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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: katie on April 02, 2009, 04:08:12 PM

Title: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: katie on April 02, 2009, 04:08:12 PM: the stronger i am the better.
she needs me.
she loves me.
she has to have me.
(preferably twice a day)

what am i?
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2009, 04:11:27 PM: I just discovered you can take knife hits using a coil burner.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: katie on April 02, 2009, 04:17:48 PM: i am not hash

(just yesterday katie learned all about this thing called the "double knife" something-or-other involving 2 knives, a chopped up plastic soda bottle, and a tiny ball of hash)
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2009, 04:20:51 PM: ...and it can be done using coil burners as I just happily discovered.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Libertine on April 02, 2009, 04:21:15 PM: my guess is cock.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 04:36:26 PM: Virgin margueritas?
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: katie on April 02, 2009, 04:39:48 PM: i do go in her mouth, but no, i am not cock.

is a virgin marguerita a spanish chick who hasn't had cock in her?
i'm sure katie's boyfriend wouldn't mind that becoming a new addiction.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 02, 2009, 06:32:21 PM: coffee?

???
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Libertine on April 02, 2009, 08:37:28 PM: Quote from: psychopathetic on April 02, 2009, 06:32:21 PM
coffee?

???

either black coffee or black cock, i can't decide.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: taiko on April 02, 2009, 08:46:40 PM: Quote from: psychopathetic on April 02, 2009, 06:32:21 PM
coffee?
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2009, 09:21:06 PM: crack?
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: taiko on April 02, 2009, 09:24:28 PM: Quote from: katie on April 02, 2009, 04:08:12 PM
the stronger i am the better.
she needs me.
she loves me.
she has to have me.
(preferably twice a day)

what am i?

lip gloss!
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Doormouse on April 02, 2009, 09:29:22 PM: masturbation?
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: tricky on April 02, 2009, 09:37:50 PM: Orgasms?

Fuck if I know.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: taiko on April 02, 2009, 09:45:52 PM: just the tip?
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: mosh on April 02, 2009, 10:02:13 PM: rectal prolapse?
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 02, 2009, 10:34:02 PM: espresso.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: katie on April 02, 2009, 10:35:24 PM: coffee! gosh, that was a good time.

i need a new problem.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 02, 2009, 10:58:17 PM: i win!

i will be expecting my grand prize in the mail any day now.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: katie on April 03, 2009, 01:45:00 PM: Quote from: krapsna on April 02, 2009, 10:34:02 PM
espresso.

when at a coffee shop i usually order a redeye, which is coffee with a shot of espresso.
sometimes i get two shots.
wooooooo livin' life!

i'm super hungover today. 3 glasses of wine and half a vicodin last night totally did me in for this day.
OH HELLO HEADACHE, THERE YOU ARE! I WAS WORRIED YOU LEFT ME!
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Libertine on April 03, 2009, 04:59:24 PM: anal espresso shots
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Zoomie on April 03, 2009, 05:09:55 PM: Quote from: katie on April 03, 2009, 01:45:00 PM
coffee with a shot of espresso.

Gay coffee. Loot at the pic of the stove at the beach. That's how you do it. Three shots with a slug of Baileys and some tiramisu or dulce de leche creamer. Twice a day. And strangely it has not triggered my urge for a cigarette.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Doormouse on April 03, 2009, 05:43:43 PM: I've never tried this shot of espresso deal, but yeah I'm pretty much unhappy with anything that's not just normal coffee.
I want dark roast - Colombian or French. Nothing to water it down. Nothing to give it special flavors. Just normal fucking coffee.
And I want 4 cups immediately on waking up.
That'll do me.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: mosh on April 03, 2009, 08:22:23 PM: I drink tea.

Fuck you all.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: taiko on April 03, 2009, 08:33:29 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on April 03, 2009, 05:09:55 PM
Gay coffee: Loot at the pic of the stove at the beach. That's how you do it. Three shots with a slug of Baileys and some tiramisu or dulce de leche creamer. Twice a day. And strangely it has not triggered my urge for a cigarette.

i fixed that for you.
Title: Re: Katie Has a Problem.
Post by: Zoomie on April 03, 2009, 09:15:46 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on April 03, 2009, 05:43:43 PM
I've never tried this shot of espresso deal, but yeah I'm pretty much unhappy with anything that's not just normal coffee.
I want dark roast - Colombian or French. Nothing to water it down. Nothing to give it special flavors. Just normal fucking coffee.
And I want 4 cups immediately on waking up.
That'll do me.

You'll have to trust me. It's the purest way of getting your coffee. It's like freebasing with Juan Valdez. And you think it's gonna be bitter like someone squeezed a whole pot into a cup. But it's as smooth as a prom date's inner thigh.

Yeah, I'm into my coffee.