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General Category => Substance Abuse => Topic started by: Drugmoth on April 05, 2009, 08:15:25 AM

Title: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 05, 2009, 08:15:25 AM
Seriously, people ENJOY the flavor?  I don't understand.  Even wine sucks but I'll take box wine over the best fucking beer any day.  Who thought it would be a good idea to drink fermented grains and hops anyways?  At least fermented grapes makes sense because grapes taste good to begin with.  People actually fucking drink grape juice.  Where is all the delicious grain juice?

Beer sucks.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: ttfg on April 05, 2009, 08:20:22 AM
Side bar - box or cask wine can be, and quite often is,  better than a bottle of the same price.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 05, 2009, 09:06:53 AM
i don't really care for beer, either. maybe once or twice have i had a beer and it tasted good. either because it was really cold and i was really thirsty or because i was already drunk and my tongue was pretty much numb.

people say to me that i just haven't tried the right one yet. i've had probably ten or fifteen different kinds of beer but i'm not going to keep trying it if i haven't really enjoyed a single one.

i guess that doesn't matter now that i don't drink anymore but i felt like talking about me for a change. cough.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 05, 2009, 09:35:11 AM
I guess I could say I can somewhat enjoy a Corona with lime but that's because it barely tastes like beer and the lime makes it way more tolerable.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: mosh on April 05, 2009, 09:45:34 AM
That's a fag drink.

Fag.

Side bar - box or cask wine can be, and quite often is,  better than a bottle of the same price.

Ask any abo.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: ttfg on April 05, 2009, 09:51:54 AM
Side bar - box or cask wine can be, and quite often is,  better than a bottle of the same price.

Ask any abo.

Can you say passion pop !
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 05, 2009, 10:07:38 AM
Beer is delicious. It stops tasting terrible after like the third time you try it. I guess it's just a matter of personal taste after that. ...and to a lesser extent whether or not you have a vag.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 05, 2009, 10:13:54 AM
I've tried it probably over 100 times and it doesn't taste any less like day old carbonated diarrhea that it did when I first tried it.  I guess if liking things that ACTUALLY TASTE GOOD, such as things that have sugar or fruit flavor makes me a fag than I'm fucking flaming, girlfriend.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 05, 2009, 10:54:32 AM
Beer is delicious. It stops tasting terrible after like the third time you try it. I guess it's just a matter of personal taste after that. ...and to a lesser extent whether or not you have a vag.

you shut your misogynistic mouth, you fruitcake.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 05, 2009, 11:07:17 AM
I was warned that I'd hate alcohol because I have a raging sweet tooth, but no. I like most kinds of alcohol. Beer is no exception. It's obviously a different kind of delicious than snacky cakes, but it's still the ideal beverage at times.

For me, my palate has greatly expanded as I've gotten older and poorer. I'm not trying to sound like "...when you get older, sonny..." I mean my palate is still on the grow. I just discovered I liked scallops last year. This year I discovered I love crab.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 05, 2009, 11:16:02 AM
Beets are pretty good.  I just discovered that.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 05, 2009, 12:26:35 PM
Stop stealing pounders of Budweiser one of your friends stole out of somebody's garage and maybe you'll like beer better.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: taiko on April 05, 2009, 12:33:50 PM
Metal sucks.

Seriously, people ENJOY the sound?  I don't understand.  Even 80s hair rock sucks but I'll take Guns N Roses over the best fucking metal band any day.  Who thought it would be a good idea to Listen to screeching instruments anyways?  At least hair bands makes sense because dudes wearing makeup look good to begin with.  People actually fucking wear makeup.  Where is all the awesome screeching sounds?

Metal sucks.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: tricky on April 05, 2009, 12:37:40 PM
I like beet salad.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 05, 2009, 12:58:12 PM
Metal sucks.

Seriously, people ENJOY the sound?  I don't understand.  Even 80s hair rock sucks but I'll take Guns N Roses over the best fucking metal band any day.  Who thought it would be a good idea to Listen to screeching instruments anyways?  At least hair bands makes sense because dudes wearing makeup look good to begin with.  People actually fucking wear makeup.  Where is all the awesome screeching sounds?

Metal sucks.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: ttfg on April 05, 2009, 12:58:59 PM
I have noticed I am buying the expensive cheeses now.


no smegma jokes tyvm.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 05, 2009, 01:24:39 PM
Liking metal comes down to opinion.  How does liking something bitter and assy come down to opinion?  Well......I suppose some people LOVE the taste of shit.  Silly Germans.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 05, 2009, 01:46:04 PM
Dude. This is like your assertion that movies are objectively good or bad.
You're having problems differentiating between objectivity and Danzig-preference again.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 05, 2009, 01:48:11 PM
That happens a lot.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: bagman on April 05, 2009, 02:50:26 PM
Beer is too filling. Plus, liquor is quicker.

Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Libertine on April 05, 2009, 04:26:51 PM
When playing pong in a dingy garage or side room of a house, I can drink any bottom barrel piss water because it's for competition, sport, and defense of my manhood.

When choosing independently my own beers I tend to like anything from north or south of the US border.  Canadian beer and Mexican beer all day long.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 05, 2009, 04:56:11 PM
I used to want to like beer cuz I thought I should, but didn't really like it much at all till I was 18 or 19. Then I guess something clicked and I began my love affair with the stuff.

And I used to have an incredible sweet tooth before I started drinking. Then I pretty much lost it, and now rarely eat much sweet stuff. I'm pretty sure the two are related.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: underclass on April 05, 2009, 06:41:11 PM
beer is awesome
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Vindictive89 on April 07, 2009, 08:45:37 PM
I love beeeer. And wine, i can't fucking stand. Its a totally different kind of drunk that always makes me wind up yacking, and i get real woozy. Champagne is 98042175320972x better. 8)
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 07, 2009, 08:46:46 PM
Champagne is the champagne of alcohol.  I like the expensive(r) stuff.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 07, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
Champagne (or cava or prosecco) is the only white wine I'll drink.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
I'm a huge red wine fan. I've never had the money to become a snob about it though.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 07, 2009, 09:02:56 PM
I prefer white wine.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: pepper on April 07, 2009, 09:38:02 PM
Why discriminate? I like pretty much all of the beverages that have been mentioned so far..
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 07, 2009, 10:05:59 PM
I don't have anything against white wine.

Except for it's far inferior flavour and tendency to fuck with my acid reflux.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 07, 2009, 10:53:51 PM
Yeah I actually really like a dry white every once in a while. It's kind of like switching it up and trying a new brand of coffee or taking the long way home for once.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: tricky on April 07, 2009, 11:10:26 PM
Cristal for pouring, Dom for drinking.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: underclass on April 08, 2009, 12:33:59 AM
Good quality generally makes anything drinkable.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: pepper on April 08, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 08, 2009, 09:31:10 AM
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: mosh on April 08, 2009, 10:04:26 AM
hahaha... I almost posted the same thing.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 08, 2009, 10:53:55 AM
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 08, 2009, 04:44:52 PM
You know what's good as far as wines go? Those really sweet desert wines. I'm a huge fan of Tokaj, Amontillado, and Madeira in that order.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: taiko on April 08, 2009, 06:10:22 PM
You know what's good as far as wines go? Those really sweet desert wines. I'm a huge fan of Tokaj, Amontillado, and Madeira in that order.

Reisling?
Ice Wine?
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 08, 2009, 10:17:18 PM
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 08, 2009, 10:31:48 PM
I'm not familiar with Reisling. I think I've had it only once or twice. I'd need to buy a bottle to feel familiar with it.
Ice wine I used to look down on, but I'm coming around. I've sampled some truly excellent ice wines in the past.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: punkallstar on April 10, 2009, 06:25:46 PM
Quote
Good quality generally makes anything drinkable.

i think that sums up alcohol quite nicely.  lately i've been preferring a heavy red when drinking wine, but see above for my general opinion on wine.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Wozzeck on April 10, 2009, 07:50:56 PM
You know who drinks white wine? Your girlfriend's mother.

Champagne is pretty damn overrated, too.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: ttfg on April 10, 2009, 08:36:20 PM
Champagne is usually a white wine.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: taiko on April 10, 2009, 09:11:18 PM
damn.  now i want some summer wines.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 10, 2009, 09:16:41 PM
DRINKIN HOT DAMN 100 BITCHES FUCKIN RIHT
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 11, 2009, 01:33:00 AM
I get really into beaujolais nouveau last summer. It can be very kind.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 11, 2009, 04:04:31 PM
You know who drinks white wine? Your girlfriend's mother.

Nah, she drinks amaretto.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 11, 2009, 04:13:29 PM
You know who drinks white wine? Your girlfriend's mother.

Nah, she drinks amaretto.

a nice disaronno sounds delicious right now.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 11, 2009, 04:51:24 PM
Amaretto is delicious. I used to use it to top ice-cream. It's not perfect for that, so better to make it into a syrup by thickening it up a bit with sugar. The syrup has to be made quite a while before it's used on ice cream, though, which is why I tend to keep them apart these days.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 11, 2009, 04:53:12 PM
Amaretto is delicious. I used to use it to top ice-cream. It's not perfect for that, so better to make it into a syrup by thickening it up a bit with sugar. The syrup has to be made quite a while before it's used on ice cream, though, which is why I tend to keep them apart these days.

ever had frangelico? also delicious and would probably also make a delicious syrup. mmm.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: ttfg on April 11, 2009, 04:53:21 PM
frangelico in milkshakes.


(snap)
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 11, 2009, 04:55:16 PM
ohh, that does sound nice.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 11, 2009, 04:56:47 PM
I used to get a bottle of Frangelico every year for my birthday. It's pretty good, but I have to say it's not cyanide-y enough for my tastes.

More recently I was trying to make Chartreuse work as a desert topping, but no success. It is what it is and there's no adapting it.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 11, 2009, 05:31:35 PM
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: mosh on April 11, 2009, 05:32:38 PM
Patent it!
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: underclass on April 11, 2009, 07:28:45 PM
i had cognac last night.... head hurts now
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 08:07:21 PM
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Vindictive89 on April 11, 2009, 08:14:23 PM
So what is Frangelico? I still don't have that much alcohol related intelligence. I just like to drink what's around. When I turn 21, I'll be a little smarter on this topic.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 11, 2009, 08:20:27 PM
Hazlenut liquer.

It's used in a fair number of mixed drinks to add flavor.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 08:21:17 PM
And the real stuff is expensive
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Vindictive89 on April 11, 2009, 08:25:30 PM
Cool never had hazelnut, but i had almond flavored. I love amaretto sour anyhting sour. or shakine, not stirred
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Let the flaming begin, but I am totally addcted to solely the taste of the beer.


I could get way drunker on something else.  Cheap beer is my specialty.  I'ts my own little piece of heaven
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Vindictive89 on April 11, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
Let the flaming begin, but I am totally addcted to solely the taste of the beer.


I could get way drunker on something else.  Cheap beer is my specialty.  I'ts my own little piece of heaven

It's* >:(
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 09:04:14 PM
Don't correct the King, Ms. 4th Grade English Student.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: SmokedSalami on April 11, 2009, 09:28:42 PM
at least the apostrophe was there...albeit in the wrong place
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: taiko on April 12, 2009, 11:47:02 AM
I still don't have that much alcohol related intelligence. I just like to drink what's around.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 12, 2009, 12:10:23 PM
Don't correct the King, Ms. 4th Grade English Student.

Haha.  Pot, meet kettle.
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: ttfg on April 12, 2009, 12:13:48 PM
Don't correct the King, Ms. 4th Grade English Student.

Haha.  Pot, meet kettle.
Is it correct to use Ms. when not adding a name after it ?
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: mosh on April 12, 2009, 12:15:57 PM
For future use:

 (http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9779/potandkettle250x150.jpg)
Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 12:23:49 PM
There is also
(http://www.naturalfamilyblog.com/Pot%20Kettle.jpg)

and my personal favorite


(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/mtllude/pot-kettle.gif?t=1239553396)



Title: Re: Beer sucks.
Post by: Doormouse on April 12, 2009, 04:42:21 PM
For future use:

 (http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9779/potandkettle250x150.jpg)

I've been looking for that one.