds of awesomeness over 8 minutes
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Post by: (_)_)===D on April 23, 2009, 11:31:44 AM: Woah! That dude totally fucking ripped the door right out of the frame.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on April 23, 2009, 11:34:22 AM: along with 12 screws
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Post by: FAH-Q on April 25, 2009, 03:20:26 PM: He's a beast. Gotta love packing more punch than a SWAT battering ram!
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Post by: underclass on April 25, 2009, 09:05:38 PM: true, although I would have liked it more if he'd tackled that homo presenter
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Post by: Zoomie on April 25, 2009, 10:32:15 PM: That's my homie Ray-Ray.
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Post by: underclass on May 29, 2009, 07:51:29 AM: I just saw this and thought it was pretty funny

Tiger Woods Returns ! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24HyZfGwPnk#ws-lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on May 29, 2009, 11:56:07 AM: Nik Brazilian Soccer Commercial - Long Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqm5zavFlM0&NR=1#noexternalembed-normal)
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: Thrash on May 29, 2009, 08:44:12 PM: Quote from: krapsna on March 30, 2009, 09:27:47 AM
James Harrison Superbowl XLIII 100yd Int Return TD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCCm62fosbY#lq-lq2-hq)

This was such an incredible thing to see live. That big motherfucker never ran so hard for so far in his life. I love how he just collapses at the end and then you see him huffing on the oxygen mask.

It's without a doubt the best play I've ever seen (not that I watch that much football).

redo link, please ...
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: FAH-Q on May 30, 2009, 03:03:51 PM: That Tiger ad is great.
Title: Re: Maori Sidestep
Post by: underclass on June 08, 2009, 03:01:40 AM: Bryce Harper Highlight Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQQ5cZD8PgU#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)